/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5287176]

No "Dinner, /ck/, you?" thread? For shame, /ck/. Everyone post 'em!

Sandwich (bottom to top) with toasted seed bread, cream cheese, red onion, tomato, bacon, spinach, cucumber, and roasted red pepper spread.

[Anonymous No.5287185]

My dinner was beer, so nothing special to post about.
St Paddy's and all.

[Anonymous No.5287190]

My dinner tonight, so far, is whiskey and a couple cigarettes. Might have a little soup later.
>you unhealthy fuck
I know

[Anonymous No.5287246]

>>5287176
I ate rice, some with butter, some with soy sauce.

[Anonymous No.5287269]

>>5287176
Checkmate my friend.
Not pictured is the white bread and butter and iced tea.
The rocket was slightly wilted by the chorizo and peach and you can't really see the pine nuts but they're there.
That's a nice marinated feta also.

[Anonymous No.5287279]

>>5287176
My dinner consisted of a mixed greens salad with avocado, tomato, cucumber and some pine nuts so it wouldn't taste like grass.

Also ate a few dates and figs. I'm just waiting for this month to end :(

[Anonymous No.5287379]

My dinner was cereal because roomies took up the whole kitchen from 18:00 to midnight. Fucking hate that.

[Anonymous No.5287387]

>>5287379
Cereal for dinner is a privilege. That's pretty late though, i'd probably be annoyed too.

[Anonymous No.5288042]

Lunchtime

Seared tuna steak with a mint/coriander seed marinade/rub thing, needed more mint.
Served with some simple romaine lettuce with vinaigrette.

[Anonymous No.5288253]

Yesterday I finally decided to cook something with all the various nuts I had, plus an overly extended list of ingredients.

The glorious result was a sort of thin seed bread that was eaten in epic sandwiches, with galanga seasoned baked potato and sweet potato fries aside.

>tfw when improvised dish turns out way tastier than expected
>tfw it's the first meal I cook in weeks

[Anonymous No.5291170]

>>5287269
>grilled peaches
>yes

[Anonymous No.5292257]

>>5287176
A sandwich for dinner? Damn

[Anonymous No.5292296]

burgers i haven't made yet

gin

[Anonymous No.5292320]

Salmon burgers.
I got some frozen (but good quality) salmon patties, grilled em up
Toasted bun with cos, red onion, cucumber, avocado, cheese and homemade tartare (Mayo, lemon juice, lemon zest, sour cream, capers, corchinion, pepper). It was pretty tasty. And a gin tonic (Hendricks with cucumber, boom!). One during cooking and one during eating

>>5288042
Man that is good photography

[Anonymous No.5292327]

I just had some bread with cheese and oregano that I tossed into the microwave

Lazy as shit but it was tasty.

[Anonymous No.5292335]

Potato leek soup

[Anonymous No.5292341]

>>5292335
That I made entirely by myself and I've just started caring about cooking so it was more satisfying than my first comment would imply.

[Anonymous No.5292349]

>>5292257
So the story goes, that's how the sandwich was invented.
Roast, sauce, vegetables, bread for dinner. Dinner getting cold. Too much fun with guests. Just put everything in the slices of bread so we can eat it on the go.

[Anonymous No.5292354]

>>5292341
Potato leek soup can be amazing.

[Anonymous No.5292642]

>>5292349
Earl of Sandwich was a busy man

[Anonymous No.5292681]

>>5287176
Mine was chicken broth and a meatlovers' type pizza from a local non-chain place. Today is looking more interesting, with green pea soup and pork stew. Pic is not mine, but very much related.

[Anonymous No.5293155]

>>5288253
Photo?

[Anonymous No.5293162]

Yesterday evening I did brown rice and boiled cabbage mixed together, with a dash of Magi.

[Anonymous No.5293234]

[Anonymous No.5293289]

>>5292335
>>5292341
I know that feel. Potato leek soup was one of the first dishes I learned to make for myself.

[Anonymous No.5293298]

>>5293234
>350G OF MEGAPUSSI
What's the conversion rate from grams to pounds
I need to see how this stacks up against 20 pounds of pussy AND ass

[Anonymous No.5293305]

>>5293298
350g of megapussi is 0.77 lbs

[Anonymous No.5293310]

>>5293155

[Anonymous No.5293311]

>>5293234

>0.77lbs of pussi

[Anonymous No.5293328]

Thai green curry noodles with chopped vegetables Turkey breast I got on uber special for $1 for 700 gm and those Asian flat noodles that look like flat worms.

[Anonymous No.5295955]

>>5287176

[Anonymous No.5295987]

>>5295955
OP here. Go on.....

[Anonymous No.5296045]

>>5295987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ37JGyuTdc

[Anonymous No.5296103]

WHY? Did I not accept the challenge ;;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgeghpjEl7c

[Anonymous No.5296153]

>>5296103
POUND THE POUNDER

[Anonymous No.5296205]

LUNCH
fried yucca and anchovies over bed of jalapeno pickled cabbage

[Anonymous No.5296207]

>>5296205
>>5296205
This I need to try sometime.

[Anonymous No.5296213]

>>5296207
It was my first time eating there. their specialty are pupases, but I didn't feel like one. the food was salty (anchovies duh) but otherwise it was great. I was close to getting a tilapia soup, where I love the fact the fish head is in the soup. they also had a stewed chicken I'll DEFINITELY try later.

[Anonymous No.5296329]

OP again.
Breakfast of Champions

[Anonymous No.5297657]

>>5296329
What sort of drink is that?

[Anonymous No.5297673]

>>5297657
Bloody Mary!!!!

[Anonymous No.5297701]

>>5296205
Fuuuuuuck yucca
Except Pan De Yucca, that's pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.5297704]

>>5293234
superior brand

[Anonymous No.5297715]

>>5297673
mmmhmm I had one of these this mornin for breakfast. At my local joint you get a 'kit', so you can add your own salt, pepper, worcester, horseradish and tabasco. Also I get gin, never vodka. Gin baby

[Anonymous No.5297731]

>>5296153
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25RsiGMQ5us

[Anonymous No.5297784]

Not todays one, but the texture of quinoa is lovely.

[Anonymous No.5297801]

I got a bunch of mushrooms as part of my "fill up a shopping bag with nearly-spoiled shit for $3" and tried to spice up my usual cup of plain shiro miso. In it I chopped spring onions and put a bit of black pepper because I like my nose to run, but it still seems like its lacking that zang.

Or am I too accustomed to MSG

[Anonymous No.5297803]

>>5297801
Ahh never mind, just didn't dissolve up that miso well enough

Perfect broth but no cutie would kiss my spring oniony breath now

if I had one
:-(

[Anonymous No.5298134]

[Anonymous No.5298642]

Spaghetti with ground turkey Alfredo sauce.

[Anonymous No.5298650]

>>5287279
>I'm just waiting for this month to end :(

You and I both, friend.

I've been living on Ramen for about a week, and that's about what I'll be eating until next month.

[Anonymous No.5298673]

>>5297801
>Or am I too accustomed to MSG

just buy MSG, it's fairly inexpensive

[Anonymous No.5298766]

OP again! (Can't believe this thread is still alive)
Sunday brunch, anyone? Smoked salmon eggs benedict with roasted asparagus.

[Anonymous No.5298778]

>>5298766

Looks fucking awesome. Would devour.

[Anonymous No.5298869]

>>5298766
what did you do to that poor asparagus

[Anonymous No.5298871]

Dinner won't be ready for several hours, but I made some maple toffee (tire sur la neige)

[Anonymous No.5298889]

>>5298869
I roasted it. I prefer the flavor of roasted asparagus with creamy dishes, for balance. I also like steamed asparagus, but not with eggs benedict. The reason it's a little wrinkly is because it was done before my benedict was, so the spears had to sit for several minutes. Still was perfectly delicious.

[Anonymous No.5299019]

>>5293234

[Anonymous No.5299047]

>>5298766
Dude, quit roasting literally everything.

[Anonymous No.5299269]

made this for mum cause i'm not around on mother's day

[Anonymous No.5299275]

>>5299269

tortilla espanola with asparagus and asparagus and lemon sauce

[Anonymous No.5299281]

>>5299275

iberico ham, comte and plum salad, balsamic glaze, clove/sherry vinaigrette

[Anonymous No.5299349]

>>5299281

last but not least, rhubarb and blackberry souffle with pistachio whipped ice cream

[Anonymous No.5299743]

Chicken yassa. Very tasty and cheap :-)

[Anonymous No.5299788]

>>5299349
...That souffle. Especially the pistachio whipped ice cream. My god

[Anonymous No.5299811]

I didn't take a picture but I had pan-seared ribeye steak with red wine reduction, sauteed leeks (butter, white wine, thyme, chicken stock), and rice pilaf. It was breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.5299820]

>>5287176
I had a can of green beans, ~3 oz pasta, and 1 Tbsp butter. Was okay, but I'm still kind of hungry... Such is life. At least I've got a biscuit for breakfast tomorrow, don't know what dinner will be. I've got about half a cup of rice and a bit of soy sauce, so I'm guessing that will be it.

[Anonymous No.5300709]

>>5299788

pistachio is the best innit

[Anonymous No.5301684]

bump

[Anonymous No.5301698]

>>5299047
>one picture of a roasted vegetable
>STOP ROASTING EVERYTHING
How about you go roast your ballsack and stfu.

[Anonymous No.5301782]

Leftover rice fried up with chorizo, onion, garlic, lemon zest, paprika and fava beans. I think they're fava beans. I don't even know, tin says "foul medames" on it but they aren't any of my ex girlfriends so I dunno what to think.

[Anonymous No.5301799]

having cheese steaks tonight looking forward to it too

[Anonymous No.5301935]

i had chicken, broccoli, mac n cheese, and some canned biscuits.

shit's tasty, but portion was too big. so full.

[Anonymous No.5302140]

>>5301782

yeah ful is fava beans. looks tasty buddy, i'm a big fried rice guy.

>>5301935

>canned biscuits

god bless america

[Anonymous No.5302300]

Want to cook something but the fridge is empty and its too late to go shopping....

Spinach covered in olive oil with a can of tuna with lemon juice and pepper. Pickle and some Flax seed chips. Pot of green tea on the side.

[Anonymous No.5302327]

>>5302140
Did you build the stove for those homemade biscuits? Don't be a shit head.

[Anonymous No.5302330]

>>5301935
I absolutely love every item on that plate. Looks delicious, anon

[Anonymous No.5302341]

I like to do a Grilled Cheese sandwich. But in the plebbiest taste possible

I use Cheddar+Fresh cheese. On one of the breads i put butter with pepper and on the other one i use Olive Oil with Garlic Powder

I swear to christ it's the most delicious shit

I also love me some Yoghurt with Müesli

[Anonymous No.5302357]

Rate my sandwich:

1.5lbs of 80lean/20fat burger
1 slice of organic provolone cheese
6 slices of honey glazed bacon
3 slices of wheat bread (1 to protect fingers from grease on bottom

[Anonymous No.5302371]

>>5302357
Fuck, that would render me immobile for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.5302372]

>>5302327

what?

[Anonymous No.5302379]

>>5302357
epicmeatbro/10

[Anonymous No.5302736]

>>5302300
You managed to make what would be considered average as fuck look above average. Good job anon.

[Anonymous No.5302810]

Red beans and rice with cornbread. Yeah, I know it shouldn't have tomatoes, but I needed to use them before they went bad. Pretty gud.

[Anonymous No.5302931]

>>5302357

ruined it with the processed wheat bread

[Anonymous No.5302937]

>>5297715

>making a bloody mary with a premade mix
>making a bloody mary with gin
>ever

[Anonymous No.5302957]

Home-slapped-together soup of chicken broth, lightly sauteed green pepper, mushroom and green onion, with salt and pepper.
I was kind of shit, but I felt like shit too.

[Anonymous No.5302963]

>>5302957
It* was kind of shit

dammit I haven't slept in like 30 hours

[Anonymous No.5302964]

>>5302810
>I know it shouldn't have tomatoes

>allowing others to tell you how to cook delicious food

[Anonymous No.5303086]

Chicken parmigana made with an egg wash containing heaps of fresh parsley and grated lemon rind
Topped off with serrano ham and left over osso bucco from two nights ago (kinda smooshed the left over meat into the sauce to make a paste) some sliced gryere before being grilled

Garden salad on the side, dressed with a vinigerette made with dolin sweet vermouth

Baked parsnip and brussel sprouts, baked crispy with french butter and speck, plenty of cracked pepper, drizzle of extra fruity ev olive oil

[Anonymous No.5303092]

[Anonymous No.5303094]

a lentil and vegetable sambar with naan

yum

[Anonymous No.5303181]

>>5303092
what you gonna do with that sharpener? stab the fish?

[Anonymous No.5303193]

>>5303181
Try and repair his wap knife?

[Anonymous No.5303200]

>>5303181
I want to laugh at this but I cant ignore the fact it is a steel, and its not used for sharpening, but to maintain an edge

[Anonymous No.5303202]

>>5287190
>My dinner tonight, so far, is whiskey and a couple cigarettes.
'Tis a real classy dinner for real classy gentlemen, good sir.

[Anonymous No.5303205]

>>5303200
But it keeps a blade sharp no?
A straight edge works much better.

[Anonymous No.5303243]

>>5298673
Never seen it unless already mixed in a noodle flavoring sachet
thanks tho

[Anonymous No.5303922]

bumpity

[Anonymous No.5303928]

I have $25 a week to spend on food, so I bought a $15 handle of vodka, 7 $1 boxes of pasta, and a small bottle of hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.5303931]

>>5303928

As you can imagine, it's the same every night.

[Anonymous No.5304591]

>>5304588

New thread.

[Anonymous No.5304610]

>>5293310

no offense... as it does look delicious....

but why THE FUCK would you cook burgers for dinner?? And the extra middle bun - is that an homage to the Bic Mac?

you're cooking fast food for dinner? lol. That's like bringing TV Dinners to a sitdown restaraunts...

[Anonymous No.5304623]

>>5298766

it's not called a smoked samon eggs benedict, it's called a "Lox Benedict"

(and instead of English Muffin it uses a bagel)


It's my favorite breakfast/brunch dish.

[Anonymous No.5304630]

>>5299047
Roasted Asparagus is god-tier... and what did you mean by "everything"... scratch that... what can you possibly roast that would be bad?

Roasted (any vegetable) > Steamed (Any vegetable)
asparagus, artichoke, carrots... squash... eggplant.... i can't think of a single thing that wouldn't be better roasted.

[Anonymous No.5304635]

>>5304610
When else would you cook burgers? Only on weekends?

[Anonymous No.5304652]

>>5304635

I would never cook burgers for dinner, first of all. If I wanted Burgers, there's an In-N-Out a block away, and .. their burgers are better.

But let's say I did want to cook them, i would do it on a weekend or day off(holiday), and closer to lunch/BBQ hours ... outside... with some beer... at like 2-5 pm.

not around a dinner table with the family! I mean.. whatever. Those burgers do look fancy, with grilled onions and shit, i'm still just "WHY".

burgers are fast food. you can make REAL food at home... why would you ever even make burgers unless the fast food culture is so ingrained into your brain that you literally NEED burgers...

[Anonymous No.5304677]

>>5304652
Well it's understandable that you wouldn't want to make burgers if you can't make good ones. If the you couldn't even make a burger on the level of a fast food burger, I'm not sure you should be talking about REAL food you pretentious fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.5304722]

>>5304677

lol obviously someone's never tasted in-n-out.. dumbass.

i'm not a huge fan of homecooked burgers. They're too thick, the ground beef is always different and its hard to find good ground chuck....

lol . just... no.

[Anonymous No.5304728]

>>5304677

that wasn't even my point. my point was that any pasta dish with some sides, home cooked any-kind-of-steak... fucking meatloaf, stew, any thing HOME cooked would be better then a fucking burger.

burgers were made for convenience, not gourmet. There is not such thing as a burger that is "REAL food". Burgers are BBQ fare, and fast food. (and pretencious douchy truffle kobe burgers.)

If you're making a burger at home, just means YOU"RE the one that has no clue what good food is.

Ask yourself... how often does one make home-made pizza? Home made tacos/burritos (doesnt count if youre mex)?

There's a reason burgers are street food you numb nots. It's because they use cheap ass ingredients and are convenient. It's a heart attack on a bun.

[Anonymous No.5304750]

>>5304652

took the bait.

somehow rationalized burgers = fast food.

I suppose then steak is therefore fast food, since a burger is essentially ground up steak.


somewhat off-topic: ground meat done yourself seems soooooo much better then the stuff ground at market, but holy hell is a grinder hard to clean

[Anonymous No.5304759]

>>5304750
> I suppose then steak is therefore fast food, since a burger is essentially ground up steak.
> since a burger is essentially ground up steak.

Oh, well I was going to attack you but it's obvious that you are uneducated about where ground beef comes from.

You see... the USDA has different grades of beef.... the actual big parts of the cow... the Chuck... the ribs... rump... all that shit is portioned out into roasts, steaks, and stew meat.

The shit thats LEFT.... the random scraps on the meat is where ground beef comes from. It's almost a waste product... but after they make ground beef there's still more shit left - fat, tendons, bones, a little meat... and that goes into the next 3 grades - standard, canner, and some other shitty one....

That's where dogfood and cat food (and spam) comes from.

Ever heard the term "mechanically processed beef".


Anyway... burgers are made from ground beef. Unless you go out of your way to grind your own chuck... then you are NOT getting a ground up steak.

And chuck is shit steak anyway... people Roast chucks because they're so tough... they rarely make steaks with them.

ground up steak =! burger.

[Anonymous No.5304760]

>>5304728
B-but I make homemade pizza from scratch and burgers with buns I bake my self every now and again.

[Anonymous No.5304773]

>>5304759

have you ever heard of ground sirloin? that exact same steak people order at a steak house?

yea, it's been ground into a fucking burger.

fast food (to emphasize, mcdonalds and actual fast food joints, not your retarded thinking) garbage burgers is made from the cheapest shit around.

get out of your World of Warcraft man-boy cave and go to the grocer and get ground beef/chuck/sirloin, you'll be amazed at the difference of your burger.

don't believe me? pick out the best looking steak in the entire place, bring it to the meat associate and ask them to grind it for you.

>wait
>comes back with your steak in ground form
>????
>PROFIT

proceed to kill yourself as I have wasted a minute posting this that I know i'll never get back

[Anonymous No.5304779]

>>5304773
> proceed to kill yourself

you didn't even read my post retard, I covered all the verbal diarrheah you're spouting....

[Anonymous No.5304810]

>>5304779

You're right I couldn't understand the idiocy, for I just can not lower myself to your level.

[Anonymous No.5304824]

>>5304759
When we make burgers at home we buy and grind up chuck. Who even eats the cheap stuff?

[Anonymous No.5304915]

>>5304623
only if you're a super jewy jew jew.
For the rest of us, it's on a muffin and it's called smoked salmon benedict.

[Anonymous No.5304953]

>>5304915

it's actually called an eggs royale but who's counting

[Anonymous No.5305056]

>>5304953
>who's counting

No one. No one cares that much.

[Anonymous No.5305066]

>>5304915
that doesn't sound bad either, but jew lox rules. it's like 17$ for that piece of shit at the super jewiberg deli

[Anonymous No.5307039]

>tfw poor

[Anonymous No.5307129]

>>5287176
Stir fry. Had nothing better to do last night so I methodically sliced those carrots for the better part of 30 minutes. I like having fun with my piles of rice and making them into little shapes.

Food came out fucking delicious though.

[Anonymous No.5307521]

>>5287176
Huhot mongolian grill. Peanut and garlic saucd

[Anonymous No.5307562]

>>5307521
go home, king...

[Anonymous No.5307611]

>>5307039

looks good man

[Anonymous No.5307627]

>>5307039
I agree with >>5307611

I would eat that in a heart beat and be proud.

[Anonymous No.5307628]

Baked sweet potato and some pasta salad.

[Anonymous No.5307631]

>>5307628
Did you make the pasta salad?

[Anonymous No.5307638]

how the hell is that dinner? that could be a light lunch....

dinner neads a hot meal and meat.

[Anonymous No.5307641]

>>5307039

yeah, dude.. it doesn't have to be expensive to be delicious. That looks bomb.

[Anonymous No.5307645]

>>5307129

looks good...

next time, make the rice stuffed! haha. like, when you make your little shapes, put in some filling in there...

Stir fry looks good but too many carrots for my tatse... havent you heard of green beans, pea pods, all those weird asian roots..

Asians make the best stirfry :D

[Anonymous No.5307656]

>>5307638
That is antiquated thinking, sir.

[Anonymous No.5307658]

>>5307656

lol... exactly. respect your elders. They know better.

If you don't have a hot warm dinner, with lots of potatoes, the Spirit of Satisfaction won't visit you on Easter, and you will fall into chornic depression!

You must also wake up no later then 4:30 am... and never wear any pants around the house.

Those are your commandments.

[Anonymous No.5307671]

>>5307656

no, it's not. It's adult thinking. If you're a kid, your only job is to make the fastest sandwich you can to get that nutrition over with, so you can get on with your incredible fun life.

Adults have families, mortages, and other responsibilities. We are not allowed to have fun. Our fun consists of our gaining-weight wife cooking us our favorite HOT meal, and sitting down for that meal before drinking a glass of wine and boning the same genitals you've been boning for a decade.

Do you see?

[Anonymous No.5307701]

>>5307671
Yes, it is, and I'm a married person with a kid, a dog, a cat, property, car payments, job and all the lovely adult stuff you seem so angry about. There's NOTHING wrong with having sandwiches for dinner; only a backwards thinking person would think that they can only eat hot plates of meat for dinner every night. You best build yourself a time machine so you can transport back to 1950s America, because that's the only way you're ever going to be happy. Hot, well balanced meals are great, and everyone needs to know how to cook, but you certainly don't have to make them every night to eat well.

[Anonymous No.5307708]

>>5307701

lol, ok noone with a wife, kid, dog and cat would be this dense.

you're missing my entire point. I'm saying that hot food = comfort food. It warms your tummy and your heart.

All a sandwich does is fill your stomach.

But yeah... go on and keep wasting your breath about the 1950s... because if you were actualyl married.... you'd want that time machine yourself you fucking kid.

> age detection: 19

[Anonymous No.5307717]

>>5307671

>families
>mortgages

your shitty choices are nobody's fault but your own.

if you're an adult and you think that "settling down" is what that means, i'm sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.5307737]

>>5307717

> age detection: 17.5

sorry bud, but if you don't already know what the secret to happyness is... you're going to have to learn the hard way... :(

If you don't have a family... what do you live for? Biological drives like water, food and sex? Adrenaline? I like all those things, too... but no happyness is more true then knowing that you are responsible for an entire family and are succeeding with it. Nothing is more rewarding then being a real man.

if you think "settling down" as you call it... (bachelor speak) is not what adulthood is... then you're just a boy. Good luck with all that pussay!

[Anonymous No.5307749]

>>5307737

the "secret to happiness" is different for anyone.

i'm 23, for the record.

> what do you live for?

creative pursuits, like music and writing. my creations, my expressions are my beloved.

although, i was an adopted child and grew up very disconnected from my family, so i don't really know the feeling of biological connections. i have never wanted a family. not my thing. i do have a significant other who doesn't want children or marriage and that suits me very well for the time being.

[Anonymous No.5307758]

>>5307708
You sound worse than my 16 yr old. Now I just feel sorry for your wife. How did you make it this far being such a whiny, petulant person? And why do you think people need "comfort food" for every meal? Sometimes, when families are busy, it IS just about nutrition.

[Anonymous No.5307761]

>>5307749
>creative pursuits, like music and writing. my creations, my expressions are my beloved.

oh gooood.... one of those??? hahaha you're so much worse off then I thought....

about age 32, you're going to realize that you're never going to make any fucking money in music... and you'll end up working in Waste Management.

lol... creative pursuits... do you have a lib arts degree too? holy shit balls.

>although, i was an adopted child and grew up very disconnected from my family, so i don't really know the feeling of biological connections. i have never wanted a family. not my thing. i do have a significant other who doesn't want children or marriage and that suits me very well for the time being.

awee now i feel like an asshole. well... yeah.... that would do it.

Technically... there's no biological connection between you and the wife, just the kids.... but essentially it boils down to co-dependence.

When you have a "significant other", you don't have to hold the entire weight of the world on your shoulders. You can cry. You can share your wost sides... You have someone that's "cheating" with you against the rules of reality.

> oh, forget about that baby... all that matters is that we're together.

works every time man.... get fired? Get hugged...

Haven't you ever opened yourself up.... revealed your vulnarabilities to others?

[Anonymous No.5307762]

>>5307758
>Now I just feel sorry for your wife.
she stuck her tongue in my ear when you said that lol.
>How did you make it this far being such a whiny, petulant person?
I guess because being more aware of the problems and the possible negativity enables me to more carefully plan my choices to avoid bad decisions... i guess

> And why do you think people need "comfort food" for every meal?
i never said "every meal". If he's busy, probably doesn't have time to start a thread... .right? he wanted to share this meal because its his ideal dinner. My ideal dinner is warm.

[Anonymous No.5307770]

>>5307761
> oh, forget about that, Baby... all that matters is that we're together.

fix'd... lol stupid commas change the meaning

[Anonymous No.5307773]

>>5307761

i don't really care about money. i like putting my all into my own little worlds and seeing how i can express myself in different mediums. i don't need a house or cars or anything. and no i do not have a degree.

>You have someone that's "cheating" with you against the rules of reality.

the rules of reality? i'm curious about your views, enlighten me.


truly happy... yet you're on the internet criticizing anonymous people for sharing their opinions.

i never claimed to be truly happy. i experience happiness and sorrow... that's just how it is. and i am okay with it. my best work, the melodies and words that make me feel alive come from a place of sorrow.

[Anonymous No.5307780]

>>5307770
>all that matters is that we're together.

no way, i don't think like this. many more things matter than my significant other. he's someone that i share my life with at the time, someone i can bounce ideas off because i'm comfortable with him, someone to be physically intimate with. not my entire life.

[Anonymous No.5307787]

>>5307762
I AM the OP, and it takes approximately 30 seconds to start a thread. I made that thread inbetween serving my family their plates and going and sitting down with my own plate. I post more OC food on here than you have in your entire /ck/life, I guarantee it. Most if it is full meals, often with cook alongs or verticals. I started this thread because there wasn't a "dinner, /ck/, you" thread at the time, not because I think sandwiches are the pinnacle of dinner preparations. You sound like a sad sack, who in spite of your protests, doesn't enjoy life and looks for things to be miserable about so you can rage at others. I suggest you mind your own business.

[Anonymous No.5307788]

>>5307773
>You have someone that's "cheating" with you against the rules of reality.
> the rules of reality? i'm curious about your views, enlighten me.

okay....
rule 1: nobody ever gives a shit about you.
> meaning.... they do. they do. but... not when it comes down to the end... people will be nice to you, and they'll help you out if you need some help ONCE in a while.

but check this... let's say you're not having a good time? let's say.... i dunno... your favorite people in the world died... your dog died.. i dunno... and you became a very depressed and whiny person.

Well... reality rules state... that "hey bro.... i let you crash at my house before... and everything... but... you've become a real bummer, and i just can't have that around my life. You know, you're a good friend, but I just can't... I can't help you anymore">

boom. everyone leaves you. that is the rule of life. I would leave you too...

But... if you find that real good girl.. the one with teh quality of loyalty... shes not gonna leave you.

That's what the cheat code is... the "love" (which is a fake emotion created by co-dependence) is stronger then the logical rules of the world.

She can just... change her number and move one. Find another guy at starbucks across the street. But she doesn't, because she loves you.

(i basically just described my mom.... but it could also work for a really really really proper girl.)

everyone is basically looking for a girl that would take a bullet for you.
> enlightened yet?

> truly happy... yet you're on the internet criticizing anonymous people for sharing their opinions.

hey, you were the one arguing about "settling down" and then we learned... that you have a big ole' brick wall standing between you and that. I'm not criticizing you any more.. i'm just answering your questions.

[Anonymous No.5307793]

>>5307780
> no way, i don't think like this. many more things matter than my significant other. he's someone that i share my life with at the time, someone i can bounce ideas off because i'm comfortable with him, someone to be physically intimate with. not my entire life.

You are a terrible girlfriend. Why don't you ask him... how he feels. It's unfair to him to pretend to be in love when you're clearly not.

if your significant other is just someone to bounce ideas off of.... you are not in love. You're just wasting each other's time, for business purposes until one of you decides they've had enough.

this shit won't last.

[Anonymous No.5307808]

>>5307793

i don't think i'm in love, no. i don't really know that i ever will be, but that's just me. i'm a very aloof sort of person. i have told him that i don't feel the same way about him that he does about me, and he knows. but we lived together before we were *together*, so right now we are kind of just seeing what happens.

but, i would appreciate it if you didn't splice my posts. i am grateful to have someone that cares for me, and for whom i can care to the best of my abilities (i'm a very selfish person but with a lot of empathy and a need to please). there is a mutual understanding about our predicament, as well as a lot of clear and honest communication.

i don't expect any "forever," so thanks, but i think you expect me to have the same qualities as you because you're making a lot of assumptions about how i think and feel that aren't really accurate.

[Anonymous No.5307820]

>>5307788
Hi crazy person. My pals and I are speculating about you: you're from a southern state, late 30's to early 40's, obese with an obese lover, very religious, 4 for 4?

[Anonymous No.5307928]

>>5307808
>
i don't think i'm in love, no. i don't really know that i ever will be, but that's just me. i'm a very aloof sort of person. i have told him that i don't feel the same way about him that he does about me, and he knows.

well this is exactly what Im talking about.
anon... >>5307773

do you see what she just said?

> i have told him that i don't feel the same way about him that he does about me, and he knows

And yet, she doesn't end it. What kind of cruel person would use another like this?

Any kind. Every person. Rules of society.

[Anonymous No.5307931]

>>5307820

I'm 36. i live in los angeles. I have a wife, 2 kids - one 13 and the other 7. both girls.

I weight 190 and am 5 11'.... but am not concious about my height even though its short for a man.

Any other speculations with you and your imaginary friends?

[Anonymous No.5307934]

>>5307931
5'11 isn't short for a man. Avg.

[Anonymous No.5307935]

>>5307928

??? i'm the same person.

like i said, we live together under a lease. we may drift apart if he chooses to move back to his home city after the lease, or at some point along the line.

your perception of me is extremely distorted anyway.

and yes, i am aware that people use one another.

[Anonymous No.5307943]

>>5307935

what? youre the same person? lol....

wow. well, all i can hope is that your bf will wake up sooner then later, fuck your best friend, and put your naked photos on /b/... cause...

I am very disappointing in you, young lady. You know what is right, and yet you do what is wrong. You will get the maximum sentence in Heartbreak Court.

[Anonymous No.5307947]

>>5307943

and if you think it won't happen...

what will happen when you loose your looks? and all that's left is this "i know people use one another ,but ignorance is bliss" personality...

this... might sound offensive... but most prostitutes ive met have a similar story. They could never find a connection to another human being and ended up using their vagoos as dollar bait.

you dont wanna end up like that....

Look here Miss Thang
hate to salt your game
but yous a money hungry woman
and you need to change.

In tha locker room
all the homies do is laugh.
High five's cuz anotha nigga
played your ass.

It was said you were sleeezy
even easy
sleepin around for what
you need

See it's your thang
and you can shake it how you wanna.
Give it up free
or make your money on the corner.

But don't be bad and play the game
get mad and change.
Then you wonda why these muthafuckas
call you names.

Still lookin' for a way out
and that's OK
I can see you wanna stray
there's a way out.

Keep your mind on your money,
enroll in school.
And as the years pass by
you can show them fools.

But you ain't tryin' to hear me
cuz your stuck,
you're headin' for the bathroom
'bout to get tossed up.

Still lookin' for a rich man
you dug a ditch,
got your legs up
tryin' to get rich.

I love you like a sista
but you need to switch
and that's why they called
U bitch, I betcha.

[Anonymous No.5307959]

>>5307943

>fuck your best friend

i don't have one and we are in sexually open relationship.

>put your naked photos on /b/

he's 32 year old, gentle, kind and caring man. not a vindictive asshole.

i realize that one day he will "wake up" and find someone more suited for him, and we have discussed this in depth. i have told him that someone like me is no good for him. but we are both lonely and socially awkward so we're drawn to one another for company, and we think in very similar ways so we can have excellent conversations.

>I am very disappointing in you, young lady. You know what is right, and yet you do what is wrong. You will get the maximum sentence in Heartbreak Court.

le fuck?

[Anonymous No.5307965]

>>5307959
>i have told him that someone like me is no good for him.
fucking god.. Julia?
> but we are both lonely and socially awkward

you're obviously not as lonely as him if you like him less than you...

sigh i just dont get it. why stay in these fake relationships... just because youre desperate for comfort? get a cat...

[Anonymous No.5307974]

maybe you don't have a soul, but he might.... why not let him go...

[Anonymous No.5307978]

>>5307965

> if you like him less than you...

hey i like him, i just don't get "butterflies" or whatever.

before this i was living by myself in a dirty little apartment for 3 years and didn't go out at all. i kind of started to go crazy, ending up in the hospital several times, becoming paranoid and severely depressed. i've calmed down since living with him. i still have episodes of extreme depression but i haven't been admitted to the behavioral ward on suicide watch or to make sure i don't go through alcohol withdrawals in a while.

>sigh i just dont get it. why stay in these fake relationships... just because youre desperate for comfort? get a cat...

i have a cat :p and come on, read my posts! i said we're under a lease, which happened before we got together. it would be impossible to really break up now. again, we've discussed this in depth.

no my name's not julia.

[Anonymous No.5308017]

>>5307978
> hey i like him, i just don't get "butterflies" or whatever.

well god damn it thats the whole point! he gets butterflies with you.... and there's only so many unfounded butterflies you can get until you GO CRAZY AND COMMIT A MURDER SUICIDE.

> before this i was living by myself in a dirty little apartment for 3 years and didn't go out at all. i kind of started to go crazy
oh shit thats me
> ending up in the hospital several times,
ohh, pfft... lol. fucking girls. no hospital for me, thanks. only jail.

> i've calmed down since living with him.
you used him emotionally, yes. we've established that. He's invested love into you. That's why you feel better. Unfortunately, since your return love is just an "act", he will eventually feel just as you did - paranoid and severly depressed.

> i have a cat :p and come on, read my posts! i said we're under a lease, which happened before we got together.

well... then you really shouldn't be calling each other bf and gf... i mean you can do whatever you want - im not the king of the world.

just... most people that live together and fuck together but dont love each other..... call each other roommates. It's a relationship of convenience.

And since you don't love him... (butterflies!)... then as soon as the lease is over and you move on.... you will be trying to adapt to your new life... and he will be trying to chase you...

and then shit will hit the fan... he will become all clingy and try to get you back, that'll turn you off since you dont have butterflies, and you will both be worse off then you already are.

paranoid and severely depressed. You will feel like he betrayed you - because you TOLD HIM what the deal is... but he didn't listen, because he likes you. :D

i think a couple of weeks before the lease is up you should dump him. Have a couple of hate fucks... help each other move... and then never speak to each other again.

[Anonymous No.5308041]

>>5308017

yes, we know we don't have a traditional relationship. we only refer to one another as boyfriend/girlfriend to strangers or acquaintances that we don't need to know the details of our lives, but we have discussed the fact that "lovers" might be a more suitable term. maybe. (or "screwmates"... lol). in reality, it's much more like a caretaker relationship involving sex (he is 10 years older than me). we've discussed this fact as well. there is nothing brushed under the rug; we are both aware of the dynamics.

frankly though i think i'm too dependent on him to want to try to adapt to a new life. he's safe. i know it's not a good thing, and hopefully he'll move on first (we both have that responsibility, you know!)... truthfully... i hope i die first. i'm so unhealthy it's possible. then he can actually move on, realize he never needed me and that i was a poor decision. i may end up just diving off of a building... we'll see.

[Anonymous No.5308047]

2 mcdonalds double cheeseburgers
came home and made my own season fries I had in the freezer

[Anonymous No.5308053]

>>5308047
oh gotta have that catsup

[Anonymous No.5308058]

>>5308041
> dat age difference

man, my assuming mind was all wrong. Consider the pic related....

I believe you being less attracted to him and him having more power over you might negate the forced to be equal. But we can never be sure.

> i hope i die first.
that's not a bad plan... but... why don't you get a nice life insurance policy for yourself? That way when you go... you can leave a bunch of money to him and your friends/family.

> then he can actually move on, realize he never needed me and that i was a poor decision.
oh come on. lol. am i this much of a bummer? lol
> i may end up just diving off of a building... we'll see.
shit. i guess i am.

Lol... well, as long as you both know you're not in a real relationship and just lie to others, I guess... i guess it's healthy. lol. I think the healthiest thing is to be on the same page at all times. Often couples neglect to inform themselves of their "progress" and then... shit happens where you both find out you're not the people that you thought you were.

But yeah... i don't think that has anything to do with you. I think you taught me today to assume much much less.

[Anonymous No.5308062]

>>5308047
>>5308053

oh.... rigggght.... cooking board....

[Anonymous No.5308070]

Mashed potatoes w/chili

[Anonymous No.5308075]

made this 3 days ago.. just tried it...

so delicious. its like sashimi i guess :D

[Anonymous No.5308076]

>>5308053

I dont even mind eating McD's, but people who put their ketchup ON the fries instead of dipping deserve to die a painful AIDs related death

[Anonymous No.5308079]

>>5308058
wouldn't they weight the same?

[Anonymous No.5308083]

>>5308079

[Anonymous No.5308109]

Got some of that ranchero/del la sol marinated flap steak from the local beaner-ria. Goddamn that stuff is good.

[Anonymous No.5308113]

>>5308079

yes, but not for the reasons you think. You think both the ball on the left side and the ball on the outside are outside of the equation, right?

unfortunately, not... the left side does get lower from the weight of the ping pong ball and the string.

the right side, however, also gets heavier. Even though the weight of the steel ball is suspended with a string outside the equation... the archimedia effect of displacement still says that the weight of the steel ball in the right side is equal to the displacement to the water... so...

since the displacement of that amount of water... the size of that sphere... is obviously much heavier then the weight of the ping pong ball and string....

The right side is heavier.

[Anonymous No.5308324]

>>5308113

but both the metal sphere and pingpong ball are displacing the same amount of water. The weight of the shell of the pingpong ball + weight of the air in the ping pong ball + weight of the string causes the left side to be heavier

[Anonymous No.5308340]

>>5308113
>>5308324

water level is equal

[Anonymous No.5308514]

>>5308324
the weight of the air in the left side does not factor in to the equation. However, the plastic and the string both do

[Anonymous No.5309129]

>>5304610
Well, you're right: you have no idea how delicious that was. And we ate them reeeeeal slow.

Also, in my country, burgers are like some kind of 'ethnic food'. Is it still technically a burger if there's no meat in it?