Foodies of Facebook

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Foodies of Facebook Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:03:29 2014 No.5317985 [Reply] [Original]

Whenever I log into Facebook I see some things that make me cringe. But this? What is this? Some kind of shitty omelette with Kraft Singles melted on top? Shitty sautéed onions? And what is with the cookbooks?

What have you seen on Facebook/Instagram or other social media that makes you want to vomit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:06:29 2014 No.5317992 >>5317985 I mean, I'd probably eat it, but why would someone take a picture of that? Are they proud of it or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:07:29 2014 No.5317994 >want to vomit It's not that bad. At least they're cooking their own food. Get over yourself.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:16:28 2014 No.5318009

I swear social media food posting is some sort of food-insecurity disorder. There's no way that person thinks their omelet is objectively interesting or exciting on its own; I can only guess the novelty comes from having security in the food being yours alone, even time to spare for pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:04:32 2014 No.5318122 File: 826 KB, 2448x2448, IMG_4832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is now a thread to post pictures of the superior food you made.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:05:32 2014 No.5318123

This is just one reason why I don't have a Facebook account, or a Twitter account, or an Instagram account. 85% of the population are morons. I'm 100% guilty of posting my food on /ck/, but I don't post it if it's some piece of shit that I just threw together. Honestly, from what I know and the people I know who are on Facebook, I can only surmise that Facebook is for idiots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:00:33 2014 No.5318269 File: 46 KB, 604x453, tomato toast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5317985 I saved this photo a few weeks ago, specifically for threads like this

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:05:32 2014 No.5318284 File: 115 KB, 500x376, familyguypuke.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5318122

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:13:33 2014 No.5318301 File: 74 KB, 584x600, 1396217633234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5318269 I've seen some shit in my day but this is making me really uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:28:53 2014 No.5318349 >>5318269 >>5318301 It's exactly as grim as it seems; tin of chopped tomatos on dry brown toast, topped with uncooked mushrooms. I didn't even...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:31:53 2014 No.5318357 >>5318269 oh my god why >chopped mushrooms >some cheese >some grilled chicken >between two pieces of toast takes just as much time and is much more delicious

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:59:53 2014 No.5318426 >>5318357 If I remember correctly, they said it was one of their favourite meals to make on some diet. Let that fact sink in - this isn't a failed experiment or even the result of a bare cupboard, it's fully intentional.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:16:57 2014 No.5318464 >>5317992 This. I'd eat the hell out of that but I wouldn't even serve it to my SO much less post it on social media sites.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 22:46:46 2014 No.5319113 File: 99 KB, 720x960, fuckthis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this was literally just posted a few days ago

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 22:54:45 2014 No.5319152 File: 978 KB, 872x849, perfected baking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 22:58:46 2014 No.5319165 >>5319152 Those look fine for what they are (they got the little 'feet' and everything), it's just that they used a coarser form of almond meal than macaron recipes generally call for. Of course it doesn't matter because macarons are shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:00:45 2014 No.5319169 >>5317985 Looks great... what are you jealous or something? Do you know you sound like a total bitch.... posting someone's food and making fun of them. you disgust me. post a photo of your self so we can treat it like a shitty omelete.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:02:45 2014 No.5319177
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Some nigger on my facebook posted this with the caption "the struggle". Its a jail spread. I have a few friends that have done time and still make this shit, outside of the pen. I hate them.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:02:45 2014 No.5319180

>>5318009

when i cook, i post photos of it so my friends can see... not sure where you're coming from. obviously its not interesting... its a fucking omelette. That's why you don't put a comment just hit the Like button, then when you see your friend at the weekly enema appointments, you can say "oh, i saw that omelette, you're quite the gourmet!"

its all bullshit anyway... if you don't like living in a society, why don't you just shed all your clothes and live in the woods. You won't be bothered by uploaded omelettes there.

what is it that makes everyone on the internet so neurotic? is it that the neurotics are ostracized from RL communities? Or because there's no concequences? or anonymity? what is it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:02:45 2014 No.5319181 File: 306 KB, 495x471, bleh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the most disgusting plate I've seen. This cunt posted it and said "her boyfriend will be spoiled" she must have spectacular pussy then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:04:45 2014 No.5319186 >>5319177 its a nostalgia thing you donk. that shit tastes like Jesus's ballsack when you've been eating nothing but peanut butter jelly sandwiches for weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:06:45 2014 No.5319193 >>5319181 This is clearly half-eaten, you fool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:06:45 2014 No.5319194 >>5319186 But they're out, and can go down the street and get a fucking burrito, or something. Why would you want to reminisce about your great times had in jail?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:07:45 2014 No.5319196 File: 74 KB, 570x839, ywicebaked.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this one always fucking gets me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:08:45 2014 No.5319197 >>5319193 If that's half eaten, I don't want to know what it fully looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:10:46 2014 No.5319201 File: 78 KB, 673x1000, Refrigerator-Pickles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319196 Yea, I remember your whiny shit thread about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:12:45 2014 No.5319206 >>5319201 >whining about something that looks hilarious Spring break?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:18:04 2014 No.5319221 >>5319206 You tried to start the same kind of thread about things posted on facebook and proceeded to post a bunch of things made by one man in particular who you seemed to have an obsession for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:20:04 2014 No.5319226 File: 61 KB, 405x720, 1349528776564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319221 And?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:21:04 2014 No.5319231 >>5319221 inc >b-b-b-ut h-h-his food looks okay it just looks tacky >w-w-what he do to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:22:04 2014 No.5319235 File: 653 KB, 829x840, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] some notes this is my sister's husband and he refuses to eat anything other than meat, potatoes, and eggs he's a grown ass man

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:25:04 2014 No.5319244 >>5319235 Is that fucking crumbled biscuits and gravy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:29:05 2014 No.5319260 >>5318269 this is sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:30:04 2014 No.5319261 Six hour crockpot fettuccine. Wish I saved the picture. It was the sticky noodle mess I made when I was seven.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:30:04 2014 No.5319262 File: 6 KB, 214x200, 1387776284184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5318269 comedic genius

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:31:04 2014 No.5319267 >>5319113 fried peppers in oil?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:31:04 2014 No.5319271 >>5319235 I don't like judging someone on petty things, but why would you want to spend times with someone so boring. Eating is one of the simplest joy one can have, why would you limit yourself like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:32:04 2014 No.5319274 >>5319177 what's in it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:49:04 2014 No.5319333 >>5319274 looks like ramen and baked beans. why. :\|

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:53:04 2014 No.5319347
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>>5319244
yes

>>5319271
I agree. I like experiencing new things and cooking new things. Even if it ends in failure, i'd like to say I at least tried to make it. I like foods from all over and sticking to shitty american basics would be awful.

another

while i appreciate people cooking it's just a little sad sometimes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:01:04 2014 No.5319371 File: 82 KB, 736x552, 1396238505984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319113 Is that oil or broth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:03:04 2014 No.5319375 >>5319194 > Why would you want to reminisce about your great times had in jail? why wouldn't you is the question. Jail was fun as hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:03:04 2014 No.5319378 >>5319274 Not totally sure, but usually chili top ramen, flamin hot cheetos, and slim jims, or other beef sticks. sometimes cheeze wiz.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:06:04 2014 No.5319387 >>5319375 >Jail was fun No, it isn't. You're the kind of idiot who deserves to spend his time in county

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:06:04 2014 No.5319391 >>5319387 Have you been to jail?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:11:05 2014 No.5319405 >>5319391 Yes. It's not fun. Only idiots think it's fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:14:04 2014 No.5319409 >>5319405 Got your o-ring stretched or something?

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:15:04 2014 No.5319414

>>5319405

Let's see... I was in a no-politics dorm so we didn't have leaders, and all races were mixed. I bunked with two black guys. We sang Michael jackson songs at night and had food fights.

Eventually I was transferred to the good behavior dorm and there we had school 4 hours a day. During the classes we got laptops full of music and random videos. We watched Ice Age 2 in jail.

Oh, and I met one of my best friends in there. (Only idiots make friends in jail, that's for sure.) but this guy turned out to be a pretty cool dude. We still kick it all the time, and I flew over to Florida and he let me stay there for 3 weeks and we were growing pot together.

Oh and I wooped people's ass in chess AND basketball, haha. The big tough black guy that looked down on me said "i can ball, son".

And, making spread was one of the funnest because since we had no politcs, we got like 10-15 people to throw in all kinds of shit - tuna, spicy sausage, other shit. It was bomb. it was like a pate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:16:04 2014 No.5319418 >>5319409 How the fuck is it fun? Or was It just fun for you, because you had more dick in your face than you could handle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:17:04 2014 No.5319423 >>5319409 No, but you should explain how living in a cage, eating bologna, and playing spades with a bunch of morons is "fun"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:18:04 2014 No.5319427 >>5319414 That sounds pretty fun.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:18:04 2014 No.5319428

>>5319418
>>5319423

see >>5319414

Also, I was a marijuana addict at that time, and you have no idea how amazing it feels to be 3 weeks sober. I don't have the power to stop myself on the outside, so jail was beneficial in that respect. My depression and anxiety went away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:19:04 2014 No.5319432 >>5319414 You sound like an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:20:04 2014 No.5319435 >>5319414 Seems like you were in a very soft jail.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:20:04 2014 No.5319436 >>5319428 >marijuana addict >3 weeks sober see: >>5319432

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:20:04 2014 No.5319438 >>5319414 wtf I want to go to jail now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:21:04 2014 No.5319440 >>5319428 >Marijuana addict. Ok, pack it in guys, lets go home. Either trolling or genuinely retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:21:04 2014 No.5319442 >>5319197 Looks like French toast. Bacon on the side. Trust me, I know. I'm a bad cook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:22:04 2014 No.5319447 >>5319428 I started freebasing marijuana 2 months ago and last night trying banging a gram between my toes. I'm pretty scared and hope I don't OD like my cousin's friend's gf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:22:04 2014 No.5319449 >>5319436 >>5319440 if you don't think marijuana is addictive, sous vide won't help you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:23:04 2014 No.5319451 >>5319438 I've been working 7 days a week for the past 6-8 weeks and anon's description sounded like an awesome vacation right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:34:58 2014 No.5319501 File: 218 KB, 960x720, IMG_1334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Made some roasted beets with chevre and a vinaigrette.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:56:57 2014 No.5319582 >>5318122 >chopsticks on the left >what appears to be a bowl barely large enough to eat a decent amount of cereal in, let alone noodles >is that spinach? >at least the egg's cooked right 3/10 would eat and not shit up the internet with

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:00:57 2014 No.5319598 File: 1.11 MB, 640x1136, IMG_7077[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] inc screenshots of this dude's instagram he also post photos of his feet and close ups of his face

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:02:57 2014 No.5319604 >>5319598 >mushrooms, avocado, and scrambled eggs Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:02:57 2014 No.5319605 File: 987 KB, 640x1136, IMG_7078[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:02:57 2014 No.5319606 >>5319598 What is spread all over the bread? That other shit looks like oatmeal and avocado.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:03:57 2014 No.5319610 File: 1.10 MB, 640x1136, IMG_7079[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:04:57 2014 No.5319612 File: 765 KB, 640x1136, IMG_7080[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319606 could be butter. could be cream cheese could be sperm. dunno with this guy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:05:57 2014 No.5319615 File: 975 KB, 640x1136, IMG_7082[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:06:57 2014 No.5319616 File: 64 KB, 720x540, 8132510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >That pasta to sauce ratio

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:06:57 2014 No.5319618 >>5319606 It's butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:07:57 2014 No.5319619 File: 892 KB, 640x1136, IMG_7083[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:07:57 2014 No.5319621

People ask me why I don't have a cell phone as if I am crazy. I've heard many people tell me they, "couldn't live" or "wouldn't know what to do" without their cell phone.

Yeah, I'm missing out on a lot. Wish I was part of social media so I could see what some dude I sat beside in grade 6 ate for breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:08:58 2014 No.5319623 File: 742 KB, 640x1136, IMG_7084[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >claims to be genius >can't slice cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:10:57 2014 No.5319631 >>5319621 You can have a cell phone without social media.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:10:57 2014 No.5319632 File: 1.05 MB, 640x1136, IMG_7085[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:12:57 2014 No.5319636 File: 975 KB, 640x1136, IMG_7086[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] also go to tumblr and search "food porn" cunts post everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:13:57 2014 No.5319639 >>5319631 True, but I consider the need to be connected 24/7 to be part of the social media obsession.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:16:57 2014 No.5319641 >>5319636 From "the unexamined life is not worth living" to "this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:21:57 2014 No.5319650 File: 53 KB, 720x960, 1396243305170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you can't not love it though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:22:58 2014 No.5319651 >>5319623 >>5319619 Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:23:58 2014 No.5319654 >>5319619 >Salmon in a chinese marinade It looks like a shitty sunday roast...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:30:57 2014 No.5319677 File: 63 KB, 716x960, good work.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think there's baked beans underneath..

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:31:57 2014 No.5319684 >>5319616 Looks perfect to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:33:57 2014 No.5319689 >>5319677 Cheese, bacon and baked beans. What's the matter?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:33:58 2014 No.5319691 >>5318269 presentation could use work, but I would eat the fuck out of that. tomato, mushroom and wheatmeal is a god tier combo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:40:57 2014 No.5319711 >>5319689 treating it as more than a disgusting self-inflicted fatty feast. demonstrated through; fancy plates, served for two, posted on facebook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:42:57 2014 No.5319714 File: 167 KB, 966x603, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no hate just lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:44:57 2014 No.5319720 >>5319714 he spread it first, then toasted, getting the fillings to be all gooey and warm. A+

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:48:58 2014 No.5319723 File: 140 KB, 640x640, Chicken Stir Fry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some fucker on my feed made a stir fry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:49:58 2014 No.5319729 >>5319723 yeah that does look shit. other posts are fine because there's obviously an element of humour to them, but not this so much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:52:57 2014 No.5319738 >>5319723 are those.... tomatoes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:54:56 2014 No.5319741 File: 61 KB, 605x609, Ghetto Gold 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:58:56 2014 No.5319746 >>5319741 That's just sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:14:56 2014 No.5319782 >>5319723 That doesn't look bad at first but if that is fucking tomatoes... >>5319741 That's depressing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:26:56 2014 No.5319799 File: 98 KB, 612x612, 1396247191846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:29:56 2014 No.5319803 File: 1.41 MB, 280x210, bobby nope.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319799

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:32:57 2014 No.5319813 >>5319741 I know he's black, but that's really, really sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:36:56 2014 No.5319818 >>5319738 >>5319782 Looks like red capsicum to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:46:58 2014 No.5319828 >>5319738 >>5319782 I think it looks like shit too, but why the hate for tomatoes in this use? tomatoes are good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 02:49:57 2014 No.5319830 >>5319723 Pretty sure this was posted here the other day. Guy was asking to rate it. Fuck off m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:20:01 2014 No.5319872 >>5319677 That looks tasty, simple and tasty. Wouldn't brag about it though, probably took less than 20 minutes to throw together and heat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:23:00 2014 No.5319878 >>5319723 You know, I'm sure that tastes okay. Not delicious, but filling and palatable. Not particularly nice to look at in any way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:28:20 2014 No.5319895 >>5319872 yeah I agree. it's the combination of it screaming beetus, having some amount of effort put into presentation and that he made one for his SO that hurts my feelings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:34:18 2014 No.5319911 >>5319895 I agree with that. It's the kind of food you'd put on a paper plate. I honestly made those all the time in college when I was under a time-constraint of some kind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:35:18 2014 No.5319914 >>5319235 not good or bad look, just plain food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:44:18 2014 No.5319927 >>5319911 Beans on Toast with no additions is pretty god tier. Cheese is ok but i'm not a fan of bacon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:47:19 2014 No.5319929 >>5319927 In terms of paper plate student cuisine I mean, might expect more if I was paying top dollar. idk though it's pretty tasty. With some store-bought Parmesan and a 100% metal fork we could be talkin'.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 03:54:18 2014 No.5319941

>>5319927
>>5319929
I'm not a huge fan of bacon either.
At least the thin, heavily salted bacon that you'd get at a supermarket, though the thicker, sweeter strips can be tasty.

I've never even tried that.
Are we talking general baked beans, a bean spread, or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:00:19 2014 No.5319951 >>5319193 And twice cooked, you mong

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:11:22 2014 No.5319965 >>5319741 It's just ghetto fairy bread. Probably the result of scandinavia's recent "cultural enrichment"

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:15:22 2014 No.5319972 File: 1.15 MB, 2688x1520, IMAG0041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] r8 me boys, just made this last week everything from scratch

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:47:25 2014 No.5320022 >>5319972 Ignoring presentation, it looks yummy, but it's common steakhouse cuisine tier. A good, quality cut of meat is really the determine factor for what you've made.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:53:25 2014 No.5320029 >>5319972 I'm sure it tastes great, but why the hell did you put a steak in a bowl?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:57:25 2014 No.5320033 >>5320029 I have no big plates but looking back, i'd probably cook the steak for maybe a minute more rarefag here, but the inside was pretty much lukewarm I still want it to be hot, but red at the same time

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:57:25 2014 No.5320034

>>5319375
books, visiting my local courthouse incl. jail and louis theroux have taught me that jail is not fun unless you're a really fucking mindless negroid/other crew high-up with a well established outside rep.

the food seems kind of novel and tasty in a greasy mass produced way tbh. comparable to low airline food.
definitely not retarded enough to think that a jail environment and repitition wouldn't change my interests though.

on a contradictory note; fuck I want to taste pooch lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:59:25 2014 No.5320037 >>5319375 oh shit i had fun in jail too nothing to do but talk shit and watch TV not at all what it's portrayed as in movies and shit but I've only been to jail, not prison

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:59:25 2014 No.5320039 >>5320033 >rarefag Good taste. I tend to aim for a little warmer than my own body temperature in the center.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:13:25 2014 No.5320053

>>5319941
Agree and agree.
Salty, crispy slices of bacon with bread is gross to me, while streaky, sweetish or unsalty, soft bacon with Pancakes or Eggs can be yum as fuck. It just doesn't work with grilled beans on toast imo.

Yeah, regular canned baked beans. Chili beans are the far better but more expensive alternative, and canned spaghetti is the shitters' alternative.
Tinned chopped tomato, chopped onion, chopped garlic, lentils, cumin and chili powder added to kidney beans is what i've found to be the healthier, heartier, tastier and probably be cheaper meal but then again i'm not so much of a lazy/tired ass student anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:52:25 2014 No.5320094 >>5319639 and, you know, having a good job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 06:01:25 2014 No.5320110 File: 128 KB, 160x128, 1369877524685.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5318269 Looks like gourmet of a poor man

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 06:39:25 2014 No.5320149 >>5319333 to find out what's so wrong with it woman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 06:45:25 2014 No.5320158 >>5319615 what the fucks the steak knife for

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 06:50:25 2014 No.5320162 >>5320158 To eat the plastic afterwards probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 06:54:26 2014 No.5320164 >>5320110 A mentally destitute man. Child. Being.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 07:42:28 2014 No.5320215 >>5319169 you dont have to be so mad that op posted your picture. its not pure shit but actually taking a picture of it was just a dumb idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 08:16:32 2014 No.5320241 >>5319619 This post made me physically angry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:18:32 2014 No.5320339 >>5317994 >At least they're cooking their own food u're on a cooking board m8

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:19:32 2014 No.5320340

I take pictures of things I cook or things I get in restaurants from time to time. Sometimes I'll cook something and I'll want to make it again. I can use the pic to remember how much of what I put. Sometimes you just think it looks good and want a pic. When I eat in restaurants I take a picture if it looks good (esp. when I am traveling and wont be returning). Sometimes people ask what you did over the weekend and instead of describing something you can show them. I have also taken a pic to share how I'm doing with my mom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:20:33 2014 No.5320343 >>5318269 Looks terrible, but if they like it, good for them. Cheap, easy. And it can't be THAT bad. It's bread, tomato, and mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:24:32 2014 No.5320356 >>5320343 >And it can't be THAT bad. It's bread, tomato, and mushrooms. Lightly toasted bread, uncooked tinned tomatoes and raw mushrooms? Surely you jest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:29:32 2014 No.5320362 >>5319181 jeez. how hrd is it to whip up some pancakes, bake some eggs and bacon, and slap it on a plate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:31:32 2014 No.5320363 >>5319235 >this is my sister's husband and he refuses to eat anything other than meat, potatoes, and eggs problem veganshit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:31:32 2014 No.5320364 >>5320363 post a pic of ur gut plz

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:33:32 2014 No.5320368 >>5319598 >those poor eggs there really needs to be compulsory food education in schools

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:40:32 2014 No.5320376 >>5319741 What struggle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:41:32 2014 No.5320379 >>5320376 prizin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 10:01:32 2014 No.5320420 >>5320033 Sous-vide is the way forward. An hour at 48°C, and then a blowtorch or sear, and it's wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 10:18:32 2014 No.5320448 >>5320368 compulsory food education wouldn't stop people making eggs like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 12:57:07 2014 No.5320768 >>5318269 I lol'd. I'm so glad I finished my lunch before seeing this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 14:55:36 2014 No.5321114 File: 108 KB, 640x640, 1396292125316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319650 Oh fuck, that reminds me of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 14:59:35 2014 No.5321129 >>5319965 Pop tarts are unheard of in Scandinavia, to be fair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:01:35 2014 No.5321136 >>5321114 that's actually pretty fucking impressive and well presented. would devour wildy if child or consider photographing if parent at other adult's child's birthday party/10.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:12:35 2014 No.5321176 File: 89 KB, 960x640, fbslop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hi me again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:17:35 2014 No.5321195 File: 51 KB, 960x640, fbslop2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:19:36 2014 No.5321204 File: 106 KB, 1296x864, fbslop3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:23:35 2014 No.5321215 File: 206 KB, 1296x976, fbslop4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:25:35 2014 No.5321221 >>5321114 That looks good to me, what the fuck kind of home made cake decorations are you looking for

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:26:35 2014 No.5321222 File: 212 KB, 1296x864, fbslop5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:26:35 2014 No.5321223 >>5321215 Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:27:27 2014 No.5321226 >>5319371 >>5319267 It kind of looks like broth... You can see bits of tomato, onion, and celery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:28:27 2014 No.5321230 >>5321215 this probably tastes pretty good if you imagine away that ketchup and mustard or whatever that's supposed to be

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:28:27 2014 No.5321232 >>5321215 >thinking a streaky ketchup/mustard pattern on the side of the plate makes the rest of the food more aesthetically pleasing and palatable Top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:36:25 2014 No.5321252 File: 73 KB, 716x960, 1396294612111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My cousin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:40:25 2014 No.5321258 >>5319650 >>5321114 >implying this isn't box cake armoured in candy and nothing more

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:53:25 2014 No.5321274 >>5321195 i actually would eat this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:02:03 2014 No.5321573 File: 85 KB, 543x960, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll dump a couple

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:03:03 2014 No.5321577 >>5321573 i would eat the hell out of that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:04:02 2014 No.5321578 File: 60 KB, 960x543, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:05:02 2014 No.5321580 File: 84 KB, 716x960, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:06:02 2014 No.5321583 File: 92 KB, 717x960, 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] french toast hamburger buns

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:07:02 2014 No.5321586 File: 146 KB, 960x717, 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] scallops, pasta, and some orange shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:10:02 2014 No.5321590 File: 236 KB, 960x720, photo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Made this myself and also took the photo. I hate myself sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:12:02 2014 No.5321591 File: 92 KB, 640x640, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5321586

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:13:02 2014 No.5321592 File: 54 KB, 417x556, 7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5321590 looks like shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:14:03 2014 No.5321594 >>5321586 >>5321583 >>5321215 yuck and what the fuck is THIS? >>5321392

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:14:03 2014 No.5321596 File: 123 KB, 960x720, 8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:15:03 2014 No.5321598 >>5321594 wrong thing, have too many threads open. I meant this >>5321222

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:15:03 2014 No.5321599 File: 48 KB, 417x556, 9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:16:02 2014 No.5321600 >>5321583 >>5321586 >>5321590 >>5321591 >>5321596 The. worst. cook. ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:16:02 2014 No.5321601 File: 46 KB, 640x458, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5321598 1/10 would not eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:18:02 2014 No.5321605 >>5321592 this would be okay if they didn't put any of that stuff on the top

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:18:02 2014 No.5321606 File: 32 KB, 556x417, 11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:26:03 2014 No.5321619 >>5321252 potatos, pickle, cheese and shrimp?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:41:07 2014 No.5321669 >>5321601 those pizzas are dope an cheap

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:43:06 2014 No.5321678 >>5321669 >eating an entire box by yourself

>>	/ck/ Mon Mar 31 19:53:44 2014 No.5321893 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1280, stk_ck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319631 >have smart phone >never signed up for facebook or other social media garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 20:00:44 2014 No.5321907 >>5321893 >wearing your digital isolation as a point of pride So other than calling your mum, what else do you do on your phone besides candy crush?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 20:03:43 2014 No.5321912 >>5321907 Porn, duh.

/ck/ Mon Mar 31 20:10:43 2014 No.5321928
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>>5321907
what >>5321912 he said and check my e-mail look up info i might need in a hurry oh yes and lets not forget take phone calls

>digital isolation

I've seen how people present themselves on social media sites and i want no part of it

>>	Jimmy Mon Mar 31 20:31:45 2014 No.5321985 >>5319180 Confirmed for uploading that shit omelette to Facebook

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 20:44:44 2014 No.5322011 >>5319375 >Jail was fun as hell I guess you must be one of those feminine guys who likes being pounded in the ass by sociopathic alpha males. Sheesh.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:22:31 2014 No.5322282

>post food photos ~once a week on my facebook
>always try fairly hard to plate well / cook interesting things
>browsed this thread with a feeling of dread, wondering if one of my photos would be posted here

Would anyone r8 the steak I made today if I posted it?

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:24:50 2014 No.5322291

>>5322011
Maybe he is a bro and can talk to other men without being intimidated or uncomfortable. Maybe he doesn't base his opinions on Hollywood movies about jail.

>d-d-did you end up finding the VX gas and helping Sean Connery when you were in jail???

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:26:30 2014 No.5322295 >>5322282 under no circumstances should you EVER post your steak on /CK/

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:29:30 2014 No.5322303 >>5322295 But it's perfectly seared and medium in the middle. And I didn't "marinate it" in a bathroom sink either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:41:30 2014 No.5322349 >>5322303 i'd like to see it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:46:59 2014 No.5322357 >>5322303 lol that shit was hilarious last night if you wanna post it post it but IMO its never a good idea. its gonna get shit all over one way or another and nothing good comes of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:55:59 2014 No.5322380 >>5322349 >>5322357 Okay I'll upload the photo so you guys can shit on me.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 22:59:59 2014 No.5322385
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>>5322349
>>5322357

Prime filet, ~6 minutes per side on the grill after being patted dry with a generous amount of freshly ground salt / pepper.

Will post done-ness in the next photo.

Also a twice baked sweet potato (actually a yam because giant eagle can suck a fat one)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:00:59 2014 No.5322391 >>5322385 >marshmallows on a yam lol Americans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:00:59 2014 No.5322392 >>5322385

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:00:59 2014 No.5322393
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>>5322385
>>5322357
>>5322349

And the done-ness.

A little more done than I'd hope, but I keep bumping my grill time down ~30 seconds every time to increase its rareness.

Still a really juicy steak though, and the perfect thing after a long day at work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:01:59 2014 No.5322399 >>5322391 >not liking marshmallows on a yam You should try it, quite yummy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:02:01 2014 No.5322402 >>5322393 >>5322385 looks pretty good, not sure about the yam and marshmallows, but I've never tried it so I can't really say anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:03:01 2014 No.5322405 >>5322399 Yams are sweet enough. That's kind of the whole point of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:03:01 2014 No.5322406 >>5322402 I'd say I like twice baked sweet potatoes better. Just pull it out five minutes early, put on some butter, brown sugar, and marshmallows. Then bake it for another five minutes to make it all mix together. Really quite good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:11:59 2014 No.5322418 >>5322399 >>5322406 It's just wrong. That turns the yams on up a dessert and not fit for a dinner plate. And how can you eat steak after a bite full or marshmallows? I'm American myself but I completely oppose throwing sugar on to a dinner plate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:19:59 2014 No.5322431 Sometimes I cut up Snickers and Mars bars and put them on sweet potatoes. I find it helps bring out the natural sugars and is a good subtle accent.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:22:59 2014 No.5322443 >>5322418 >>5322431 Was not expecting so much opposition to the sweet (yam) honestly. Just something different and I'm often quite lazy with sides so this fits the bill.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:25:21 2014 No.5322450

>first time making frosted/iced cookies
>spent hours making the cookies, frosting them in a very amateur-like fashion with just a small foodbrush and bowls of food coloring.
>then a few hours clumsily packaging them as gifts to a few friends and SO -
>entire thing looks pretty bad, but could pass as a "cute, clumsily handcrafted with lots of love" type of thing
>thought about taking a picture for a bit

good thing i didn't. judging from /ck/s reactions, it would be material that would fit perfectly in this thread

need to get good at actually doing this so i make presentable baked goods; this was too much of an unorganized thing, even for a first time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:26:20 2014 No.5322452 >>5322450 Typically I don't post my food here because I never plate worth a shit. I'm always so ravenously hungry that I just want to eat, not take pretty pictures.

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:30:20 2014 No.5322463

>>5322443
tried to warm you bro, its always something God could come down and give CK a blowjob and half the people would be like, you didnt add ketchup WTF god get it together

IMO as long as you like it fuck em.

S. Pot with marshmallows are a common thing AFAIK esp sweet pot casserole

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:32:21 2014 No.5322477 >>5322463 >S. Pot with marshmallows are a common thing lol America

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:34:20 2014 No.5322486 >>5320363 >vegan what I guess I should reiterate. The man only eats chicken breast, well done steak, hamburgers, and fried/mashed potatoes. She only recently got him into eating some vegetables (and eggs.) I enjoy all meats and vegetables thx

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:37:20 2014 No.5322500 File: 397 KB, 502x626, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fresh off fb

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:37:20 2014 No.5322501 >>5322500 Did he find that plate in a ditch and just wipe it off on his pants before plating?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:39:20 2014 No.5322506 >>5322500 >those fucking mush potatoes Kill me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:39:20 2014 No.5322509 File: 263 KB, 499x623, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5322500 another bleh is this what happens when you get married

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:40:20 2014 No.5322514 >>5322509 Just block whoever that is. Trust me, your quality of life will improve exponentially by blocking all of the halfwits on facebook. I am down to about 4 people who actually show up on my news feed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:41:20 2014 No.5322516 >>5322509 >breakfast foods for dinner >my husband is the best lol

Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:44:21 2014 No.5322524
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>>5322514
>>5322516
I like looking at awful things. I guess it's like a trainwreck. Horrible, but I still want to look at it. Plus it gives me fodder for ck posts

not food related but here is a "baby bump" photo. I would also like to point out this person is only 22 years old. We went to school together (and the husband.) Shouldn't 20 year olds be shitposting on the internet in college, school, or working towards a career maybe? Shit, even being a neet is better than this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:48:20 2014 No.5322539 >>5322524 tits like those will never look nice again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:49:20 2014 No.5322546 File: 342 KB, 599x452, 1362344557720.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:53:20 2014 No.5322556 File: 41 KB, 720x540, 00000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:54:20 2014 No.5322560 File: 23 KB, 300x225, 1396324450487.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5322546 why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:56:20 2014 No.5322564 File: 112 KB, 960x720, 273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:56:20 2014 No.5322565 File: 65 KB, 720x960, 1395432051599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:56:20 2014 No.5322566 >>5319177 A female friend of mine told me she wanted a boyfriend who didn't shower in his underwear. Apparently that's how they do it in the pen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:56:20 2014 No.5322570 File: 437 KB, 505x791, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] #hashtags

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:57:21 2014 No.5322573 >>5319196 I give it a 6/10 for the garnish...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:59:20 2014 No.5322582 >>5322570 Cooking this is some kind of achievement?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:59:21 2014 No.5322579 >>5322564 I'd eat the hell out of that if only they seeded the fucking jalapenos

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:00:20 2014 No.5322583 >>5322570 those sad canned green beans...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:01:20 2014 No.5322593 File: 5 KB, 291x317, 1392931983304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5321215 >ketchup/mustard squiggle

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:04:20 2014 No.5322603 File: 896 KB, 824x849, 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >more cucumber than water haaaaah

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:06:20 2014 No.5322610 >>5322560 You should've seen that crazy bitch on here not so long ago, posting shit about period blood recipes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:06:20 2014 No.5322612 >>5319267 Yes, those are chile rellenos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:07:20 2014 No.5322613 File: 200 KB, 502x496, why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5322560 Tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:09:21 2014 No.5322619 >>5322613 That's just...just....I don't know what the fuck that is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:09:21 2014 No.5322621 >>5322603 > women talking about dieting > back-patting, ego-stroking, feelgoodery circle jerk fullretard.png

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:13:20 2014 No.5322630 >>5322613 Why do women do things like this? Menstruating alone is pretty disgusting, I can't imagine keeping that shit let alone using it in cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:15:20 2014 No.5322631 >>5322630 >>5322619 it's fake you clowns

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:57:25 2014 No.5322759 File: 722 KB, 973x615, 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5322621 great, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 00:59:23 2014 No.5322766 >>5322759 positivity is such a terrible thing isn't it anon? anyway, that meal doesn't look too shitty other than those 'fried' chicken strips looking pathetic

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 01:09:23 2014 No.5322791

>>5319501
constructive criticism here.

looks dope except:
why is it on two plates
why didn't you wipe the vinaigrette off the rim of the main plate

not really a problem, but I would have chiffonade the basil too, whole basil leaves are not my thing, they dominate the bite of food that they are in. I also would have slivered the beets and included grapefruit or blood orange or tangerine segments for a pointy colorful presentation, but Idonno what kind of vinaigrette you're working with... looks good though, 7/10 would buy at a restaurant, it outdoes most food posted on this board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 01:12:22 2014 No.5322800 File: 586 KB, 975x824, 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5322766 honestly i'd eat a majority of what is posted just because I won't turn down free food. I would not, however, post it on social media.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 01:18:24 2014 No.5322808 >ITT: Hi, my name's Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass: Kitchen Edition.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 01:26:23 2014 No.5322821 File: 25 KB, 500x338, ExtraCrispy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5322808

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 01:45:33 2014 No.5322844

>>5322800
I hope I am not the only one who thinks using disposable plates at home is a waste of money and makes any food instantly look 200% trashier. That is fine for a picnic or barbeque, but there is a reason we invented tableware, especially if anyone is going to photograph it, and especially if someone is just using a stainless steel fork anyway.

I would still eat that breakfast though.

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 01:59:32 2014 No.5322862

>>5322621
Fuck man, agree so hard.
This one bitch keeps posting her shitty, colour corrected/edited to hell "diet" meals. Most of them are the worst, most stereotypical mixes of almond/soy milk, nuts, seafood, dressings, colourful greens and berries in some tiny bowl or smoothie.
>PLEASE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY INGESTION
>I'M DOING IT FOR MY OWN REASONS NOT ONLINE ATTENTION AND EXCLUSIVELY VAIN SATISFACTION

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 02:04:33 2014 No.5322867 >>5322800 what the fuck is that disgusting blob on the left

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 02:15:32 2014 No.5322881 >>5319618 i'm going to puke

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 02:22:30 2014 No.5322890 >>5321573 not too bad, i'd take out the mandarin oranges though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 02:23:30 2014 No.5322893 >>5321606 literally cannot tell what any of that is

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 02:26:31 2014 No.5322897 >>5320356 >Lightly toasted bread >Lightly nigga that is subjectively the best way at the absolute worst. at least with "toast" sliced wheatmeal/wholegrain/white loaves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 02:30:30 2014 No.5322912 File: 18 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5321573 >blatantly intentionally displaying commercial dressing bottle

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 02:52:34 2014 No.5322942 I mean.... the only time people living in my country post food on facebook was when, for example, their daughter baked a cupcake or some shit. Just how desperate for attention ARE people in the US, do you litterally have nothing to do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 02:59:34 2014 No.5322947 >>5322942 It is just a trend of narcissism. Our reality-television and Facebook culture encourage it, and socialite gossipy types just eat it up. Everyone wants to be a celebrity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 03:15:34 2014 No.5322966 File: 189 KB, 500x599, 1390364556754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319347 This is the sort of meal my ex would have made for me and be so proud of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 03:27:54 2014 No.5322977 File: 86 KB, 600x803, instagram.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5317985

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 05:01:17 2014 No.5323072 File: 337 KB, 500x208, 1396342868485.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5318269 >>5319113 >>5319181 >>5319598 >>5319605 >>5319612 >>5319615 >>5319619 >>5319741 >>5322500 >>5322509 >>5322613 >>5322800

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 05:34:05 2014 No.5323108 >>5322844 *Breffus

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 05:34:05 2014 No.5323109 >>5319972 Fries look good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 10:28:10 2014 No.5323460 >>5322570 >buttered toast Get some dinner rolls you btoke ass nigger!!

>>	Lumen !iiSURE90Gg Tue Apr 1 10:39:14 2014 No.5323473 >>5322800 Oh my fucking god what did he do to that biscuit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 10:51:05 2014 No.5323494 >>5322603 Seriously. This bitch seriously needs flavoured water. Water is fucking delicious, it does not need flavouring. Anyone who thinks water "tastes bad" or "tastes like nothing" should be euthanized and their descendants also.

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 11:00:06 2014 No.5323508

many of these things look absolutely fine. /ck/ likes to judge things it's never seen before when they aren't photographed very well.

i post food photos on facebook every now and then but only when it's something cool i came up with, not just some bachelor food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 11:52:13 2014 No.5323639 >>5323494 Why are you so mad for no reason? You didn't even see the fact that more people than you think have shitty pipelines at their home and entire city sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 11:53:15 2014 No.5323644 >>5322570 >candles with lights still on >"by candlelight"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 13:50:07 2014 No.5323881 >>5323494 They're told adding fruit and veggies to water has a detox/diuretic effect. I made an apple cinnamon water before. Tasty, but no effect. This is just a way to trick people into drinking more water. If it works, it works.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 14:06:07 2014 No.5323901 >>5323494 I like water but this place near my house has free water and they throw in strawberries or kiwi. The shit tastes pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 14:09:08 2014 No.5323905 >>5323901 I stayed at a hotel that had complimentary water for the guests in the lobby. Shit had mangos, cantelope and honey dew in it. It was amazing.

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 15:37:08 2014 No.5324050
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>>5322610
yes, but WHYYYYYYYYY??

Look, I could understand if they could prove that there was some health benefit to eating it. They'd still be sick fucks in my opinion, but i'd accept it.

What is the purpose?Shit like 'cakes of light' just seems like gross for the sake of gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 15:50:08 2014 No.5324087 >>5324050 What the fuck did I just read

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 15:55:07 2014 No.5324101 >>5324087 Girl Guides are the Devil's harbingers, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 15:57:07 2014 No.5324107 >>5324101 Sometimes I really hate people. They're fucking girl scouts. Do people actually believe this shit???

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 15:58:07 2014 No.5324111 >>5319113 literally

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:10:07 2014 No.5324129 >>5324107 I think its funny they implied the girl-scouts are the ones baking the cookies at so called 'production camps'

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:12:07 2014 No.5324132 >>5322570 >it was the bomb.com I will use this forever

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:14:07 2014 No.5324133 >>5324107 Yes they do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:22:07 2014 No.5324147 I remove from my timeline everybody who puts photos of their food. I delete and block people who put pictures of food that are already bitten or even worse, pictures with them with their fucking slobby mouths full

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:29:07 2014 No.5324153 File: 114 KB, 202x233, 1357369831834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5319616 oh god I can smell it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:20:07 2014 No.5324214 File: 94 KB, 720x960, 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I come bearing more

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:21:07 2014 No.5324216 >>5324132 It's so old slowpoke

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:23:07 2014 No.5324220 File: 62 KB, 720x540, 14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:24:07 2014 No.5324221 File: 45 KB, 540x720, 15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:25:07 2014 No.5324223 File: 45 KB, 540x720, 16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:27:45 2014 No.5324226 File: 77 KB, 540x720, 17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cupcakes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:42:44 2014 No.5324263 >>5324223 ye second cup nigga knows whats good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:45:44 2014 No.5324272 >>5324214 I bet that drizzle on top is Sriracha.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:49:45 2014 No.5324285 File: 193 KB, 640x640, 1396388961215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >work in kitchen >make bacon profit!

>>	88889342 2 Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:55:44 2014 No.5324306 File: 126 KB, 612x612, 1396389355242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ate this abomination of a pizza this summer, finished all but the crust and some fries, love swedish pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:02:44 2014 No.5324330 File: 24 KB, 464x400, 1350709472159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5324306 >love swedish pizza If I was Swedish I'd be fucking offended to be put in that box. That is probably the worst topping, and execution I have ever seen.

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:14:45 2014 No.5324355

>>5321230
>>5321232
>>5322593
>ketchup/mustard

Get the fuck off this board or fix your shitty monitors. That is CLEARLY not mustard. It looks nothing like mustard. That's probably some type of mayo or other similar sauce and that red stuff looks grainy enough to almost surely be sriracha.

Synth Tue Apr 1 18:16:44 2014 No.5324362
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I just saw this shit on my wall.
Aparently it's chicken soup and chicken.
It looks like an undercooked sloppy wreck.
I'd be surprised if she didn't get salmonella eating this garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:35:45 2014 No.5324410 I feel like a lot of these look worse than they really are because of bad photography and lighting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:49:45 2014 No.5324428 >>5324355 Woah, I thought chicken was roasted eggplants and soup was salad with too much vinaigrette or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:52:45 2014 No.5324435 >>5324220 Laughed so hard. One of the worst platings ever, including all the shit in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 19:01:45 2014 No.5324454 >>5324147 >Facebook is serious guys You're a loser for having Facebook, let alone ranking people based on the insignificant things they post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 19:02:45 2014 No.5324460 >>5324362 its clearly leftovers you never had leftover chicken look like that?

>>	Synth Tue Apr 1 19:13:45 2014 No.5324494 >>5324460 No. She was proud of cooking this for lunch today. Why she used a proper bowl for one thing and not the other, I have no clue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 19:59:26 2014 No.5324582 >>5321252 Your cousin is ugly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 20:03:26 2014 No.5324602 >>5324362 shit looks fine man, you are full of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 20:32:59 2014 No.5324687 >>5319152 Those are cute I'd love if a qt girl baked those for me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 20:58:48 2014 No.5324741 >>5321573 oh fuck i thought that bottle said "cumshots" for a second oh my fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:03:48 2014 No.5324752 >>5319271 >judging someone's entire character by their food choices k

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:14:06 2014 No.5324771

you guys have your heads so far up your asses

a lot of these look decent, if not altogether appetizing; amazing, no, but these are your average every-day people. but i guess i understand if participating in elitist circle-jerks on the internet is the only thing that helps you sleep at night.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:15:06 2014 No.5324775 File: 109 KB, 720x960, 1396401354908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ugh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:18:06 2014 No.5324784 File: 139 KB, 640x779, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Meal one.. 1/4 cup of oats four eggs a bit of peanut butter and some Peper .." This guy thinks he's being /fit/ by eating vomit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:23:06 2014 No.5324799 >>5324771 Thanks for your understanding. Pleb

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:25:06 2014 No.5324806 >>5324775 What the fuck is that meat monstrosity? I-it is meat right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:26:07 2014 No.5324808 >>5324799 nevermind, i refuse to understand anybody who uses the word "pleb."

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:27:07 2014 No.5324811 >>5324808 >>5324771 >being a pleb who willingly eats slop I only live 100 years on this earth, i'm sure as hell not going to eat watery freezer chicken and scrambled eggs with ketchup for any of my precious meals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:28:07 2014 No.5324815 >>5324775 Yeah was is that brick of mystery meat? Also, wtf is wrong with the asparagus...is that salt?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:30:07 2014 No.5324817 >>5324784 and I bet the comments read "MMMmmmm"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:31:07 2014 No.5324821 >>5324771 >elitist circle-jerks Top kek. That's exactly why these fags post their pictures on facebook in the first place.

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:41:07 2014 No.5324842
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>>5324817

One guy commented
>Thats fucking dirty lol rank combo especially with peanut butter dirt?!!

His reply:
>good food =good life

Here's another one captioned:
>A good chicken stew with a veg after a good day at the gym .. better than chicken an rice all the time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:44:09 2014 No.5324856 File: 135 KB, 640x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5324842 Round 3: >Second meal of the day . 1 pack of mince .six egg whites. 1tin of chopped tomatoes. 150 grams of brown rice and a pint of water to wash it down with

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:47:09 2014 No.5324861

>>5324821

yeah no, you're probably projecting. they're probably just satisfied with what they made and want to share it with others... see the difference? they're posting because they are excited and want to share; you're knocking it down and ridiculing it because you need to put others down to feel good about yourself. see the difference?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:49:09 2014 No.5324866 File: 1.97 MB, 154x273, 1391583922490.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5324842 >>5324856 This whole thread man. I just don't get it, unless you're a photographer, or a chef...why? why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:50:09 2014 No.5324870 >>5324861 So which one of these photos is yours?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:51:09 2014 No.5324873 >>5324870 >implying i can't defend others you must be intolerably selfish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:54:09 2014 No.5324883 File: 35 KB, 375x375, 1392514779022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5324873 You're cute. At lest tell me which one of these meals is yours so we can all see why you're so upset.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 22:03:11 2014 No.5324903 >>5324883 sure, assume whatever you want. pick one and point and screech like a monkey, and i'll be smiling with the satisfaction that as long as you waste your life ridiculing others you'll never be happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 22:07:11 2014 No.5324914 File: 158 KB, 289x307, cat_wink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5324903

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 22:10:11 2014 No.5324916 File: 121 KB, 768x1024, 1391463929777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5324914

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 22:17:12 2014 No.5324930 File: 174 KB, 640x484, 1396405022071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5324771 >>5324808 >>5324861 >>5324873 >>5324903

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 22:31:14 2014 No.5324964 I came for shitty food. I got it plus some severe and bitter buttpain. Good thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 00:22:41 2014 No.5325266 >>5317985 This youtube channel. https://www.youtube.com/user/DerHerpaDerpDerp

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