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ITT: your single favorite fast food item, pic is mine.

>> No.5305452
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Jimmy John's Gargantuan, Xtra "Free" Everything.

>> No.5305456

I don't eat fast food because I am not a manchild who gave up on life.

>> No.5305459
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5305459

op again, close second is checkers baconzilla

>> No.5305462

>>5305452

Jimmy John's is fucking shit though.

I can barely even tolerate that garbage when I get it for free through catered events.

>> No.5305464
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>>5305456
oh, so you're an annoying person who tries too hard to impress others since having no friends and tries too hard to make people believe you have a life since having no life.

>> No.5305465

>>5305452
what makes me mad is how the fillings slide around on the inside

someone needs to make a wrapper that keeps it tight together

>> No.5305471
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>>5305452
As in this.

>> No.5305474

>>5305462

You're mom's ass a shit.

>>5305465

When you're as drunk as I usually am (I only ever order delivery while drunk), it's just a glorious god damn hot mess.

>> No.5305477

>>5305464
My, you have quite the fast food defense mechanism.

is it because you are overweight, uneducated, and poor and fast food represents a cheap and convenient source of calories with minimal human interaction?

Or is it because you are overweight, uneducated, and poor and the massive fast food marketing ploys have deceived you into an odd filial sense of loyalty?

>> No.5305483

>>5305474

But Jimmy Johns is literally terrible.

I could shit out a better sandwich than them.

>> No.5305505

>>5305443
Grilled Stuft Nacho

Rest in peace, old friend.

>> No.5305518

>>5305483

Jimmy Johns is great, especially great drunk food.

Stop being a little bitch. You must be insufferable in real life.

>> No.5305534

>>5305518

>Jimmy Johns
>great

Kek

>> No.5305539

>>5305462
Agreed. I'll eat there on occasion because it's the least offensive fast food for the price, but I really don't get why people rave about them. You have to order peppers just to get any flavor at all on them. And even Subways knows more about sandwich construction.

>> No.5305542

>>5305534

>he posts online
>on an anonymous image board
>all day
>he thinks he's a chef
>would be lucky to wash dishes in a chinese restaurant
>he spends his time complaining about food
>that he isn't forced to eat
>on an anonymous image board

>> No.5305543

>>5305539

When Subways is seen as the "superior sandwich" there is something seriously wrong with your chain.

>> No.5305547 [DELETED] 

>this guy getting anally annihilated because Jimmy Johns is sub pond scum tier food

BTFO
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>> No.5305553

>>5305539
>>5305543
>>5305547

>ITT: insufferable autists who have no friends because they bitch 24/7 about where they're eating

>> No.5305560

>>5305553
>they don't like my favorite chain! Quick, better retaliate by making up things about their social lives and eating habits!

>> No.5305561

>>5305553
shut up fag

>> No.5305564

>>5305547
>this guy tried stealing Jimmy John's bread from the dumpsters and got his ass kicked by the manager

>> No.5305565

>>5305553

>this guy who wants to settle for the highest degree mediocrity possible

Might as well just eat cardboard instead. About as nutritious and probably tastes better.

>> No.5305566

>>5305564

>implying Jimmy Johns bread is even worth half a shit

I wouldn't even eat it for free fresh out of an oven when I could make it myself and it'd be about 1000x better.

>> No.5305567

>>5305560
>>5305561
>>5305565

Ohhh, we have a trio of food autists who spend their time complaining to a circlejerk about popular food that they "hate" because it's mainstream.

You guys are hilarious.

>> No.5305575

>>5305566
>I could make it myself

No you couldn't.

>> No.5305576

>>5305566

Cool faggot, but are you going to sell it to me on my lunchbreak? Or when I come back drunk from the bars?

No? Then I don't give a fuck. Leave your basement some day.

>> No.5305584

>>5305567

>popular food

Max kek.

You know what else is popular, Dance Moms and American Idol.

Jimmy Johns is the Dance Moms of food, completely intolerable yet persistent because people are too lazy to get anything about the lowest hanging fruit

>> No.5305589

>>5305575
>>5305576

>implying bread is hard to make
>implying I would willingly pay even $1 for anything that was inside a Jimmy Johns

>> No.5305593

>>5305567
>my previous comment fell flat! Better try the same thing again, m-maybe it will work this time

>> No.5305602

>>5305589

>implying I give a fuck about what your autistic ass will do

Jimmy Johns is great because they sell me sandwiches when I really want them conveniently. Some of us don't sit in the house all day.

>>5305584

>he hates things because they're popular

Be careful with that edge, you might cut yourself. When do you turn 21?

>> No.5305601

Dairy Queen flamethrower is good when I am drunk. 2 single cheese and a 10 piece from mack donalls is good other wise. Again when im drunk.

>> No.5305612

>>5305602

>implying I don't work
>implying you didn't completely misunderstand my analogy refuting your "it's popular, so it's good" arguement

O am I laffin.

>> No.5305615

>>5305589
>implying bread is hard to make

I wasn't implying that at all. I'm implying that you're a retard, and could not make bread.

>> No.5305619

>>5305615

If Jimmy Johns employees can make "bread" then surely any anyone capable of posting here can as well.

>> No.5305620

>>5305612
>implying I don't work

>he thinks clicking a mouse and pressing buttons on a controller constitute "work"

>> No.5305625

>>5305612

>he pretends he has a job
>on an anonymous image board
>to hide his insecurities
>after getting upset over a sandwich

>> No.5305628

>>5305620

>not knowing how greentext works

Time to leave and start your next shift at Jimmy Johns m8.

>> No.5305629

>>5305619

Jimmy John's employees don't make the bread, you stupid fuck. They just bake it.

>> No.5305631

>>5305625

>implying anyone here is upset about a sandwich besides this fratbro desperately defending the shittiest sandwich chain possibly on the entire planet

>> No.5305633
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>>5305628
>not knowing how greentext works

>implying I care

>> No.5305640

>>5305631
>shittiest sandwich chain possibly on the entire planet

That's not Subway.

>> No.5305641

>>5305631

pssst....the guy upset here is you. Everyone else is just posting stuff they like.

>> No.5305644

>>5305640

At least subway can create a sandwich with more than 3 pieces of lettuce and a piece of really wet turkey.

Even if subway ingredients are completely shit, at least they give you enough to make the sandwich look like it isn't just a piece of bread with nothing in it.

>> No.5305651

Mc Donalds apple pie

>> No.5305663

>>5305644
i disagree, when i order subway i always have to order LIGHT veggies and EXTRA meat and cheese, cause they jew that shit so hard. i've also never had jimmy johns.

>> No.5305665
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I don't think I have any vice greater than that of the glorious red beans and rice. After eating it I just feel good.

>> No.5305673

>>5305644
> at least they give you enough to make the sandwich look like it isn't just a piece of bread with nothing in it.

They literally give you two onions, two pickles, two olives, and one small piece of lettuce. You have to continually prod them and say "More, more, more, GOD DAMN IT MORE". Ask any Subway employee, the managers and store tell them to literally put nothing on the sub. The managers even get pissy when they hear customers asking for "more" or extra.

Jimmy John's puts a metric fuck ton of toppings on just by standard. And they taste infinitely superior to Subshit.

>> No.5305678

>>5305673

>comparing dog shit to cow shit

Truly sad.

Next you'll tell me quiznos is the holy grail of sandwiches.

>> No.5305696

>>5305673

> just by standard

6-8 peppers
10-12 onions
heaping tablespoon of mayo
2 teaspoons avocado

that's the standard, but everyone's too stoned or hungover to care.

>> No.5305709

>>5305678
>Next you'll tell me quiznos is the holy grail of sandwiches.

That isn't Cousins.

>> No.5305713

>>5305443
Burger King Chicken Fries

And now they're gone. Gone forever.

>> No.5305758

>>5305713

oh my god nobody gives a fuck about your mechanically-separated chicken product stick. it is literally the same thing as any other chicken nugger but shaped into thin rectangular prism form instead of standard flat round nugger

>> No.5305768

Moe's chicken quesadilla with some pico, and sour cream in it. A cup of queso. Lots of chips. And mellow yellow.

perfect for a long working lunch away from the office.

>> No.5305818

>>5305443
I absolutely must get one of those after a couple of drinks in the evening. TB tastes like shit in general, but something about the texture of that thing...

>> No.5305965

>>5305713
vomit

>> No.5305969
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When I die I wanna die in the potato fields of Idaho

>> No.5305970
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Boom. Chicken and waffles, baby.

>> No.5305972

>>5305459

I wanna devour the shit outta those fries

>> No.5305981
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Anything off their menu, but especially mini corn dogs w/ curly fries and a frozen lemonade

>> No.5305985

>>5305477
>b-b-but anon you can make everything yourself, but cheaper!
>if you go to the store and pay for enough stuff to make a dozen hamburgers they cost half as much per hamburger!
I don't want a dozen hamburgers, though. I want ONE. I like to eat junk food once in a while, not for 3-4 days straight.
>but
>but
>but
>but
If you want a good fucking reason, I used to be extremely overweight. I also had morbidly obese parents. I eat right, but shit junk food tastes good to me because I was raised on it, so I eat it once every couple of months. I eat my fill and go back to egg casseroles, protein shakes, and pre-portioned meat and veggie dishes.

>> No.5305983
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KFC Tower Burger
it's pretty fucking good in the scheme of shitty fast food.

can't beat falafel kebabs for me though.

>> No.5305986
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fuckers.

>> No.5306004

This has to have been the funniest thread on /ck/ in ages. I haven't laughed this hard on this board in a long time. The shear amount of anger in a thread that was supposed to celebrate favorite foods was too much. Thanks, guys.

>> No.5306051

>>5305983

HOW IN THE FUCK

IS KFC NOT SELLING THIS SHIT IN AMERICA

IT'S LIKE THEY HATE MAKING MONEY OR SOMETHING

>> No.5306059
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>>5305459
>>5305972

Yeah buddy

>> No.5306080

This with Cheese Fries.

>> No.5306082
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>>5306080
Forgot pic.

>> No.5306101
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Wendy's artesian bacon egg and cheese breakfast sammich.

>> No.5306130

>>5306082
I had a layover at O'Hare and damn it, if I was passing through I sure as shit wasn't going to not get a Chicago Dog.

>> No.5306171

>>5306101

Which artist made them?

>> No.5306657

>>5305462
Why are you being such a bitch about it?

>> No.5306675

>>5306171
Anne

You know you've made it big in the world when you're known by one name.

>> No.5306760
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>>5305443

>> No.5306953

>>5306080
>>5306082
portillos hot dog with everything cheese fries and a coke

>> No.5306992
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>>5306171

>> No.5307072

>>5305969
I love you

>> No.5307203
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>>5306657

>> No.5307257

>>5306760
cejrowski wykurwiaj

>> No.5307263
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simply epic

>> No.5307264

>>5305452

it ends up tasting like nothing, though. 4 different meats, provolone, mayo, tomato, cucumbers, ;ettuce, onions, cherry peppers, dijon, vinaigrette, and oregano and EXTRA all of the freebs? you're just gorging, there is nothing genuinely pleasing about all that.

>> No.5307269

>>5307264

my bad, FIVE different meats.

someone ordered that shit with bacon and extra turkey today. i don't even.

>> No.5307278
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im not black

>> No.5307282

>>5307278
you wish

>> No.5307323
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>>5306082
That's a great hot dog!

Mine is in my picture. It was only $1 and has free, fresh veggies you can put on, as the picture shows

You just cant beat it!

>> No.5307334

>>5307323
God I love Exxon hot dogs

>> No.5307379

>>5305983
add the supercharge sauce and pepper mayo sauce and you have one hell of a burger

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>>5305456
>currently on 4chan

>not an annoying manchild

>> No.5307394

>>5307263
that looks like an alien life form when you zoom in.

a delicious alien.

>> No.5307405

Whataburger A1 burger. Hardly get it though, the buger plus fries and drink costs ~11 dollars after I add an extra pattie, cheese, and make make it large.

>> No.5307445
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Deli sandwiches.

>>5305452
This one included. Load it with hot peppers.

>> No.5307469

>>5307264
>it ends up tasting like nothing, though.

It ends up tasting like turkey, ham, capicola, salami, roast beef, all of which compliment each other, and then a delicious and generous amount of veggies which compliment each other nicely.

>there is nothing genuinely pleasing about all that.

Try it stoned or drunk. It's pure bliss.

>> No.5307592

>>5307469
If someone needs to be inebriated to enjoy a sandwich, it is not a very good sandwich.

>> No.5307595

>>5307592

that.

>> No.5307751

My favorite used to be the hearty breakfast bowl at Jack in the Box, right now it's probably the Slam Dunk Roast Beef sandwich at Eegee's. It's just a French dip au jus with a shitty name but it's pretty good for fast food. I think it's only available for a limited time though, so that's a shame.

>> No.5307755

blt ranch wraps & hushpuppies from Cookout

>> No.5307774

>>5305443
McDonald's Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger, with their sweet and sour sauce.
when I first tried it at a friend's house it was really good and I eat it every now and again.
It is literally the only thing I go to Mcdonalds for.

>> No.5307894

>>5307263
whopper jr > mcdouble. just minus pickles and plus cheese.

>> No.5308029
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McGangBang.

>> No.5308045

>>5308029
Remove the inner buns. Eat them later like toast.

>> No.5308104

>>5306101

Wendy's does breakfast now?

>Not at my location

Fuck

>> No.5308108

McDonald's Double Filet-O-Fish.

>> No.5308143
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this mother fucker right here with curley fries and a large dr. pepper

>> No.5308178

>>5305459
mah nigga
rallys/checkers is da bomb

>> No.5308188

>>5306082
You're my hero. (not the sandwich you presumptuous faggot)

>> No.5308645

>>5307894
I don't like meat in Burger King. Something doesn't taste right in it for me. Some plastic shit.

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>> No.5308704
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Been my fav since I was a kid....I also like mr heros roman burger.

>> No.5308780

>>5305456
>I am not a manchild who gave up on life

Okay but you're on 4chan and on the food board of all things.

>> No.5308797

>>5305443
Local fast-food joint's Halibut Sandwich.
Big ass piece of deep-fried halibut with lettuce and tartar sauce with fries(think mcdonlads large serving) and a 20oz drink for $6. That or a burger with fries&drink is $5.

A hell of alot better than anything else available in town(aside from making shit myself).

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Lecker Käselaugenstange

>> No.5308980
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Oh how I miss them...

>> No.5308991

>>5308980
Miss what? Pencil-thin chicken strips? These were nothing special...

>>5308029
>This is the only right way to make a McGangBang.

>>5308104
Let's hope Taco Bell's foray into breakfast strikes others to do the same. Everyone wins with that.

>> No.5308996

>>5308991
BK Chicken Fries were nothing special but fast food breakfast is? Ohohohoho