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5296445 No.5296445 [Reply] [Original]

So I just tried a pepperoni pizza dipped in ranch dressing and I gotta say: it actually works.

The cool creaminess of the ranch complements the spicy salty pepperoni perfectly. And it was a good way to finish off the crust too.

>> No.5296449
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>actually eating fat girl ketchup

>> No.5296470
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Pizza delivery driver here.

I jack off on any pizza order that explicitly requests dipping sauce without even querying our tip/no-tip database. The type of subhuman who enjoys slathering ranch on a pizza can't possibly be a good tipper.

You animals disgust me.

>> No.5296474

>>5296470

probably bait, but

>masturbates on pizzas
>calls other people subhuman

>> No.5296480

>>5296474
Yeah, that was bait. Hold still, lemme get the hook out.

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>>5296470
>our tip/no-tip database

to the guy who responded to this seriously and said "probably bait": Come on faggot, there's something called a "joke"

>> No.5296487 [DELETED] 

It goes even better with well done rib eye.

>> No.5296491

It tastes even better on well done rib eye steak.

>> No.5296492

>>5296470

you're a delivery driver

get a real job with real concerns

delivery driver.

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>>5296449
>fat girl ketchup
Always reminds of my that fat girl who was obsessed with horses and snitched like a cunt. We all had one throughout school.

Ranch dressing. Not even once.

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>>5296470
>Pizza delivery driver
>Drives own personal vehicle
>Pays for increased insurance coverage
>Paid minimum wage plus tips

Let me guess, you were voted "Most likely to succeed" in high school.

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>>5296474
>>5296492
>>5296520

Good fucking god /ck/ is stupid

>> No.5296528

>>5296492

then who would deliver your pizzas, bitch?

>> No.5296550

>>5296520
When I was delivering Chinese food in high school, I was making $15-20 an hour after buying gas and a pack of cigarettes. I don't know about the "insurance premiums" you're on about and I really only drove about 100 miles MAX a day.

Granted, I do know that the pizza guys did have higher volume with worse tips.