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Hey guys, about to run to Chipotle.

I'm thinking about what I want to get this time. What would you get?

>> No.5309157

>>5309144
>I'm thinking about what I want to get this time.
Dubs

>> No.5309159

overpriced American food with a side of failed viral marketing

>> No.5309160

I would probably get a wholesome carnitas burrito bowl with free range, antibiotic-free hormone-free ethically raised animals, brown rice and pinto beans.

Since it is lunch time, I would not get a premium margarita with Patron™ Tequila. That is for when I get Chipotle as a treat, which I often do, because it is superior to ordinary fast food (that is why they call it Fast Casual, and rightly so).

I would probably also splurge and spend $2 extra on fresh made guacamole with real avocados. I know it $2 may seem like a small fortune, but you have to understand that you are paying for quality. It's not about the dollar signs, it's about value. If you want some cheap processed garbage, you can go to the competition.

>> No.5309166

>>5309144
qdoba

>> No.5309170

if i'm feeling like a fatty i get a burrito with brown rice, black beans, steak, sour cream, cheese and a side of guac.

if healthy, i get a bowl with black beans, no rice, fajita veggies, chicken, pico, green sauce, guac and lettuce.

>>5309160

this has to be a troll

>> No.5309172

>>5309160
Hey that sounds pretty good, Anon... double steak for me though! I need a meal fit for a hungry guy. ;)

>> No.5309173

>>5309166
Yes

FUCK Shitpotle

>> No.5309254

>>5309144
Triple the fillers and extra cheese please.

>> No.5309271

>>5309170

people just love to shitpost that every chipotle thread is viral marketing

>> No.5309272

>>5309160
>that is why they call it Fast Casual
"They" can call it whatever "they" want. I all it shite.

>> No.5309395
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5309395

Sofritas tacos.

Black beans, brown rice, peppers and onions, sofritas, pico de gallo, corn salsa, lettuce.

>> No.5309688

>>5309160
>The viral marketing is strong with this one

>> No.5309712

I went to the Chipotle in London, it was extremely mediocre.

I don't know what you americans see in it.

>> No.5309715

>>5309144
i'd pick up my check for shilling for chipotle on /ck/ everyday for years. how about you, op? or do you just do it for the free avacado?

>> No.5309733

>>5309144
I was there yesterday. Steak bowl with everything.

Then I walked to the utensils, got a few forks and spoons and about 2 inches of napkins.

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