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I'm on a diet that consists of nothing but veggies and plain noodles. What are some sauces that I can add to my food to make it less boring?

>> No.5370714

KETCHUP

>> No.5370734

>mayo
>ranch dressing
>butter sauce with extra butter
>lard with a touch of basil

>> No.5370998

deviled ham

>> No.5371004

I assume this isn't a medical diet at all. Just another silly and idiotic fad diet.

So why bother? Why not learn to eat healthy?

>> No.5371017
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5371017

I suggest Melinda's straight from Costa Rica. It's carrot based without all the vagina... err vinegar.

>> No.5371036

>>5370702
Butter!
Also Tabasco Chipotle sauce.

>> No.5371086
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5371086

>>5370702
salsas pendejo salsas

>> No.5371106

>>5371004
Because dumping hot sauce over your barely edible bachelor slop is every co/ck/'s god given right.

What's the matter can't handle the heat?

>> No.5371128

>all those tabasco sauces
>no chipotle
also franks red hot

>> No.5371160

>>5371106

You must have skipped school the day they taught "reading comprehension".

The challenge was to the stupid diet itself, not to using hot sauce to make a stupid diet more palatable.

>> No.5371197

>>5371160

I'm not your mom, and you're not a special snowflake. Go cry to someone else for emotional validation.

>> No.5371200

>>5370702
All varieties of Franks. Salsas. Green, habanero, etc.

>> No.5371358

>>5371197

Your remarks fail in every way possible to address the point that you were apparently trying to respond to.

Is there a reason for the failure? Could it be mental illness? Taking LSD? Product of American public school system? Democrat?

How'd you manage to get past the captcha?

>> No.5371401

>>5370702
msg
tobasco
oyster sauce

>> No.5371441

>>5370702
youre a fucking idiot change your diet

>> No.5371469

>hot sauce on vegetables
americans in charge of food

the best thing you can do at start is to make some warm cheese based sauce. but not your american processed "cheese", ok?

>> No.5371491

>>5371469
>hot sauce on vegetables

He was actually asking about sauces in general even though the picture only showed hot sauces.

A good sauce can make a vegetable dish very good, but those are sauces you make yourself rather than sauces that you sprinkle on out of a bottle.

From reading what he wrote, I view him as not having a great deal of cooking experience and buying a bunch of cans of vegetables and some noodles because of some crazy fad diet not having the vaguest idea what to do to make them taste good.

The real problem is the fad diet.

Off-topic: I still remember the first time I bought a vegetable in a can. It was a can of corn. I took it back to the house I rented and then tried to figure out how to cook it -- there were no instructions on the label. I toyed with the idea of randomly picking some name out of the telephone book, calling up, and hopefully talking to some random housewife who I could ask how to cook a can of corn. Then I remembered one friend in town who I could call and ask and so I did.

>> No.5371496

Duck Fat

>> No.5371513

>>5371496

more like fuck dat

>> No.5371528

>>5371469
Le ebin american meme :^)

>>5371513
Kek'd

>> No.5371531

>>5370702

Not sure about the rest of you but I absolutely adore freshly made pesto on noodles.

It's so easy and quick to make as well.

>> No.5371571

>>5370702
Butter the noodles after draining them. Add some tomato sauce and spices.

Broke Eats (google's your friend) has some alright suggestions.

>> No.5371600

yogurt instead of sour cream

curry powder
cumin
black pepper

worchestershire

trader joes siracha is good

>> No.5371649

>>5371491
What kind of person doesn't know how to cooked can corn at any age. Is there some secret I don't know about or is it just
>Dump into pot
>let it get to a boil
>drain it and eat
>>5371513
Kek

>> No.5371685

>>5371358

Why am I picturing that kid in the suit who reviews fast food while crying that the other kids don't accept him?

>> No.5371968

>>5371685

Because you don't know what you are talking about?

>> No.5372070

>>5370702
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/teen-eats-ramen-noodles-13-years-article-1.1312782
you should hook up with this chick. you could both get bone and hair thinning together