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ITT: useless products and appliances.

>> No.5343670

OP

>> No.5343673

>>5343670
OHHHHHHHHH

>> No.5343676
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5343676

>>5343639

>> No.5343692
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>> No.5343696

>>5343676
serves as a clock
generally the most reliable kitchen appliance ever
cooks oatmeal perfect

>> No.5343709
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5343709

>m-m-muh watermarks
>m-m-muh warm drink

just use a coaster, faggot

>> No.5343712

>>5343639
what is it

>> No.5343718

>>5343692
are you supposed to trap bees with that?

>> No.5343720
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>>5343718
jesus god, why, why would you think that, why would your brain even be capable of thinking that

>> No.5343723
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>>5343692
You say that, but wait until you accidentally a whole bee.

>> No.5343724

>>5343720
Bees = Honey

You don't want free honey?

>> No.5343727

Do As Seen on TV ad agencies just assume their customers are complete retards?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08xQLGWTSag

>> No.5343728

>>5343709

>implying I use it to prevent watermarks
>using it to keep beer cold
>keeping my beer from sliding on the gunwale of the boat

>> No.5343729

>>5343724
Honey = bee urine.

>> No.5343735

>>5343724

thats not how bees work at all

>> No.5343743

>>5343729
>Honey = bee urine.
No. Absolutely not.

>> No.5343804

>>5343727
They don't need to assume, they KNOW that their customers are complete retards.

Even the college student slaving away for minimum wage at Walmart knows this.

Anyone who has ever worked in customer service knows this.

>> No.5343815
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5343815

Introducing the most vaginal air fan on the market! Is your feminism preventing you from respecting sharp phallic blades on your fan? Is the noise of the motor reminiscent of an Alpha male lion? Does the wind hitting your face remind you of an abusive rapist?

Well, look no more. The Dyson fan has no blades, can't blow a birthday candle out, and best of all - it looks like the Feminine Symbol.

>> No.5343821
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>>5343718
>>5343723
>>5343724
>>5343729
>>5343735
its a wasp

>> No.5343824

>>5343743
Bee piss drinker detected.

>> No.5343836

>>5343824

it's bee vomit you dumbass. they regurgitate it, not piss it out. (whats the technical term for pissing? urinary excretion? )

>> No.5343839

>>5343815
>not doing this with your dyson fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WNcjkZ6d0w

>> No.5343844

>>5343836
Your mum's face, I believe.

>> No.5343854

>>5343844
good one bro.

>> No.5343856

>>5343839
Okay, that's kind of cool.

But those fans are overpriced and pretty cheaply made. I saw a $500 one and thought it was a joke, it was such shit cheap plastic.

>> No.5343876

>>5343815
do you eat with this

>> No.5343879

>>5343876
Yes, you waft gastronomical foams into your mouth hands-free.

>> No.5343881
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5343881

$18USD + Postage and handling

>> No.5343888

>>5343881
Also achievable with an empty water bottle.
Also that is eerily sexual.

>> No.5343913

>>5343839

damn the related video was sicker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkQ2pXkYjRM

>> No.5344029

>>5343839
do people know that the fucking blades are hidden inside the body of the pedestal?
bladeless, more like hidden blades

>> No.5344035

>>5344029
Similar to vaginas.

>> No.5344039

>>5343888
Also achievable with your bare fucking hands
Why are people afraid to touch food? Are you a Californian?

>> No.5344041

>>5344035
those aren't blades they're teeth

>> No.5344163
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>>5343709
Also it's so you don't drink someone else's beer if you are all drinking the same beer.
Pic is mine, jelly?

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>>5343881
That's sad, they have better egg separators at the local dolor store.

>> No.5345222

>>5343881
>>5343888
>>5345210
>egg separator
what's the shell for?
>muh salmonella
what are your fingers for?

>> No.5345312

>>5343676
How else am I going to steam tortillas and melt butter?

>> No.5345317

>>5345210
I separate eggs yolks with a spoon. It's not that hard.

>> No.5345320

>>5345317
If you're a sik cunt, you can just do it the old-fashioned way, with the shell halves.

>> No.5345323

>>5343639

what is this and why is it useless?

>> No.5345334
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>>5343639

>> No.5345357

>>5345334
I hate these goddamn things. They're a pain in the ass to clean and barely save you any time unless you both 1) need a massive amount of garlic crushed and minced, and 2) don't own a food processor.

>> No.5345358

>>5345320
the only nonfaggot way to seperate an egg

>> No.5345366

>>5345210

I have that and had no idea that it was a egg separator. I mainly used it for filtering little things.

>> No.5346207

>>5345357
Then it must be good for Indians, because

1) Many Indian dishes require a lot of garlic
2) Indians are cheap bastards and won't spend money on a food processor

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>>5343844

>> No.5346239
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>>5343844

>> No.5346255

>>5343913

Hah I love this. Music here sucks tho, I got the whole silent collection on the DVD.

>> No.5346268

>>5343881
dude who doesn't want a fish to suck it up!
sure I can do this with just the shells as it spills out but look at it!!!

>> No.5346428

>>5343804
I work at a customer service desk.

I can confirm that customers can be super retarded and also crazy. I had a guy ask me to burn down someone's house for him once.

>> No.5346432

>>5346428

I don't follow. What did he say that made you think he was crazy?

>> No.5346787

http://youtu.be/Mf1ueeD3np4
http://youtu.be/NcJUa8Sk7ew
http://youtu.be/mG-CYgbj908
http://youtu.be/9Un9_tKPizY
http://youtu.be/AaS-kYpi8Jo
http://youtu.be/Wb3UeiMJygg
http://youtu.be/l2EDE7oN7pk

This isn't even all of the food product related episodes.

>> No.5347930

>>5346787
>There are people who can't crack eggs

>> No.5347942
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>>5345210
>local dolor store
Is that where you buy this stuff?

>> No.5347952

>>5343639

For what it's worth, my mother has bad arthritis and can't use a regular corkscrew.

>> No.5347965

>>5347952
>implying everyone in the entire world isn't an impoverished college first year who knows everything and will never die

You new here?

>> No.5348249

>>5347942

Mi negro.

>> No.5349170

>>5343709
good for boat rides and fishing trips or by the pool

>> No.5349172

>>5343881
That's definitely going to break the yolk on cheaper eggs. Use your damned fingers.

>> No.5349316

>>5343881
awww it's a cute fishy!!!

>> No.5349362

>move in with roommate
>her electric kettle breaks
>she frantically asks me how shes supposed to boil water
>what
>tell her to use a pot
>she literally never boiled shit before even ramen and stuff she'd dump the boiled kettle water into the bowl with the noodles
>later
>she calls me into the kitchen
>"wheres the can opener?"
>I show her ours (its a manual one)
>"wtf how do I use this?"
>I have to open the can for her
apparently she'd used those electric can openers her whole life
Shes dumb as hell but I like her oh well

>> No.5349466

>>5346207
If they are so cheap then they won't spend money on a garlic press either, numb-nuts.

>> No.5349889

>>5349466
They might if it means being able to press your nuts until they're numb.

>> No.5350308

>>5347930
well to be the fair the egg cracker was the only item out of the videos that was able to accomplish what it claimed it could, even if it was solving a problem no-one should have.

>> No.5350419

>>5346787
This was excellent anon was based today

Check out the gyro bowl too

>> No.5350434

Dishwashers are fucking unnecessary

Prove me wrong, I'll do a whole load of dishes faster and cleaner than any dishwasher

>> No.5350444

>>5350434
if you use a dishwasher properly and have a large household (like a family of 5+) they are great, any other time it's a waste. When I sued to live at home we had a dishwasher for plates and cups and washed everything else by hand, even bowls. Since dishes piled up so fast anyway we still ran the washer a lot and by the time it cycled we would have washed all the pots pans cutlery and so on.

>> No.5350454

>>5350444
If you just clean something after you use it you'll never have dishes

>> No.5350473

>>5350454
I cleaned your mum, but I still have dishes.

>> No.5350476

>>5350454
stunning insight

>> No.5350485

>>5350444
wait, you sued to live in your house?

>> No.5350490

>>5345334
I use that thing all the time, i hate getting the garlicsmell on my hands that lasts for several days. This product solves everything + chopping garlic sucks

>> No.5350491

>>5349889
That can also be achieved for free.

>> No.5350493

>>5343639
ur mom's vibrator isnt useless its just that you dont use it

>> No.5350503
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>>5345357
>>5346207
>>5350490
anyone have thoughts on this product?

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>>5350485

>> No.5350690

>>5346787
What the fuck is wrong with people and eggs?

>> No.5350699

>>5350503
It does alright in a pinch, but it tastes nowhere near as good as fresh garlic, and you lose the versatility of a fresh head for things such as roasted whole garlic.

>> No.5350708

>>5350503

bastardized garlic. weak as shit, a lot of flavor lost. Drives me insane when people say they use fresh garlic and then whip that shit out.

>> No.5350762

>>5350506

Hah that lion looks pretty funny

>> No.5350766

>>5350503
I don't much see the point. Either use fresh garlic for quality or dried for convenience. This is like some kind of expensive middle ground that serves no purpose.

>> No.5350778

>>5343881
Fishy head masturbator FTW!

>> No.5351019

>>5346787

The look on his face when the egg cracker thing actually worked had me rolling for some reason.

>> No.5351024

>>5350490
>i hate getting the garlicsmell on my hands that lasts for several days

Rub your fingers on stainless steel.

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5351068

>>5349362
>Shes dumb as hell
You know what to do, anon.

>> No.5351085

>>5343692
most useful thing ever. I HATE getting wasps in my soda.

>> No.5351093

>>5343821
since swallowing a wasp is not as bad as swallowing a bee

>> No.5351163

>>5351068
Teach her philosophy?

>> No.5351665

>>5350490

>tfw

"Just rub your hands on stainless steel!"
Doesn't work for me. It's underneath my nails or something (which I keep short) and I just can't get rid of the smell.