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ck gif tiem

>> No.5403170
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Someone just tried a gif thread but the mods deleted it. :(

>> No.5403449

>>5403170
I can never enjoy shrimp cocktail with crackers

>> No.5403477

This is why I don't eat artificial pasta, it's just formed wheat. Natural pasta is way better for you and you just have to get over the idea that every piece needs to be identical.

>> No.5403481

>>5403170
that's because everything has to be webm now, you doofus

>> No.5403505

>>5403477
Yeah, but no one grows natural pasta anymore. It's all GMO.

>> No.5403526

>>5403505
you cant grow a pasta

>> No.5403557
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>>5403526
It grows on trees, you dumbass.

>> No.5403602

>>5403557
how long will it take to grow a tortellini tree in my yard?

>> No.5403639
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>gif
go to bed grandpa

>> No.5403655

>>5403602
50-70 years before it yields fresh tortellini. Better plant one now.

>> No.5405003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ugSKW4-QQ

also, where the gif

>> No.5405007

>>5403655
Bullshit, why the fuck does a plant given the proper ingredients take 50-70 years take that long to pump out fresh tortellini? That's a load of shit that you people use to charge a shit load of extra money for nothing extra. Do explain yourself?

What stupid internet sites do you get that crap from?

>> No.5405021

>>5403639
season 2 episode 8 of what?

>> No.5405055

>>5405021
generic Korean "follow the singers around" show 7

>> No.5405061

>>5403477

>artificial pasta
>natural pasta

Please explain what your buzzwords are supposed to indicate

>> No.5405757

>>5405021
Crayon pop TV

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Fugg, since the changes, my image dumper won't work well.

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>> No.5405836

>>5405007
My penne tree started to produce after only 25 years.

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aaaaaaaaand its fucking raw

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Last one. This is from the thread where moot asked where he should keep his pots and pans.

>> No.5405880

>>5403477

Ever heard of a bronze-cut die? Dipshit.

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>>5403477
>natural pasta
>not knowing that wheat is the perfect chronic poison

Enjoy your 50,000 known toxins

>> No.5406061

>>5405793
Cool.

>> No.5406114

>>5405856
>using two spoons instead of one knife to make a PB&J

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>>5405801

>> No.5406271

>gifs
>may 2014
stop it

>> No.5406304

>>5405789
holy shit! how? why?

>> No.5406311

>>5406304
I assume Asia, and because.

>> No.5406315

>>5406311
>Asia
If I recall correctly, it's Japanese.

>> No.5406316

>>5405813
fuck yeah Nichijou

>> No.5406319

>>5405796
>thanks Obama!

>> No.5406342

>>5406304
The frog has been dead for a bit. The legs, or any muscle of the frog, reacts when you put salt on it. It's just the muscles contracting.

>> No.5406351

>>5405809
Leonard Part 6 was a good movie

>> No.5406517

>>5405830

I'm always disappointed that they didn't use red food coloring for the inside.

>> No.5406524

>>5406517
It should've been red velvet cake with marzipan bones inside.

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>>5406524

3spooky5me

>> No.5406531

>>5405818

That has to be edited right?

>> No.5406543

>>5405789

T-that's just wrong, it's still alive and after being cut in half they put him on ice WITH CITRUS!!! Poor thing is burning inside.

FUCKING ASIANS KILL YOUR GODDAMN FOOD, EAT IT RAW BUT FFS KILL IT.

>> No.5406585

>>5406543
No, it's dead.
See:
>>5406342

>> No.5406616

>>5405856
>skippy

Kill yourself food-stamper

>> No.5406642

>>5405858
is it still on, or screen capp

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>>5405850

>> No.5406943

>>5406937
guy has a million videos just like that

>> No.5406957

>>5405789
First a little about me, I really do jerk off to those videos of cartel ax executions. I feel no real empathy for other people.

But I don't like seeing animals hurt needlessly. It makes me feel uncomfortable.

>> No.5406963

>>5406957

it's dead, man, see >>5406342

>> No.5406969

>>5406957
>I feel no real empathy for other people
I guess perma-virgins with big guts and no friends need pretty solid defense mechanisms to wake up each day and carry on.

>> No.5406972

>>5405824

I threw up.

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>>5405826

>> No.5407045

>>5403639
>webmeme

9fag pls

>> No.5407099

>>5405793

Fuck ice cream sandwiches, but that's pretty hot.

>> No.5407100

>>5405829
why was this not the first thing posted?

>> No.5407111

>>5406642

That was like close to a year ago, back when moot used to post on /ck/...

>it wasn't an interesting thread

>> No.5407351
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>>5407111
That gif was probably the most fun thing about that thread.

Why is moot so boring these days?

>> No.5407366

>>5407351

He got into cooking, realized how comfy /ck/ was, and then made the mistake of trying to start a coo/ck/ing club...

I've been here pretty much every day, and I don't thing he's been back since.

He definitely hasn't posted here as moot, after he realized how fucking crazy some of the anons could be when it comes to irl shit.

It's a shame, really.

>> No.5407370

>>5407366
Yeah, those who sometimes end up around him can get a bit crazy.

He use to do 4chan meet-ups IRL. But I can understand why he'd want to stop doing those.

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>>5407045
NIgger you aren't even trolling. Try harder.

>> No.5407468

>>5405826
>zerg making a building.gif

>> No.5407516

>>5407370

Most "normal" people have better shit to do, that's always the problem with community meet-ups.

>> No.5407533

>>5403481
that's a shit reason

>> No.5407538

>>5407533

Yeah why use a format that is infinitely superior

>> No.5407547

>>5405829
what are these called?

>> No.5407555

>>5405837
I love the arms addition

>> No.5407626

>>5407547
puddi

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>>5407547

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>> No.5408393

>>5407626
>>5407694
>tfw on 4chan during the puddi shitfest

god that was a nightmare

>> No.5408408

>>5405819

> Github Glencairn glass

Is that really a thing?

>> No.5408410

>>5405843

Isn't a softboiled egg supposed to be raw?

>> No.5408418

>>5405906
muh chemicals and toxins

>> No.5408554

>>5407366
It was mostly just one psycho stalker anon from the Bronx that scared him off. Guy was homeless and taking part time vocational cooking classes, he kept shitting up threads with his bad understanding of what he didn't study thoroughly enough

>> No.5410037

>>5406531
No.

>> No.5410044

>>5408364
I chuckled.

>> No.5410049

>>5406957
i have a friend like you. Keep convincing yourself you're some cold heartless sociopath. Seriously, you watch too much dexter.

also
>dat edge

>> No.5410065

>>5405906

I know this was meant to be ironic, but I love how everybody who mentions "toxins" can't actually name a toxin

don't go googling one now, I mean when they say this irl

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>jifs
>the year of our lord and savior 2014

>> No.5410325

>>5410122
I wish they cut it slower and did not poke it so much.

>> No.5410339

>>5410122
nearly no phone can play it

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>>5410339
>fucking smartphone generation
image related

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>> No.5410399

>>5410388
what in the actual fuck is that?

>> No.5410400

>>5410339
>Not using Opera on muh smrtphne

Are you a caveman? Opera for mobile plays anything

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Sort of...

>> No.5410423

>>5410122
I can almost hear his voice:

>And that's it, you're done!

>> No.5410478

>>5410399
instant chewing gum? idk

>> No.5410510

>>5405837
"now authorised to use physical sauce!"

>> No.5410513

>>5407538
because everyone makes 20 seconds long 2000x1500 webm, completely missing the point of gifs

>> No.5410548

>>5410388
were do I get some

>> No.5410552

>>5410399
>>5410478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1f1u_XUlxA
Kracie Gumi Tsureta.
Instant gummi candy.

>> No.5412533

>>5410552
Thanks to you I just spent a whole day watching crazy japanese miniature food-chemistry sets and have purchased the burger making kit from amazon. I might even purchase the gummy thing too!

I really shouldn't be browsing /ck/ while high.

>> No.5414194

>>5403557
Pastafarian Weirwood?