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Alright /ck/ I have a problem. My boy friend is insistent that eating tiger penis will make him more of a man and have a larger penis.
Trouble is this stuff is extremely expensive. I am going bankrupt. I haven't noticed any real difference especially in his size department. So I don't know how long it will take to work, does anyone here know? Are there any substitutes I can use? What about bull penis? It is much more plentiful and cheap.
Help me /ck/.

>> No.5396594

>>5396580
Thanks for the laugh OP, I needed it. But to answer your question it sounds like bullshit, but I think you already were aware of that?

>> No.5396598

>CHING CHONG PING PONG TINY PENIS

>> No.5396601

>>5396594
Well he is from China and we are living in Taiwan. So this is actually a common belief here.
>>5396598
He is around 4 American inchs while erect.

>> No.5396605

>>5396580
rhino horn is a cheaper alternative, I've heard gorilla penis works wonders

>> No.5396611

>>5396605
That isn't what we use rhino horn for. Gorilla penis is for female fertility. Thank you for trying to help

>> No.5396619
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5396619

>>5396601
>American inchs

>> No.5396644

>>5396619
I don't understand the problem.

>> No.5396660

>>5396644
hahaha fuck, you made me look it up.

"For most applications, the difference between the two definitions is insignificant — one international foot is exactly 0.999998 of a U.S. survey foot, for a difference of about 1⁄8 inch (3 mm) per mile"

I stand corrected.

>> No.5398545

>>5396611
>>5396580

Try giving him duck penis, it won't make his penis any larger but he'll rape you all the time

>> No.5398617

Dammit you dumb gook it doesn't work. Half those fucking Chinese folk-medicines don't work and were only instituted because of Mao's fucking mental crises.
It straight up doesn't work, or is a placebo. And the industry that supplies tiger penis (hint, it often isn't) is pretty fucking awful. Like, the abuse of the animals, the poaching and the unsustainable market is all pretty bad.
Fuckin' just buy bull penis, tell him it's tiger cock. If he even notices a difference tell him you've found a better, more potent supplier. You Chinese fall for that salesmen bullshit all the time.

>> No.5398743

What's the tiger penis size at all?

>> No.5398771

People still believe this shit?

>> No.5398773

Funny thing is, felines have very small dicks when compared to their body size and other species.

On a side note, OP, I'm praying that your boyfriend never gets a hard penis again in his lifetime. You two are the scum of the Earth and the reason why I won't be able to see tigers in the wild in a couple decades. I'm a pretty chill dude but this shit gets on my nerves, so please go die in a fire.
Thank you.

>> No.5400720

Your boyfriend sounds like a fucking tool, dump him

>> No.5401249

>>5398773
>I won't be able to see tigers in the wild in a couple decades
So nothing will change from now until then huh?

>> No.5401843

>>5398617
THIS

>> No.5401848

Tell your boyfriend to go eat a dick.

>> No.5401864

>>5401848
Well according to the story the boyfriend is eating dick.