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Chia Anonymous Wed Apr 16 20:00:52 2014 No.5364127 [Reply] [Original]

Well ck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 20:08:52 2014 No.5364149 File: 53 KB, 600x325, 173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5364127 They make your hair grow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 20:09:52 2014 No.5364153 >>5364127 I've been thinking about getting them in bulk. I make a lot of kombucha, and the shit i've boughten from the store that use them had a cool texture

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 20:11:51 2014 No.5364157 >>5364153 >boughten It's boughtified.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 20:11:52 2014 No.5364160 >>5364157 thanks for the correction, english isn't my first language ^_^

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 20:17:51 2014 No.5364168 Ch-ch-ch-shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 20:27:51 2014 No.5364188 They are nice. I add them to yoghurt or cranberry juice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 20:28:51 2014 No.5364192 >>5364168 Okay, I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 20:32:51 2014 No.5364199 File: 144 KB, 360x370, ChiaGelSpoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 22:43:06 2014 No.5364552 >>5364127 with lemonade or some light fruit water like prickly pear, it gives a fresh texture like little frogs' eggs chichichichia!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 22:46:05 2014 No.5364562 >>5364127 would take flax seeds and/or hemp seeds over chia seeds any day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 22:48:05 2014 No.5364570 >>5364562 They aren't even similar.

Anonymous Wed Apr 16 23:02:57 2014 No.5364626

>>5364127
I don't care about the healthy mumbo jumbo. I just like adding them to lightly sweetened lemon water (Chia Fresca). Chia pudding is bretty gud too (1 cup milk-1/4 cup seeds-tablespoon of sugar). Every once in a while I'll just eat a spoonful straight. They don't taste like much, just slight nuttyness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 16 23:09:57 2014 No.5364650 I'm at work at the moment looking at about 3 tons of organic chia, probably around $60,000 worth wholesale price.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 17 02:08:57 2014 No.5365001 >>5364626 >I don't care about the healthy mumbo jumbo As it should be my friend, as it should be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 17 04:12:57 2014 No.5365236 >>5364562 >not enjoying them all

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 17 04:20:09 2014 No.5365251 Love them my self OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 17 04:36:09 2014 No.5365273 >>5364127 I put them almost on everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 17 05:08:09 2014 No.5365307 >>5364562 you better have ground your flax or chew them very well captain

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 17 05:10:10 2014 No.5365309 they add nice texture. funny you post tho since I just bought a lil baggie of it today. gonna sprinkle it in my GF smoothie maker

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 01:39:42 2014 No.5367033 not enough chia seed discussion!

Anonymous Fri Apr 18 03:01:42 2014 No.5367105
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hey everyone, I was suffering from horrible indigestion and I added a few spoons of chia seeds to a big glass of water, mixed it until it became a drinkable jelly with the seeds in it, I drank it and then drank a whole lot of water, and it made me hydrated, and full for a few hours.

>next day
>urge to take mondo humungo ultra mega super duper shoop the wooper pooper
>toilet is like "oh hi nice to see you again WHOA WHOA WAIT WAIT AHHHHHHHHHH"
>squatted on top of the toilet instead of sitting, being careful to push with stomach muscles and not just straining my butt to get hemorrhoids.
>that clean amazing feeling of having a flat empty stomach
>all chia seeds absorbed all the bad junk in my stomach and beyond and saw it all in the toilet
>feels good human

chia seeds, more calcium than milk, more omega 3 than salmon, magnesium and potassium out of the assium, + all kinds of other minerals and vitamins, amazing source of protein and high in antioxidants.

I love chia seeds. it is hard to find them though, alot of places sell them for scamtastic prices. you have to find a large 4lbish bag of organic chia seeds for around 14$ and then you know its a good deal

I am Not a doctor. Ask your doctor before doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 03:10:42 2014 No.5367117 I only use chia seeds to grow silly hair on ceramic heads

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 03:32:42 2014 No.5367140 i eat them with almond milk or chocolate rice milk with a banana or berries for breakfast

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 03:34:42 2014 No.5367148 >>5367140 I put chia seeds in salad, in soups to thicken them up, on cereal, I drink them in gooey sludge, chia seeds almost everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 03:34:42 2014 No.5367149 >>5367105 i gotta try this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 03:36:42 2014 No.5367151 I have a bag of raw white chia seeds. dunno what to do with them, other than make chia goop drink. any good chia goop drink recipes? mine come out pretty boring.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 04:00:56 2014 No.5367193 >>5367151 look up a lembas bread recipe on youtube, white chia seeds might fit right in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 04:01:56 2014 No.5367196 >>5367151 I like to add honey or agave syrup(organic agave only) to my chia goop and pour it over cereal and anything else I want.

Anonymous Fri Apr 18 04:32:56 2014 No.5367221
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>>5367105
>>squatted on top of the toilet instead of sitting

this nigga knows his shit. i started sqatting too and shit is so easy since. i never spend more than 30 seconds on the toilet anymore, and it feels so clean every time (that goes also with a cleaner diet of course).

Anonymous Fri Apr 18 04:39:56 2014 No.5367232
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>>5367221
wow, hey anon, someone on /fit/ told me about it and I had heard about it lots of times from hippies and other people, especially seeing how lots of tribes in the jungle do this or something.

when I started I had to be careful because it makes you feel like pushing from your butt in a way that will give you hemorrhoids really bad, so you have to relearn how to use your stomach muscles to push. apparently when you sit normally, your tube is kinked like a hose so its all the wrong angle. when squatting, assuming you can balance and not fall off and get hurt (be VERY careful) your poop just flies out of your ass, very simply put. you can also hug your knees together against your stomach to get even more out. squatting on the toilet combined with a little exercise and eating only plants and mushrooms/nuts/seeds/fruits/vegetables etc. = super healthy and a very tight small clean stomach and digestive system.

I am Not a doctor. Ask your doctor before doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 04:40:53 2014 No.5367234 >>5367232 p.s. put a little toilet paper flat in the toilet before pooping to avoid splashing yourself like crazy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 04:47:53 2014 No.5367254 File: 92 KB, 550x340, gel-chia-1-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] should them be soaked fora few minutes or overnight?

Anonymous Fri Apr 18 05:00:52 2014 No.5367281
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>>5367232
yeah same here, i heard it from some people and decided to give it a try... and wow mfw i realized how clean the body experience can be, and how used we are to live like crap just because we never try different.

i second your assertion about some exercise and a plant-based diet for a healthy life, which is actually the normal life.

i wouldnt advise people to ask the doctor but just to give it a shot for themselves... a couple of weeks or so. im sure youll be convinced!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 05:23:52 2014 No.5367304 File: 8 KB, 160x139, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5364168 >>5364168 I don't know why I laughed so hard

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 05:27:52 2014 No.5367306 >>5364157 >>5364160 got a good chuckle. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 05:29:52 2014 No.5367309 >>5364127 muh wife made a chocolate chia pudding. It was ok. She really liked it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 18 08:53:11 2014 No.5367479

>>5367232
What should the feeling of pushing from your stomach feel like, since I'm pretty sure I push from my butt? I don't squat anymore since I got haemorrhoids from it.

I haven't had chia seeds before but they sound really good. Could one use them in a runny jam in place of pectin?

>>	RoseBot !!EAVp3wibgC6 Fri Apr 18 11:44:02 2014 No.5367762 >>5364127 They make for a glorious poop. awesome with cereal & soy milk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 12:08:02 2014 No.5367822 >>5364650 post pic bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 12:08:02 2014 No.5367823 >>5365309 your gf is a smoothie maker?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 12:12:02 2014 No.5367828 >try to sprout chia seeds >form a solid mass in mason jar >stick to eachother >stick to everything >can't filter out excess water >sticks to cheesecloth fuck you, chia

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 18 12:14:02 2014 No.5367832 >>5367828 They will only sprout on a chia© pet

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 19 03:00:35 2014 No.5369570 >>5367822 I'm having an Easter break from work but if the threads still alive in 3 days I might post a pic, it's not that interesting to look at though it's just a heap of 20kg bags on pallets.

>>	George Foreman George Foreman Sat Apr 19 03:27:35 2014 No.5369584 >>5367823 George Foreman

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 19 03:33:35 2014 No.5369587 why would anyone soak chia JEEZE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 19 03:37:35 2014 No.5369590 >>5367762 >>5367105 how much chia do you guys have daily? and was that teaspoons or table spoons?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 19 03:41:35 2014 No.5369599 >>5369590 Not those anons but I usually have about 1/4th cup dry perday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 19 09:03:35 2014 No.5369840 >>5369590 one third here. i soak them while i cook my stuff and then mix the gel with it when done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 19 19:59:10 2014 No.5370902 Just soaked some seeds and got the gel... does one swallow the whole thing or chew it? IT is quite hard to chew the whole thing...

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 19 22:09:10 2014 No.5371113 >>5369587 >not soaking chia JEEZE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 19 22:22:10 2014 No.5371134 >>5367221 Tried this today. Took a while to get there but when it did it flew out

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