/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5411043]

McDonalds only gave me 4 nuggets instead of 6. What's this world coming to??

[Anonymous No.5411048]

>>5411043
It's a portent that the end times are nigh.

[Anonymous No.5411052]

And the other day I ordered 4 and got 5.

[Anonymous No.5411057]

>>5411052

[Anonymous No.5411073]

>>5411052
>tfw you accidentally get 8 in a box of 6

this is truly one of the best feelings of all time

[Anonymous No.5411086]

>>5411057
Le epic maymay

[Anonymous No.5411103]

>>5411043
stealth inflation.

Clearly, the McDonald's employees on the bottom wrung of the corporate latter are colluding with upper echelon executives to supply you with less McNuggets, as a means of cost reduction.

Might I suggest sampling the new Burger King™ Big King™? Our new BIG KING™ Sandwich features two savory fire-grilled beef patties, topped with, melted American cheese, fresh cut iceberg lettuce, crisp onions, crunchy pickles, and featuring a sweet thousand island style dressing, all on a warm, toasted, sesame seed bun.

Burger King™, have it your way!

[Anonymous No.5411167]

>>5411057
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.5411171]

>>5411043

getting more nuggets than you ordered is pretty much the best feeling that can happen

[Anonymous No.5411173]

>>5411103

[Anonymous No.5411191]

I got 7 in a 6 piece

[Anonymous No.5411196]

[Anonymous No.5411212]

>>5411196

fun fact: there are only four shapes of Mcnuggers, which isn't usually obvious unless you get that many...fatass.

[Anonymous No.5411226]

>>5411212
I like the boot the best.

[Anonymous No.5411233]

>>5411212
>>5411226
boot masterrace
it's nothin but boots and balls for me

[Anonymous No.5411258]

>>5411233
>it's nothin but boots and balls for me

Is that some kind of tranny reference?

[Anonymous No.5411263]

>>5411258
Maybe he is into ball busting

[Anonymous No.5411292]

>>5411043
i was once at mcdonalds waiting for a big mac and i saw one employee open a tray from the oven thing and take away one nugget and eat it.
They never mess up the rders, its the motherfuckers stealing from you

[Anonymous No.5412725]

>>5411233
The reason people think the boots taste better is because they have childhood memories of when they were made of dark meat.

[Anonymous No.5412872]

>>5412725

and by dark meat you mean pork because no chicken ever tasted that good. 80s mcnuggets were secretly made of pork.

[Anonymous No.5413612]

>>5411212
Fucking Christ I want McDonalds now
I don't care who thinks it's shit, it's tasty shit...

[Anonymous No.5413616]

>>5412872
why isnt it still omgomg

[Anonymous No.5413646]

>>5411212
I like the boot because for some reason it is more satisfying to dip into sauce

I wonder if I ask for all boots they'll give them to me

[Anonymous No.5413899]

>>5412872
They also used to fry all their food in beef tallow. Which is why everyone says their food tasted better back in the day.
Whiny vegetarians and PETA fags kept whining until they put and end to that.

[Anonymous No.5413911]

cry more nigger

[Anonymous No.5413913]

>>5413899

What I find ironic about that is that the replacement that was originally used for the tallow was Trans-fat, which is even worse from a health perspective than what it replaced. The whiners actually made the problem worse from both a health and taste perspective.

[Anonymous No.5414036]

>not ordering a ten piece

[Anonymous No.5414151]

>>5411212
MC NUGGET SHAPES POWER RANKING 2014:

1. BOOT
2. BONE
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9001. BELL
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9000000001. Ball

[Anonymous No.5414181]

>>5411212
I only thought there was two, some just looking a little rounder than others...so now they call the bone and ball. My life is a lie.

[Anonymous No.5414786]

>>5411212

Boot best. Boot is love. Boot is life.

[Anonymous No.5414831]

>>5414151
mah boot nigga. Best sauce dipping shape. One time I ordered a 12 piece and requested only boots, they looked at me like I was insane.

[Anonymous No.5414854]

>>5413899
they still fried stuff that way in canada until 2007. it was 80s/early 90s nuggets, dude. fuckin pork for real.

[Anonymous No.5416132]

It's Obama's fault. He retained Ben Bernanke, who got busy destroying the U.S. dollar. Then Obama proceeded to damage U.S. businesses by forcing them to pay 50% more for healthcare premiums.

Gotta save that Obamacare money from somewhere.

Votes have consequences. Remember in November.

[Anonymous No.5417802]

>>5414831
>>5414831
>>5414831

[Anonymous No.5417831]

>>5411043
Because you're a fat fuck. They were trying to help you.

[Anonymous No.5417836]

>>5413899

It still is not vegetarian/vegan. Uses natural beef flavor or some shit.

[Anonymous No.5417846]

>implying you didn't stuff two in your mouth before you got home because your fatass couldn't wait
>implying you didn't just want to shitpost on /ck/ about fast food

[Anonymous No.5417847]

>>5414151

>ball

[Anonymous No.5418162]

>>5417846
>imply he didnt do it at the resteraunt
>imply he didn't cry so the manager gave him more nuggets

op confirmed chud

[Anonymous No.5418438]

>>5414151
Agreed.
Ball is fucking trash.

[Anonymous No.5418454]

If they switched to making only Boots, I think nobody would notice and the few people that did would be happy about it.

Step it up McDonalds, go all-boot.

[Anonymous No.5418504]

The 4 and 6 piece boxes are pretty similar in size, what probably happened was one employee handed another a box and he thought it was a 4 piece box, instead of a 6.
The moral of your story is to check your shit before you take it home.

[Anonymous No.5418641]

Got a BK coupon in the mail, $3 for a 10-piece chicken nuggets and a medium fries. Bready good deal.

Also, which nuggets are superior and why is it Wendy's?

[Anonymous No.5418843]

>>5411043
>expecting some people working a shit tier minimum wage job to be 100% accurate
Shit happens, if you call you can get a whole free meal because of this simple mistake.

[Anonymous No.5418857]

>>5418504
>Check your shit before you take it home.
Fucking this.

I've been burned by fast food niggers way too many times to not have to check my food. If I'm at the drive-thru I usually ask for more ketchup at the window as an excuse to check the bag while they get it.

[Anonymous No.5419343]

>be me
>be fat six year old
>always demand chicken nuggets
>every day
>all day
>parents eventually worked this into a system
>they would get 20 nuggets for me in the morning
>20 nuggets for me at night
>always demand extra sauce
>never enough goddamn creamy ranch
>always yell from the backseat of our minivan
>TELL THEM EXTRA-EXTRA SAUCE MOM
>they never give me enough sauce
>six sweet'n'sours for 20 nuggets? get the fuck outta here
>every time she pulls up i can hear the people inside
>"it's the extra sauce kid! goddamn holy shit!"
>eventually they put up a sign that states they can only give one sauce for every four nuggets
>refuse and demand more sauce
>they'd have to charge me
>mom and i go into the store to dispute this saucy issue
>manager is chasing out mexican family who were taking all the creamers for some party
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak-EhzM5oOg
>that song starts playing as for the first time in my life i see a six year old fatter then me
>i realize the error of my way
>i should have been getting tangy BBQ this whole time
>order happy meal because bionicle toys
>mfw

[Anonymous No.5419371]

Maybe its cause two nuggets got put in the workers ass. Cause OPs on a diet and wants to watch his figure.

[Anonymous No.5419407]

>>5411212
I just don't even, /ck/ is on a whole level other boards can't even comprehend

[Anonymous No.5419510]

You fuckers made me go get a 20 piece.

I hope you're happy.

[Anonymous No.5419516]

>>5419510

>11 mcnuggers

where the fuck are the other 9?

[Anonymous No.5419520]

>>5419516
can you not count? there are 10

[Anonymous No.5419543]

>>5411073
They really should tell the cooks to make that mistake occasionally. I know I'd go to that mcdonalds more often if they were giving me extra nuggets sometimes.

[Anonymous No.5419549]

>>5412725
I hate hat they changed it to white meat. It was never the same.

[Anonymous No.5419552]

>>5418641
I only like wendys because they have a spicy version. But honestly they taste like any nuggets you get at the frozen food aisle.

[Anonymous No.5419592]

>>5419520

where is your god now?

[Anonymous No.5419602]

>>5419592
Made me laugh, thanks

[Anonymous No.5420297]

>>5417846
>implying i didnt stuff two in your mothers mouth last night

[Anonymous No.5420304]

>>5418162
anon confirmed foreskin biter.

[Anonymous No.5420323]

>>5411196
How much is that?like 60?
I ordered the 40 piece once with some friends because it's cheap as fuck and ended up eating 26 of them. surprised i didn't throw up

>>5411212
Boot can effectively scoop bbq sauce out of it's container making it above all else

[Anonymous No.5420335]

mcnuggies

[Anonymous No.5420524]

>>5420335
mcnegros.

[Anonymous No.5420713]

Fuck this viral shit, I didn't touch McNuggets for years before this shitlord and his butt comic made me eat them.

[Anonymous No.5422785]

>>5414831
>requesting nuggest shapes

Would they actually honor that?

[Anonymous No.5422791]

>>5420713
>tfw agrias doesn't have her bra strap showing anymore

[Anonymous No.5422793]

>>5411103

that's a really unintuitive graphic.

[Anonymous No.5422807]

>>5419343
>six sweet'n'sours for 20 nuggets? get the fuck outta here

Seriously, as someone who used to get 20 nuggets for a meal, you really do need that, if not more. I think I can get three nuggets from one container if I'm stingy on the sauce.

[Anonymous No.5422809]

>>5419343
lmao

[Anonymous No.5422813]

does anyone else remember that browner meat mcnoogies had before the whole "NOW WITH REAL WHITE MEAT" in the early 2000's thing? I remember not liking them because of it but I'm not sure

[Anonymous No.5422820]

>>5422791
What figurine is that?

[BAR B Q KING No.5422825]

>>5422807

sweet and sour sauce: 50 cal./container

mcnugger: 47 cal./each

lg. coke 280/cal

lg. fries: 500/cal

47*20+7*50+280+500= 2070/cal

>perfectly reasonable daily intake of calories
>that went better than expected.gif

[Anonymous No.5422828]

>>5422813

I remember that, it almost looked like a bruise

I can't decide either if I liked that or not. I just had McNuggets for the first time in ages the other day and they were nauseating, tasted more like crayons

[Anonymous No.5422839]

>fast food thread

why does no fast food joint offer burgers with more veg than meat+bread?

it's the best crispy cool, savory combination ever

[Anonymous No.5422843]

>>5422839
in n out always does. Huge lettuce, huge tomatoes, and way too much onions is their regular.

[Anonymous No.5422847]

>>5422825
Nobody said it was reasonable. I'm saying in my limited experience, the containers do not hold enough sauce to make the ones they offer normally enough to satisfy per nugget.

I don't care about calorie count anyway.

[Anonymous No.5422857]

Question: How many sauces do you get with a 20 piece?

[Anonymous No.5422860]

>>5422843
none in my state

>just now remembering I get to go and get the best burgers in the nation in a month
roanoke here i come

[Anonymous No.5422869]

>>5422857
3.

It also depends on who's working.

[Anonymous No.5422879]

>>5422869
If you get a sauce for a dollar 4 piece, wouldn't it be better to order 5 4-piece McNuggets, and get 5 sauces instead?

[Anonymous No.5422881]

>>5422857
about tree fiddy brah