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Anonymous Tue Apr 8 09:54:15 2014 No.5342736 [Reply] [Original]

>that guy who can't crack eggs with one hand

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 10:00:15 2014 No.5342742 >eating eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 10:07:14 2014 No.5342747 File: 904 KB, 240x228, 434548503.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that guy who can't eat with chopsticks

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 10:12:30 2014 No.5342754 File: 1.90 MB, 312x250, 1389558946614.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5342747

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 10:13:30 2014 No.5342756 >>5342742 stfu fagget i need my gains

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 10:14:30 2014 No.5342758 >>5342747 >that hipster weeaboo fagglot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 10:23:31 2014 No.5342769 File: 137 KB, 900x603, chickens1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5342756 But think how much better the eggs would be if you let them get a few months older.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 10:27:30 2014 No.5342773 >>5342736 depends on the egg. battery eggs are shit quality so they have flimsy shells that crack with less pressure than squeezing a coke can while higher quality eggs have much harder shells and require a good whack to split right.

Anonymous Tue Apr 8 10:31:46 2014 No.5342780

>>5342769
>Implying everyone wants to raise chickens.
2$ buys me either a dozen eggs or a pound of chicken breast. I can make the eggs last longer and they are easy when I wanna cook something up fast in the morning. I might go through about 2-3 dozen a week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 11:23:46 2014 No.5342846 >>5342780 >I might go through about 2-3 dozen a week. Well I hope you're not wasting money on a retirement plan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 11:35:50 2014 No.5342859 >>5342846 Eggs are healthy as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 11:38:46 2014 No.5342863 >>5342769 there is no shortage so i dont give sshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 13:25:45 2014 No.5343013 >>5342758 How fucking pleb are you if you can't use chopsticks? Damn you people are pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 13:28:46 2014 No.5343018 >>5342758 >that poor redneck who lives in the middle of nowhere and still thinks asian food is for hipsters

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 13:31:45 2014 No.5343023 File: 1.40 MB, 2592x1456, IMAG2270173838675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5342780 2-3 dozen a week is like 6 chickens worth of production. That's like 10-20$ worth of feed and less then 10 minutes a day worth of work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 13:37:14 2014 No.5343032 File: 19 KB, 135x207, heh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5343013 >Clinging to outdated, inefficient utensils

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 13:51:14 2014 No.5343048 File: 94 KB, 340x340, 1387612771650.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do you not crush them with your hand? It's crack then twist, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 13:57:14 2014 No.5343054 >>5343032 >inefficient That just proves what an idiot you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 13:59:14 2014 No.5343058 >>5343032 Which country has the largest population? What utensil do people in that country eat with? Nothing is outdated about chopsticks. They are as efficient and simple as it gets next to hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 14:12:14 2014 No.5343076 >>5342747 thats cultural appropriation you bigot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 14:22:15 2014 No.5343097 >>5343076 What?...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 14:39:14 2014 No.5343126 >>5342846 Did you get your nutritional information from the 90's?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 14:52:14 2014 No.5343146 How busy are you that you need to crack eggs with one hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 14:55:14 2014 No.5343160 >>5343146 Never stop fapping. Even for one minute. That's exactly what they want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 15:07:14 2014 No.5343179 >>5343097 Pay no mind to the deranged social justice warriors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 15:08:14 2014 No.5343182 >>5343146 >not having a morning wank while preparing breakfast >not cumming right into the egg as it starts to solidify to preserve your mana Fucking normalfags

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 18:53:33 2014 No.5343690 >>5343160 >>5343182 /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 18:59:33 2014 No.5343699 >>5342736 I used to work in a shitty Mexican cafe, I swear I'd have to spend 2 hours cracking boxes of eggs into a bucket, I've got that cracking shit down to a science

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 19:20:50 2014 No.5343750 I don't use any hands to crack my egg, got one of those cracker tools

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 19:24:50 2014 No.5343762 >>5343699 I know the feel. Breakfast joint. Start the day by cracking a couple gross of eggs. Two eggs, two hands, all speed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 8 19:30:50 2014 No.5343772 File: 529 KB, 606x452, 1299015335797.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5343182 >mfw

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 01:17:56 2014 No.5344457 File: 43 KB, 400x400, perfect-pancake-l.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5342736 >Not pouring pancake batter in tribute to APC

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 01:19:56 2014 No.5344464 >>5344457 ...the clothing company?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 01:23:56 2014 No.5344470 >>5344464 the band

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 01:40:56 2014 No.5344503 >>5344470 ...the waist band?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 01:55:56 2014 No.5344524 >>5343048 I just tap it on the side of the bowl and pull the halves apart with my index/middle and pinky. If you can't you must have tiny hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 11:39:20 2014 No.5345411 >>5343054 >>5343058 Unless you happen to eat anything that is not already cut up for you to bite size pieces. Aka, not babyfood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 15:41:15 2014 No.5345851 File: 227 KB, 471x311, 0be.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People who use a knife holding their index finger on top of the knife. You know what I'm talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 15:43:15 2014 No.5345854 Good to know even cooking has a bunch of shitposters

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 15:49:16 2014 No.5345865 >>5342758 Aaaahahaha, get this man a spork. On second thought, that requires too much dexterity- cup your hands like shovels and use those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 15:51:15 2014 No.5345867 >>5345851 That's acceptable practice for delicate knifework and certain techniques. Definitely not for classical methods, though, where the pinch grip just seems more comfortable to me.

Anonymous Wed Apr 9 15:52:15 2014 No.5345869

>>5343048

Watch the chefs at hotels or Beni Hana style restaurants. Or any Mexican...

You grip the egg with three fingers- position your thumb and index finger on the top side, and your middle finger on the bottom side. Crack the egg, and the push up with your thumb, separating the two halfs. The artistry comes in not crushing the shell, it's a delicate balance.

Anonymous Wed Apr 9 15:55:15 2014 No.5345876

>>5345854
>shitposters
It's just the /b/fags like yourself that shit this board up. There was a thread the other day with the OP as "best beer thread" and it was a fucking six pack of coors light. I don't know what these fucking people are doing here, and I don't know either how fucking mediocre you need to be to not know how to use chop sticks, as if it couldn't be solved by common fucking sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 16:06:15 2014 No.5345898 File: 42 KB, 654x560, trolldog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5342736 > That guy whose bread won't rise

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 16:11:15 2014 No.5345905 >>5342736 can I use your face for assistance?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 16:22:15 2014 No.5345927 >those faggots using cheap commoner pleb microwaves >those faggots who think saucepan cooking produces best results retro master race reporting in

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 16:27:15 2014 No.5345938 http://loreinstonecities.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/kwang-soo-egg-smash.gif

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 16:29:16 2014 No.5345944 >>5343018 hipster detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 16:31:52 2014 No.5345952 >>5345944 Wait seriously do we hate folks for eating asian food now? That's fucked up, I don't care if its got panko crumbs or not, fried pork cutlets are fried pork cutlets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 16:35:52 2014 No.5345965 File: 35 KB, 157x199, 1382577816352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5343182

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 16:43:52 2014 No.5345988 >>5344524 >pull the halves apart with my index/middle and pinky how tiny are YOUR hands? i pull them apart with my index and middle finger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 9 16:57:52 2014 No.5346018 File: 47 KB, 351x400, 1386321415130.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that guy who doesn't cover his gf's asshole in his homemade fudge and lick it off

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