WORST MUNCHIES

[Anonymous No.5328328]

[Anonymous No.5328343]

He ate them cold right?

[Anonymous No.5328346]

The day I eat ravioli from a can is the day I forfeit my right to live.

[Anonymous No.5328348]

But in reality the first one doesn't count, so really it was only eight, and I was stoned so I can't be held completely responsible.

[Anonymous No.5328349]

>>5328346

ever been camping?

[Anonymous No.5328618]

the other night I had munchies
ate a 6 pack of raspbry filled donuts
with Bob Marley relax-o-bubble Lemonade soda
a family size bag of Sriacha Lays potato chips (I do not recommend these in any state of mind, sober or otherwise)
2 mcdoubles
20 mcnuggets with BBQ and ranch
4 Lime La Croix

snax eatan
weed smokan

[Anonymous No.5328644]

in one go?
coz then I wouldn't blame, I'm yet to come across a shit brand

[Anonymous No.5328678]

munchy stories?
>bbq at friend's house
>eat three steaks, a plate of rucola salad and about half a ciabatta
>get so high I'm tripping the fuck out and can't stop my pupils from looking into different directions
>host's gf puts me to sleep on a couch
>half an hour later, need to get up and catch my bus
>say bye to everyone, everything is crystal clear outside
>get home
>eat a plate of spaghetti
>eat two slices of apple pie with custard
>play bass until four in the morning (unplugged)

[Anonymous No.5329052]

>>5328343

Heated them with a blow torch.

[Anonymous No.5329059]

>Munchies

Nigga I am broke I know not of such luxaries known as junk food till at least Friday

[Anonymous No.5329063]

>>5328343
He heated them with a blowtorch and this shit maymay is missing the best part of the quote.

"....and I'm ashamed of myself."

[Anonymous No.5329096]

ate a box of teriyaki beef ramen, a whole box of these fuckers, then some oatmeal with a shit ton of brown sugar and then a shit ton of peanut butter to tone the sweetness down. I prob ate more than that

[Anonymous No.5329131]

Once at a friend's house, with another friend who chain smokes 24/7, I smoked myself retarded trying to keep up with him, cooked about half a box of those shitty frozen hamburger patties in the oven, ate them all, fell over on the floor and passed out. Amazingly we are still bestest friends

[Anonymous No.5329136]

>>5328349
Why take canned ravioli camping though? All you need is potato, bacon, onion, lard, and some egg if you can bring it.

Canned ravioli...
Please.

[Anonymous No.5329140]

An entire thing of those pillbury crescent rolls, some filled with nutella and others filled with raspberry jam and four eggrolls.

et vaz bretty gud

[Anonymous No.5329154]

Yesterday's bake and bake led to me eating a whole pan of blondies in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.5329187]

Haven't smoked much since college. I was 110 lb.s, and 5'7", plus, I got used to having breaks between classes, so, I ate whenever I was somewhat hungry, so I couldn't stretch my stomach much.

So, most I'd usually eat was one large pizza from Papa John's. One time I did get really high, had a few beers, and couldn't eve remember what I ate. I just remember clogging the toilet with poop alone, hadn't even started to wipe because the bowl was so full.

Now that I don't smoke, most I have is maybe 2-3 plates ate a buffet. Not huge, heaping plates, either.

[Anonymous No.5329581]

>>5329136

The correct response was to tell him to go fishing. Your solution doesn't make camping "roughin' it" anymore and ruins the fun of the whole event.

[Anonymous No.5329590]

i smoke every day and i don't over-eat
you guys are fat unmotivated shits

you should get high and work out instead

[Lumen !iiSURE90Gg No.5329597]

>>5329581
Please, tell us more about how the specific way you do things is the correct way for every other person on the planet.

[Anonymous No.5329599]

>>5329136
in other words, no, you haven't ever been camping

[Anonymous No.5329600]

>>5329597

Seems like he was doing the same thing with less sarcasm.

> trip fag

filtered

[Anonymous No.5329604]

Family-size gyro pizza with extra tzatziki
16 wings
Family-size bag of chips
Whoppers candy

I went ham

[Anonymous No.5329609]

>>5328328
Ate a can of cranberry sauce. I love that shit.

[Anonymous No.5329625]

>>5329609
This shit is so good

Fuck homemade cranberry sauce in the ass

[Anonymous No.5329642]

>>5329625
Absofuckinglutely. My friend just stared in disgust as I worked my way through it; I felt like shit, but no regrets.

[Anonymous No.5329691]

I am immune to the munchies

I don't smoke weed but I drink quite a lot, but no matter how much I drink I never eat anything, as doing so tends to kill my appetite for more drink

that said though, I do love my junk/snack food, and in large amounts. I will literally gorge on massive bags of shit like onion rings/cheeseballs,/pringles/cheese and onion crisps etc

I stopped buying biscuits cause I would eat an entire pack in one sitting

[Anonymous No.5329704]

>>5329625
>Fuck homemade cranberry sauce in the ass
/ck/ is utterly pleb tier, did you eat ramen after that too?

[Anonymous No.5329720]

>>5329704
Canned is nostalgia

Canned is life

[Anonymous No.5329730]

>>5329590
omg this
>that body high
>that feeling of using your muscles
>that complete ignorance of muscle weariness
it really is the best thing ever

[Anonymous No.5329841]

>>5329720
>Canned is nostalgia

Lol. I'm sorry you grew up in a shit family.

[Anonymous No.5329929]

>>5328678
>can of refried beans and small bag of fritos mixed in a bowl, hot from the microwave.
>peanut butter and vanilla frosting sandwich.

[Anonymous No.5329944]

>>5329929
homemade refried beans are so much better, especially if you use coconut oil instead of lard

[Anonymous No.5330140]

>celebrate moving into new house
>smokin a doob
>send friend out to taco bell
>he comes back with 3 party packs
>we destroy every taco, empty fire sauce packets everywhere
>get explosive taco bell shits
>mfw theirs no tp

[Anonymous No.5330216]

What's you're favorite junk food/pastry/whatever you eat when you feel like a fatass?
I need idea for this weekend. I'm going to be a fat piece of shit for the weekend give in to all my cravings. This is my list so far.

[Anonymous No.5330228]

>>5330140
You could have just tongued each other out, it would've been a mutual bonding experience.

I forget most of my munchy stories because I don't really smoke anymore, but oh man did my buddies and I have fun.

>two ~1g blunts between four people, strain was "Chicago Fire" if I remember correctly
>get stoned as fuck in the hardly used park bathroom that was the perfect size for a four man hotbox
>"dude, let's go to Burger King"
>pull up to the order box thing
>"Hi welcome to BK what can I get for you today?"
>we realize we didn't calculate how many Whopper Jrs. we wanted (there was a special), and then how much each person would owe of the total
>"Uh hold on just a second (guys how many do we need? I'm getting three only, you said - no wait- etc.)"
>goes on for five minutes
>Turn to the order box and try to keep a straight face when we say we'll have FOURTEEN Whopper Jrs.
>I can't do it, I crack the fuck up right after I say fourteen, thinking in my head "who the fuck orders fourteen burgers at a drive-thru"
>whole car is laughing riotously though trying to suppress it
>takes two more times to get all the words out
>they think it's a joke
>I have to reassure them with tears of laughter in my eyes that we actually have the money

And they were the best Whopper Jrs. ever.

Captcha: Bulbus kniveri

[Anonymous No.5330240]

>>5328328
The first time I ever got high, I ate:

-2/3 of a large pizza
-2 slices of chocolate cake
-a 2-liter of soda
-a Big Mac
-a chicken sandwich
-2 large fries
-a bean burrito
-a couple mini donuts

When I woke up that morning I immediately ran to the toilet and vomited, not quite sure how I fit all that food into myself. It was fucking good though.

[Anonymous No.5330260]

>friend buys me nuggers and fries at Wendy's
>knock over fries while trying to get his stuff out of the bag
>look at fries, about to cry
>i hurt those fries
>friend gets me free replacements since i can't bear to talk to the cashier
>spend the rest of the night coddling the bag of new fries, genuine sadness building inside me every time i think of what i did to those poor fries

i was very very high

[Anonymous No.5330285]

>>5330260
>nuggers

[Anonymous No.5330293]

>>5330216
10/10 would get obese with

[Anonymous No.5330333]

>>5330228
Sounds similar to something my friends and I did over spring break.
>all 4 of us do two .5g bong rips in my friends car with the windows down
>pull up to Mcdicks drive through
>"uhhhh 6 mcdoubles and 6 hotnspicies please"
>after we finish those in the parking lot we go through again and order the same thing
>it was in the same car we smoked in, so we must have REEKED
>best night ever bros

[Anonymous No.5330340]

I'm not sure what all was included in it, but I literally ate everything in my friends house back in highschool after smoking a quad between 4 people.

I'm talking upper middleclass fully stocked pantry house. I remember the bacon and a jar of peanut butter and a few things of ramen. Literally every single fucking thing that was edible. I just ate for about 5 hours straight.

No regrets

[Anonymous No.5330363]

>>5328328
I get drunk and eat stupid shit sometimes.
I had a huge bag of salt n vinegar chips and about 4-5 ounces of cream cheese. I was ashamed of myself.

Also, ANY times you go to taco bell is a bad time. Nobody goes or comes back from Taco Bell in a good mood.
"yeah...i'll just have a 5 layer burrito, a chicken quesadilla , and a cheesy gordita chrunch...and a chili cheese burrito."

>oh my god why am I so alone...I've tried so hard to do well, nothing is good enough. Now I'm just gonna-
"That'll be 8.20, pull to the next window, please."
"Thanks."
>stuff my fucking face and immediately feel like shit then probably take a nap. I really should work out more, I didn't have these chest pains a few years ago...

Also, fucking love Trailer Park Boys. Think I'll watch some tonight.

[Anonymous No.5330380]

>>5330363
i-i'm going to del taco, is that the same thing?

[Anonymous No.5330420]

>>5329052
What a waste of butane.

[Anonymous No.5330448]

>Wasting food on your glutinous drug problems
>People parade over this like it's a GOOD THING
>You're not even enjoying the food, you're just stoned and all of the good things is artificial

You forfeit your right to live if you can't even have real fun and enjoy things in their natural form.

[Anonymous No.5330470]

>>5330448
>the good things is

You forfeit your right to live if you can't even conjugate properly in English as a native speaker.

[Anonymous No.5330489]

>>5329096
These fucking snack cakes literally turned my mother's shit a bluish color. She has never eaten them again.

WTF does Little Debbie put in their stuff, anyway?

[Anonymous No.5330498]

>>5330470
>Gammar nazi anal sore by opinions

Nice damage control

[Anonymous No.5330500]

>>5330470
you iz have addicktion 2 crystal wede

[Anonymous No.5330505]

>>5330498
>Gammar

But yeah total damage control, considering I'm the anon that doesn't get baked anymore.

[Anonymous No.5330529]

The first and only time I got high, I ate a Snappy Tomato Beast pizza on my own and was still hungry enough to eat 3 McChickens, a large fry and 2 apple pies. Never again.

[Anonymous No.5330532]

>>5330489
why are you watching your mom take a shit

[Anonymous No.5330541]

>>5330505
>I'm not that bad I'm X

That's not damage contro? Wow you are a stupid.

[Anonymous No.5330547]

>>5330541
Stop making intentional spelling errors like a faggot. Epic troll /b/ro!

[Anonymous No.5330553]

>>5330547
>Everybody I don't like is a troll

[Anonymous No.5330571]

>>5330547
not him but ya you're in damage control

[Anonymous No.5330578]

>>5330547
>commencing maximum damage contro

[Anonymous No.5330582]

>>5330571
I'm not upset some Quentin faggot doesn't like people that smoke weed. His first post was guaranteedreplies.exe and I wanted to humor the bait.

>>5330571
>>5330578
Then come the samefags.

[Anonymous No.5330586]

>>5330582
try again

[Anonymous No.5330594]

>>5330586
Nice shoop faggot.
>trying this hard

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.5330602]

>>5330586

[Anonymous No.5330607]

>>5330216
You could just leave that as a fantasy and not do it... saving yourself the death

[Anonymous No.5330611]

You officially know that /ck/ is a shit board when people are arguing in a Trailer Park Boys thread.

[Anonymous No.5330612]

>>5330594
>>5330602
nice try
>using a trip to impersonate me

[Anonymous No.5330618]

>>5330594
also this pic proves nothing except 3 posts responded to you

[Anonymous No.5330619]

>>5330612
>implying anyone wants to impersonate opiate, the actual cancer of /ck/

[Anonymous No.5330624]

>>5330607
Nope, It's happening. I'm also going to get 5 guys and maybe pizza. I still need some kind of pastry but don't know what I should get.

[Anonymous No.5330622]

>>5330619
this one i believe

[Anonymous No.5330690]

>>5330619
>implying i'm opiate

[Anonymous No.5332615]

>>5330611

Damn straight

I blame /ck/ having the most girls and normalfags as a consequence

[Anonymous No.5332619]

>>5330619

wow, that opiate guy is a dick...why does everyone call him rummy?

[Anonymous No.5332668]

>>5330216
>that list

As if you aren't already fat. Don't lie to yourself, Porky.

[Anonymous No.5332716]

>>5330216
>Recess pieces
>Recess

[Anonymous No.5332959]

>>5330363
>Also, ANY times you go to taco bell is a bad time. Nobody goes or comes back from Taco Bell in a good mood.

FUCK YOU

that shit is the highlight of my week

taco bell + pals + wrasslin' on the tv = what is best in life

[Anonymous No.5332966]

If I was gonna eat 9 cans of canned pasta. I'd at least diversify it a little

[Anonymous No.5332968]

Probably when I was in high school.
Started smoking weed some and was at a new years party
Someone ordered like 5 pizzas from Donatos.
I ended up sitting by the pizza for an hour constantly eating

[Anonymous No.5332991]

>>5330333
sick dude
school sux

[Anonymous No.5335015]

Off the top of my head I can't think of anything right now, but we have these really good locally made dumplings where I normally shop for groceries. They sell them by the pound, and I'll usually fry up an entire pound of spaetzle, add red pepper flakes and garlic salt, and eat the entire thing just as a snack. Idk, egg-based things never really fill me up.

[Anonymous No.5335058]

When I smoke or chew nicotine gum, I lose my appetite.

[Anonymous No.5336148]

>>5332668
wtf is between KFC and Mcdonalds?

[Anonymous No.5336321]

>>5330216
croissants
spinach feta sausage roll
sausage rolls in general

maybe get those frozen party favors like Pigs In a Blanket or mini party pies. you got too much sweet there not enough savory

[Anonymous No.5336421]

>>5330420
Butane is a bastard gas and deserves to be wasted

[Anonymous No.5336489]

i once munched 2 feet of subway back to back.

and yes my shit was 2ft long the next day

[Anonymous No.5337063]

I must be retarded or something. I smoke like 2 blunts 1 g in each. with one friend. And this was my first time smoking I never got munchies.

I Say this because that day i had not eaten anything at all since breakfast it was now 5 pm and we smoked and i finally ate.

I ate a bowl of spaghetti and one carrot and was full.

I never get mucnhies.

Ever.

I get really high. But i dont get hungry.

I swear you people just starve yourselfs or something.

[Anonymous No.5337279]

I bought and ate two cheeseburger happy meals last night.

Because I was sad.

Kawaii Kon sucks.

[Anonymous No.5337487]

>ate whole bag of peanuts
>realize still got the munchies
>eat 3 of those baguettes with pizza topping
>burp
>still full
>go for one whole chocolate
>wait 2 min
>still hungry
>eating sandwiches
>chuck down one liter beer
>not hungry anymore
>round it off with a muffin anyway

best munchies i ever had, i think i even had some tiramisu. i am a natural skinny guy and i don't eat that much. I felt like a king, still high and full of delicious food
>that night i had the worst stomach pains in my life

[Anonymous No.5337490]

>>5337487
>still full
damn it i ment
>still hungry
i guess i am too high

[Anonymous No.5337552]

once when I got stoned I ate

an entire large pizza / ham pineapple mushrooms
an entire apple pie
and a 2 liter of cherry pepsi

I'm skinny

[Anonymous No.5337591]

>>5337552
>>5337552
Wait until you get close to 30.