Aliens have come to Earth. You have to present them with humanity's greatest dessert. If they don't like it, humanity is destroyed.

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Anonymous Sun Mar 16 22:08:47 2014 No.5281478 [Reply] [Original]

Aliens have come to Earth. You have to present them with humanity's greatest dessert. If they don't like it, humanity is destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 22:09:48 2014 No.5281484 File: 146 KB, 1600x1200, 1395022182580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ice cream cake

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 22:46:49 2014 No.5281609 I Fucking Love Banana Pudding it's like unhealthy how much I like it even though I rarely eat it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 22:47:46 2014 No.5281613 A large Big Mac combo with a Coke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 22:49:46 2014 No.5281620 >>5281613 >greatest dessert Stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 22:50:46 2014 No.5281622 Scotch

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 22:53:47 2014 No.5281635 Frozen Twix bars

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Sun Mar 16 23:04:34 2014 No.5281666 BANANAS FOSTER

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 23:19:34 2014 No.5281706 are you trollering me op? you already posted it you humongous faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 23:33:34 2014 No.5281735 >>5281609 iktf

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 23:33:34 2014 No.5281736 File: 280 KB, 900x598, dsc_0830d0b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Biscuit cake brah!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 23:39:33 2014 No.5281744 >>5281478 humanity be damned faggot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YMw0xlQ0RQ the aliens are getting tacos like it or not

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 23:51:57 2014 No.5281760 Syllabub is the greatest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 23:54:01 2014 No.5281768 Tiramisu is the only answer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 16 23:55:01 2014 No.5281773 My dick. It's the only dessert they need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:41:14 2014 No.5282176 Hot fudge brownie with a scoop of high-quality vanilla ice cream on top. </thread>

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:49:14 2014 No.5282185 >>5281484 it's ogre humanity is saved

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:49:15 2014 No.5282186 File: 175 KB, 1600x1195, IMG_0411[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come inside Alienbros, it's nice and warm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:50:15 2014 No.5282188 >>5281478 Hot fresh baked German Apfel Strudel with good Vanilla ice cream on top HNNNNGGG

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 03:57:14 2014 No.5282197 >>5281478 >banana dessert >anything except banana bread We're fucking doomed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 04:10:14 2014 No.5282213 Probably some form of Mont Blanc

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 04:19:14 2014 No.5282223 >>5281478 I would most likely give them something something really shitty and then detonate the bomb hidden on my body to take out their leader. Welcome to Urf.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 04:48:14 2014 No.5282248 I'd give them poisoned lemon popsicles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 04:55:14 2014 No.5282264 >>5282248 >they find hte poison revitalizing >you save earth >become earth hero >sex with alien concubine >it hurts because of her barbed phallus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 05:03:14 2014 No.5282276 File: 40 KB, 307x204, Oreo-Cookie-Balls-52162B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i am earth's savior

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 05:07:14 2014 No.5282283 >>5282276 >and mankinds death at age 45

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 05:08:14 2014 No.5282287 File: 144 KB, 900x600, Baklava.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5282283 worth it. alternate offering pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 05:08:14 2014 No.5282288 >>5282283 Worth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 05:11:14 2014 No.5282290 File: 191 KB, 800x800, cherry cheesecake (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5281478

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 05:15:15 2014 No.5282293 >>5282287 I have only had baklava once and I am seriously considering ordering some from online thanks to you. Wouldn't happen to have any sites you'd recommend?

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 05:53:12 2014 No.5282327

>>5282293

unfortunately not, i've never even considered buying baklava online. do you have a local asian market? mine carries it. otherwise, i've had the best baklava at greek restaurants and buy the cheaper stuff once in a blue moon from walmart's bakery or aldi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 05:54:12 2014 No.5282329 >>5282327 i should say, it's definitely run by asians and is a predominantly asian store but it's an international market. so i'd seek out one of those.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 05:56:17 2014 No.5282331

>>5282327
I live in buttfuck nowhere (hurr durr to everyone who acts as though there aren't food deserts in the US)
We have ONE azn market about 40 minutes away and the time I made the trek was as disappointed as I expected, though I was able to get the 2 types of rice flours.
And no greek restaurants save for about 3 hours away.
It's hard being into food way out here but the fishing and abundance of game makes it livable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 06:00:08 2014 No.5282334 grappa

>>	A million pies p !P3141593qY Mon Mar 17 06:23:23 2014 No.5282347 File: 318 KB, 685x534, Tiramisu_Fanes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 06:36:12 2014 No.5282361 Deep Fried Toffee Crisp

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 06:45:12 2014 No.5282371 File: 209 KB, 1600x1179, Close Up Palmier in Bowl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 06:51:12 2014 No.5282375 >>5282347 >>5282371 oh shit between these two I don't know what I'd pick

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 06:53:12 2014 No.5282376 Tiramisu is the only correct answer ITT. All others are (however tasty) objectively wrong. /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 07:43:13 2014 No.5282413 File: 222 KB, 440x661, carrement-chocolat-4[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 07:59:13 2014 No.5282422 >>5282331 >Thinks he lives in a food desert because his hipster tier 'food establishments' are far away. Kindly kill yourself.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 08:18:12 2014 No.5282433

From a strictly practical point of view, you have no idea what aliens are gonna like... so a shotgun style approach is best. I'd take em to one of those frozen yogurt bars and hopefully they'll find a flavor/topping combo that aliens like.

That's not to say I wouldn't prefer something else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 08:45:12 2014 No.5282470 >>5282331 Cook local. That said, gateau chaud au chocolat with raspberry coulis and vanilla icecream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 10:48:12 2014 No.5282615 File: 46 KB, 605x450, moveasidefuckers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 10:54:12 2014 No.5282624 >>5282615 What is that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 10:56:12 2014 No.5282626 Why can't you just make a "post your favorite dessert thread." >implying I'd risk some dumbfuck alien having a reaction to our foreign food and getting some intergalactic race pissed off at us

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 10:56:12 2014 No.5282628 >>5282624 snow egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 10:57:12 2014 No.5282630 >>5282624 guava snow egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 11:00:12 2014 No.5282635 File: 75 KB, 1600x1200, sex on a plate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5281478

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 11:08:12 2014 No.5282647 lace cookies

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 11:15:12 2014 No.5282654 >>5282422 hipster tier is wanting something other than burgers and diners? Sure fatty, go back to your third double cheeseburger. I'll appreciate when you die your 'early and unfortunate' death due to heart failure

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 16:59:57 2014 No.5283306 >>5282327 >asian Baklava is greek. just go to the nearest greek restaurant and they'll probable have it. I have never seen baklava at an asian store.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:05:57 2014 No.5283318 >>5283306 It's Turkish, it exists all over the balkans and obviously in turkey too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:09:57 2014 No.5283328 File: 9 KB, 276x183, images (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5281478 Tiramisu

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:10:57 2014 No.5283332 >>5282635 ids ogre humanity is over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:13:58 2014 No.5283340 File: 144 KB, 450x338, kouign-amann-facile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Motherfucking Kouign amann

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:19:58 2014 No.5283356 Chocolate and amaretto cheesecake with caramelised pecans on top. Although that banana thing looks fucking fantastic.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:22:58 2014 No.5283365

>>5281768

Supposing no one completely drowns it in marsala wine or, retch, sherry.

I have only had god tier tiramisu the once at one of those Jamie Oliver restaurants. Everywhere else just goes overboard on the alcohol when it's only meant to enhance the flavour, not be the flavour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:24:57 2014 No.5283369 >>5283318 ah, I see. Thank you for clearing that up.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:26:57 2014 No.5283381
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but what if like... they come from a planet where sugars and fats are easy to come by so they weren't led to crave it by nature like us?

the greatest desert could be green beans

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:31:46 2014 No.5283387 The best dessert is gulab jamun. There is no other choice.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:32:45 2014 No.5283389

>>5283365
Generally the best tiramisu I've eaten doesn't have alcohol, it takes away from the overall flavour usually. I think a bit of rum works, but an authentic tiramisu doesn't have any alcohol in it.

It's the coffee and cocoa that gives it flavour.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:38:45 2014 No.5283404

>>5283389

I would love to try non-alcoholic tiramisu. I think the last time I tried that was when Haagan-Dasz had a tiramisu flavour, and that hardly counts.

Maybe I should try making my own one seeing as nearly all store bought ones consist of at least 5% marsala wine.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:41:45 2014 No.5283415

>>5283404
yeah store bought ones try to mask the blandness of the custard and lady fingers with a strong taste of marsala wine or run.

Most difficult thing about tiramisu is getting the ingredients together.

If you live in an old enough, or big enough city you may be able to buy good tiramisu in an Italian bakery.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:44:45 2014 No.5283427

>>5283415

Thanks anon. I'll keep a look out just in case.

What other desserts do you like? I have to admit I have a weakness for strawberry shortcake (the food obviously, not the cartoon). I love desserts which have a light, fluffy and airy consistency.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:46:45 2014 No.5283433

>>5283389
>an authentic tiramisu doesn't have any alcohol in it.
ERRR. Wrong. There are several disputed origins of the "original" tiramisu, mostly because everyone wants credit. At this time in history, all but one of the founders claim use of alcoholic liqueurs with flavors heavily in use within your version, from vanilla to aromatics that make sense to be ONLY easily found within liqueurs. Alchermes was reputed to have medicinal qualities, as well, and figures into the actual name of the dessert as a pick me up, as much as coffee. Also at this time, in case you weren't alive, coffee liqueur was popular, from mexico's Kahlua to jamaica's Tia Maria, and the de facto liquer on any major airliner at this period was always including Frangelico.

I wouldn't trust wikepedia like a gospel to give you a comprehension education, kid. For tiramisu, it is actually a light combination of subtle notes that gives what is a light creamy mild unheavy dessert flavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:46:45 2014 No.5283434 File: 9 KB, 253x199, images (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5283427 It's plain, but I have a deep seated weakness for marble poundcake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:47:45 2014 No.5283435 Dessert is for women. Are you trying to fuck an alien, OP? The only time I order dessert is when my entree was shit and I didn't finish it (happens almost never)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:48:45 2014 No.5283437 >>5283433 Tiramisu as we know it is from the 70s. Anything else is related, but not what we have now, or French.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:50:45 2014 No.5283441 >>5283381 Those are called Americans and they hate veggies and greens.

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:52:46 2014 No.5283447

how are we supposed to know what aliens will like?
how would they judge our taste?
how do the aliens even have a remotely similar system of nourishment to us, that's really unlikely?
what's the point of this? Obviously it'd be a total crapshoot if they just asked for our best dessert and then killed us, why wouldn't they ask for EVERY dessert and try them all to see which they liked best?
>frodo.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 17:53:46 2014 No.5283449 >>5283435 This. And even then it suggests kind of poor taste imo. Dessert is for children. Adults who enjoy overly sweet things have shit palates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 18:04:46 2014 No.5283469 >>5283435 >>5283449 gr8 b8 faggots

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 18:06:45 2014 No.5283478 >>5283449 This. Also anyone who drinks alcohol or anything other than room-temperature water is a fatass babby who only likes chicken nuggets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 18:19:53 2014 No.5283532 File: 144 KB, 500x332, DSC_4738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This. Earth and all the profiteroles are safe now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 18:24:53 2014 No.5283556 >>5283532 You're my hero, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 18:27:53 2014 No.5283569 so based. its been so long. always got them on holiday in Europe :(

Anonymous Mon Mar 17 18:48:53 2014 No.5283612

>>5282293
dude just make it. easy as shit. get some filo, butter, peanuts or pecans... or walnuts.. .or shit get some pistachios. god damn it add some cashews! anyway. mix some nuts with melted butter, sugar, brown sugar, cinnamon, honey, nutmeg and a little bit of star anise. then 3 layers of filo with a slather of melted butter on each one. nuts. 3 more layers, butter in between every layer. and keep doing that till your pans full. bake at 400 till its done.

Shits tasty and fairly cheap to make.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 19:10:53 2014 No.5283674 >>5283612 You need to drain it in tons of sugar syrup as well. This thing is so overwhelmingly sweet, never liked it, although it's everywhere around here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 19:12:53 2014 No.5283679 >>5283674 *drown

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 19:28:20 2014 No.5283732 Those cinnamon donuts you get at apple orchards

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 19:43:20 2014 No.5283797 File: 37 KB, 360x554, 1361125723540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5282264 >her >phallus

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 19:45:20 2014 No.5283801 Raspberry pavlova. There is no dessert that tops the pavlova.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 19:51:20 2014 No.5283820 Personal favorites are Oliebolen and Dutch Wafers just because my grandma made them for me all the time as a child. Tiramisu probably has to be the right answer though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 19:51:20 2014 No.5283822 File: 17 KB, 475x357, milky-way-bar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5281478

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:01:21 2014 No.5283859 >>5283674 oh yeahhhhh. totally forgot about the syrup. you can make a less sweet syrup too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:05:20 2014 No.5283881 >>5281484 /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:06:20 2014 No.5283884 >>5283822 is that a joke about how you want them out of our galaxy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:07:21 2014 No.5283892 tiramisu. obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:27:21 2014 No.5283978 File: 4 KB, 275x183, maxibon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfection

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:28:20 2014 No.5283980 >>5283978 I don't know what this is but I want it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:30:20 2014 No.5283992 >>5283340 THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:35:22 2014 No.5284008 File: 262 KB, 1280x960, dessert.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Listen. I No listen to me. I know how to Guys hold on a sec I Guys listen. Listen to me guys. The Earth is safe. I got this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:40:38 2014 No.5284031 >>5283449 Also fruits are unhealthy, coffee should only be enjoyed black, and you should replace all carbs in your diet with spinach, eggs or bacon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:42:37 2014 No.5284039 >>5284008 Mother of god.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 20:53:38 2014 No.5284078 >>5284008 Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 21:00:37 2014 No.5284097 File: 24 KB, 400x300, aliens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5284008 >aliens' faces

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 21:02:37 2014 No.5284100 >>5284008 I would make sweet sweet love to that bowl I don't care if it would be messy

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Anonymous Mon Mar 17 21:32:36 2014 No.5284207
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>>5281478
>If they don't like it, humanity is destroyed.

Given that they're aliens, and they might subsist off of barium, or some shit, I would first ask them what their favorite desert is, because I'm pretty damned sure this ain't Star Trek, where almost everything is humanoid and food of differing planets is pretty much interchangeably edible, if not still revolting due to cultural differences simply for comedic relief and in that hot alien in a mini skirt sort of way.

If they deny me that, I tell them our best desert is something that is laden with obviously fast acting, or at least lethal, poison for them. If they're all dead, they can't kill us. Of course, that would have to be readily apparent about them (helmets, breathing apparatuses, protective suits, whatnot) or already known.

If that's a no-go, then I tell them that the most delicious substance on Earth is deez nutz.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 21:33:36 2014 No.5284213 >>5283306 you forgot to read my second post, just below that one ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 21:50:37 2014 No.5284244 File: 1.54 MB, 300x229, eye popping gadzooks!.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5284008 dear god, I got diabetes just from looking at it. I.... I think we just killed some extraterrestrials man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 21:52:37 2014 No.5284248 >>5281478 My dick covered in chocolate syrup, vanilla ice cream, and whipped cream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 21:55:36 2014 No.5284258 >>5281478 >>5281478 Stop watching DBZ, phaggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 22:17:36 2014 No.5284320 >>5281478 yogurt. it's not that great, but maybe they like it the best. If that doesn't work, hopefull the lactobacillus would H. G. Wells them to death.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 22:19:37 2014 No.5284328 >>5282186 10/10 New York Apple Country approved

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 22:22:36 2014 No.5284337 File: 161 KB, 500x500, 1395109320654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] some manner of baked alaska

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 22:22:37 2014 No.5284338 >>5282223 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NOvclo32DQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 22:56:23 2014 No.5284399 File: 121 KB, 500x327, yotsucake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5284008 My initial thought

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 22:56:23 2014 No.5284401 File: 32 KB, 400x300, urf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5284244 >I.... I think we just killed some extraterrestrials man. WELCOME TO URF

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 23:05:22 2014 No.5284413 File: 108 KB, 625x458, potatoes-anna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5284337 >dat blue flame That is one eye-pleasing colour. And baked Alaska is awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 23:28:22 2014 No.5284461 >>5284248 cut or uncut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 17 23:57:35 2014 No.5284522 >>5284207 just post some dessert and stop over-analyzing you freaking autist jesus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 00:17:35 2014 No.5284568 File: 20 KB, 360x360, opera_ok.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5284522 okay I don't bake, but here's some opera cake from Dalloyau.

Anonymous Tue Mar 18 00:27:35 2014 No.5284587

>>5284328
That guy here. I'm a Kiwi/NZer. Some of our national Apple varieties(Eve especially) are really fuckin good, but I think Apple Crumble is a British thing originally.

idk but it's amazing and muh nigga
goes well with custard and/or liquid cream as well as ice cream

>>	hresvelgr !!QFlPMusy5jX Tue Mar 18 01:03:35 2014 No.5284688 >>5281478 Crème brûlée

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 01:42:35 2014 No.5284762 File: 80 KB, 479x405, souffle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aliens, prepare to meet earth's president

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 01:47:35 2014 No.5284774 french pastries for misanthrophy!

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 01:52:35 2014 No.5284784 File: 107 KB, 1080x805, alien_cake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "We celebrate the memory of the previous aliens who visited by eating effigies of them. Would you like to be next?"

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 02:02:35 2014 No.5284801 >>5284766 Oh man that would be fucking amazing. Black Doris Plums are god tier and I always forget it until I see them. Might research the nutritional info cause they would be hella delicious on my habitual cold porridge.

Anonymous Tue Mar 18 02:12:35 2014 No.5284824

>>5284789
Do aliens hike?
Me and some friends had a couple of these every lunch stop when we did a week tramping in Vietnam last year. Cow cheese triangles optional but recommended.
Mango on the side compulsary.

gotta be running low on tucker to be having that for dessert though ha. "instant pudding" is the tramper's GOAT.

>tfw not up in the mountains right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 02:12:35 2014 No.5284825 File: 2 KB, 300x57, -image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5284766 >posts pic of chocolate Death Star >>5284801 >quotes post and replies about fruit. wut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 02:20:35 2014 No.5284839 >>5284825 Shit, are they not chocolate coated master variety Plums, but instead lumps of coloured artificial cherry flavored sugar or some shit? Only other option I can think of looking more closely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 02:29:36 2014 No.5284851 Nobody mentioning blackberry cobbler with ice cream on top what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 02:33:35 2014 No.5284858 Only answers are baklava, cheesecake, or hamentaschen (with almond or apricot filling, none of that lame other shit).

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:33:01 2014 No.5287582 >>5284858 Gesundheit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:09:04 2014 No.5289234 >>5284839 My guess would be maraschino cherries, which could be as you described, but usually just sweetened (too much so), preserved, coloring added. Never been a fan of them. Reminds me of fruit cake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:50:04 2014 No.5289338 >>5283340 shit yeah!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:52:04 2014 No.5289346 I'd make them a spinach calzone instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:57:04 2014 No.5289358 >>5281478 >fruit and pudding Yeah we're fucked. The correct answer is carrot cake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 19:51:04 2014 No.5289492 knafa

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 20:04:04 2014 No.5289528 >>5284784 this wins

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 20:09:04 2014 No.5289550 File: 200 KB, 1200x816, Tiramisu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5281478 Motherfucking Tiramisu, nigga

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 20:21:04 2014 No.5289608 fucking any apple/peach/orange pastry

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:35:04 2014 No.5290134 >>5284248 Psst. Aliens have HUGE NASTY SHARP TEETH. :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:40:04 2014 No.5290144 >>5289550 Why the fuck are people so obsessed with this soggy disgusting cake and coffee abomination? It's like the shit was literally invented when someone spilled coffee on their slice of cake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:43:04 2014 No.5290151 >>5290144 Yeah like most good Italian food it's made by/for peasants.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:47:04 2014 No.5290155

>>5284587
In the states it's generally referred to as apple crisp, or maybe apple cobbler if you're from the south/midwest.

Northern New York State has a lot of apple orchards, and there's nothing better than picking apples on a fall day and baking with them all weekend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 20 12:02:04 2014 No.5291268 Some meth and a blow job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 20 12:16:04 2014 No.5291289 >>5283441 Reading comprehension is important

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 20 12:29:04 2014 No.5291310 File: 44 KB, 429x323, scv2 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5284161 >not serving the shrek ones

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 20 12:37:04 2014 No.5291332 >>5281478 >>5281609 Good choice OP I could make sweet love to a good banana pudding right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 20 12:39:04 2014 No.5291337 >>5281478 No homo but this pic makes me want to suck dick and crawl around in a pool of whipped cream

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 20 13:00:04 2014 No.5291387 What if aliens have bizarre taste and actually find Monica Lewinsky's butthole the tastiest thing there is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 20 13:02:04 2014 No.5291393 >>5291387 Also, if humanity is going to be destroyed, might as well go out enjoying a creme brulee rather than giving away to some ingrateful trigger-happy extraterrestrial

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 00:51:04 2014 No.5292920 >>5281635 Say what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 00:53:04 2014 No.5292925 >>5282413 Looks like a soil sample

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 09:27:04 2014 No.5293345 File: 209 KB, 800x399, Sg4_10305-C4PlasticExplosive.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a great delicacy on our planet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 11:04:04 2014 No.5293468 >>5293345 edible explosives. yum what is black bean paste or sweetened brine

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 11:33:04 2014 No.5293497 >>5293468 They used picric acid as food coloring(until they realized it's not exactly healthy)

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 14:51:53 2014 No.5293791 Marzipan

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 15:22:53 2014 No.5293850 File: 70 KB, 787x560, 1394145751393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5293345

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 15:25:54 2014 No.5293853 File: 744 KB, 1272x1920, 1395429945656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You fags are trying to get us all killed

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 15:31:53 2014 No.5293863 >>5284008 i want to stick my dick in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 16:37:57 2014 No.5294025 >>5281478 >>5281609 >>5281735 >>5291332 I'm in good company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 16:39:26 2014 No.5294032 >>5290144 >I've Only Ever Had One At Olive Garden: The Post

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 19:30:53 2014 No.5294402 >>5281478 little debbies pumpkin delights. i've just secured the fate of humanity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 19:37:53 2014 No.5294420 >>5293853 Holy fuck. That looks divine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 19:43:53 2014 No.5294438 "Whippy n a flake pleaaase" Or a nice milky Tea and 3 Digestive biscuits. It's the little things in life that matter.

Anonymous Fri Mar 21 20:09:33 2014 No.5294475

>>5281478
could not do better than your (op's) pic. nanner puding. maybe chessecake with blueberry topping,german chocolate cake, or peach cobbler with vanilla ice cream. maybe stawberry rubarb pie or watermelon. but banana puding is great. shit, i hate you, op, now I must hobble to the kitchen and make myself a peant butter and peach jam sammich. and a mug of warm milk (been unseasonably cool for late March . 28 to 42 f and saying it might snow again befor April).
0 pic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 20:27:06 2014 No.5294512 File: 142 KB, 1600x963, 1395448031578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aw yiss

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 20:42:06 2014 No.5294548 File: 142 KB, 1600x963, 1395448952413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] aww yeah motha fuckin' Tres Leches

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 20:50:06 2014 No.5294562 >>5281768 >Tiramisu crackers really GTFO

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 20:52:06 2014 No.5294569 >>5282288 not in the least oreo's are overrated

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 20:53:06 2014 No.5294571 >>5293863 I want it to stick its dick in me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 20:53:06 2014 No.5294573 >>5282290 those cherries are always too sweet its inedible

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 21:25:06 2014 No.5294647 File: 883 KB, 500x210, mea.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5294573 >inedible

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 21:39:07 2014 No.5294671 >ctrl+f >baked alaska >2 results Attaboy, /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 22:00:06 2014 No.5294708 >>5294573 >those cherries are always too sweet its inedible Usually cherries are pretty sour in those instances.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 22:24:02 2014 No.5294763 >>5293853 I WANT ONE!

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 21 23:00:02 2014 No.5294845 >>5289358 >5294548 My niggas

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 22 00:02:02 2014 No.5294978 >>5294671 What about a frozen florida?

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