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Butter bell anon back again.
Well the jig is up. I got caught bringing butter into the house.
When she figured out that I was covering real butter with margarine at first she thought it was really funny.
She said she did not really care what I ate and I should not feel any pressure from her.
However after a bit she got really distant and went for a VERY long walk.
We moved in way to fast.
The bloom is off the rose.
I am pretty sure I will be dumped by next weekend if I don't think of something clever.
Any ideas guys?
Bake her a nice cake?

>> No.5318416

>>5318410
Fuck her in the ass using margarine as lube and tell her that's the only thing it's good for.

Then probably get a different girlfriend who doesn't have shit taste.

>> No.5318438

>>5318410
stop using ck as your personal blog

>> No.5318440

If she's the type of person to end a relationship over something as trivial as you liking butter vs her liking margarine, then you're much better off without her in your life. I might also suggest that she see a mental health professional to deal with whatever is wrong with her.

>> No.5318445

Did she ever directly pressure you to go vegetarian? If not, then she is probably more offended that you lied to her.

>> No.5318449

>>5318440
She does not eat margarine or butter.
She is Vegan.
I told her I would vegan too but have been eating butter in secret.

>> No.5318450

>>5318410
how about you stop using /ck/ as your fucking blog and quit shitting it up with these retarded threads

>> No.5318453

>women

topkek

>> No.5318455 [DELETED] 

reported for off-topic bullshit
if you have girl problems go to fucking /adv/, that's what it's there for

>> No.5318459 [DELETED] 

>>5318455
Reported for reporting that you reported.
Read the rules.

>> No.5318461

>>5318410
>Bake her a nice cake?
Yes. Bake he a cake. A real one with butter and eggs. None of that vegan bullshit.

>> No.5318468

>>5318410
dude she is pissed that you lied and snuck around instead of confronting her about it....

she is distant because she doesnt trust you

>> No.5318474

>>5318459
Oh, the iron knee.

>> No.5318498

>>5318468
Ya that is pretty much what it looks like from here.
Women can often mistake me for being weasely. It has been a problem in the past.

>> No.5318533

>>5318449
What a bitch
She's forcing her shit onto you, and you don't seem compatible in food regards

>> No.5318535

>>5318410
>she got really distant and went for a VERY long walk.

Probably went and had sex with her fair trade, gluten free, raw, vegan ex.

>> No.5318639

>>5318410

eat whatever you want, tell that bitch to go fuck herself with a stick of margarine or >>5318416

>> No.5318669

OP, do you make up the Fatty McAutism and Irish Stew Guy characters too? Do you just play three different characters on /ck/?

>> No.5318670

>>5318669
That's like saying BBQ King and Fatty are the same.

>> No.5318697

>>5318669
No.
Someone here called me curtains guy a few years ago though.

>> No.5318723

>>5318670

BBQ King and Fatty/Irish Stew are pretty clearly different. I think BBQ is genuine. The shit posted by Fatty/Irish Stew/Butter Bell seem pretty similar and the situations are just too ridiculous. On top of that, they all post things that they should be embarrassed about, but instead they freely share these things. Even though the community is anonymous, they still have no reason to call ridicule to themselves.

tl;dr - This guy, Fatty and Irish Stew are all cleverly designed characters and a lot of you guys eat it up.

>> No.5318731

You needy motherfucker

>> No.5318757

>>5318438
no fuck you I like butter bell anon

>> No.5318761

>>5318723
I do not see what is so "ridiculous" about my situation.
Seems pretty straight forward to me.
Food has become a source of contention in our society. My relationship woes are just collateral damage.

>> No.5318769

guessing that Op has a hot gf and he is fat

>> No.5318783

>>5318769
Well she is pretty far out of my league lookswise.
I am very picky about attractiveness, while simultaneously not being super attractive.
Makes things tough for me.
I am highly motivated to keep this girl if possible.

>> No.5318799

>>5318723
>eat it up
Oh you

>> No.5318810

>>5318723
>Even though the community is anonymous, they still have no reason to call ridicule to themselves.
Yeah, god forbid people you will never meet or know anything about judge you online.

>> No.5318813

>>5318783


see >>5318535

>> No.5318828

>>5318410
Bake her a nice cake... with butter.

>> No.5318830

>>5318813
I very much doubt that.
She hates that guy and things ended very badly.
He is the one that turned her vegan.
I feel like if I was a smoother guy I could turn her back.

>> No.5318917

This is the beta-est thread on /ck/ right now. Tell her to get the fucking fuck over it. And yeah, smart one moving in with a bitch too quick. Sage.

>> No.5319115

Show her this thread.

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>> No.5319162

>>5318410
> I am pretty sure I will be dumped by next weekend if I don't think of something clever.

yeah... dump her first. Say you need to take a break... and wait until she likes you again. This is called "having the upper hand", "wearing the pants in the relationship", and "being a man"

But, of course you hide butter from your gf, so there is no hope for you...

>> No.5319246

>>5319162
Thanks for the advice, I am sure it's sound but I could never carry it off.
It would be like when Castanza asked for the pre nuptial agreement.
She would see right through it.

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5319249

>>5318410
surprise her by raping her in the anus while eating a rare steak off her back. works every time. pic related

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>>5319249

>> No.5319299

>>5319249
What the heck is even going on in that picture?

>> No.5319337

>>5319249

Deer God

I always thought those were beer cans for all these years...
[/ck/hasnospoiler]Its canned corn[/spoiler]

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5319349

>>5319337
>balls deep in a young crackwhore
>chugging canned corn

>> No.5321997

>>5319246

Well, don't you remember the episode were George did the opposite of everything he would normally have done, and it worked brilliantly?

>> No.5322390

>>5321997
I am sure that did not work out for him in the long run else why would he stop?

>> No.5322421

>>5322390
Elaine called him out on it in front of his grill

>> No.5322793

>>5322421
That birch.

>> No.5322813

Why would you ever move in with someone you love
Horrible

>> No.5323431

>>5322813
My life works best when it's just me and my dog and only an occasional female visitor.

>> No.5323434

>>5318410
Yeh bake her a cake. Use butter kek

>> No.5323459

>>5318498
>mistake
No, they're absolutely right. You're a spineless shitbag, and you deserve whatever happens. What kind of pussy goes to all of this trouble when he could have just said from the beginning that he'll what he wants to eat?

>> No.5323472

>>5323459
In the beginning of this she put a lot of pressure on me to go vegan. No ultimatums but she was constantly telling me about the benefits of giving up meat and if I questioned any premises she was informing me about she would get increasingly upset. The big thing is that we live in a very small town and there really are no vegans for her to hang out with. It was making her lonely in an odd way. I could feel it. I could tell she needed an ally and I thought I could be that for her.
I am not a bad guy I just don't always think things through.
I post these threads because there is usually at least one helpful comment in each.

>> No.5323475

>>5323472
And we read these threads to laugh at you.

>> No.5323518

>>5323472
Be an ally and cook vegan stuff for her but get a spine and eat whatever you want for fuck's sake

>> No.5323528

>>5323475
>we
At least be a man enough on an anonymous food and cooking board to say "I".

Don't hide behind the collective anons so that you can feel safe and correct.

>g-g-guys, you laugh at him too right? C-can I say we do?

>> No.5324693

>>5323528
No. I'm laughing too. We is appropriate.

Did you fill the almond milk container with some glorious 2% next?

>> No.5325062

>>5323518
Plenty of people are nice to her. Sometimes it's nice to share a worldview with someone.
I am an atheist who thinks alternative medicine is pernicious.
I have never met a woman who shared my ideas. I fantasize all the time about a love like that.
Perhaps my life would be different in the city...

>> No.5326104

>>5324693
2% is the stupidest milk ever. Fat is not what is bad for you.

>> No.5326229

>>5318410
Holy fuck, you're worried about a girl breaking up with you over butter? Seriously? It was never worth it.

>> No.5326237

>>5318449
what the fuck... just dump her holy shit talk about mental

>> No.5326686

>>5318410
>implying this is not Fatty McAutism / Irish Stew Guy

>> No.5326744

>>5326104
I drink 2% for the taste.

>> No.5326793

>>5326744
That's only because you got used to drinking crappy milk.

Go back to whole for two weeks then try 2% again.
You will be shocked.