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5376750 No.5376750[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I just came back from eating at Armadillo Willy's.

What are the chances I have hepatitis now?

>> No.5376782
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5376782

i don't know

>> No.5376800

>>5376750
What the fuck is Armidillo Willy's

>> No.5376802

>>5376800
idk, but I'd like to know what Armadillo* Willy's

>> No.5376804

>>5376800
perhaps the texas bbq chain in northern california??

>> No.5376813
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mfw i eat at armadillo willy's

>> No.5376821
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>>5376813
mfw when i see you eating at armadillo willy's

>> No.5376825
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>>5376782
>>5376800
>>5376802
>>5376804
>>5376813
>>5376821

Hey you guys are Armadillo Silly!

>> No.5376830

OP what's the update on your hepatitis?

>> No.5376833
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5376833

OP we r vair concerned 4 ur health!

>> No.5376837

chili should never involve beans

>> No.5376838

i can't stand viral marketing and fastfood threads

I would really just rather see some pics of Japanese food

>> No.5376866

>>5376837
If you don't like beans in your chili then you don't like chili

>> No.5376871

>>5376866
If you like beans in your chili then you don't like meat soup.

>> No.5376872

>>5376871
>implying beanless chili isnt just bolognaise with a tablespoon of chili powder

>> No.5377122

>>5376866
fuck you faggot you don't know shit about cooking. you're probably one of those fags who puts kraft singles on macaroni and calls it hamburger helper.

if you knew shit about chili you'd know only the highest professionals of chili cookouts don't fuck with beans. why? because you have to cook the meat for so long to be good the beans go soft and it turns into one big fucking disgusting mush!!!

>> No.5377124

>>5377122

then add the beans later bruh

>> No.5377132

>>5377124
beans don't belong in chili

>> No.5377134

>>5377132

whatever you want man but the reason i just responded to is dumb

>> No.5377138

>>5377134
what are you implying??

>> No.5377583

i disagree chili should most definitely include beans

>> No.5377595

OP i'll show you my Armadillo Willy

>> No.5377609

>>5376872
but that's great
add a bunch of peppers and all the meat you can find
good beanless chili is basically spicy sloppy joes you eat with a spoon

>> No.5377612

>>5377609
not chili that's a sloppy joe its completely different

>> No.5377629

>>5377612
no it's beanless chilli
sloppy Joes are sandwiches

>> No.5377656

>>5377629
it can't be chili if it doesn't have beans... it's going to be sloppy joe FILLING if it doesn't contain that.

it isn't that hard

>> No.5377664

>>5377656
so all those people making huge pots of 'beanless chilli' are actually making sloppy joe filling
all because of your personal autism

>> No.5377666

>>5377664
well in that context it's just bean soup isn't it?

if there's no buns how can it be a sloppy joe??

>> No.5377668

>>5377656
>Chili con carne (“chili with meat”), commonly known in American English as simply “chili”, is a spicy stew containing chili peppers, meat (usually beef), tomatoes and often beans.

>> No.5377676

>>5377668
>"A sloppy joe is a sandwich, originating in the United States, consisting of ground beef, onions, tomato sauce or ketchup and other seasonings, served on a hamburger bun"

see what i did there? using wikipedia as a source is invalid. maybe you'd had learned that if you had gotten an education you fuck

>> No.5377689

>>5377676
why don't you try reading the article its very thorough
for example the official dish of Texas is chili con carne, and Texas chili contains no beans.
you can find that information anywhere not just wikipedia

>> No.5377692

>>5377689
exactly so chili doesn't have beans because the officially recognized dish doesn't have it as any

>> No.5377700

This Pedernales River Chili recipe is President Lyndon B. Johnson's, 36th President of the United States, chili recipe. The chili was named after the location of his Texas Hill Country ranch. This chili recipe is so good and so very easy to make!

Mrs. Lady Bird Johnson had cards printed with the LBJ's "Pedernales River Chili" recipe. She is quoted as saying, "It has been almost as popular as the government pamphlet on the care and feeding of children."This version is from Lone Star Legacy, a cookbook put out by the Austin Junior Forum in 1981.

"Chili concocted outside of Texas is usually a weak, apologetic initation of the real thing. One of the first things I do when I get home to Texas is to have a bowl of red. There is simply nothing better." - by Lyndon B. Johnson, 36th President of the United States


Pedernales River Chili Recipe:

Recipe Type: Beef, Soup/Stew, Chili
Yields: 12 servings
Prep time: 20 min
Cook time: 1 hr


Ingredients:

4 pounds coarsely ground beef (chili-grind)
1 large chopped onion
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon ground cumin
6 teaspoons chili powder
2 (16-ounce) cans whole tomatoes, cut up
2 to 6 dashes hot sauce, or to taste
Salt to taste
2 cups hot water


Preparation:

In a large frying pan, brown meat with onion and garlic until meat is lightly browned; transfer ingredients to a large heavy kettle or cast-iron Dutch oven.
Add oregano, cumin, chili powder, tomatoes, hot sauce, salt, and hot water. Bring just to a boil; lower heat and simmer, covered, for approximately 1 hour.
Remove from heat. Skim off grease and serve.
Serves 12.

>> No.5377705

>>5377692
One official dish from a state that wasn't around until several thousand years after native americans began eating stews made from any combination of chilies, meat, beans, and tomatoes.

>> No.5377706

>>5377705
but it isn't the chili as we no it rather "american" cuisine

>> No.5377709

>>5377705
wow
if official state and federal documentation isn't enough for you clearly nothing is

>> No.5377710

>>5377700
i don't see any beans, so clearly chili does not contain beans

>> No.5377713

>>5377705
ok great logic faggot. next you're going to tell me the official dish of say Israel is actually Italian food because it was ruled by the romans thousands of years before

>> No.5377717

>>5377705
popcorn doesn't have butter on it because Indians were too stupid to milk cows

>> No.5377718

>>5377713
Chili as a dish has been called that for a long fucking time before any fucking texan fucks ever existed.

>> No.5377725

>>5377718
manhattan belongs to the algonquins so new york law doesn't apply on wall street

>> No.5377727

>>5377725
False equivalency

The whole chili in beans debate literally only applies to Texas Chili con Carne, no other forms of a larger collection of dishes from which Texas Chili comes from

>> No.5377728

>>5377718
but does that make it have beans? no

also where is your source that chili was a thing before the texans invented it?

>> No.5377730

>>5377706
>>5377709
>>5377713
>>5377717
You seem mad, you should correct that, also consider starting your sentences with a Capital letter and ending them with a period, it helps you look less like a clueless kid.

>> No.5377734

also OP please give an update about your Armadillo Willy's experience

>> No.5377735

>>5377728
Man are you really this clueless? You really think white people invented a dish with the main foods of the southern north american continent?

If you really want a source:http://www.foodtimeline.org/foodmaya.html

>> No.5377736

>>5376837
>>5376837
>>5376837

fuck you man, look what you've done to this thread!

>> No.5377737

>>5377728
>Texans
>Inventing anything but new chromosomal defects.

>> No.5377738

>>5377730
>losing an argument
>complains about grammar
>stay mad

>> No.5377739
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5377739

In case anyone wanted to know how to properly make Chili con Carne (using ground beef)

>> No.5377741

>>5377727
so Texas chili isn't chili, its sloppy joes and you and chief fuckshishorse are a better authority on the subject than the 36th president of the United states, his wife, and the entire 1977 texas state legislature

>> No.5377744

>>5377735
how do you explain italian food or better yet pretty much all of european cuisine? where do tomatoes and potatoes come from??

>> No.5377745

>>5377741
Sloppy Joe is different from Texas chili. It's primarily tomato based, and has added sugar.

>> No.5377747

>>5377745
but they are similar dishes neither of which use beans

>> No.5377748

>>5377738
Not even the bloke you were arguing with, just came by to tell you how much you suck as a human being.

>>5377744
They come from farms.

>> No.5377750

>>5377744
I don't have to solve some problem of yours that is outside of the context of this conversation. What exactly are you even trying to imply? You seem confused.

Here's what I've said in summary:

1. Chili is a broad group of dishes often involving tomatoes, beans, and meat, but always chilies.

2. Texas Chili con Carne is a relatively modern invention, of which had no tomatoes in its original form. It was made from chilies, dried fat and beef and pounded into bricks to be used on the trail. Modern versions usually add tomatoes, but not beans.

3. Sloppy Joo sauce is similar, but usually has added sugar and is primarily tomato based.

>> No.5377753

>>5377739
That vertical is so confusing. Like what is even happening?

>> No.5377754

>>5377753
you are mentally challenged if you can't figure that out

>> No.5377755

>>5377748
they were brought over from the americas and used to develop cuisines entirely free from the indigenous people.

therefore the argument that white people couldn't even invent a dish with the main foods of the americas is completely invalid.

thus chili is different than the supposed indian stews and doesn't contain beans

PS. you're a fookin wanka!

>> No.5377757

>>5377750
i agree with all of this

>> No.5377758

>>5377753
Look at the ingredients. Do you know what people usually do with them? You brown onions, meat, use broth to cook chilies then puree, the rest is pretty easy to follow.


>thus chili is different than the supposed indian stews and doesn't contain beans

No, many native american groups, likely all, would make stews from just chilies, tomatoes, and turkey meat. That's fucking chili, and they even called it that.

>> No.5377759

>>5377754
well then help out a mentally challenged person to understand what is happening in this cooking picture?
there is a reason all verticals have text explaining what's happening, because otherwise it's just random pictures of food in different stages of being prepared without any indication of what kind of food or what is happening to it, how long, what temp, WHAT IS HAPPENING YOU UNDERSTAND?!

>> No.5377763

>>5377750

see VVV
>>5377755

>> No.5377764

>>5377755
read this
>>5377758


>>5377759
You should know how to do all the things it shows without instructions on time or temps. There's preparing chilies for puree, browning onions, browning beef, and combing ingredients to simmer to thickness.

>> No.5377766

>>5377759
you must be not autistic but dyslexic rather if it doesn't make sense

>> No.5377767

>>5377763
read >>5377758


"
>thus chili is different than the supposed indian stews and doesn't contain beans

No, many native american groups, likely all, would make stews from just chilies, tomatoes, and turkey meat. That's fucking chili, and they even called it that."

>> No.5377769

>>5377758
oh man can you imagine the ridiculous chili the royalty must have had?

>> No.5377772

>>5377769
There are accounts of it in several places. When cortex invaded the aztec capital, they had giant pots of tomatoes and chilies stewing.

The meat?

It wasn't dead yet. They had intended on eating Cortez and his men, via chili.

>> No.5377773

>>5377767
that doesn't mean it's the official "chili"

do you even regard the US president as an important worldly figure. did you see his recipe and how it's an invalid dish outside of texas?

>> No.5377774

>>5377759
Well first you peel the skin off two fat salamis.

Then you chop some onions

Then you you fry some poorly shaped frikadeller

Then you fry the onions

Then you... Boil the meatballs?

Then you fry some gunk from your gutter.

And blend it

An then you... reverse time and take the meatballs out before you boil them

Then you make gravy

And put the meatball in the gravy along with some leeks.

>> No.5377776

>>5377759

Left-to-right, top to bottom
-ingredients. ground beef, chili peppers, a jar of beef stock, and an onion.
-put dried peppers in pot with stock. heat up to soften the dry peppers.
-chop onions
-puree peppers and stock in blender
-form meat into little balls and brown it. How hot? hot enough to brown, so very hot. How long? until it's browned.
-remove meat, set aside on plate.
-brown onions in bottom of pot
-add the pureed chili mixture and simmer.
-add meat
-serve

>> No.5377778

>>5377773
Your comment isn't relevant to the discussion of whether beans belong in chili at all.

>> No.5377783

>>5377778
con carne = with meat
con frijoles = with beans

it's called chili con carne for a reason dickhead

>> No.5377785

>>5377776
Forgot one step - deglaze after browning meat and onions/garlic with leftover stock

>> No.5377787

>>5377776
this guy understands what chili is

>> No.5377789

>>5377783
No shit, but chili != chili con carne

>> No.5377793
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>>5377787
I'm the one who made the original thread.

I also made this post here
>>5377750

>> No.5377796

>>5377789
yes it does otherwise it's native american bean soup something more like pozole

>> No.5377797

>>5377785

Yeah, I would certainly do that, but there is no photo of that in the vertical. I just described what the individual photos were.

>> No.5377799

>>5377793
you were the OP this whole?

how was Armadillo Willy's did they serve chili?

>> No.5377802

>>5377796
No, it's really not. The native americans called it chili before they ever knew white man existed - before Europeans as a whole were even called that.

>>5377799
No, I made the original thead for the vertical. I don't go out to eat.

>> No.5377805

>>5377802
why don't you go out to eat it's so delicious
you can really expand your horizons

>> No.5377808

>>5377805
I don't anymore is more accurate to say. I've been to far too many places out to eat over the years, but now I just make food at home and eat things I grow / trade for from what I grow.

It's a more satisfying life, and that way when i do go out to eat, it's more special. Usually only do some when my parents/ in laws come to visit.

>> No.5377814

>>5377793
What the fuck, where's the gunk from your gutter?

>> No.5377815
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>>5377772

>> No.5377818

>>5377802
just because it's old doesn't make it the true style.

why is dominoes style pizza so much more popular than napoli style pizza? it was developed and made better

>> No.5377822

>>5377818
Chili with no beans isn't the dominant style. Have you never been to a chili cook-off? I grew up in Arkansas, near texas, and people didn't bitch this much at chili competitions. I'm glad it's more diverse now. I love things like turkey chili with chipotle chilies and white beans, and turkey stock. I love chili that has no meat at all - like a 15 bean chili with as many varieties of chlies as you can find. What's also really good is pork shoulder chili with cooked jalepenos, bell peppers, serranos, hatch chilies, and any other green chlies.

Get over yourself, chili pleb.

>>5377815
10/10

>> No.5377823
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>>5377822
fucking #rekt

>> No.5377825

>>5377808
is there a certain something that made you stop going out? this intrigues me that there are still people who are committed to homegrown produce and cooking in our day and age where it seems like everyone goes out for every meal

>> No.5377828

>>5377825
I got bored of eating out. I'm in my late 20s and spent most of my fun money on going out to eat the past ten years. I live in a medium size metro area in the US, with lots of immigrants.

>> No.5377832

>>5377828
interesting man i feel like i'm headed that way in life too

>> No.5377835

>>5377832
I have nothing against people who choose to live other ways, but I'm happier the way I am now. Gives meaning to my life, for me at least.

>> No.5377840

holy shit this got a lot of a responses in the last half hour

just the word chili fucking sets you cunts off

why would you get snobby about this shit it's meat in a bowl

>> No.5377844

>>5377772
yeah but i bet it was full of psiliocybin and ayasuaca and morning glory and toad venom too
chili con cortez y alucinar

>> No.5377845

>>5377840
I don't know, people try to narrow it down when it's a far broader dish with a lot more history than what texas fags choose to learn about.

>> No.5377848

>>5377845
this whole argument started because some wetback thought chili absolutely 100% had to have beans in it

>> No.5377849

>>5377822
chili cook-offs don't mean shit. no bean chili is the original and always will be. beans are shitty creative interpretations that aren't the original

mona lisa is the original piece and all this avant garde shit with lines and colors is a steaming turd of the original just like bean chili

>> No.5377850

>>5377787
Yeah, it's a spice.
Used in curries and chilli con carne.

>> No.5377854

>>5377849
Dude, you're just plain ignorant and plain stupid. Learn some culinary history for once in your short texas life.

>> No.5377856

>>5377848
1. how do you know it was a wetback
2. you should read again to see what the argument was actually about

>> No.5377859

>>5377856
>how do you know it was a wetback
just a feeling
>you should read again
ok it was both

>> No.5377861

>>5377825

I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I very very rarely eat out. For me it's for several reasons:

1) Good quality restaurant food is expensive, which I cannot afford, and even if I could I think it's a poor use of money.

2) Chains and fast food I can afford, but seriously, who wants to eat that crap?

3) Cooking for myself is much cheaper than even eating fast food.

I don't grow my own produce, but I do cook from scratch. Better and cheaper than eating out.

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>>5377854
>yfw you'll never know what real authentic tasty chili is
>stay mad faggot

>> No.5377864

>>5377818
Same reason McD sells better than gourmet burgers.
Fat fast food junkies can only taste salt, fat and msg, the more the better.

>> No.5377867

>>5377861
i feel you on all that. often times i'll get that feeling when i go out that "wow i could have cooked this myself for way cheaper" and it kind of ruins the experience.

however there's something to be said for eating out, but like anything in life it's all about moderation

>> No.5377870

>>5377844
>you will never ascend to another plane of existence by eating your living god stewed in hallucinogenic hot sauce

>> No.5377871

>>5377859
u racist prick
this is y i hate white ppl

>> No.5377881

does anyone know the dish in OP's picture

>> No.5377890

>>5377881
Looks like a corning French white.

>> No.5377911

>>5377871
>calls someone else racist
>is racist

>> No.5377915

>>5377911
white people fucking started it all

everyone lived in harmony before they had to go making people with dark skin 2nd class citizens

>> No.5377923

>>5377915
In case you aren't just trolling, you are seriously ignorant and I hope one day you learn something.

>> No.5377930

>>5377915
Black people started it all

everyone lived in harmony before they had to go force a tribe to travel up north to the cold an unforgiving climate.

if you'd been more civil we'd all still be mindless half-apes frolicking naked on the open plains living of the land, breeding in litters and dying before we hit 40.

>> No.5377934

>>5377930
oh my god what are you even talking about???

white people stole everything from africa

>> No.5377938

>>5377934
Black people created white people, so it's your own fault.

>> No.5377945

>>5377938
you're a fucking idiot

what hasn't this thread covered in terms of topics??

>> No.5377948

>>5377945
Anything of value.

>> No.5377953

>>5377948
welcome to 4chan

>> No.5377969

>>5377676
>My high school teacher told me Wikipedo was invalid cuz his students keep cuntpasting it for their essays :'(

lol the only education you have is an education in neethood nerd

come at me :3

>> No.5377973

>>5377969
you're a neanderthal

>> No.5378642

>>5377692

But chili con carne literally means "chili with meat"

Why would you have to specify it was with meat if chili was already a meat dish?

>> No.5378645

>>5378642
because idiots like you will try to argue that beans have a rightful place in chili - which they don't

>> No.5378653

>>5378645

I find it much more likely that beans were the original chili ingredient, considering it'd be the most accessible food for the Mexican peasants who invented it. If you want to add meat to yours, that's cool, but beans are the heart of chili. It also makes for a much healthier chili.

>> No.5378655

>>5378653
it's not authentic chili at that point - it's just bean soup chili con carne (no beans) is the official dish of texas

therefore true chili is beanless

>> No.5378657

>>5378655

The official dish of Texas may be a meat-based chili, but that's a special kind of chili that we call "chili con carne" because it's not like normal chili. Normal chili, simply called "chili," is made with beans

>> No.5378668

>>5378657
0/10

i can make up facts too faggot. if chili had beans it would have reached recognized official status in the dish. it's just bean soup with spices otherwise

>> No.5378673

>>5377664
an everyone who makes cheese is just making grilled cheese filling

yeh we get it

>> No.5378679

>>5378673
completely different and irrelevant

>> No.5378695

does anyone know what the fuck armadillo willy's is!

>> No.5378735

>>5378679
just because cheese is made of milk instead of meat doesn't make it different

and its relevant.

>> No.5378736

>>5378735
explain

>> No.5379058

fucking texas fags have no idea what they're talking about with chili

>> No.5379474

bump

>> No.5381586

>>5376837

I always wonder why those who don't like beans in chili whine about it so much.