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>foods which give you farts that burn your asshole
Name 'em. One I can think of is Cheetos.

>> No.5381084

>everything with more than a little bit of lactose
>beans
>lentils

>> No.5381099

>>5381035
Red meat.

>> No.5381137

>>5381084
I used to have that issue, but once I started eating hummus a ton I think my body adjusted.

>> No.5381276

,,,turnips...

>> No.5381278

>>5381035
I have hemmorhoids. Everything burns my asshole :(

>> No.5381282

These delicious fuckers. So tasty, cheap as hell, and everywhere in China. Had them wrapped in a naan bread several times a week for the years I spent out there.

They're delicious and satisfying but dear got the ringburn is like nothing else. Something about those Xinjiang spices and the fattiness just incinerates your arsehole.

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>>5381282
Fuck forgot pic.

>> No.5381286

Beetroot

>> No.5381292

Tom Kha Gai, because I get that fucker as spicy as it can get. So good, and totally worth a bad case of ring sting.

>> No.5381295

>>5381292
Interesting, I've never had that problem with Tom Kha Gai, always feels like the coconut milk/cream mellows it out.

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>>5381278
Sounds like someone has a bad case of BUTTHURT.

>> No.5381600

Soft tacos I cook, If I act like a tit and dump a ton of Sriracha and cayenne into it.

>> No.5381632

Blazin' wings from bdubs. I always get 20 of them and a case of beer. Later that day or the next morning I'm in for a world of pain. They are just as hot coming out but feel 1000x worse because my virgin ass is sensitive.

>> No.5381636

>>5381035

hot wings, but only if i have them for my first meal

>> No.5381677

seriously? nobody has said White Castles? for shame.

>> No.5383765

>>5381035
prawn vindaloo

>> No.5383776

>>5381677
Ive never had them, but have heard this about them before. What makes them so bad on the stomach, as opposed to normal sliders/burgers? Do they have a special sauce?

>> No.5383781

>>5383776
The filthy American hand-hooves that handle the meat.

>> No.5385591
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Paprika chips

>> No.5385625

I've eaten plenty of spicy things in my life but it has never made my asshole burn. What the fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.5385683

>>5381035
Why the fuck is everyone here so delicate? It's fucking Cheetos.

>> No.5385690

>>5385591
asshole european faggot for bumping low quality threads

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GLORIOUS SERBIA ROUND OF SEVEN POINT SIXTY TWO CAPACITY CALIBELLUM CAUSE LARGE PAIN TO RECTUM ON EXPEL BUT IS GOOD DUTY FOR SERBIA SERBJE STRONG

>> No.5385935

>>5385625
It's not necessarily spicy things. I am not sure exactly what causes it but there are some foods that just give you red hot farts.

>> No.5385943

>>5385683
I agree. The only thing that cause me issues is very hot peppers, for example ghost chilies. Othen then that, I'm fine.

>> No.5386220

Raw cucumbers.
I just had a gyro today and the tzaziki is already starting to ferment in a most unpleasant way in my lower colon.

>> No.5386246

>>5386220
>implying the vegetables are the culprit
>not the processed wannabe lamb or beef

ok

>> No.5386934

IS EVERYONE FORGETTING BUFFALO WINGS?

>> No.5386952

>>5386934
buffalos don't have wings

>> No.5387020

buffalo wild wings blazin' sauce + yuengling.

Fuck.

>> No.5387366

>>5386952
they do when there is an arthquake

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5387545

surprised this hasn't been posted yet

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>>5387020
I am in South Carolina right now
and this is my reality.
Thank you.

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>>5381035
these 3 sauces will make you question your faith as you're praying to god for mercy on the porcelain throne

>>5387020
>bww
>muh nigga

>> No.5387627

>>5381035
I know what foods make my farts make people puke, or a varying scale of stench. But I don't think I've connected heat with certain foods, as much as severity in liquid to solid form.

>> No.5387662

Every time i eat something really spicy. I figure the capsaicin is still active down there because it's the same type of numbness still there way after you're done shitting.

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Sadly, of all the hot and spicy and exotic foods I've enjoyed in my life, I've never experienced distress from the chemistry of the waste exiting my body. I'm apparently not a mincing six year old girl or a genetic defect like the failed, weak subhumans in this thread, so I can't share.

>> No.5388053

Thai food will result in really nice PUNGENT farts from me, especially for instance beef with chili and basil, native style.

>> No.5388067

Anything:

*Greasy
*Spicy
*Overly fibrous
*Containing too much water

Will cause your ass to explode

>> No.5388071

Protein powder in excessive amounts turns me into a fountain of fire between the crack.

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>>5381035
Pic related. I eat a ton with my burgers, hot dogs, and various sandwiches. I think it's all the seeds. Not even the hottest hot sauce burns my ass like these.

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>>5381035
Phaal.

>> No.5388661

>>5388120
same here I've many different varieties of these and ANYTHING with Yellow Number 4 is bad news bears.

>> No.5388668

>>5387545
If it comes in a box like that, that's lame ass touristy shit for suckers.

>> No.5388670

Indian/Paki dishes. Seekh kebabs and Nihari in particular. Totally worth it, though.

>> No.5389285

the stuff that gives me farts and the stuff that gives me burning asshole are two different things.

whole grains make me farty but nothing like mushrooms. when i eat mushrooms its like someone letting a balloon fly around the room. pfffthththththththththtthththt.

capsaicinoids burn my ass.

>> No.5389368

>>5388141
>Phaal
God I wanna try that shit so bad, but all the Indian restaurants near me only sell Vindalu

>> No.5389386

Roasted brussel sprouts. They don't burn, but they warm my butthole and smell awful.