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5371640 No.5371640 [Reply] [Original]

What's the worst a friend has cooked for you? What's the worst you've cooked for a friend?

I'm a loser so I haven't really had an opportunity to cook terribly for someone else. The worst thing someone else has served me might be the cake my brother baked that tasted like garlic. It wasn't revolting, just really confusing.

I'm hoping you guys have more interesting stories!

>> No.5371654

I once had a friend cook me pasta that didn't taste like anything. Upon asking I found out she didn't put salt in it. She said "Nah, I don't use salt in cooking".

I guess putting salt from the table is always an option but still, such an odd thing to do.

>> No.5371682

>>5371654
>She said "Nah, I don't use salt in cooking".

what a fucking retard

>> No.5371737

>friends obese sister
You would have thought she'd be decient at cooking because she's fatasfatass.
Her delights included:
Undercooked sausage with chewy skin (no snap) and boiled potatoes (no salt).

Frozen ground beef defrosted in boiling water, then the water dumped out and a jar of pasta sauce poured on top (spaghetti bolognaise)

Other shitty cooked and fucked up shit like oven chips burnt etc.
She's a mong and ugly as fuck, but I would still fuck her because she's so disgusting I'd smash her snatch in in a furious hate fuck,

>> No.5371772

I had a friend forget water on the stove and ruin her pan.

I left a potato gratin in the oven too long and it got dry.

My friends are so bad at cooking they burn water. My mistakes are still edible.

>> No.5371775

>>5371737

Obese people don't truly love food. Once you meet more people you'll understand. If they loved food they'd understand it more, and if they understood it more they'd not be so obese and have such disgusting preferences in food.

To them it's an enemy of sorts, something to do battle with. Whether the battle is trying to force an unreasonable amount of greasy garbage into their stomach, or trying to resist the intense cravings for something that is hardly even fit for human consumption, it's about struggle and resentment and confusion and guilt.

Fat people are terrible, pitiable beasts but they should have nothing to do with food in the way that decent people understand the concept.

>> No.5371779

>>5371654
>nah I don't use paper in school.
>nah I don't use gunpowder in ammunition.
>nah I don't use words in communication.

>> No.5372474

>>5371640
I made roast dinner for my gf and my friend tonight. It was too salty ;_;

>> No.5372480

I think I cooked my friend some pancakes once with chocolate chips and I fucked up everything and the chocolate chips melted and I think
the pan was too hot and it was just some nasty undercooked blob of chocolate and pancake mix. I had no plate to put it on either so it was wrapped in tin foil. I knew she felt bad and ate half of it and threw the rest away.

>> No.5372485

>>5371654

yeah i got a buddy like that

my worst is this time my ex put some vegetarian lamb substitute thing in the oven for me, dried it out to an uncanny imitation of polystyrene that tasted of soy beans and mint. served with old cold potatoes.

i didn't mind really.

>> No.5372500

>be me
>cook a nice dinner for myself and friends at least once a week, because man cannot live on single-living garbage alone.
>"oh anon, this is so fun, let me make us all something next week!"
>thing she identifies as "noodle coogle," her spelling, which consists of elbow macaroni boiled, drained, set in a baking dish and covered with what I think was cream of chicken soup then baked into a grey plank of starch
>an "ambrosia" that consisted of fruit cocktail mixed in a bowl with cool whip and instant blue-raspberry jello powder, dying it all an unholy color
>for the same meal, her girlfriend says she's going to cook barbecued goat. which was actually goat ribs, basted in KC Masterpiece and cooked into shoeleather.
>"I ran out of time, so instead of 4 hours on low, I did 2 hours on high"
>make a good faith effort to sample their wares. unable to finish even a smallest portion.
>They give me shit about hurting their feelings by not eating their literal garbage.

I am no longer speaking to these people. My world is a better place.

>> No.5372533

>>5372500
fucking dirty lesbicions

>> No.5372571

>>5372480
why do people do this? You tried to cook something and fucked it up, why didn't you just tell her "sorry but I fucked it up this time" why even continue to serve it when you KNOW it's bad food? You're just putting you both in awkward positions.

>> No.5372591

>>5371779
>>nah I don't use words in communication.

Well that's a paradox

>> No.5372592

>>5372591

no not really

>> No.5372595

>>5372592

But words even though no words

>> No.5372596

salmon cake made with cupcake mix and fresh salmon blended together with milk, baked and topped with excessive amounts of fluff and some decoration. was actually not bad

>> No.5372597

>>5372595

communication is not just words.

>> No.5372599

>>5371737

Why would you think that somebody fat would know how to cook? Seriously, man

>> No.5372600

>>5372571
I was making pancakes one day and thought I would offer them to her. She said that she would love to have some, then I fucked them up, apologized to her and she still said she wanted them. After eating half she didn't really want any more (probably because they were shit). She dug herself a hole. I pretty much forced her to throw them away when she insisted on still eating them. I just felt guilty telling her I was going to make her pancakes, then failed.

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>>5372595
>he doesn't understand what is being conveyed by this image

>> No.5372602

>>5372599

pretty obvious reasons

>> No.5372603

>>5372601

But images are just 1001 words

>> No.5372604

>>5372600
ah well that's understandable then, she brought it on herself.

>> No.5372605

>>5372602

It just means that they know how to eat too much/the wrong things, not how to cook.

>> No.5372607

>>5372591
and don't underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE, ha!

>> No.5372609

>>5372605

yeah it can mean many things. of course people who like food might be more likely to get good at cooking though.

>> No.5372610

>>5372607
>>5372597

You guys got me, you got me well!

>> No.5372620

>>5371640
>What's the worst a friend has cooked for you?
Cinncinati 5 way chili. I could just barely get it down. I hated it. This ex-Ohioan went on and on about it, ordered the mix from the internet, and seasoned it from a packet. It was simply awful watery spaghetti noodles, shredded cheese from the bag, overly strong raw onions, etc. And, it was first knowledge of the traditional dish so the cinnamon took me by surprise in a bad way.

Now that I'm older and wiser? I've had chili dogs coney island style, and I am sure I could stomach it more...greeks put cinnamon in moussaka (the origin), as do moroccans and things I eat more now.

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>>5372500
>Ambrosia and kugel (sweet and savory) are my favorite picnic foods
>Mfw imagining that mess of a "meal"

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>>5372607

>> No.5372661

Pizza Casserole.

It was just pizza crust in a casserole dish filled with nasty red sauce, topped with pizza cheese. She used fennel in the sauce too, a fuck ton it was bad, really bad. Same person also doesn't season their meat or potatoes...

I think the worst thing I cooked for anyone was this dish I call 'catfood' it's ground meat with cream of mushroom soup mixed with rice. Looks like shit but tastes good when you have 0 money.

>> No.5372662

>>5372610

do you mean you think i'm trolling you? because i'm not.

>> No.5372665

>>5372662

No, I'm saying that you guys got me. You're right. Guess it's too uncommon to hear that on 4chan

>> No.5372674

>>5372665

haha ok

>> No.5372832

last night I was making rice in a pot. so I put an egg in it hoping it would be ok but it wasnt. I made it into a gooey egg-rice mush.

worst thing ive made for myself.

>> No.5374603

>>5371640
lasagne soup - for my GF and her mum... didnt know what the fuck i was doin, covered the lasagne and fucked it up so hard its not even funny... worst meal in the history of bad meals. but since then ive become something of a backyard chef - my zuchini pie brings all the girls to the yard, and i'd like to see someone make a better chicken parma or mash potato than me, if they did i would totally knock off their recipe and call it my own.

>> No.5374605

It's been so long since anyone else has cooked for me, I can't remember.

>> No.5374611

Friend made stuffed cabbage but the cabbage was still a bit crunchy. Lasagna with undercooked noodles.

>> No.5374621

Friend made me "buffalo chicken mac & cheese", consisting of boiled macaroni smothered in an entire melted block of Velveeta, with pieces of microwaved chicken, covered in Frank's hot sauce.

Worst thing I ever made for friends was a beef and lentil curry that I added way too much liquid to.

>> No.5374659

I once had a friend cook spaghetti for me using their "special recipe" which was just noodles with condensed tomato soup and cinnamon. I think that the cinnamon was supposed to be subtle but they went way overboard with it and it was already a gross concept.

I stuffed it down because I am chronically polite but I think that she at least knew she fucked up.

And I also had a friend make me some absolutely fantastic from scratch chicken noodle soup and they made the tragic mistake of not adding enough salt. It could have been so good. I searched for salt to add but none was to be found and everyone else was eating without complaint so I once again just ate it without complaint like an autist. It tasted like water.

The best thing a friend ever made me was "gooey butter cake cookies". Gooey butter cake is a local phenomena I believe and I don't know really how to describe it other than to describe it as cheese cake where the butter is the "cheese" and the cake is actually just way to much. But in cookie form it was delicious.

>> No.5375703

>>5372602
Thinking an obese person must know how to cook well is like thinking an alcoholic must be a wine connoisseur.

>> No.5375764

My ex decided to get creative one night and made "catfish chili". I don't know what happened, but it was a goddamned mess.

I should have broke up with him then. Would have saved me from getting punched a few weeks later and a much messier break up.

>> No.5376550

>tfw can't enjoy music because raised on shit music and now hate all music
>tfw can't enjoy movies/TV/vidya
>tfw can't enjoy building because low self esteem
>tfw can't enjoy food because raised on shit food and now unable to eat most vegetables

/ck/ how do I fix this, i'm sick of what I eat but can't try anything else without literally vomiting

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>>5376550

FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN

>> No.5377303

>>5376550
>>tfw can't enjoy music
Hello friend, have you heard about a magical place called /mu/? They don't enjoy music either! You should join them.

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>>5377303
I chuckled. It's completely true.

>>5376550
Get over yourself. Stop analyzing every fucking thing.