Pizza

[Anonymous No.5287371]

>Order delivery from Papa John's
>It's freezing cold outside; 50 mph wind
>Delivering to remote address on the outskirts of their delivery zone
>"Okay, sir, that's $11.91 plus tip."
>plus tip
>he thinks I'm going to pay him extra money just for doing the job he is already paid to do
>tell him, "I'm not fucking tipping, are you kidding? You want a tip, kid? Here's a tip: Get a better fucking job!"
>grab the pizza and throw a $10 and two $1's on the ground
>slam the door in his face
>hear him say "Pff, whatever you asshole."
>report him to his manager
>he got fired
>MFW

[Anonymous No.5287374]

always these fake piza threads
why

[Anonymous No.5287375]

literal 0/10

[Anonymous No.5287376]

>>5287374
Cancer metastasized from /b/

[Anonymous No.5287380]

>>5287374
it's the same fucking guy every time

he always posts some story about being an asshole to pizza people with some fucking picture of a cat with pizza
he's 100% autistic as fuck

[Anonymous No.5287381]

>>5287376

more likely /v/

[Anonymous No.5287385]

can cats die if it eats pizza, or more specifically, papa john's pizza>

[Anonymous No.5287390]

>>5287385
They can barf if you order leafy greens on your pizza. Close enough?

On a side note, I was laughing my ass off when searching google for an image of cat vomit. Lots of great pictures out there.

[Anonymous No.5287394]

>>5287371 here

This is what actually happened.
>Be stranded in a city I've never been to with no car and very little (as in, practically no) $$
>it's fucking freezing and windy as fuck outside
>closest place I could walk to get food is +2 miles
>starving; haven't eaten since 7 am (it's midnight now)
>have just enough to order 1 small pizza for delivery
>Order delivery from Papa John's
>Delivering to remote motel on the outskirts of their delivery zone
>45 min later a 60 year old guy shows up with the pie
>"Okay, sir, that's $11.91"
>"..Um.. ok.. here's.. twelve.."
>guy is clearly pissed as fuck
>hands me the pizza
>i meekly say "thank you" while avoiding eye contact
>he says in a sarcastic tone, "yeah, enjoy"
>the end
My life is just sad and boring, so I make up silly stories on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.5287395]

Pizzacat you are a credit to the community

[Anonymous No.5287400]

>>5287394
It didn't happen in the first place. None of it. You sound like a butthurt delivery driver, though.

[Anonymous No.5287402]

>>5287385
clearly parsnip, everytime that you eat a bite of a papa john's pizza GOD skins a cat.

[Anonymous No.5287404]

>>5287400
cats seriously love spaghetti

[Anonymous No.5287409]

>>5287400
>It didn't happen in the first place. None of it.
Sure it did. >>5287394 is exactly what actually took place.

[Anonymous No.5287414]

>>5287409
>Oklahoma

What's it like living in one of the worst states in the US?

[Anonymous No.5287418]

>>5287414
I wouldn't know, I don't live here.

But based on what I've observed just passing through, it probably fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.5287422]

>>5287404
They love pasta. It's protein and carbohydrates. Shit is made with eggs yo.

But yeah, cats are adorable little friends.

[Anonymous No.5287423]

>>5287409
>Please reward your driver

Are pizza mules paid under minimum wage and any tips are supposed to make that up? and if it doesn't, the company is required to match what they would have made working minimum wage? why else would they care?

[Anonymous No.5287427]

opinions on broccoli on pizza.

I fucking love it, it's a neutral flavor but you get some fiber in and it's a relief from the grease.

>it cuts the cheese, if you will

[Anonymous No.5287433]

>>5287422
Most pasta is not made with eggs. That's why the few that are actually say so on the package.

[Anonymous No.5287435]

>>5287427
If you blanch them to soften them up it's fine.

[Anonymous No.5287442]

>>5287409

>11.91 in post
>11.19 in pic

anyway, you gave him an $.81 tip on a $7.58 bill (deliver fee excluded). That is nearly an 11% tip, and I'm sure he's been stiffed WAY harder than that.

[Anonymous No.5287446]

I laughed 'cause I visualized the cat speaking and tossing money.

[Anonymous No.5287449]

>>5287414
oklahoman here. it shit sucks.

>10 pm
>everywhere closes
i'm amazed op found a papa john's that was still opened.
i'm not exaggerating when i say that last time i was in okc, 9 out of 10 places that deliver closed around 9pm.

[Anonymous No.5287457]

>>5287446
>implying that's not what literally happened
>implying op isn't an actual house cat that orders pizza and browse /ck/ while his masters are out

[Anonymous No.5287477]

>>5287457
Cats are 90% of the shitposter population on here

[Anonymous No.5287488]

>>5287423
They make minimum wage but it destroys their cars.

That and they take the risk of driving for you. Car accidents are the number one cause of accidental death, you know.

[Anonymous No.5287523]

>>5287477
I laughed because that cat types with her nipples

[Anonymous No.5287524]

>>5287423

>the company is required to match what they would have made working minimum wage?

They aren't, servers are allowed to be paid under minimum wage, and delivery drivers are technically servers.

[Anonymous No.5287536]

>>5287524
Uhhh no. Their minimum wage paid by the company excluding tips is lower than federal minimum wage, but if tips don't make the difference, the employer is required to pay the difference.

Not that it's an issue. You'd have to be an awfully shitty server or even driver not to make good wages. Some of those fuckers make over 100K a year. But they're glorified beggars.

[Anonymous No.5287539]

>>5287457
nigga are you garfield ?

[Anonymous No.5287541]

>>5287523
goddamn cats & cooking fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.5287545]

>>5287536

>if tips don't make the difference, the employer is required to pay the difference.

Do you seriously believe this? No, if they don't get tipped, they don't get the money it's as simple as that.

>Some of those fuckers make over 100K a year

you're delusional if you think any delivery driver makes 100K a year, even in the busiest and richest cities in the country it's just not happening.

[Anonymous No.5287547]

>>5287541
whhhhhhhhooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.5287576]

>>5287371
>stopped reading your faggot troll thread once I read "plus tip".

Nobody has ever said "plus tip." Ever.

You are such a fucking faggot. Also, if someone doesn't wanna tip and they wanna be this big badass stand-up guy, why don't you say "by the way, if your driver is expecting a tip, he won't get it here for doing a job he is already paid to do!" on the phone? Oh, because you are a not only a coward, but because you know you will get shitty service for refusing to pay for good service.

>uh no...I don't tell them on the phone cause uh im a mater ruseman!

grow up

[Anonymous No.5287583]

>>5287545
>Do you seriously believe this? No, if they don't get tipped, they don't get the money it's as simple as that.
Federal law dumbfuck. If they aren't willing to leave a job illegally paying below minimum wage, then they should probably lay their head on the train tracks.

>you're delusional if you think any delivery driver makes 100K a year, even in the busiest and richest cities in the country it's just not happening.
If you had any reading comprehension abilities at all, you might realize that I was talking about servers in general.

[Anonymous No.5287588]

>want pizza
>order pizza
>pizza place is a literal one minute walk from my apartment door
>pick up pizza
>eat pizza

It was a thrilling adventure.

[Anonymous No.5287598]

>>5287536
>Their minimum wage paid by the company excluding tips is lower than federal minimum wage, but if tips don't make the difference, the employer is required to pay the difference

>autists seriously believe this

"Uhhhh excuse me Roy? Boss? I didn't get tipped enough this week sir, and the employer is legally obligated to-"

"Ay, bendejo! Gimme your sign, Raymon is taking your shifts this week. I call ju when I need ju. Vamanos."

"B-b-but muh workers rights... B-but muh see-kay said if would work..."