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>start eating lots of healthy food
>feeling lean and healthy
>parents bring me two of these for supper
>feel like I just ate a stick of butter and washed it down with coke

People actually eat this stuff.

>> No.5354586

>>5354582
>People actually eat this stuff.
People actually eat this stuff on a daily basis.

>> No.5354590
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5354590

>>5354582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG63kmHKFz0

>> No.5354732

>>5354590

That sounds exactly like some Stand Up Comedian, but for the life of me cannot remember who.

Fuck my ass.

>> No.5354742

Ungrateful shit

>> No.5354763

>>5354732
I will. With a carrot.

>> No.5354926

>>5354732
Andrew Dice Clay is famous for little poems and shit like that.

>> No.5354931

>>5354582
>Comparing something that's mostly processed and surprisingly lacking in any form of calories to a stick of butter

Exaggeration would be an understatement. You're just a fucking pansy if this makes your ass explode. It tastes like shit but it's nowhere near bodibly destruction level after just two.

>> No.5354933

Two McDoubles is 780 calories.
Don't freak out.

>> No.5354950

I started eating very healthy and exercising a while back. I went to help my friend move one morning and we stopped at burger king. I just had one of the breakfast combos, some egg sandwich thing, hash brown, orange juice.

I had pure liquid diarrhea all day. I can't handle that much fat when my body is used to health food. Its like your body has a panic attack and releases all its bile at once

I'm not eating very healthy anymore and I can handle greasy food again.

>> No.5355147

>not throwing away $2
>white people are the most wasteful creatures on the face of the earth
>even more than niggers

>> No.5355154

Your body gets used to things and can notice differences. You don't just build up a tolerance to drugs, it happens with foods too.

>> No.5355155

>>5354933
But they're so small?
How do they fit all those calories in there but still make it look like food?

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>> No.5355190

>>5355155
Fat and grease, basically.

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>>5355147
>White people that throw away $20 on a meal at Five Guys

>> No.5357285

>>5357278
Is 20$ a lot to you?

>> No.5357293

>>5357278
>Jelly because Five Guys doesn't accept food stamps

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>>5357285

Not him but it is to me right now.

>> No.5357299

>>5357285
You realize you can feed 2 families at Mc D's with this money right?

>> No.5357305

>>5357293
>Latinos
>Food Stamps

Nope.jpg

>> No.5357308

>>5357299
I'm not trying to feed 2 families. I'm feeding myself and have no problem spending 20 dollars on a meal.

>> No.5357314

>>5357308
You mean 20 dollars on mediocrity.

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>browse /ck/
>70% of threads are fat people who just got thinner shitposting about unhealthy food due to their new found sense of self worth
>business as usual

>> No.5357322

>>5357314
What's your point? It's $20 I don't care about.

>> No.5357339

>>5357322

Can you give me $20 then?

>> No.5357346

>not making your own damn burger
What's so hard about it?

>> No.5357354

>>5357339
No. Get a fucking job.

>> No.5357379

>>5357354

Seems like you suddenly care about $20.

>> No.5357403

>>5357305
Right, because you can only get those if you're here legally

>> No.5357410

iktf dude.
After "giving up" fast food, all that greasy shit makes me gag. Subway is the only exception in terms of chains.

>> No.5357437

>>5357379
No I care about people pulling their own weight and not asking for hand outs. Lazy fucks.

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>>5357379

>> No.5357478

>>5357437

Move those goal posts, bud.

>> No.5357479

>>5357446
Are they in space behind the moon

>> No.5357490

>>5357479
no they are just playing QI were Stephen Fry gives you points but sadly the points dont mean anything

>> No.5358862

>>5354582
That looks delicious OP, I don't know what your problem is. Those little dried onions McD's puts on them is magical. I used to get 4 of these in a go. Maybe it's just because I grew up with them, but they're great comfort food.

>> No.5358889

>>5354582
I remember I went something like eight months without fast food.
I was hungry one day and my roommates brought back some McDonalds, there was an extra quarter pounder with cheese. I ate it and it was like...a revelation. I enjoyed that fucking burger way too much.
Actually the thought of it now makes me salivate like mad. I haven't actually eaten a fast food burger in years. Normally, the thought doesn't occur to me. But, when I'm really in the mood...

>> No.5358905

>>5354582
I know that feel. Had a burger and fries last night. First one I've had in about a year. It was delicious, but tasted like total fat overkill. Took a whole beer to wash the fat out of my mouth.

Won't be doing that again soon.