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So this happened: http://youtu.be/CC8lnrtyN6w

Looks foul, but has anyone tried any of Taco Bell's other breakfast items? How about your favorite item on their entire menu?

>> No.5326226

>>5326207
>Looks foul, but has anyone tried any of Taco Bell's other breakfast items?
lol of course not.

>How about your favorite item on their entire menu?
hahahahahaahaha

>> No.5326235
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5326235

This motherfucker right here.

>> No.5326239

>>5326235
how do you even eat that? even a knife and fork looks fucking difficult to use on that thing

>> No.5326244

>>5326239
It comes with a plastic knife&fork, but I usually bring it home and break out the silverware to eat it properly. Let me tell you...burritos with enchilada sauce > actual enchiladas.

>> No.5326738

>>5326207
The bacon one is better

>> No.5326761
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5326761

>I felt they really dropped the ball by not including syrup, they could have really come up with something great.

Don't they, though? I've seen pics of the little packets of syrup akin to the ones at McDonald's for their hotcakes or big breakfasts.

Maybe this guy was a dumbass, and you just need to ask. Personally, I'd want to get the AM Crunchwrap and douse it in syrup.

I have a TB down the road, have been meaning to go try it out. Sometime next week or maybe Friday. I don't usually wake up early enough to try breakfast foods.

Pic related. Syrup.

>> No.5326851

>>5326761
Syrup or no syrup, it just looks awful. Even in the promotional pictures.

>> No.5326879

I'm a big fan of Taco Bell, but this waffle taco looks like garbage. The breakfast crunchwraps and burritos look good because those are sensible breakfast options.

>> No.5326884

>>5326207
I tried the waffle taco, and it wasn't bad, but it's not like it was anything great either. Shitty waffle with cheap ass sausage and eggs and a little cheese. It does come with a little container of syrup on the side.

>>5326879
The crunchwraps are good, but small as hell, and they clock in at over 700cals each.

>> No.5326890

>>5326884
>implying calories actually matter when you decide to eat Fast Food

Why do people honestly do this? I never understood. You know that the ingredients are shit and everything takes a grease bath before you get it. At what point do you say, "I still want to eat garbage, but I want it to be low-cal garbage"? Just stay at home and cook for yourself if you're going to be calorie counting.

>> No.5326897

>>5326890
I mentioned the calories because you could easily eat two or more of the tiny fuckers and blow all your calories on one terrible fast food meal.

>> No.5326906

>>5326207

I'm zero percent on-board with the taco bell breakfast, but I'm also zero percent on-board with fast-food breakfast in general (ironic considering how 100% on-board I am with fast food in general)

But the "Ronald McDonald" ads they put out are pure marketing genius. A real "AWWWW SHIT" moment.

>> No.5326921

>>5326207
>Looks foul
>fast food
Yea, I agree, OP.

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5326984

>>5326906
OP, here. I've tried the breakfast burrito at Taco Bell, which is actually pretty good. Same goes for the breakfast burrito at McDonalds. Although there are some fast food places that have absolute shit for breakfast (i.e. Burger King), some fast food can actually put together a half-decent morning meal.

>> No.5327329
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5327329

The best current fast food breakfast item, and only 260 cal.

>> No.5327337

A single AM crunch wrap contains enough salt to kill every snail in America

>> No.5327344

>>5327337
drink some water then faggot, it isn't health food
no one is eating it every day and not expecting to have a heart attack at 35

having one bad meal isn't going to put you in a hospital

>> No.5327346

>>5326761
AM Crunchwrap confirmed for bomb as fuck

>> No.5327369

I tried it with my friends last Sunday. The waffle taco is ok, but if you are familiar with the eggs from McDonalds, that's pretty much the taste you're getting. The waffle took most of the taste due to it being so big. Actually, I'd say you probably might only be tasting the waffle if you shoved it all together in your mouth.

The AM crunchwrap was fantastic though. That had a nice mix of flavor, complete with the Taco Bell sauce.

I don't recommend eating this stuff constantly though. SO MUCH GREASE.

>> No.5327378

>>5327329
>>5327329
how much are they charging for one of those? you actually loose a lot of the bad shit by just leaving out the egg yolk and using ham instead of sausage

>> No.5327394

Why did they bastardize both Mexican and Anglo-American breakfasts to put out this shit? Why don't they have huevos rancheros?

>> No.5327399

>>5327344
No you don't understand, I like it. It's just salty as fuck

>> No.5327405

>>5327378

too much. Fucking egg mcmuffins are over $3 now, defeats the purpose of going to mcdonalds if you're going to spend that much.

Also
>leaving out the egg yolk

I'm sick of your shit.

>> No.5327423

>>5327378
Costs $3.09 around these parts. I hear their prices jump around a bit depending on the area, though.

>> No.5327429

>>5327405
The thing is, when they get rid of the yolk, the flavor of the canadian bacon and cheese really stand out. Plus, less calories. Win-win

>> No.5327431

I tried the waffle taco. I wanted sausage. They gave me bacon. It was just ok. Definitely needs the syrup that comes on the side.

I had the little cinnabon ball things. I think those are on the breakfast menu and the dessert menu. Not really that good. Felt like I was eating cinnamon sugar dusted testicles with the cream filling that gushes out of them. Better off getting an actual cinnabon.

Then we had the steak crunchwrap, which actually wasn't too bad, although the "steak" in it was obviously not great.

Also got a bacon taco thing, but it was so dinky looking that no one ate it.

In terms of fast food breakfasts, I give it a 4/10.

>> No.5327453

>>5327405


>Never had an egg mcmuffin.
>Buy 2 on the way to work.
>Expect them to be $1 each.
>See the fucking receipt and nearly shit myself.

Terrible way to start the day. I'm not someone who usually doesn't pay attention to this shit, but I really was so sure they'd be a dollar-menu item.

>> No.5327462

>>5327431
Bastards didn't give me any syrup with them...

>> No.5327569

>>5327405
I guess I might leave the yolk in if I was only going to eat one sandwich but usually I like to eat 2 and that would put me over my daily intake of cholesterol

>>5327462
I had to ask for mine cause I figured it should either come with the waffle taco or those cinnamon bites but they didn't have any where the hot sauce was at

>> No.5327583

>>5326207
Its funny how late to the party everyone is. My Taco Hell has had breakfast for over a year

>> No.5327593

>>5327583
maybe you were in a test market?

>> No.5327670

>>5327583
The guy from Kotaku had access to it many months back.So yeah, test market area I think. Some White Castles do breakfast around here, actually.

>> No.5327692

Do you waddle to your car, and out of it when you get home, to get these things?

>> No.5327728

>>5327670
White castle breakfast isnt a test area thing its old as fuck and the ones that made profit off it kept it. That why there is a baloney sandwhich on the menu for the breakfast

>> No.5328580

>>5327728
a baloney sandwich?! White Castle, are you even trying?

>> No.5328621

do they do coffee? if so how is it?

>> No.5329378

>>5326207
I ate an AM Sausage Crunchwrap and stopped pooping for three days. Never again.

>> No.5329393

>>5327399

Salt kicks ass.

>> No.5329415

.>>5327453
Burger King has a sausage biscuit for about a dollar, and i prefer it

Personal favorite thing to get is a five layer burrito, sub fiesta potatoes for beef.

>> No.5330111

>>5329378
STOPPED pooping? If anything, I would have thought that thing would roaring out of you like a greased hotdish.

>> No.5330130

>>5329378

>Not getting regular Taco Bell for lunch to fix your bowels

>> No.5330179

ew why do americans put syrup on their meat?

you know that's like pure sugar?

sugar on meat and eggs?

disgusting

>> No.5330184

>>5330179
Because it tastes good.

>> No.5330201

>>5330179
>you know that's like pure sugar?

Fuck you, I'm not eating my waffles/french toast dry.

>> No.5330253

I've heard that the snackwrap is pretty decent.

It's still disgusting though.

>> No.5330282

>>5330201
There's always organic maple syrup, but it's expensive as sin. Or you could always go with honey, I suppose.

>> No.5330297

>>5330296
No u

>> No.5330296

>>5330282
You're dumb

>> No.5330311

>>5330282
>honey

That's for biscuits! Not pancakes/waffles/french toast.

>> No.5330889

>>5330311
I'm sorry to offend you

>> No.5330912

>>5326207
I'm not sure what annoys me the most about this video:
>his voice
>the music
>the commentary
>the fact that he did this "review" in his car
>his stupid face and hair
>The fact that I watched it

8/8 if b8

>> No.5330917

>>5328580

Last time I had breakfast at White Castle (which was a few years ago) they cooked the bacon and egg to order, it wasn't some pre-made shit they microwaved.

>> No.5330997

>>5330917
Same here, it was the only time.I've seen it done in fast food

>> No.5331050

I'm generally not a huge fan of Taco Bell.

There's only a few things I'll actually eat. Those being:

Crunchwrap Supreme
Grilled stuffed nacho thing (hit or miss, sometimes they make it shitty)
Loaded potato griller (starts tasting like shit the moment it cools down)
quesodilla (hard to fuck up)

But, the waffle taco is strangely appealing. I'd be really disappointed if it didn't have syrup.

>> No.5331051

>>5330917
shhhiiiit say white castle one more time. I miss it so bad. I lived in the south, I had Krystal, which is a knock off white castle. I live in Illinois, which obviously has which castle. Now I live in fucking Texas. Neither. It's complete communist shit. White castle is so baller.

>> No.5331066

I got a Waffle Taco (Bacon because I do not like sausage really) and a Steak AM Crunchwrap.

I liked them both a great deal, but they were both overpriced. The bacon in the waffle taco was just, like, bacon bits... not nearly enough for $2. The crunchwrap was actually really tasty. The hash browns were crisp all the way through. The steak was juicy. I put some fire sauce on that sucker and went to town.

It cost me like $5.60 altogether though and I was still hungry. :(

>> No.5331789

Mexican pizza all the way. Loaded up with hot sauce.

>> No.5331946
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5331946

Subway breakfast is at the way bottom of the totem pole. Terrible.

>> No.5331957

>>5331946
any fast food breakfast is just sad. what's so difficult about eating some fruit or toast or something

>> No.5331965

>>5331957
whats some good ways to spice up toast then?

>> No.5331981

>>5331965
I dunno man, breakfast for me isn't really a big deal. The most I'd do is like boil some eggs and throw them on toast with some pepper and sriracha, my main concern when I wake up is just getting some food and coffee in me

>> No.5332033

>>5331965
butter and cinnamon is pretty damn good on toast

>> No.5332037

>>5331957
>fast food breakfast

How can you even hate diners? Waffle is a great place for fast food in the mornings

>> No.5332084

>>5332037
wat

>> No.5332147

The waffle taco is really not good. The AM Crunch Wrap was great, though.

>> No.5332202

The AM Crunchwrap was pretty good. Nothing else on the menu looks that good to me except for those Cinnabon things and holy shit, those are fucking amazing

>> No.5332291

AM crunchwrap would be 9/10 if

1. the sausage was seasoned more. it really lacks that distinctive breakfast sausage taste to it. if it was seasoned as much as a regular mcdonalds sausage patty, that'd be perfect.

2. the hashbrown actually stayed crispy. honestly, im thinking a mini tostada shell above the hashbrown would be perfect for this. if not, a slightly overcooked hashbrown so that it's much crispier, almost like a chip, would work

if they replaced the regular shitty cheese alltogether, and combined the jalapeno sauce with the generic nacho cheese sauce as a different option for the cheese, that'd be amazing too

had high hopes, but they can still do better

>> No.5332597

>>5326239
You've never eaten an Enchilada? I mean, come on

>> No.5332722

>>5332291
Are the regular crunchwraps better?

>> No.5332729

>>5326207
maan why does this guy get to have a full head of hair but I have to bald

i hate me

>> No.5333045

>>5332729
Get the surgery, brah

>> No.5333077

>>5330179
>>5330282
>ew why do americans put syrup on their meat?
>you know that's like pure sugar?
>sugar on meat and eggs?
>There's always organic maple syrup...or you could always go with honey

just what the fuck do you think sugar is?

>> No.5333151

>>5333077
Well, natural vs. refined is a big difference

>> No.5333232

>>5326207
steak and egg crunchwrap is bretty good. Best breakfast thing

>> No.5333259

>>5326207

lol did you just link a fast food review on a cooking board? what the hell is wrong with you. The only time I've tried Taco Bell was on a roadtrip on the way back from Houston and it was literally in the middle of nowhere.

I had a quasadilla with green sauce. It was delicious. Because I was starving.

Although I live in LA where you can find real mexican food made by real mexicans on every corner. Taco Bell shouldn't even be an option.

>> No.5333260

>>5333259
>lol did you just link a fast food review on a cooking board? what the hell is wrong with you.
Welcome to /ck/ friend.

>> No.5333264

>>5333151

no it's not. Eat as much honey or maple syrup as you want and you'll get the same diabetes.

There's no such thing as refined diabetes.

> mfw this is a side effect of your stupid organic/low fat/atkins culture. Now you're utterly confused on what's GOOD for you and whats BAD. Refined sugar isn't any worse then natural sugar.

in fact - fructose and glucose are hella more allergenic and bad for you then sucrose. Read a fucking book(or website)

>> No.5333269

>>5333151

High Fructose Corn Syrup is a natural alternative to refined sugar. You're a moron.

>> No.5333274

>>5333269
HFCS is refined sugar tho

>> No.5333286 [DELETED] 

>>5333264
Oh shut the fuck up already. Once that's cleared you faggots will figure out another way to kill of the Constitution.

Just admit it, you hate anyone that disagrees with you and you want to kill them; We wont have that, you have to deal with that. Hence our Constitution.

Get over it and stop chopping at it like an obama pig.

>> No.5333295

>>5333264
I have read books on the matter. Among all of them, it was pretty much unanimous. Stay away from the stuff.

>> No.5333299

>>5333286

No, idiot. You're the one that wants to kill people you disagree with. Hence you bitching about food stamps which is none of your business. What would you do if you're in charge? Probably just put all of them on a boat and send them back to Africa.

you're worse then them...

>> No.5333305

>>5333299
How old are you and what is your level of education?

>> No.5333308

>>5333305

What's your last name and badge number?

>> No.5333310

>>5333308
I am curious because your previous post was so poorly written.

>> No.5333311 [DELETED] 

are dubs disabled on CK?

get

>> 5333333

>> No.5333385

>>5331946
Eh... I think I had an egg on an English muffin one time and it isn't TOO bad. My secret for standing anything at subway is to get as many vegetables as possible, because that will usually make it taste infinitely better.

>> No.5333429

>>5333310
That's just your opinion, based on your objective observations and experiences. I can't really change it nor do I care enough to.

What I can do is point out the fact that you ignored my point for the favor of insulting my writing, which kind of makes you lose that round automatically. (Ad Hominem)

>> No.5333439
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5333439

Why don't these fools have breakfast? Egg and canadian bacon on their buns would make me cum.

>> No.5333509

>>5333308
Smith. 81581.

>> No.5333556

>>5333439
They have breakfast now

>> No.5333854

>>5333556
Since when?

>> No.5334157

>>5333439
I really like Arby's, but their breakfast is beyond foul.
>>5333854
For a few years now. Whataburger is running a limited time jalapeno cheddar biscuit with their breakfast, it make great tier evolve to god tier. Get that shit instead.

>> No.5335595

>>5334157
Never have I once heard of a Whataburger, and I've been around. I'll google it, nonetheless.

>> No.5335716

>>5335595
The biscuit doesn't look too bad. Unfortunately, they're only in the southern states.

>> No.5335795
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5335795

All fast food breakfast is disgusting.

>> No.5336352

>>5333286
wat

>> No.5336359

>>5335795
The mcgriddle is my shit. Don't be a fag

>> No.5336615

>>5336359
Hi there, how's your obesity treatin ya?

>> No.5337336

>>5336359
Best breakfast sandwich there is.

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>>5336615

>> No.5337529

>>5337366
this is /ck/

>> No.5337996

>>5333439
It's the only fast food around me. I wish they would get on board with it.

>> No.5338171

McDonald's is the fast-food breakfast GOAT.

>Dat Southern style chicken biscuit
>Dem hashbrowns
>Dem McMuffins
>Dat oatmeal
>Dem bagels
>Dat coffee

A Southern style chicken biscuit with round egg and cheese made fresh with a hot hashbrown and coffee on the side at 7 in the morning is 10/10

>> No.5338180

>>5326207
do the cinamon buns count?

>> No.5338295

>>5338180
Sure. Are they any good?

>> No.5338904

>>5338171
I guess it's easy to agree that McDonalds is the king of breakfast fast food

>> No.5338925

>>5327429
There is no cheese on the egg white delight :(

>> No.5338933

I miss actual breakfast fast food items. Back in this tiny ass town I lived in, Cartersville, GA, there was this awesome chicken biscuit shop. Run by what I'm sure were meth heads, but god damn were the egg and chicken biscuits divine after a night of drinking

>> No.5339030

>>5338925
Well I must have struck gold then, because they gave me cheese with mine.

>> No.5340016

>>5338933
egg and chicken biscuits are something I have not yet experienced

>> No.5340482

taco bell is murder

>> No.5340689

Any one else's Taco Bell have Sangria Mountain Dew or am I in one of the test storefronts because I haven't seen it in any other one

>> No.5340957

>>5340689
Nah, never seen it. But boy, do I want it.

>> No.5341152

If I could reconcile eating here and thinking of having a heart attack while eating it, I would do it.

>> No.5341164

>>5340689
it tastes weird as fuck

but we have had taco bell breakfast here for a while


test area

>> No.5341383

I will say that Taco Bell's happy hour is kind of awesome for poor people

>> No.5341390

>>5341383
Not really. Diabetes, hypertension, and heart disease are very expensive. Far more than healthy foods.

>> No.5341413

i got that taco smell
that pescato smell
i got a lot of smells
i rolled a lot of ls

>> No.5341418

>>5341413
Just the other day this song was stuck in my head.

>> No.5341618

Thanks to TB I'm on the toilet and my butt is dying. thanks taco bell.

>> No.5341641

>>5341618
I've eaten at Taco Bell 10,000 times and have never encountered this problem.

>> No.5341756

>>5326984

never having wendy's breakfast.

oh my god. the taylor ham and egg sandwich

>> No.5341793

>>5341641
To be fair I also drank a gigantic orange Julius.

>> No.5341928
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5341928

the steak AM crunchwrap is pretty fuckin good and so is the steak breakfast burrito. but white castle is like 2 more blocks down the road and their breakfast is fucking godtier and cheaper.

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>>5333274
honey is sugar refined by insects fuc boi

>> No.5342354

>>5330917
uhm.. sorry to disturb you on your high horse, but even mcdonalds makes your breakfast sando to order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMOS0T8spcQ

>> No.5342360

>>5342354
Not at the franchises I've been to in Ohio.

>> No.5342366

>>5342354
>>5342360
That being said, I'm not fond of most any fast food place for breakfast.

I just like diners. IHOP, Steak N' Shake, mom & pop places, etc.

>> No.5342700

>>5342366
Yeah, I will say Perkins makes a damn fine pancake.

>> No.5343194

>>5341990
Pure honey behaves differently in your intestines than refined sugar does. Google it.

>> No.5343500

carl's jr imo has the best muffins they are very hardy and provide for a filling breakfast with some texture plus they are cheap as fuck

>> No.5343629

>>5343500
Carl's Jr and Hardees are fantastic.

>> No.5343770

>>5338295
Those fuckers are an orgasm in your mouth. Fried cinnamon dough balls with a cream cheese filling.

>> No.5343774

>>5343194
"pure honey behavior different in intestine" turns up unrelated Google results

>> No.5343782

>>5343774
Well, you've exhausted all research options.

>> No.5343867

>>5343770
Fucking yus. Deep fried, cinnamon, cream cheese, and balls are all on my food pyramid.

>> No.5343880

I've been to 3 different TB's in my area to try the Cinnabon™ things but theyrre always overcooked. You'd thi k they would have lkearned the correct cook time for dough by now. Literally just crispy, oily, hard balls of cinnamon & sugar. I'd rather just go to the nearby store and get an actual cinnamon roll.

>> No.5344096

>>5332037

Diners =/= fast food, son.

>> No.5345054

>>5343880
I thought they had cream cheese in them too

>> No.5345064

Tried the breakfast taco two days ago. It lacks any flavor. The sausage is surprisingly the least flavorful part of it. It DEFINITELY needs the syrup that comes with it to be edible.

Their hashbrowns that come with it are mediocre. You could find better at pretty much any other fast food place that does breakfast.

Will eventually try the AM crunchwrap.

>> No.5345447

>>5343774
rather than risk spamming, I will post the excerpt:

"One thing that should be noted is that honey's sugars are (independently) fructose & glucose, which are monosaccharides. Sugar (sucrose) is a disaccharide composed of glucose and fructose. The difference? In digestion, monosaccharides are absorbed in our intestinal tracts, while disaccharides have to first be broken down to monosaccharides to be absorbed. Our bodies naturally have enzymes to break them down. However, not all sucrose molecules are broken down in digestion and they reach the gut bacteria.

This poses an issue with people with digestive diseases such as Ulcerative Colitis, like myself. The bad bacteria in our guts feast off of undigested sugars, which pretty much happens with everyone. However, if there is an over-population of bad bacteria (in my case a result of long-term antibiotic use which messed up the gut flora, or bacterial mix in the intestines) the intestines become inflamed to fight the infection resulting in severe symptoms. By using honey as a sugar substitute in everything I eat I am limiting the sugars that reach the intestinal flora, therefore starving out the bad bacteria over a long period of time to help restore a normal balance of flora.

When the bacteria in our gut gets to feed off of sugars, some of their by-products are different gases, including methane. If you substitute honey for sugar in much of your diet, a funny result is that you fart substantially less."

>> No.5345525

Thinking about picking up an AM crunchwrap. Good idea?

>> No.5345591

>>5345525
For flavor and food for the price: Yes

For your general health: No

>> No.5345962

>>5345525
regular crunchwraps are the bomb diggity

>> No.5346162

>>5345064
Did you have to ask for the syrup?

>> No.5346175

I tried the waffle taco
It's literally just a waffle with sausage and eggs folded
No character at all

Their breakfast crunchwraps at least were slightly seasoned and tasty

>> No.5346205

here is a good review of all the breakfast items
http://www.thecinemasnob.com/47/post/2014/03/brad-tries-taco-bell-breakfast.html

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I still don't know whether they give you syrup or if I'm gonna have to bring this bitch with me. Is there a finer syrup than this, btw?

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5346669

They need to take a page out of mcdonalds book and put syrup IN the waffle; a-la mcgriddle, the best tasting fast food breakfast item.

>> No.5346675

>>5346669
I thought they did kind of do that. The waffle does taste slightly mapley.

>> No.5346713

>>5346509
yes, its called real maple syrup and its balls to the walls expensive.

>> No.5346996

>>5346509
You do know that what you are calling syrup is literally just corn syrup colored brown, right?

>> No.5347885

>>5346996
Yeah but I'll be damned if it isn't delicious

>> No.5348254

>>5327394
gross

>> No.5348292

>drive to closest taco bell
>out of cinnabon delites
>drive around to find another taco bell
>finally find one 4 minutes after 11

Why should I even continue living?

>> No.5348326

>>5348292
They serve cinnabons all day.

>> No.5348338

So, I finally tried the Taco Bell breakfast this morning. The hash browns and sausage tasted so similar to McDonald's I had to check to make sure McD's didn't own TB. I also had the steak burrito, which would have been fine if not for the foul jalapeno sauce.

I look forward to trying the waffle taco and something with bacon in it next time.

>> No.5348343

>>5348326
....Oh? This... this changes everything!

>> No.5348415

>>5327329
You can make this shit at home in about 5 minutes that tastes better and with less calories.

>> No.5348495

>>5348415
How is it going to be less calories than what it is? Unless you use some weird 9-grain english muffin

>> No.5348569

>>5346996
what about it being corn syrup makes it not syrup?

>> No.5348640

>>5348569
Yo dawg, I heard you like syrup so we...

>> No.5348900

>>5348326
Cinnabons + Taco Bell Happy Hour = glory for all

>> No.5349235

>>5348292
I don't understand this stupid rule about fast food breakfast. You microwave all your crap anyway.

>> No.5349344

>>5326207
We've had these in omaha for months now. not half bad honestly

>> No.5349352

>>5326244
>enchilada sauce
It's called red sauce,yeah just red sauce. I shit you not, I work at a Taco Hell.
We also put it on bean burritos.

>> No.5349543

>>5349352
Well they also call pizza sauce "red sauce" plus there is marinara sauce, so I'm not gonna just call enchilada sauce "red sauce"

>> No.5350416

>>5326207
waffle taco sounds like what you would call a vagina

>> No.5350847

>>5349543
Nope, we call pizza sauce pizza sauce.
Also we call red sauce red sauce cause that's what's on the box and the bags it comes in.

>> No.5351149

>>5350847
Well to avoid the risk of having someone put marinara on my burrito, I'm gonna stick with calling it enchilada sauce

>> No.5351166

>>5351149
Pizza sauce isn't even marinara, this isn't pizza hut. It's salsa.

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>>5351166
But couldn't red sauce be ANY sauce that's red? Hell, what if they end up putting ketchup on it?

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Taco Bell Corporate Shill here. Secret info:


What do you guys think of this?

>> No.5352045

>>5351149
>>5351166


Incorrect. It is not salsa, and it's not marianara, at least not on Mexican Pizza.

If you want the red sauce, just say red sauce. The shit that goes on a Mex Pizza is called Pizza Sauce.

You guys have any other stupid questions to ask?

>> No.5352064

>>5352038

would buy 10 10/10

that country gravy looks fucking delicious

>> No.5352095

>>5352038
Berry taco looks awesome, they should serve for a (realively) "healthy" desert.

>> No.5352096

>>5352064

It was very good, it was pulled from the stores because it was so good.

>> No.5352106

>>5352038
I think thats a sign from a test location from a year ago

>> No.5352166

>>5352106

Yeap, from my location.

>> No.5352220

Their crunchwrap ended up having taco sauce, which was really off putting. Donut balls were good.

>> No.5352429

>>5326235
just looking at it makes my asshole quiver...

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now this may be dependent on where you live, but the best breakfast you can get, while out and about, is any Sizzli from Wawa.

>pic related

>> No.5352482

>>5326761
>AM Crunchwrap

The normal Crunchwrap is the one bearable item at Taco Bell, I feel, because it's actually filling. I'm never awake early enough to partake of fast food joint breakfasts (I work 4pm to 12am so I'm always sleeping until noon because by the time I actually fall asleep it's 3am) but would you say the AMwrap is just as filling as the normal?

>> No.5352487

>>5330912
[whycantwehavespoilersonckmoot]gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8[/spoiler]

>> No.5352812

>>5352038
Holy buckets! Want! Dude, .99 and .79? Wat?

>> No.5352870

>>5333439
>>5334157
>liking flavorless "food"

Seriously you can't honestly say Arby's has any flavor whatsoever.

>> No.5352994

>>5352038
Who do I have to kill to get that chicken waffle? Just name them.

>> No.5353560

>>5352038
Lose the gravy on the chicken waffle and just give it syrup.

>> No.5353674

lol that taco bell is like 10 mins from my house and its one of the shittier ones around here.

>> No.5353706

>>5352038
no no no no no

keep the fucking gravy

>> No.5354443

>>5353706
LOSE THE GRAVY. PUT SYRUP

>> No.5354462

>>5326207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9bImU_EuF0

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>>5352038
Where can I get the Chicken & Gravy Waffle Taco????????
Until then, I'll keep eating my Biscuits and Gravy at Hardees.

>> No.5354802

the am crunchwrap w/bacon is pretty damn good for being tacobell

>> No.5355175

>>5354507
I want gravy to look like that more often. Peppered, creamy goodness. I hate that gravy usually looks like diarrhea

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>>5355175

I moved to Connecticut from Missouri recently and holy shit have I been pining for some decent b&g. Pic related, it's from a diner close to me. Looks like shit, doesn't it? And it was. The sausage was good - one thing we do right up here is sausage (all those Polish and Italian descendants) but the gravy was astoundingly flavorless. It was just... nothing. I must have emptied half the pepper shaker into it and that helped some, but you can't polish a turd.

The b&g I had at a Travelodge in Des Moines a few years ago was better than this.

>> No.5355199

>>5355178
>I must have emptied half the pepper shaker into it

I know that feel. It really needs a bunch of fresh cracked pepper. I've added several tablespoons of pepper from a shaker with almost no effect, its usually stale and flavorless.

>> No.5355346

>>5355199
Well, they aren't making the gravy it should be made, then. Usually if they make their own stock, that's a good sign that it will taste good.

>> No.5356185

>>5352038
Where do they have this?

>> No.5356192

>>5355178
go here if you get the chance

http://www.martinrosolsinc.com/

>> No.5356201

>>5352220
Mine came with salsa packets.

It was disappointingly good.

>> No.5357762

>>5356192
Mmmmm, they sell head cheese. Seriously, who eats head cheese?

>> No.5357770

>>5357762
Me. I love a good headcheese. Shit's savory as fuck.

>> No.5357788

Very long time 4chan lurker here. Thread has convinced me to try Taco Bell breakfast.

The Crunchwrap sausage is pretty good.

Though, it is not something I would eat if I had a lot of things to do that day. Cause it makes you feel like crap after eating it(much like McDonalds food).

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>>5353560
>>5353706
>>5354443
>we're too retarded to look VERY CLOSELY under the price point

>> No.5357904

>>5326235
what the fuck is this shit oh god oh lord

>> No.5359448

>>5357904
That is a smothered burrito

>> No.5360415

>>5357820
I know that it was there. I was just saying based on the photo

>> No.5360700

>>5338171
>tfw when they don't sell the Chicken Biscuit around here anymore

That thing was fucking delicious.

>> No.5360764

>>5360700
Ever have their pancakes? They barely even go down your throat

>> No.5362039

>>5326235
Looks like a mound of shit

>> No.5363781

>>5357904
lol

>> No.5365825

They're making waffle crap at White Castle now. Any good?

>> No.5365912

>>5326207
It's just a waffle, sausage patty, and egg albeit shitty grade ingredients, I don't see anything wrong. Take it apart and you'll be eating a small breakfast on a plate just like you would if you took apart a mc muffin or mc griddle. You're an idiot if you're expecting top quality at a fast food restaurant.

>> No.5365922

>>5352038
>99 cents
hot damn that shit looks fire i'd buy 4 of those fuckers

>> No.5365930

>>5326761
That's a waffle sandwich foldie...

>> No.5367116

>>5346509
Well first we would need to get you to Canada (because importing the stuff is too costly.)

>> No.5367209

this is what americans actually eat

>> No.5367424

>>5357762
October Fest in StL is literally fuck yourself season for me and I go to town on Headcheese, Braunschweiger. Anchovies, Blood Sausage, deep fried cheese cake and this incredible Mushroom and Brie soup and a Muffaletta from this place in Fenton called Vivianos. Nicest fucking Italians Ive ever met.

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>>5367424
Nice? Italians?

>> No.5367660

>>5367647
fuck yea dude a grocery/restaurant and I spend $24 on soup and a sandwich not counting the shit I buy of their shelves, plus I went out with one of the owners nieces in 8th grade(first girl to as me out) and it ended mutually and in a civilized manner. Ever since Ive been going and mention Marie, I get BOGOF wine.

>> No.5367689

>>5367660
the sauvignon i used in the Marsala got me my current Jewish/Italian gf in the sack on the second date. Shit was cash.

>> No.5369149

>>5367660
Damn, I need to date italian chicks and get freebies.

>> No.5369161

>>5348495
BECAUSE SUGAR, Why do you think their salads are like 700 calories

>> No.5369589

>>5369149
I could the best of times or the shit of times. Meet the parents ASAP. THAAAATS when you will see her true side. if her attitude doesnt flip a bitch, your in the clear. ALWAYS RUB THEIR FEET! You will not regret it.

>> No.5369649

>this thread is still up

That fucking waffle taco looks horrible. I've had similar kind of breakfasts, using pancakes as an outer layer for a sandwich or whatever, but this looks terrible.

It looks like shit. Like poop. Literal poop. Not appetizing at all. God damn what were they thinking?

>> No.5370511

>>5369649
This thread lasts as long as the shelf life of the waffles used in the waffle tacos

>> No.5371504

>>5338171
>>Dat Southern style chicken biscuit
If you have a whataburger near you, get the honey butter chicken biscuit with extra butter. It is amazing, just get one though they're terrible for you.

>> No.5371510

As a shift lead at a Tacobell, trust me, everything we ever serve is shit.

Unless you come in to eat right at the start of the day, you'll almost always be eating product past its hold time.

I tried to force my store to actually toss out shit when its supposed to be, got yelled at by my manager for high product waste.

Not to mention the ingredients themselves are nasty tasting anyway, and usually even the fresh shit isn't made to standard.

And don't get me started on how dirty it usually is behind the counters, people do a shitty halfassed job of cleaning. You can usually find grime on your drink nozzles fyi.

>>5326761
The cashier is always supposed to hand out a syrup packet with the waffle taco, if they don't they're retarded.

>> No.5371532

>>5326851
It is awful. Waffle was half way decent tasting at best, then they jew'd out and sent us even tinnier ones that taste like paper, so after we cook it, it's deep fried paper. Sausage is crap, and eggs are okay. Not to mention after we steam it, the box it comes in gets all wet and greasy.

>>5326879
The breakfast crunchwrap is actually decent enough if you're lucky enough to get the ingredients freshly made, not likely.

>>5326890
>Ummmm.... How many calories come in the such and such?

Bitch, you're at Tacobell, how many do you fucking think. Had this one bitch ask for all kinds of calorie counts, then the fat fuck got a mexican pizza and an XL Diet Pepsi. that's always the best part.

>>5327431
The only half way decent steak we had was the bolillo steak, but that shits expensive so they stuck to the rubber shit.

>>5327583
West coast was a test market for about a year, I'm surprised it went national, it sold for shit here.

>>5331946
Fucking hate that shit, makes our food look amazing

>>5340689
I'm pretty sure Sangria is a test thing atm, makes my teeth hurt just tasting it.

>>5343880
The problem there is usually not the cook time, they pull that shit early every time to save speed, the problem is that they leave them on line for way past their time, they get hard. Those fucks are actually pretty good fresh out, and with very light sugar.

>>5348292
>Out of Cinnabons
it takes ltterally 50 seconds to cook some, their manager needs to learn how to into truck orders.

>>5349352
Hey there fellow sad fuck.

>>5349543
Pizza sauce is actually just called pizza sauce. its pizza, red, or green, pretty lazy naming. Also for fucks sake, stop calling the sauce in the Quesadilla "green sauce" it fucks up the more retarded cashiers.

>>5352038
I think you're POP guy needs to learn how to straighten up his numbers brah Also I miss the parfates, the only thing I would actually eat, but they didn't sell How are the breakfast quesadillas doing by you, they never go here

>> No.5371840

>>5340689
sangarita is one of the best things ive ever tasted ever

>> No.5373001

>>5371510
Good Taco Bell insider info. I guess all I can eat there is breakfast, now. Or don't get anything with any kind of vegetable in it.

>> No.5373664

>>5352038
gravy and fried chicken at taco bell?

also the cream in the other one is probably nasty

>> No.5373725

I finally did it co/ck/s. I had my first waffle taco this morning.

Remind me to bring cinnamon with me next time. Needs a lot of flavor.

As it stands, AM Sausage Crunchwrap > Sausage Waffle taco

>> No.5373860

question for you TB employees, I want to get some stuff off the secret menu. Do they discriminate against people that want something on it? treat you or your food differently? Do I just say for example give me 2 Supermans? I like there bigger items like getting 2 Cantina Steak Burritos and wrapping them together and unleashing 8 packs of fire and verde on that monster, sooo good and filling. I get $25 from work everyday to eat so I eat cheap and pocket the rest.

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>>5326207
bump

>> No.5376879

>>5373860
What is this "secret menu" you speak of?

>> No.5376918

>>5376879
http://hackthemenu.com/

>> No.5378448

>>5376918
>http://hackthemenu.com/
Nice, I'm liking this website

>> No.5378464

>>5376918
>http://hackthemenu.com/

This is fucking stupid, atleast the mcdonalds section

No actual secret items in the system, you just order a bunch of shit and throw it together yourself.

>> No.5378465

>>5376918
>>5378448
I'm willing to bet if you ordered any one of those secret menu items at those places 80% of the employees would say "what's that" then you'd have to explain it anyway.

>> No.5378490

>>5326207
I've only had the AM crunchwrap so far and was disappointed both times. First time, the jalepeno sauce overpowered everything and the second time (asked for no sauce) i found that there was no flavor to be overpowered. Just the slightly charred tortilla taste.

>> No.5378491

>>5378465
Yeah, this secret menu bullshit needs to end. There's no need to further confuse the mongoloids that work fast food by throwing things at them they haven't been trained to do.

>> No.5378625

>>5378465
thats basically what I was asking about. It kinda sucks that it does exist and then they dont teach the employees to add little things and charge double. They may have to pay their employees $1 more an hour without raising all minimum wage jobs pays, oh no!

>> No.5379511

>>5378625
Why isn't the Rainbow Freeze under the taco bell section?

>> No.5379533

>>5326235
I can get a wet burrito from a mom and pop shop for about the same amount of money. I see no reason to go to taco bell for anything but bean burritos.

>> No.5379957

>>5326207
I've tried the bacon burrito, it's not that it didn't taste good. It just didn't taste like anything much at all, it was a huge let down. Probably one of the most tasteless things I ever ate. I doubt any of their other breakfast offerings are much better besides maybe that AM crunch wrap just cause there's so much different things in it.

>> No.5381294

>>5379957
I thought it wasn't bad as long as you put the hot sauce on it

>> No.5381668

>>5326235
That looks like it would hurt my anus.

>> No.5381671

>>5379533
Don't forget a chili cheese burrito. I've never seen them sold from a mom and pop shop.

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>>5330130
>mfw i stopped going to taco bell for lunch cause the qt 3.14 at the drive thru knew my order to the tee every time i drove through

>> No.5381913

>>5381886
Work that shit bro. There was a little Taco Bell qt drive thru girl who used to know my order and give me free fruitista freezes and free food. One day she wrote her number on a napkin and sneaked it in the bag.

>free food
>free drinks
>free socialization and sex with a qt who smells like chalupas

You got nothing to lose except giving up your taco bell privilege. Go get em tiger.

>> No.5381919

>>5381886
Next time order her number.

>> No.5381956

>>5381919
>she works at TB
>make her order Fire sauce
>for your dick

>> No.5383476

>>5381886
Next time order HER waffle taco, if ya catch mah drift.

>> No.5383488

>>5381886
What are you nervous about? She's the one working the shit job.

>> No.5383652

>>5326207
Tried the Waffle Taco, nothing special, kinda bland.
Eggs were tasteless, waffle was tasteless and a bit weird somehow (can't recall), sausage was fine.

>> No.5383698

OK resident here. Not sure if you all have Braums or not, but their biscuits and gravy are the bomb.

McDonald's B&G are great too, actually.

>> No.5384680

>>5383698
Our McDonalds has no B&G. Must be a southern thing.