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5352670 No.5352670[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Rate my pizza, bros

Post yours too, we can all rate each other's.

>> No.5352672

>>5352670
Real talk, you have too much stuff on that pizza.

Too many peppers, too much cheese, too much flour on the dough.

Practice makes perfect.

>> No.5352675

I agree with too much peppers, but the cheese seems ok. Looks good, would eat.

>> No.5352676

>>5352672
It was very peppery, you are right. It is hard to judge the adequate amount of cheese to grate beforehand too.

>> No.5352678
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b-be gentle...

>> No.5352679

>>5352670
totino's/10. Maybe microwave longer.

>> No.5352680

>>5352678
jesus...

>> No.5352681

>>5352676
How big was the pizza?

For a 16" pizza, I usually grate 8oz of low moisture part skim mozz.

>> No.5352682

It looks good from the picture but in the end I suspect that it would be real doughy and you've spent more time on color than you did on your crust.

What kind of crust is that supposed to be?

I judge everything by proper NY thin crust, extra crispy from local joints. Stand in line all you want and get stupid stars from payoffs, I make my own judgements and they have very little to do with zagat, which is for faggets.

>> No.5352684

>>5352678
>>5352670

We're going to get you help, everything will be OK.

>> No.5352687

>>5352684
Forgot the link!

http://www.pizzamaking.com/forum/

>> No.5352689

>>5352681
12" is my peel, so it's that or slightly less in diameter. I do 2 parts mozzarella to 1 part asiago.

>>5352682
>What kind of crust is that supposed to be?

I don't know, thick. I can't eat those cracker crusts.

>> No.5352691

>>5352678
where the fuck's the cheese?

>> No.5352699

>>5352689
When it's done right it's not cracker crusts, it's proper thin crispy pizza. To each our own, that's the fun of it.

It's fun to make fun of those Chicago types with thier pools of shit on some 3 inch layer of dough that they call a crust.

>> No.5352715

How do you make a pizza so the boundary between crust and sauce isn't soggy?

>> No.5352721

>>5352715
Listen and learn from the professionals.

>> No.5352728

>>5352715
When you remember that the Japanese sneak attacked the USA at Pearl Harbor then you'll understand. If you think we had no reason nuking their sorry asses, then you'll never understand.

>> No.5352739

>>5352678
Is that a painting of toxic waste?

>> No.5352740

>>5352670
looks like a pizza

pizza/pizza

would eat in front of tv

>> No.5352758

>>5352715
brush a layer of oil over the crust, it will repel the water from the sauce

>> No.5352772
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My efforts, the one in the back has a stuffed crust.

>> No.5352807

>>5352772

Looks pretty good. I'd eat it.

>> No.5352829

>>5352772
looks good, too much crust for me though

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>> No.5352861

God damn. If you guys could only see my grilled pizza you would jizz.

Next time I make it

>> No.5352879

>>5352851
Fuck, this makes me so hungry!

>> No.5352884

pizzas on your fucking desks over your keyboards and papers... you people are disgusting

inb4 he says its a baby plate underneath. youre full of shit nigga

>> No.5352949

>>5352699

Jon Stewart pls go

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>> No.5353065
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sup

>> No.5353073

>>5352678
detroit or denver pizza
That's being gentle

Keep trying you'll get it right.

>> No.5353076

>>5352851
This isn't /b, wtf is that?

>> No.5353078
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>> No.5353079

>>5353053
Too much grease, and most certainly not thin crust, but then you never said it did. How about a little topping with the dough.

>> No.5353081

>>5353065
Is the weird background supposed to give me an acid hit into WTF is that I'm looking at....

Give that to some dead heads.

>> No.5353084

>>5352851
That looks delicious!
>Laborgase
1. Germanfag detected
2. Was zur Hölle Mann

>> No.5353087

>>5353078
Looks like dried out sbarro shit from nyc, sbarro being pretty much the worst place in nyc that you can get anything from. Even subway rats don't eat that.

>> No.5353090

>>5352949
What's a jon stewart, I'm just myself.
Is that some celebrety type that I wouldn't piss on?

>> No.5353097

>>5353078
Too greasy with a leaf ontop to deflect from the grease and it fails.

>> No.5353100

>>5353081
you're looking at a marble table. doesn't surprise me that you haven't seen one before though

>> No.5353105

>>5353100
Oh is that what is was, I wouldn't have known. I thought that shit looking pizza needed some LSD 1960's looking deflection.

>> No.5353637

>>5353078
Is that lettuce on top? Or is it just basil that needs more sunlight?

>> No.5353649

>>5352670
I was craving some pizza earlier today so when I was at the store I got all the stuff I need and didn't have except cheese. All they had was paneer cheese. Will my pizza be shit using it?

>> No.5353655

Looks like it needed 7 more minutes in the oven. Otherwise, eatable.

>> No.5353801
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>>5353649
i made the dough and the sauce, both are pretty decent, is the cheese going to be shit?

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>>5353801
all the lights on the thing overhanging the stoves burned out, so the lighting is shit

>> No.5353857

>>5353053
that cheese is really freaking me out

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ooh, me me!

>> No.5354184

>>5354162
Nice and neat chiffonade!

>> No.5354191
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Shit was cash

>> No.5354193

>>5354191
did you drop your pizza crust down an unswept chimney

>> No.5354209
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>> No.5354214

>>5352670
The uniformly diced veggies makes it look like something from papa ginos. Also too much sauce. Cheese is nicely browned. 5/10

>>5352678
Canned tomato sauce, too much of it, dough looks like a pillsbury tube biscuit. 2/10

>>5352772
Looks very tasty, I feel like it needs more color though. 8/10

>>5352851
Excellent. 10/10, 9/10 if the crust was floppy.

>>5353053
Weird ass cheese, swimming in grease. 3/10

>>5353065
Dried herbs are gross, meat under the cheese is probably wet and chewy, too much cheese. Does look somewhat appetizing though. 5/10

>>5353078
THE GREASE, also dried oregano. And the basil is a nice touch, but isn't exactly practical. Crust looks very good though. 7.5/10

>> No.5354218

>>5354191
This pizza has personality.

>> No.5354220

>>5354209
What the fuck is that, egg yolk?

>> No.5354232

please tell me good dough recipe, i would really like and try to make my own pizza for a while.

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>>5354218
thanks a bunch, anon

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>>5352851
I like this one

>> No.5354281 [DELETED] 

Disregard that green stuff. Just happened to find a small amount of lettuce which was sitting in my fridge over a week untouched

>> No.5354286
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Disregard the green stuff
found unused lettuce

>> No.5354288

>>5354220
Have you ever had pizza with an egg cracked on it? If you do it right you can dip your pizza in the warm runny yolk:3

>> No.5354289

>>5354232
Man I don't know, I just use 2 cups bread flour, 1 teaspoon salt, 3 teaspoons sugar, a little olive oil, and oregano, pepper, and rosemary for flavor, and 2 tablespoons of yeast mixed into 1 cup of water. I think it's pretty good but I'm sure the pizza purists here will yell at me for how it's an abomination.

>> No.5354291

Been a while since I made a pizza, I like mine meaty but I was thinking I'd like to try making a whole grain dough with mozzarella, parmegian, feta. and spinach, maybe a bit of basil to top it off.

>> No.5354300

>>5354214
>Also too much sauce

You can't even see the sauce, those are red peppers. But now I'm wondering how it would work to pour a little sauce over the top of the cheese. Would that even work? It'd probably interfere with the melting of the cheese.

>> No.5354301

>>5352670
>bros
Pewdiepie, get off of 4chan.

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>>5354300
Caserta pizzaria in Providence does this, and it's literally the best pizza I've ever had.

Pic very related.

>> No.5354403

>>5354300
Oh, my bad, I thought that was sauce oozing up from under the cheese. 7/10

>> No.5354473

>>5352678
what are you doing.

>> No.5354494

>>5354286
sorry enlgish isnt so good. i elaborate

>look in cooler for stuff to put on pizza
>eyes crossed over some lettuce
>check to see if it been used
>is not been use
>know that pizza and salad go good
>end up put lettuce on my pizza

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>>5354494

>> No.5354607
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Behold and marvel.

>> No.5354624
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pizza

>> No.5354628
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more pizza

>> No.5354635

>>5354624
What are those little round pill things on it?

>> No.5354638
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Duck, pork and chermoula meatball pizza with pickled mushrooms, tallegio, basil and onion jam.

>> No.5354654

>>5353090
You again? Tell us more about how you hate Hollywood.

>> No.5354659

>>5354635
pills. or pine nuts. or maggots. can't remember.

>> No.5354661

>>5354628
That's a good looking crust. What's your secret?

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>> No.5354693

>>5354638
I came

>> No.5354760
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Here's one I did a bit ago.

>> No.5354789

>>5354661
high hydration, autolyse, bulk retard.

>> No.5354887

>>5354789
No need to get so hostile, I was just curious

>> No.5354922

>that great sadness when no wood fired pizza oven

>> No.5354993

Do you guys brush olive oil on your crusts before baking them? I can't tell if it makes any real difference or not.

>> No.5355006

>>5354887

genuinely lol'd

>> No.5355046
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>> No.5355071

My crust always comes out kind of pale in comparison to the bottom of the pizza. Is it just too low in the oven?

- Sincerely, Literally Terrible in the Kitchen

>> No.5355075

>http://www.varasanos.com/PizzaRecipe.htm
>find this
>start reading
>it takes a PhD to make pizza this way

God I just want a pizza tomorrow. Can someone just tell me how to make a good one with some bread flour and powdered yeast? I'm not going to start raising starter cultures and all this craziness just for an occassional pizza.

>> No.5355081

>>5355075

I take about a cup of warm water, and mix about 2 tbsp of sugar, with 1-2 tbsp of yeast. After waiting for like 5 minutes, I add in about a tsp of olive oil, tbsp of salt, and 2 cups of flour, and mix that shit with a wooden spoon. Once that shit is in a ball, I coat it with a very thin layer of olive oil and let it sit for at least an hour. Afterwards, I put spread that shit out with my hands, put on the sauce, mozza cheese, and any other toppings on top. Put that shit in the oven as high as the temp. will go until it's done.

It turns out fine for me, though others may have suggestions on how to improve it.

>> No.5355083

>>5352678
Its like a space alien overheard a conversation including a thing called pizza, went home that evening and tried to replicate it after a couple pics on Xoogle Images.

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>>5355081

Your recipe just blew my mind and scared me a little bit.

I leaven 3 1/2 cups of bread flour + 1 1/2 cups of water with a 1/4 tsp. of instant yeast and only use 2 tsp. of salt. I ferment it for 5-6 hours or for up to 36 in the fridge. I also knead it until you can pull a slight gluten window. You can add a bit of olive oil if you want. The yeast multiply enough to easily leaven the dough and you get a much better flavor with a long fermentation time.

It's an old school Italian recipe made for a very hot oven and a baking stone.

>> No.5355149
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Not bad at all.

>> No.5355212

>>5355075
Just type in "no knead pizza dough" on google and pick a variant, the best way to figure out a good crust is to experiment because everyone has different taste. I'm personally a huge fan of olive oil in my crust, but I also like deep dish pizzas so everyone probably hates me. My suggestion is to be a super cool dude and not care what other people think and just make what you would like to eat.

>> No.5355215

>>5355212
Follow up post: I use my barbeque for the 'zza because the stupid fire alarm goes off every time I try to cook pizza indoors, also my 'que will far exceed my oven's capabilities even in the middle of -40 degree canadian bacon maple syrup winters.

>> No.5356108

>>5355118
that thumbnail looks like a nude back painting

>> No.5356140

>>5354607
for some reason your thumbnail looks like the millennium falcon

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>> No.5356148

>>5355215
Disregard this post guys. I'm suck massive cocks.

>> No.5356149
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What do you guys think? I like to make mine squared, because i share alot.

>> No.5356161

The store was out of exactly one of the ingredients I need to make my usual comfy time food so I'm making pizza instead.

Nothing special, tomato sauce, cheese, onions, mushrooms, serrano ham and bacon, olives. Dough is resting so I'll post pics when it's done.

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>>5352670

>> No.5356219
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>>5356217

>> No.5356228

>>5356219
haha did you slice up one olive for the whole pizza?

>> No.5356243

>>5356228
reminder not to give this shitposting faggot any attention

>> No.5356335

How do I get the dough into the shape of a circle? I'm trying it now and all I get is weird triangle shapes. I'm letting it sit because it just keeps retracting in on itself, but l want a large circle.

>> No.5356383

>>5356335
do like in the movies and toss it

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Eh. Pretty decent. I don't make pizza often.

>> No.5356485

>>5352672
>Real talk, you have too much stuff on that pizza.
>Too many peppers, too much cheese, too much flour on the dough.
That's like, your opinion man. What if anon just likes cheese and peppers that much? Wait let me guess, you'll say he/she has "Shit taste" in pizza, right?

>Practice makes perfect.
This is when you started to sound like an asshole

>> No.5356506

>>5355081
Did you adopt this from chef John? This is almost identical to his pita recipe. Not that that is a bad thing. I make them fairly often the recipe is reliable.

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OP again, here's my newest one. I did the autolyse thing like an anon said and it came out way better, a lot puffier airy crust and it tasted better. I still pre-cut the mushrooms and peppers without realize the diameter would be smaller, so there's a little too many. Next time I will half their amounts.

>> No.5356617

>>5356485
don't become a line cook

>> No.5356624

>>5356485
confirmed for having shit taste and not knowing what he's talking about

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>>5356624
says the guy who only eats PBJs and chicken nuggets

>> No.5356633

>>5352670
Try boiling the cheese+sauce 1st 2 get that extra crispy new york style piza taste. Try basting crust in canola oil 2 get the puffyness down. Try mixing in 3-5 eggs per pizza 2 cut down on that grease level.

These are pro-style pizza chef tips from a 2-star "golden choice" pizza-style grill cafe in the city.

A man told me these tips.

>> No.5356654

Does anyone else sprinkle corn meal on their pizza stone before putting the pizza on it? Is it even necessary?

>> No.5356700

>>5356654
It's supposed to make it not stick to the stone I think, but it seems useless because as it cooks it will dry and not stick anyway. I'd like for those corn pieces to stick to the crust, but they never seem to, they just stay behind on the stone and I have to wash them down the sink.

>> No.5356707

>>5356633
I just can't take anyone seriously who types "2" instead of fucking "to".

>> No.5356716

>>5356707
I rite this blog on my boost mobile's phone pad so it is faster 2 type it down thisaway with the number 2 instead of using that full word called "two" or "to"

>> No.5356770

>>5354162
10/10 looks delicious.

>> No.5356774

>>5354191
looks pretty good.

>> No.5356810

>>5356450
Too much olives, but your pizza is sexy.

>> No.5356830

>>5356716
Oh hi again, Darion.

>> No.5356920

>>5356830
? This is Brotorn not Dorian.

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how's she look

>> No.5357050

>>5357047
Medium-well.

>> No.5357070

>>5355083
lol'd hard

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>>5357047
>tfw le peperronis are still salvagable

>> No.5357076

>>5357072
10/10 did lol

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>>5355083
10/10 - would read again

>> No.5358142

>>5354760
Crust looks fluffy, cheese is browned.
Is that potato though? I've never done this, but I love potatoes on everything. How is it?

>> No.5358153

>>5357047
still too brown

>> No.5358462

>>5354209
who puts egg yolks on their pizzas?

>> No.5358466

>>5354193
lold

>> No.5358473

>>5355149
that dough looks a little rare

>> No.5358479

>>5354624
what's with all the pine nuts? attempting to pesto?

7/10

>> No.5359192

>>5355075
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/07/basic-square-pan-pizza-dough-recipe-sicilian-recipe.html

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Op it looks like shit.To b honest wouldn't eat any this garb

>> No.5359596

>>5359225
cry more bbq fag. the shit's in the mail.

>> No.5360021

>read thread
>some really amazing pizzas
>want to make pizza for dinner
>have to cater for what people in this house do/don't like and can/won't eat
>pretty much completely rules out pizza
>cry
>cry a lot

>> No.5360049

>>5352678
fucking awful. get a better dough. if you're going to not add cheese, cook the vegetables separately in some oil and load the pizza with them. that's how i do it. i'll post a pic if i make any this week

>> No.5360051

>>5354624
looks good. what kind of a pan is that? doesn't the pizza stick?

>> No.5360052

>>5354624
also, the dough recipe if you don't mind. i like the look of it

>> No.5360136

I don't have an oven any tips of how to cook a pizza? I bough one of those mini ovens but it really doesn't cook well at all!

>> No.5360144

>>5360136
Where do you live that doesn't have an oven?

You could get a BBQ like the one anon and put your pizza stone on that, I guess.

>> No.5360147

>>5360144
The one in the house stopped working don't really have the $$$ to buy a new one. Can't justify it to just make a pizza lol.

>> No.5360500

>>5360051
it's just a round sheet tray that I put the pizzas on after I pull them off the stone. i don't cook it on there.

>>5360052
100% flour, 80% water, 3% salt, 0.2% yeast.

>> No.5360522

>>5355083
Holy fuck I thought I was the only person to use this type of joke....

I live in Korea and sometimes I go to say an "Indian" restaurant and thats what I joke about.. Its like an alien tried to make human food by using its own ingredients and by only looking at the final picture.

Did I some how start a world wide inside joke with my mind waves?? Crazy.

>> No.5360527

>>5360522
Indian food is fucking amazing. Nothing good except ramen came out of asia including korea. Most people believe that India is where the spices and good food originated.

White people took over India to take their spices. Not over korea because the fish people didn't have much to offer.

Why go to an indian restaurant if its that bad your obviously jealous your race can't cook shit but steamed rice and fish.

>> No.5360531

>>5360527
This. All of this. I'm American, and Asian food gets better the closer you get to India for a reason. The only reason Vietnamese is good is because of the French.

>> No.5360534

>>5360531
If you walk past an indian restaurant the spices can be overwhelming but it actually makes you feel hungry.

I walked into an ASIAN ASIAN grocery store and even some restaurants smells all fishy and definitely curbs my appetite.

I'm surprised anon admitted frequenting an indian restaurant yet bad mouths that they don't know what they are doing.

He's is likening them to aliens. MAn if there was one race on this whole planet that came close to resembling any kind of alien I think we all know who that would be.

>> No.5360547

>>5360534
god damn I know what I'm getting for dinner tonight. vindaloo here I come

>> No.5360574

>>5360534
im not Korean.. just live here. I lived in Bahrain and they had the most authentic Arab/Indian food and the most delicious food i have ever had.. So went to this restaurant here and ordered chicken briani and it was like the Japanese curry paste mixed in white rice with mixed veggies and one chicken tender.. it was soo gross I wanted to yell at the staff.. and there is where my alien joke came from.

here in Korea every Italian restaurant does not have fresh herbs.. I have never seen basil in this country.. And they pan fry the noodles in heavy oil and add store bought sauce on it.. all gross.. I mainly cook at home..

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1/2

>no-knead dough, proved for 12 hours
>total cost less than €1
>thick base, enough to feed two

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2/2

>fast-proved dough, ready in 30 minutes

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One on the bottom left is a thai pizza with julienned carrots, bean sprouts and red onion covered in a thai pizza sauce made with peanut butter, oyster sauce, fish sauce, soy sauce and hoisen sauce.

The other two are barbecue chicken pizza. The photo was taken before I cooked it, sorry.

>> No.5362293
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>>5362277
As it turns out, there was a cooked picture but it looks like shit.

>> No.5362304
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>>5362293
This was my second time making homemade pizza, the thai pizza was the first. I'm making a mental note to put the cheese on first and not last.

After seeing this thread, I'm gonna make some motherfucking pizzas tomorrow.

>> No.5362306

>>5362304
I got amazing reviews for the middle pizza. Sun dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, feta cheese and olives.

>> No.5362314

Why are you cooking pizzas in lasagna pans? Just buy a pizza stone, they're like $15.

>> No.5362549

>>5362314
I cook for 6 or 7 people at a time. the crust turns out exactly as I want it to anyways.

>> No.5362571

>>5362314
Those are not lasagna pans.

>> No.5362583

Anyone use a pizza maker instead of an oven?

>> No.5362595
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>>5362583
If by pizza maker you mean an industrial mixer and a wood fire oven, then yes.

>> No.5362601
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>>5362595
Don't have access to an oven and too poor to buy a new one.

Pic related. Pizza maker.

>> No.5362641
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One from a while ago

>> No.5362647

>>5362601
There is no way that gets hot enough to bake a pizza well. I set my oven to 500 and I've heard even that is too low. But I guess if that's all you got...

>> No.5362650

>>5362641
cheese looks like lemon meringue pie filling, btw

>> No.5362655

>>5362650
greasy cheddar(?) looks pretty damn delicious to me

>> No.5362810

>>5352689
>>5352681
>>5352676

Don't grate the mozarella, tear it. It's faster and it's easier to get the amount you like on the pizza.

Unless you're buying those godawful dried out blocks of mozarella. Do't do that.

>> No.5362819

>>5358473
>Not bad at all
It's actually nice and crispy, I'm not sure why it stays so white.

>> No.5362824

Man, all of you must be lucky women, considering your partners allocated you internet access in the kitchen.

>> No.5362826
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5362826

I don't know if there's an actual name for these bubbles that appear in the crust, but I really like them. Is there any way to purposely make the bubbles appear in the crust?

>> No.5362827

Just made pizza and the dough doesn't taste like dominos or pizza hut.

Any good recipe for the dough.

>> No.5362841

>>5362819
>mfw

>> No.5363021

>>5362314
>Just buy a pizza stone, they're like $15.
A pizza stone is better than nothing but they're not ideal.

An iron skillet, steel or iron plate work better (better thermal mass) and they can't break.

>> No.5363026

>>5362826
>Is there any way to purposely make the bubbles appear in the crust?
Yes. General rule of thumb is to use more water than you think it needs, and to bake at high temp.

The dough will be stickier than you're used to and you need to be careful not to use too much flour, but you'll get the hang of it.

>> No.5363089

>>5360618
>when shallow focus goes wrong

>> No.5363151

>>5363026
Thank you so much! I think I'll try it out tonight.

>> No.5363199

>>5362827
I've used this recipe to make a semi thick pizza and it turned out really well.
http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/the-easiest-pizza-youll-ever-make-recipe

let it sit in the fridge overnight. the dough will taste much better. stretch it out, put it into a greased pan (i just use a 12 inch ss skillet), and let it rise in the pan for a while if you want it really thick.

I've also made breadsticks with this dough that came out really well. Just press some dough into a small 8"x6" baking dish, cut into breadstick shaped segments with a cleaver or bench scraper, rise, and then bake.

>> No.5363215

>>5352884

but.. there is a plate.. top right hand corner its yellowish

>> No.5363231
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>>5363026
It's important to also proof after portioning and shaping the dough, and be delicate while you are stretching the dough out. You want to preserve the seed bubbles in the dough for rapid expansion during oven spring.

>> No.5363293

>>5358142
I think it's pineapple.

>> No.5363311
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5363311

Here's one.

>> No.5363338

>>5363231
why are you posting with picture of loaf bread?

>> No.5363619
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5363619

first time making pizza dough

>> No.5363840

>>5363026
How do you slide the dough onto the peel and into the oven when it's so sticky? Mine always gets stuck to the countertop even though I dusted it with flour and it ends up messing up my pizza.

>> No.5363876

>>5363338
because he's discussing dough and those loaf breads are perfect, thus a good dough was used

>> No.5363894

>>5363311
sexy motherfucker

>> No.5363897

>>5363619
you make me hard baby

>> No.5364964

>>5363089
What you talkin' 'bout Lewis, it's perfect, just like t the pizza.

>> No.5364966

>>5363619
man where do you guys get these mini pepperoni slices. I can't find anything less than 2-3 inches across at our deli.

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>>5352670
Ha. I just came here to make this exact same thread.
Might as well post here.

RATE MINE.

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>>5365102
the one that is going in the oven.
excuse my shit pic taking skills.

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>>5365106

>> No.5365116

>>5356629
what is that?
Mind sharing instructions on making that?

>> No.5365199
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5365199

Maybe one of you pizza guys can answer me something.

What happened to the pepperoni that used to be around in the 80s? I remember every pizza place I used to eat at back then had pepperoni slices that when cooked would curl up at the edges into like little bowls of grease. Pic is as related as I can get. I remember more curl to them than that though. All pepperoni these days just lays flat. I hate it.

>> No.5365211

>>5365102

Looks amazing except for the pineapple. I fucking hate pineapple. Otherwise 9/10. Looks good.

>> No.5365264

>>5365199
My pepperoni still does that when the pizza is over cooked. E.g. Pizza hut/dominos

>> No.5365277

Neither Pizza Hut nor Dominos sells anything remotely akin to pizza, though.

>> No.5365283

>>5365277
I'm addicted to the meat lovers bbq at dominos every mon or tues its 4.95.

I'm sorry but just because its mainstream doesn't mean they aren't selling pizza. I've paid an arm and leg for 'gourmet' pizzas and they've tasted like utter shit. I can pull better pizzas out of my pizza maker (not even a real fucking oven).

>> No.5365293

>>5365211
Shit taste detected

>> No.5365317

>>5365283
Lots of protein, low fat (although fat is good for you), keeps you full, cheap.
Kinda bland by itself but very versatile in cooking, even with low cal dressings.
What's NOT TO like about chicken?

>inb4 hormones or mystery fluid injected in the meat, here in 1st world Yurodistan our chicken does not shrink and foam when you cook it.

>> No.5365328

>>5365199
see mine
>>5365110

is that curled enough for you?

>> No.5365333

>>5365277
*tips fedora*

>> No.5367377

>>5352670
too much cheese

>> No.5369315

>>5352678
Nigga, did you put Parmesan cheese on your pizza?

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>>5354162

looks good

here's my cauliflower crust pizza. kind of a mess but it was really good.

>> No.5369354

>>5362826
Bubbles are also encouraged by using cold dough. IIRC, if the dough is below 50F there's a greater chance of large bubble formation.

>> No.5369369

>>5369327
>cauliflower crust

Explain. I've never heard of this.

>> No.5369398

Anyone use a preferment for the dough? Next time I manage to decide on pizza a day in advance I'll set one up in the fridge before going to bed the night before.

>> No.5369417

>>5369369

here is the recipe i use anon:

http://detoxinista.com/2012/01/the-secret-to-perfect-cauliflower-pizza-crust/

it's an amazing low carb option for pizza. made it for my parents and they couldn't even tell the difference. they thought it was just normal pizza.

>> No.5369429

>>5369398
you should ~always~ be doing at least a one day ferment on pizza dough. i aim for 3 day ferments if i can.

>>5369369
its a muh gluten free option for pizza. it works well for dense bases, but you will never get glorious gluten fibres and bubbles like in >>5362826

>>5369354
this is kind of right but explained wrong. a ferment of pizza dough helps gluten form, which encourages larger bubbles in oven spring. a cold dough is also much easier to handle, and you are less likely to push bubbles out of the dough.

>> No.5369483
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5369483

Just made 1000 of these back to back. Didn't burn a single one.

You are all smalltime.

>> No.5369502

>>5352678
Did you eat that?

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Wish I took a better picture, the big one looks fat because it was stuffed with pepperoni + tomato

>> No.5370026

>>5354607
allthatcrust/10
hope you had a good dipping sauce/condiment
pizza looks great though

>> No.5370031

>>5357047
that's one nigger pizza you got there

>> No.5370033

>>5360625
>>5360618
these are beautiful.
did you use a pizza oven?

>> No.5370035

>>5362641
would be nicer with actual toppings

>> No.5370143

>>5354289
>2 tablespoons of yeast
What are you trying to make a pizza loaf?

>> No.5370147
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>> No.5370183

>>5354666
next time set your timer to ring 2 hours earlier than you did when you baked this pizza

>> No.5370982
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5370982

pixza

>> No.5370991

>really want to make mushroom pizza for lunch
>no mushrooms

I shouldn't anyway. There's already a bunch of stuff in the fridge I need to eat before it goes off.

>> No.5370996

>>5370982
Are you sure? Looks more like a bread bun with some wilted spinach on top.

>> No.5371013

>>5352699
>It's fun to make fun of those Chicago types with thier pools of shit on some 3 inch layer of dough that they call a crust.
I pity turboplebs like you who have never actually eaten pizza before in their life. a cracker with pepperoni and a little bit of cheese and tomato sauce isnt pizza you new york cock gobbler.

>> No.5371020

>>5352772
holy shit that looks fucking 10/10

>> No.5371034

>>5354624
FF is that you?

>> No.5371339

>>5370982
that's awfully tiny

>> No.5371535
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5371535

Unfortunately home oven stopped working. Can't justify paying $ for a new one. Having to make do with this little baby!

>> No.5371536
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>>5371535
Used a basic tomato sauce. Onions, pickles, jalapeños, capsicum, pineapple and topped off with a few chili flakes.

>> No.5371537
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>>5371536

>> No.5371541

>>5371535
>>5371536
>>5371537

Well it was half tomato sauce half bbq sauce!

>> No.5371579

Got a dough chillin' in the cooler overnight, I hope for good things come morning. Pics hopefully if all goes well.

Until then I can say the most exotic pizza I made so far was based on a vegetable lasagna. I built the pizza like normal but topped it with spinach, grated carrots, zucchini, and ricotta. Not as good as you might expect, really. Gonna try again someday though, it has potential.

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5371638

Phyllo dough crust, romas, fresh mozz/basil and pork belly.

>I win pizza

>> No.5371642

>>5371535
>>5371536
>>5371537

No rating? I put the effort in!

Go easy on me I'm an amateur cook!

>> No.5372254

>>5371642
it's hard to get jazzed over jalapenos and pineapples and pickles

>> No.5372281

>>5371638


>phyllo dough
>saying "mozz"

die

>> No.5372288

>>5372281
>hating on mozz
>needlessly typing six extra letters just to appear cool on the internet

>> No.5372297

>>5372288
>spelling "mozzarella" on your fingers to count how many extra letters there are after "mozz"
>typing six instead of 6

>> No.5372301

a decent looking pizza, op.
would steal for myself/10

>> No.5372414

>>5371579
Goddamn how do I get this shit to spread out? It just keeps balling up back in on itself. It's like 5 inches diameter and I can't get it any thinner because I don't want to wreck my glorious bubbles.

>> No.5372419
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>Cheese is not golden and yummy
> -999/10

>> No.5372420

>>5372419
It looks like you poured milk on it.

>> No.5372431
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5372431

I had several persons to feed with various preferences.

>> No.5372644
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5372644

OP back again, it's Sunday, time for another pizza. I liked the crust on this one even though it was a pain in the ass to work with.

>> No.5372677

>>5372414

Haha your dough is too elastic

>> No.5372684

>>5372677
Yeah, it was really rubbery. How do I fix it ? :(

>> No.5372685

>>5372644
whats with the leaves

>> No.5372687

>>5372431
you are too nice to your friends.

>> No.5372688

>>5372685
They're healthy

>> No.5372721

>>5363840
this is the problem i always have with pizza

>> No.5372726

>>5365116
wtf that's a chicago hot dog man
google it

>> No.5372745

>>5372431
Good grief what is the one from the right? Sorry for being rude! The other three look delicious, however.

>> No.5372785

>>5372745
burnt caviar and olives

>> No.5372790

Last time I made pizza from scratch, when I cooked it the dough rose to about 1 1/2-2 inches thick. How do I prevent that?

>> No.5372798

>>5372790
Why would you want to? That sounds awesome.

>> No.5372801

>>5372798
It was a little difficult to eat. I don't mind thick crust but that was a bit too much.

>> No.5372821

>>5372801
Well, either thin out the center a little more before you add the toppings or don't knead it so much.

>> No.5372826

>>5372821
>don't knead it so much.
That's what it was. I kneaded the fuck out of that dough. Thanks.

>> No.5372830

>>5372745
Tomato sauce, fresh basil and boconccini cheese.

>> No.5373014

>>5372745
Now that I am back with a real keyboard...
>>5372431
From left to right :
- Tomato sauce, grape tomatoes, fresh basil, mozzarella
- Tomato sauce, Proscuitto, goat chsse
- Pesto, black olives, parmesan
- Tomato sauce, fresh basil and boconccini cheese.

>>5372687
Meh, they drive me places and such (I don't have a car). I pay them with food. it works out

>> No.5373027

>>5352670
>Rate my penis, bros
>Post yours too, we can all rate each other's.

>> No.5373057

>>5373027
And yet you're too scared to post yours. Man up and do it.

>> No.5373354
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5373354

Just made this one: clam with white sauce and arugula. sourdough crust.

>> No.5373469

>>5373354
9/10 crust, but points off for putting a salad on it.

>> No.5373700

>>5372684
Not that guy. What dough recipe did you use? Did you let the dough rest, covered, when it started trying to seize up on you?

>How do I fix it?

Well, we can figure out what happened or you could just buy 'pizza yeast' at the grocery store. It has all sorts of 'dough conditioners' added to improve the handling characteristics of homemade pizza dough.