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What is good Wiccan food? What do Wiccan's eat? I have Wiccan neighbors who have just moved in and want to make them feel welcome.

>> No.5298470

>>5298468
Newts and toads.

>> No.5298469

According to Google images Wiccan food is pork chops and apples.

>> No.5298479

wiccans arn't real. its religious cosplay

>> No.5298485

>>5298468
I like pizza, personally.

>> No.5298486

>>5298479
Christians aren't real. It is the original social networking scheme.

>> No.5298491

>>5298485
Judging by the average Wiccan, a lot of them like pizza and burgers. And Cheetos.

>> No.5298501

>>5298491
mtn dew

>> No.5298506

>>5298491
Pizza and the occasional burger, yeah. Cheetos are disgusting.

>> No.5298507

>>5298468
period blood

>> No.5298555

>>5298468
Milksteak.

>> No.5298558

Each other's pussies

>> No.5298572

>>5298506
Flaming hot Cheetos are dangerously good. And legitimately dangerous to your digestive system.

>> No.5298578

>>5298507
You're thinking of hipsters. While hipsters can be wiccan, the two are not frequently paired.

>> No.5298577

>>5298555
And jelly beans

>> No.5298605
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5298605

Take normal food and decorate it to look as tacky as possible.

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>>5298605
Wiccans dress like persians. Or Emos/goths (same shit)

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5298705

What would everyone's favorite witch eat? She carried around wine glasses alot.

>> No.5298719

>>5298468
feed them babies

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>> No.5298732

>>5298722
If the penguin and Robert smith had a child

>> No.5298782

You could just go over and ask your neighbor, what they like to eat or what do they prefer to eat

>> No.5298821
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>>5298705

>> No.5298828

Look for locally grown, natural and organic ingredients, but first of all ask them if they have any dietary restrictions of their own. Wiccans are largely plagued by the same disorders as the general populace, such as allergies, obesity or veganism.

In-season food is also a good idea. I think assburgers are almost in season, so you could look up what Jacques Pepin does with them on youtube. That guy knows how his stuff.

>> No.5298846

>>5298468

>Wanting your freak neighbors to feel welcome

Bad idea, anon. Bad idea.

>> No.5298857

>>5298828
Considering most Wiccans that aren't the 2edgy mallgoth teenager variety are hippies and tend to prefer local and organic food, this isn't terrible advice apart from durrhurr assburgers.

>> No.5298868

That depends, are they creepy teenage goth wiccans that smoke and fuck all the time, or are they old weird hippy vegans that probably sell pot out of their van that runs on vegetable oil?

>> No.5298880 [DELETED] 

>>5298486
*tips fedora*

>> No.5298882

>>5298868
In either case, a nice pound cake would probably go over nicely.

>> No.5298919

>>5298468
I would assume white trash food... maybe white trash recipes made with organic ingredients...

make a tuna noodle casserole with organic peas or something

>> No.5299093

Asian food.
The common point between Lemonfaces and Wiccans is that they are evil and have no soul. So they have the same culinar tastes.

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>>5298857
Nigger, please. Assburger season is the high point of every spring.

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>>5298857
>Considering most Wiccans that aren't the 2edgy mallgoth teenager variety
>mfw you just described a grill I know
why the fuck are some people so shallow and predictable?

>> No.5299177

>>5298614
I don't know why I have a thing for girls like this. She looks socially awkward but fun to be around, too bad this picture's over a decade old.

>> No.5299330

>>5299177
She has the face of Genghis Khan or John Rhys-Davies. If your dick gets hard over that, you need to have a very honest discussion with yourself.

>> No.5299355

>>5299330
Girl on left

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>> No.5299676

>>5299561
Nigga you best not be hatin' on Triscuits

>> No.5299681

>>5299561
c'mon leave the triscuits out of this

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>>5298469

Also avocado sandwiches apparently.

>> No.5299892

>>5298479
>wiccans arn't real. its religious cosplay
The organization is cosplay, made up, and everyone "into it" has serious mental desires to be powerful. Most are rape victims and abused as children. Sad but true.

But, evil is real. And, fucking around with something you don't know a hell of a lot about has negative consequences. People freely inviting and invoking evil into their house, bad with the good. Scary. They may seem like great people to you, but you should be very careful to keep yourself covered in prayer. Don't bring home any of that unleashed crap into your house. I wouldn't go visiting them with any foodstuffs. You should have enough friends in your life without acting desperate to new neighbors worked up in the occult. First and foremost, they have mental problems, the kind that would fuck with you disrespectfully.

>> No.5299978

>>5299892
4/10
i lol'd a bit, try harder next time christfag

>> No.5300026

>>5299892
this.

>> No.5300270

>>5299978
While his blatant Christianity is admittedly grating he's right on one thing. It's not real , it was started by a man who wanted a context to legitimize his extramarital affair. Also wiccans tend to know jack shit when it comes to /x/ stuff so bad things tend to happen

>> No.5300277

>>5300270
>it was started by a man
/religion

>> No.5300286

from what I can gather having had a few friends who were wiccan in high school they eat whatever. It seems to be just a bunch of fat chicks who love recycling.

>> No.5300719

>>5298614
>Wiccans dress like persians. Or Emos/goths (same shit)

I don't know what Persians you hang around with, but I usually wear a dress shirt and slacks. Tie is optional, depends on whether I'm meeting any trade representatives or corporate dudes.

>> No.5300788

>>5299892
*tips old book*