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5350498 No.5350498[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Fun food fact for you homos

See this white circle on the yoke of an egg? It's called a blastoderm. That means the egg has been fertilized, ie a male chicken creampied a female chicken.

The blastoderm is his sperm. You are eating his ejaculation

>> No.5350508

When I was 15 I thought facts like this were shocking too and adults had just never thought of it before. Their indulgent smiles made me think that it was too shocking for them to grasp and they thought I was making things up.

>> No.5350529

i swim in the ocean to bro. and that has whale spooge.

spooge is like the salt of life! it makes everything better!

>> No.5350530

B...but I enjoy consuming the unborn.

>> No.5350537

>>5350498
>vegan tried to 'disgust' people from eating real food

>> No.5350538
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5350538

I remember in middle school home ec we got what I think were the cheapest eggs its possible to buy. About 1/4 had crazy amounts of blood in them, not just specks and a few of them were even fertilized.

I still ate the brownies we made from them. But it was pretty gross

>> No.5350548
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5350548

>>Yoke of an egg

>> No.5350549

>>5350498

You're a sperm too

Most things you eat are sperm faggot

>> No.5350554

>>5350498
Do you not even know how chickens and birds in general have sex?

You should, because it's actually pretty cool.

>> No.5350556

about 0% of the eggs you buy in the store are fertilized though

>> No.5350558

>>5350556
Mostly because there's not a single male on the entire farm.

>> No.5350560
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5350560

>mfw egg has two yolks

>> No.5350564

did you guys know fruits are just PLANT VAGINAS

YOUVE ALL BEEN EATING PLANT VAGINAS YOU IDIOTS HAHAHA

>> No.5350567

>>5350558
>>5350556
Free range eggs are often fertilized.

>> No.5350569

>>5350564
apples are swollen plant vagina lips

>> No.5350580

>>5350567

I only buy free range eggs and I've never encountered a fertilized one.

Why would free range farmers not keep the roosters separate? They also usually have to candle eggs to weed out fertilized or blood filled ones

I don't believe you

>> No.5350581

Honey is bee puke
Yogurt is a wiggling mass of live bacteria

>> No.5350584

>>5350581

You forgot lobster is poor people food, water is a chemical, and organic means it has carbon.

>> No.5350593

>>5350580
>I only buy free range eggs and I've never encountered a fertilized one.

You probably have and didn't realize. Fertilized eggs look exactly the same as unfertilized eggs until they are incubated.

>Why would free range farmers not keep the roosters separate?

Why would they keep them separate? It doesn't matter since the eggs are sellable fertilized or unfertilized. Free range farms often deliberately put a rooster in to give the chickens a "better life" so lefties don't cry.

>They also usually have to candle eggs to weed out fertilized or blood filled ones

Sure but that only weeds out ones that have started to gestate due to being exposed to heat.

>> No.5350594

>>5350580

The definition of "Free range" can be quite broad: anywhere from a large "industrial" type farm that doesn't use cages to the little old lady down the road who has six hens and sells them at the local co-op or farmer's market. Of course a commercial operation would candle the eggs--if for no other reason that grading. But a small operation that has some chickens out back? You could easily get a fertilized one. On small farms the rooster is kept around to help take care of the hens. When my family had chickens it was pretty cool to watch as the rooster would round up all the hens in the coop every evening. For a situation like that it would be easily for a fertilized egg to accidentally slip through.

>> No.5350596

>Fertilised eggs are completely harmless to eat and consumers would not notice if they had one. A Waitrose spokesman added: "These eggs are from free range hens, and, although an extremely rare occurrence, this hen must have come in contact with a cockerel at some point."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-454020/The-Waitrose-egg-hatched.html

>There has been much argument about the health benefits of fertilized eggs with some claiming that they are nutritionally superior to unfertilized ones. There may be some health benefits to eating very fresh eggs, fertilized or not, though these may be extremely minimal. Eggs do start to lose protein the longer they sit, though refrigeration helps to arrest protein loss. Most scientific nutritional organizations claim there is little to no difference in nutritional benefits between fertilized and non-fertilized eggs.

>> No.5350600

>>5350593
our chicken have a rooster and they like him very much. really kinda cute.

>> No.5350603

Actually, while modern farms use hormones and just specific breeds of hens to maximize egg production, a normal, healthy hen in free-range life on a normal diet simply won't lay unfertilized eggs. There's no evolutionary point to that!

>> No.5350611

>>5350603
Not sure if you're trolling or not, but the eggs are produced in the hope of fertilization, not as a response to it. You don't even need a rooster present to 'excite' them into laying.

Also, if your chicken is not laying eggs it's either too old/young, malnourished, or egg-bound

>> No.5350612

>>5350603

That simply isn't true. My neighbor has 5 free range hens and no rooster and they all lay eggs

Females get rid of their eggs, fertilized or not. see: menstruation

The question I have is why are you making things up?

>> No.5350613

>>5350603
Actually, while modern households use hormones and just specific races of women to maximize menstrual production, a normal, healthy woman in a free-range life on a normal diet simply won't get her period. There's no evolutionary point to that!

>> No.5350615

>>5350498
OP, did you realize that when your boyfriend cums in your mouth, the white fluid is his sperm, you're eating his ejaculation.

>> No.5350616

>>5350613
>maximize menstrual production
>>>/soc/

>> No.5350619

>>5350616
I don't get it.

>> No.5350633

>>5350596
>daily mail

I still can't believe retards believe anything from this site.

>> No.5350642

Hey guys

Guys

When you eat fruit

Guys

When you eat fruit, it's like you're eating a woman's ovaries

>> No.5350648

>>5350642

Actually, since the fruit flesh around the seed is mostly meant to either nourish the seed or attract eaters, eating fruit is like eating a menstruating uterus.

>> No.5350653

>>5350619
>I don't get it.
lucky you

>> No.5350661

>>5350498
>Blastoderm
More like blast o sperm

>> No.5350671

>>5350648
That specifically evolved to be eaten by creature like you.

Nature is /d/eviant.

>> No.5350673

>>5350642
Apples are the tree's babies.

>> No.5350685

>>5350673
no they're not. apples are the tree's swollen vaginas, they are not fruit

>> No.5350700

>You are eating his ejaculation

You are already eating the hen's menstruation anyway.

>> No.5350718

>>5350700

Yeah but eating the sperm is gay

>> No.5350728

>>5350700
You mean henstruation?

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>>5350560
>mfw grocer sells extra-large double-yolked eggs by the pallet

>> No.5351365

>>5350584
usda organic is different silly

>> No.5351384

>>5350733
The extra yolk thing happened to me for the first time today. Is this chicken equivalent of twins? I expected myself to freak out and toss it but it tasted fine.

The miracles of eggs