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Anonymous Thu Apr 3 08:07:40 2014 No.5328649 [Reply] [Original]

Which is best to impress a girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 08:08:40 2014 No.5328651 >not using celsius for cooking you failed right here, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 08:12:40 2014 No.5328654 whatever she wants i guess

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 08:12:40 2014 No.5328655 impress her by asking what she likes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 08:15:40 2014 No.5328657 >>5328654 >>5328655 The problem is that women have no idea what they actually want.

Anonymous Thu Apr 3 08:17:40 2014 No.5328658

>Ask her what she likes
>She'll say well done
>Go on a half hour rant about how well done steak is a waste of good meat, haranguing her about how she should be eating it medium rare
>Reluctantly agree to cook it the way she wants it, whining like a child about how you bought the best meat you can get the whole time
>Serve it medium rare anyway

Do it, OP. Guaranteed pussy, bitches love men that know better.

Anonymous Thu Apr 3 08:21:41 2014 No.5328661

>>5328657
>The problem is that women have no idea what they actually want

Pretty much this. Last time I cooked a girl dinner it was steak and she left the fat on the plate. I kept looking at it and then at her like 'are you REALLY gonna do that?'. When it became clear she wasn't going to eat it I just outright told her to and stood there and watched until she did. She said she liked it, of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 08:26:40 2014 No.5328665 >>5328661 >I've never actually eaten dinner with a girl before

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 08:44:40 2014 No.5328686 >>5328661 Wow, I'll bet that got you laid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 08:47:40 2014 No.5328692 >>5328649 Fish and wine not steak you fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 14:08:52 2014 No.5329352 File: 80 KB, 500x576, panocha taco.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5328649 You like tacos right.

Anonymous Thu Apr 3 14:24:51 2014 No.5329374

>take girl out to a nice steakhouse
>she orders a porterhouse
>ok, this is going well at least shes not a vegetarian
>"how would you like that done?"
>"medium please"
>i sat there through the dinner while she gnawed on that dryed out piece of shoe leather, but told her i didnt want to see her again when i dropped her off at home

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 14:29:50 2014 No.5329381 american bison steaks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 14:37:50 2014 No.5329391 >>5329374 You must be fun at parties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 14:43:50 2014 No.5329403 >>5328649 why are all those temperatures so high you'll ruin the meat- >Farenheit fuck off american >>5328657 >>5328661 we do it's just that autistic virgins can't do it properly

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 14:49:50 2014 No.5329420 whichever is most expensive

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 14:51:57 2014 No.5329431 >>5329403 no you don't. the fact that you think you do is even funnier. keep telling us to fuck you harder though, thats the only thing you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 14:57:57 2014 No.5329448 >>5328649 a better photographer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 15:02:58 2014 No.5329459 144 looks perfect

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:41:57 2014 No.5329902 >>5328661 wait people actually eat the fat and gristle? wtf...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:45:57 2014 No.5329909 >>5329902 I bet you're a fan of skinless, boneless chicken breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:48:57 2014 No.5329914 >>5328657 What about you just ask, do what she tells you, and stop bothering about whether that's actually what she wanted or not. If she's too fucking retarded to know, it's not your problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 17:58:57 2014 No.5329942 File: 208 KB, 361x691, 6a2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5329374 >bitching about a medium steak

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 3 19:00:04 2014 No.5330114 >>5328649 so if you stood in 127 degree heat like that would you cook?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 00:49:20 2014 No.5331012 >>5328661 >When it became clear she wasn't going to eat it I just outright told her to and stood there and watched until she did. She said she liked it, of course. what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 00:56:20 2014 No.5331035 >>5330114 You would eventually, but probably only after dehydrating first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 00:57:20 2014 No.5331038 >>5328661 >When it became clear she wasn't going to eat it I just outright told her to and stood there and watched until she did. what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 02:48:09 2014 No.5331263 >>5331035 Would the vultures wait for your body to finish cooking, before eating you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 03:26:29 2014 No.5331345 >>5329909 Maybe he is, and I am too. Fuck you buddy, Buffalo Wild Wings and Wing Street are the shit, whatever you say

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 06:05:01 2014 No.5331525 >>5328649 Ask her what she likes and then make it for her.

Anonymous Fri Apr 4 12:10:01 2014 No.5332129

>>5329374
Wait... a (presumably) attractive girl... A GIRL... orders a Porterhouse... on the FIRST DATE... and eats THE ENTIRE THING IN FRONT OF YOU.... AND YOU LET HER GO!!!!?!?!?!

You can teach a girl to have finer taste, but you can't instill that level of awesomeness in 99.9999% of grills

You are goddamned fool anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 12:23:01 2014 No.5332151 >>5332129 you are a goddamned sexist asswad anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 12:32:11 2014 No.5332172 >>5329374 >implying this really happened 0/10, would prefer not to read again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 12:40:24 2014 No.5332184 >>5328649 i'm red-green colourblind and this meat looks all the same to me except the outer left one

Anonymous Fri Apr 4 12:40:26 2014 No.5332183

>>5328649
>Which is best to impress a girl?
whichever one corresponds with her answer to 'how do you like your steak'.
She'll be even more impressed if you follow through without commenting about her choice being wrong

Also, if she picks overcooked and you want her to try it more red, do not offer her a bit of your blue steak because you'll frighten her off it, instead cook yours to be 1-2 classes redder and offer her some of that to ease her into rarer meats

Anonymous Fri Apr 4 12:41:24 2014 No.5332187

>>5332151
I don't think it's sexism. Part of compatibility is finding someone with similar tastes and interests. While some people will try to change to 'fit' someone, there's only so far that kind of intent can take you. Taste is a lifelong thing.

On a related note OP is a faggot. Medium-to-rare isnt as big a jump as Welldone-to-rare she didnt have that far to go!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 12:44:25 2014 No.5332194 >>5332187 >Part of compatibility is finding someone with similar tastes and interests If steak preparation is part of your concept of compatibility it is evident you have never actually been in a meaningful relationship.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 13:27:51 2014 No.5332259 >>5332151 What in his post was sexist?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 13:33:51 2014 No.5332276 >>5328665 cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 13:36:51 2014 No.5332287 >>5332276 ahahahah hit a nerve did he???

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 13:40:52 2014 No.5332300 >>5332287 Nah, that post was for another thread on another board, but my 4chan app decided to post it here. Good times. Either way I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 15:15:27 2014 No.5332570 >>5332151 Yeah, lets stand up against that shitlord because we are stronk empowered womyn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 15:20:27 2014 No.5332578 >>5328658 this. then when she says she doesn't like it you can shake your head slightly and comment "girls don't know what they want"

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 4 15:24:27 2014 No.5332587 >>5328661 >this guy is weird, and very aggressive on food >I'd better try to not make him angry, he seems very upset about me not liking fat Yeah, I'm sure she liked it, and did not just say that because you scared her

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