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Disgusting thread. Post disgusting food/food on awry.

>> No.5275176

It like you're just asking people to just post their least favorite food

>> No.5275188

What happened there OP? Someone put unheated pizza in an oven for a month? I don't get it.

>> No.5275191
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Is... is that mold?

>> No.5275193

>>5275142
I knew that Clean setting would come in handy.

>> No.5275206

>>5275142
did they go on vacation or just die?

>> No.5275212

>>5275142
I'm not even sure what this is. Looks like someone trying to bake snow.

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>>5275295
Wat? What am I looking at?

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>>5275297

NO

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>> No.5275318

>>5275311
They are already inside you. Play time is ogre.

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>> No.5275330

>>5275319
Jesus. What happened here?

>> No.5275331

>>5275326
Looks like a Silent Hill 3 boss

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>> No.5275333
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>> No.5275334

>>5275319
Holy shit is that a giant scotch egg?

>> No.5275336

>>5275334
It's supposed to be.

>> No.5275339

>>5275336
Oh, its ostrich.

>> No.5275343

>>5275314
NO

>> No.5275344

>>5275333
i can assure you tripe is awesome

I had a dislike of tripe when I was some stupid kid

now I love menudo's and pho's both dishes have tripe I guess when the food is cooked right its just good it worth another try or two you may just learn to love the stuff

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>>5275297
Oreos ruined forever.

>> No.5275351

>>5275344
I'm sure it tastes fine but anything vaguely honeycomb-y makes me gag. I can't help it, especially if said honeycomb structure is made of meat.

>> No.5275359

>>5275314
Dude I love pork scratchings

I will admit the hairy ones freak me out though

>> No.5275360

>>5275351
As a kid I would always imagine a honeycombed meat mass sloughing of the ceiling, falling onto your back and grafting itself to your flesh like The Thing. I had weird nightmares.

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>> No.5275369

>>5275212
Moldy pizza. Penicillium and Mucor by the looks of it.

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Not along the same lines but it does grab your attention.

>> No.5275419

>>5275414
So?

>> No.5275475

>>5275403

black chicken soup isn't that bad.

>> No.5275504

that thai or Vietnamese or Malaysian water bug soup...goddamnit I hate bugs and that one gives me the creeps. I can't look at it, much less eat it

>> No.5275506

>>5275416
aww gag!!! I barf at long nails but this is ten times worse than just gross nails god!

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>>5275504
pic related. Apparently they don't come in soups but still. They freak me out a'f

>> No.5275530

>>5275414
>implying there's anything wrong with pig nose.

>> No.5275541

>>5275297
Thanks, I'm feeling a little sick now.

>> No.5275580

>>5275504
Yeah, looks like rhinocerous beetle or something equally awful.

>> No.5275583

>>5275295
Deep fried blood sausage? I'd eat that.

Deep fried chocolate cake in a tube shape? I'd eat that.

>> No.5275591

>>5275475
I think that's a bat.

>> No.5275595

>>5275591
Still not gross.

>> No.5275597

>>5275591
Your mums a bat.

>> No.5275613
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>>5275363
>mfw

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>>5275142
>file name
disgusting

>> No.5275711

>>5275643
Despite the fact that it's still pretty red, that steak still somehow looks tough as shit.

>> No.5275728

>>5275416
That is fucking hilarious, i'm gonna have to try that on haloween.

>> No.5275754

>>5275142
my sister was a RLC for UAB when i was younger i remember we were going to eat when she got a call about one of the buildings. there was a fire in one of the dorm rooms. turns out they put a pizza in the oven in the fucking box and walked away. not gross ur pic just reminded me of it.

also cant believe nobodys posted belut yet

>> No.5275784

>>5275363
Dude no, what the fuck, that spider was cute

>> No.5276005

>>5275541
Spiders are supposedly good eats.

Probably the highest protein and lowest cholesterol of any meat.

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>>5275297
Why.

>> No.5276089

>>5275326
GET AWAY FROM ME.

>> No.5276096

>>5275411

Those are actually good.

>> No.5276099

>tfw /ck/ is too retarded to notice it's the old pizza failure pic that has been photoshopped to look like spiderwebbish mold

>> No.5276101
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uh oh

>> No.5276102

>>5275403
chicken of the cave soup

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>>5276099
you're baiting and i bit

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>>5276099
/ck/ you decide- is this anon really this retarded?

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>>5275363
fuck, man...only so much I can take.

>> No.5276195

>>5275597
Your baseballs a bat

>> No.5276199

>>5276101
there was one terrifying moment where I thought it would be a GIF.

>> No.5276201

>>5275314
>that chick

>> No.5276204

>>5276193
hey! leave Grimes alone >:(

>> No.5276206

>>5275314
oh god, this reminds me of a piece of bacon i was about to eat when I was in 4th grage
>4th grade me ate breakfast on the drive to school
>had bacon
>inspect it closer
>there's hair on it
>"oh what's this"
>it's a little bump
>it pops and squirts on the car window My head was leaning on
>it was a grease zit or something
>nope.jpg

>> No.5276207

>>5276199
thanks anon i now have enough mental images to fuel years of nightmares

>> No.5276309
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5276309

never gets old

>> No.5276320

>>5275360
Dude what the fuck

>> No.5276326

>>5275142
I would totally try the upper one, it looks so fluffy, like a cotton candy pie :3

>> No.5276328

>>5275595
>entire animal, not skinned, not emptied, literally full of its shit and piss
>not gross.

>> No.5276329

>>5275643
overcooked beef like that makes me sick too.

>> No.5276343

>>5276309
Not disgusting, but hilarious.

>> No.5276348

>>5275295
this looks good

>> No.5276367

>>5276309
I'd so eat that.

>> No.5276373

>>5276367
me too. I would eat a whole bread disc.

>> No.5276416

someone please post tartare cake

>> No.5276431
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Mouldstew

>> No.5276471

>>5275301
>>5275583

Deep fried black pudding. It is, of course, from Scotland.

>> No.5276493

>>5276309
How did they still fuck up putting it on the left?

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>> No.5276505

>>5276493
there's no sauce or cheese to keep the dough from rising while it bakes or to hold the beef in place so inertia and gravity take full effect

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>>5276504

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>tfw
>"oh god, this reminds me of a piece of bacon i was about to eat when I was in 4th grage"

>> No.5276563

>>5276201
inorite

>> No.5276591

This thread reminds me of a bbq king thread.

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>>5275403
This is the most MENACING plate I have ever fucking seen! CHRIST, and then two assholes replying to that fucker making me think it was "black chicken", NO YOU STUPID COCKS, it's a motherfuckin BAT! AHH!

>> No.5276653

I think the fact that this stuff is technically food makes it worse than the gore threads they have on /b/.

>> No.5276710

>>5275297
why...

>> No.5276763
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Don't forget to eat your kale, /ck/. For your health.

>> No.5276768
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>A mouse found in a tin of Sainsbury's own-brand baked beans by Robert Howard, from Brockley, south-east London. According to the manufacturer the creature had been cooked in the tin.

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Used Band-Aid found in Chinese take out food

>> No.5276800

thanks /ck/, never eating again

>> No.5276845

>>5276763
Fucking done.

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>>5276771
>>5275511
>>5275403

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>>5276504

>> No.5276978

Lol'd at the file name.

>> No.5277197

>>5276514
... What the fuck is happening in this picture.

>> No.5277207

>>5277197
Stretch marks from having twins.

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>>5275314
>eating some good ass twice cooked pork with jalapenos from my favorite chinese joint

Awwww yeah. It's so good everytime, then suddenly...really tough pork...it feels very strange, I sit there frozen in fear. Take it out of my mouth...it looks like a tough cooked piece of leather with hair all over it. It took all of my strength to not freak out and vomit.

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>>5276514

>> No.5277283

>>5277197
Every woman's goal. Also average "milf".

>> No.5277300

>>5275613
What the fucking fuck.

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>>5276514

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>> No.5277353

>>5277349
okay why does that happen though?

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>>5275297

>> No.5277362

>>5277352
Jesus Christ this is the first time I am actually disgusted by food

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>> No.5277367

>>5277363
What's that, you're mom's dinner?

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>> No.5277381

>>5275728
"Have some nigger fingers for the road, kids"

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>>5275297
There is off colour (not black) dirts on the cream, that means he opened the oreo and squished the spider into the icing.

>calm your tits.

>> No.5277384

>>5277373
i've always wondered if it was flavored gelatin or just flavorless jello used solely to make molds.

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>>5277388

>> No.5277398
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>> No.5277416

>>5276471
It is also, of course, fucking delicious.

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>> No.5277424

>>5277373
HOLY SHIT that is terrible

>> No.5277446

>>5277424

It's called aspic. I think it's a French thing.

>> No.5277453
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>The world's deadliest spider forced a supermarket to close after a terrified worker spotted it under a box of bananas.

The highly-venomous Brazilian Wandering Spider - a species responsible for killing more people than any other arachnid - was eventually captured by RSPCA officers.

Victims usually die within an hour of being bitten by the spider, which has a 4in leg-span and is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the planet's most venomous animal.

It's scientific name is Phoneutria nigriventer - the first element is Greek for 'murderess' - but it is also known as the banana spider because of its habit of stowing away in shipments of the fruit.

Co-op worker Kate Whitmore today told how she spotted 'black, hairy legs' protruding from under a box of bananas as she stacked them.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/11/potentially-deadly-spiders-found-in-supermarket-banana-bunch/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/04/deadly-spiders-supermarket-bananas-_n_4214464.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1052712/Worlds-deadliest-spider-discovered-Britain-inside-box-Tesco-bananas.html

>> No.5277456

>>5277446
With a name like that I thought it would be a Mexi Rican dish

>> No.5277458

>>5277424
>>>5277373
>HOLY SHIT that is terrible
It was originally a class of foods called a composed salad. It's like cold delicious gazpacho that you eat with a fork, in most cases. Aspic is actually pretty good. Most of all, it was luxury food, because you needed both a icebox, and hours of prep of those individual little ingredients, from roasting a ham to hard boiling eggs, to arranging the presentation in layers, chilling in between each. So, it was impressive on hotel buffets, cruise liners in first class, or homemaker parties and special occasions.

>> No.5277461

>>5277458
>it was a luxury food
Doesn't make it not shit. Corsets were a luxury item until they realized it destroys your internal organs. Purchased little girls for sex are luxury items too.

>> No.5277463

>>5277453
Takes the express train from 'gross' and passes by 'disgusting' on the way to TERRIFYING STATION

>> No.5277467

>>5277453
>>The world's deadliest spider forced a supermarket to close after a terrified worker spotted it under a box of bananas.
This didn't happen in the US because our USDA (govt agency) requires bananas be literally dipped into tanks of insecticide before export from the growing nation into the US. Spraying isn't good enough to pass inspection.

This is why you should actually use the plastic bags in your produce section like an inside out glove to handle the banana bunches and also why all unpeelable fruit and veggies should be wrapped, because of the conveyor belts. Almost every American buys bananas, and it's all over the belts and cart handles. The foreign men who work with bananas are sterile.

I guess England doesn't dunk.

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>>5277458
that's interesting and relevant, thank's anon

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>>5277453
ackshually...

it's allegedly the most lethally venomous spider but the antidote to its poisonous bite is very effective so most bite cases in any remotely civilized areas do not result in death

the tiny golden poison (arrow) frog is the world's most poisonous animal, you don't want to lick or kiss this little frog no matter how cute it looks

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>> No.5277484

>>5277478
Could have been worse. Could have been fried spider dipped in sauce.

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>> No.5277498

>>5277483
I've always wanted to try those.

>> No.5277579

>>5277353
No meat, all arteries and blood vessels.

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>>5277476
>>5277453

>> No.5277584

>>5277581
It isn't hard to not lick frogs.

>> No.5277596

>>5277584
Speak for yourself.

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>>5276309

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>>5276514
Freddy, is that you?

>> No.5277749

>>5276763
God, I heard about this on a radio show I listen to in the mornings. That image man.

>> No.5277791

>>5277584
But have you not seen how cute they are? How can you not want to lick something that cute?

I want to lick every cute thing I come across, but the threat of death and or jail keeps me from doing so. I hate it.

>> No.5277828

>>5277612
How does dog taste?

>> No.5277843

>>5275511
At least they are dead.
I don't want to fuck with alive ones. They are super territorial and aggressive. So if you are in the water they'll chase you on sight. And if they get you they'll GASH YOU RIGHT THE FUCK OPEN WITH RAZOR JAWS.

>> No.5277849

>>5277612
wow
so eat
very taste

>> No.5277868

>>5277498
they're actually pretty good tbh. I don;t know why people are so afraid of them. Sure they look nasty, but the taste is good.

>> No.5277876

>>5277383
>implying that they didn't just open up the oreo to ice off the cream and discovered a spider there

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>>5277478
Barely even moving!
Get me a fresher batch or don't waste my time.

>> No.5277883

>>5277373
>KILL ME.

>> No.5277887

>>5277876
>ice
*Lick
goddamn macbook auto correct
>inb4 omg macbook pleb
sorry

>> No.5277891

>>5277453
>filename

My lips are bent back in pure terror, the edges curled down. I think more striking are my eyebrows, which I've yet to be able to unbunch. 10/10 post, would be frightened by again

>> No.5277896

>>5277882
the best Gagh is raw and still moving and washed down with bloodwine.

>> No.5277897

>>5277882
I don't think it's alive though, Worf. It looks like it's swimming in squid ink. So maybe some kind of chopped up sea animal?

>> No.5277900

>>5277453
That looks like a fresh batch of banaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGGH!!!!

>> No.5277915

>>5277579
and how the hell does that happen?

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>> No.5277927

>>5277300
its fake. She lost her eye, so they took the glass one out and put a sheep eye in or somthing.

>> No.5277939

>>5277927
>same iris size
>same iris color (shade if you want to get anal about it)

>> No.5277949

>>5275580
auth this reminds me
>be 11, half chink, go to china with mom
>tons of banquets
>one of said banquets, mother had me drink scorpion soup
>scorpion carcass was still in soup
>thiskillstheman.jpg

>> No.5277965

>>5277939
The movie's called Un Chien Andalou. Look it up if you wanna be a fucker about it. Pretty sure Dali made it or something. They used a cow eye, if I remember correctly.

>> No.5277990

>>5275297
NOOOOOOOOOPE.
That is all.

>> No.5278001

>>5277897
Eels is my guess.

>> No.5278027

>>5275193
I'd rather just burn the house down.

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>>5277476
But it's sooo cute! What about a hug? :3

>> No.5278113

>>5278001
>>5277897
>>5277882
It's fucking squid ink pasta you dumbfucks.

>> No.5278131

>>5275297
You opened an oreo and smashed a spider with it...why has nobody thought of this?

>> No.5278138

>>5278131
Because they did. Learn to read.

>> No.5278147

>>5278138
No u

>> No.5278156

>>5277916
I read a paper about how having or lacking a certain gene causes people to like or hate the flavor. I can't stand it, sadly.

>> No.5278178

>>5277392

squid ink? black beans?

>> No.5278231
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>>5276514

>> No.5278247

>>5276005
lol no

>> No.5278297

>>5278156
I don't mind it when added during cooking just when there's a huge clump the raw leaves

>> No.5278305

>>5278231
f-fuck you anon

>> No.5278309

>>5275511
god asians are not even human what the fuck

>> No.5278314

>>5276193
that is a lot of cum

>> No.5278318

>>5276431
>dat hydrophobic mold

>> No.5278319

>>5275326
>Ugh, haggis sounds gross!
...say people that routinely eat other types of sausage.

>> No.5278339

>>5278319
this

>> No.5278347

>>5277384
it's aspic
basically meat jello
>>5277424
>terrible
go back to macdolans, child

>> No.5278353

Is cotton candy pizza edible?

>> No.5278358

>>5275295
Cake N' Chips...

>> No.5278373

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw

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>>5278374

oh my god fuck women

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>> No.5278488

>>5278393
aren't there hundreds of stories of guys cumming in oreos/bowls of cereal/other food? at least she isn't trying to trick anyone into eating it. even if she were, it wouldn't be any different from earning your "red wings"

>> No.5278762

>>5277388
Why am I more disgusted by this than anything else in this thread

>> No.5278768

>>5278488
Cum isn't putrid, rotting body waste.

>> No.5278779

>>5277418
What is this even supposed to be, and what's the purple stuff?

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>> No.5278815

>>5278785
WHYY

>> No.5278833

>>5277349
That shit is so nasty

>> No.5278852

>>5278815
It's some weird meta troll to trick somebody into killing themselves. (/ck/s version of growing crystals) but somebody would have to be fucking mentally retarded to even put that in their mouths.

The science is that if anybody WOULD do that the first thing that's going to happen is an involuntary gasp as you get a mouthful of mint. This will likely lead to your windpipe getting an involuntary chunk of hot dog lodged in it.

>> No.5278887

>>5277965
Yeah Dali and that Brunios guy or however you spell his name. I thought it was a sheep's eye...that film was all sorts of fucked up

>> No.5278891

>>5275295
It's fucking good fucking nigger

>> No.5278893

>>5278887
Luis Buñuel

>> No.5278906

>>5278852
Sheit, really? I always just thought it was "LOL putting toothpaste on a hot dog so randumb XD" Can't imagine anyone thinking that would taste good

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>this thread
i never thought food could genuinely be terrifying

>> No.5278916

>>5275297
I remember this was on a vegan thread on Reddit.

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>> No.5278950

>>5277453
>It's scientific name is
>It's scientific name
>It's scientific
>It's

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>> No.5278972

>>5278852
Woah, that's actually pretty well-thought out and clever.

>> No.5278975

>>5278946
"What's for dinner tonight, mom?"

"Pork inverted rectums, dear!"

>> No.5279021

>>5277498
>>5277868
Agreed there quite pleasant, go nice in a soup, pho, broth soup had them in Thailand. centres a bit carameliy.

>> No.5279067

>>5277828
My dad has had dog. He tells me it's very chewy with a very strong taste. It's also supposedly not very good for your blood pressure.

>> No.5279124

>>5278946
why inverted? why not normal rectum?

>> No.5279199

>>5277611
>23.80$ for one pizza

That is the most disgusting thing in this thread

>> No.5279212

>>5277349
I'm pretty sure thus is cthulu's asshole

>> No.5279228

>>5275297
At least you can get a year's free supply of Oreos now.

>> No.5279295

>>5278779
looks like rödbetssallad

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>>5275784
>Dude no, what the fuck, that spider was cute
>that spider was cute
>spider was cute
>cute
WHAT IS THIS HERESY

>> No.5279392

>>5279359
THEY AREN'T CUTE, BUT THEY'RE AWESOME BROS. THEY EAT COCKROACHES AND RATS AND SHIT

>> No.5279393

>>5279392
Same with asians,

>> No.5279414

>>5277213
>eating an animal product
>find evidence that it actually came from an animal
>freaking out and vomiting

>> No.5279423

>>5277467
>2014
>United Kingdom
>Doesn't dip its fruit in poison
>Fuckwits

>> No.5279427

>>5279392

i would rather be in the company of roaches and rats than spiders..

>> No.5279436

>>5278957
what is that? pig trotter? looks alright. would try/10

>> No.5279445

>>5279436
looks like duck or poultry to me. I'd eat that as well

>> No.5279458

>>5277461
>It looks weird to my limited taste so it's shit

murrika pls

>> No.5279502

>>5278374
bullshit. Cooked menstrual blood is dark brown, not pink

>> No.5279574
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Disgusting as in looking disgusting? Check out hungarian cuisine, 90% of it looks like somebody already ate it, but they taste like something from the gods themselves.

Pic related, it's pork-nail stew. Tasty though.

>> No.5279622

>>5277498
great in congee

>> No.5279729

>>5275411
Ah I've actually had these, average squid, nothing too horrible.

>> No.5279751

>>5278852
I don't think that'd work, usually when I taste something weird/strange my first instinct is to keep chewing before spitting it out.

>> No.5279786

>>5279751
Dude. You're going to die a food related death if you keep chewing instead of spitting like a total retard.

>> No.5280098

>>5279124
Probably easier to clean out.

>> No.5280164

>>5275314
What the fuck is this??? It's freaking me out holy crap

>> No.5280219

>>5279574
Dude, what? That looks delicious.

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>>5277483
Is there a chance that a, like, ghetto option exists for making these?

>> No.5280307

>>5275319
Overcooked to absolute fuck. It's a novel idea, though.

>> No.5280345

>>5278403
creative

>> No.5280615

>>5275297
Thank you for reminding me I saved that picture anon.

>> No.5280616

>>5280276
Pretty sure the ghetto way is exactly the same as the legit way, get some eggs and leave them for ages.

>> No.5280623

>>5280616
Looked it up and i was a fool, it seems like you COULD make ghetto ones though, if you can get your hands on lye.

>> No.5280629

>>5277373
>american cuisine
I assure you, outside of meatloaf the the united states does not share a single food culture.

>> No.5280792

>>5276768
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.5280829

>>5278403
that way, sir >>5280455

>> No.5280872

>>5276102
Bats are chicken of the cave.

Spiders are chicken of the attic

>> No.5280879

>>5277939
They swap out the eye between the shots, silly.

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>>5277843
OHGODOHOGODOHGOD!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqAzARBM5Iw

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>>5276514

>> No.5280922

>>5278971
What's wrong with this?

>> No.5280930

>>5277843
that's why they scare the hell out of me Jesus... I heard their sting is pretty painful. and they look disgusting when they're carrying their offspring idk man
>>5280891
n OPE

>> No.5280940

>>5277611
That is clearly an equilateral triangle

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>>5281025

>> No.5281084

>>5280940
What's worse is there's only one triangle, when the notes made it quite clear there was to be multiple triangles.

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>>5281026

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>>5280276
I'm sure century eggs were made somewhere in pic related and if that's not ghetto I don't know what is.

>> No.5281217

>>5281205
Rename that jpg Megacity One

>> No.5281273

>>5276504
all that waste of food makes me cringe

>> No.5281293

>>5281026
Idk if I told this story in this thread yet but my buddy bought two bags of rice at the dollar store and cooked and ate one bag then went to cook the other and noticed rice was moving, you know why. he's trying to sue the store or something

>> No.5281341

>>5281293
I had a friend buy some chicken breast and in the middle of the package between them there was a giant ass worm.

>> No.5281366

>>5281341
Likely a chicken esophagus. They look eerily like large common earthworms.

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>>5279502
w-why would you know what.

>> No.5281640

>>5281623
Dried blood is brown dumbass. I say realising I have been rused by that cookie thing for months being a different anon.

>> No.5281643

>>5275403
was so fucking relieved that image wasn't any bigger

>> No.5281682

>>5275416
At a glance they look like little cocks, but upon closer inspection they're fingers! What a relief.

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>>5279124
Because the flavor's inside..

>> No.5281742

>>5277398
I'd eat the shit out of that.

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>>5278946
I'd eat the shit out of that.

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>>5281729
>>5281758
I'm fucking dying

>> No.5281778

>>5275339
lel I thought it was a coconut that went really bad

>> No.5281784

>>5275363
video or didn't happen

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>>5281833
>Abominations
>Lazily changes tumblr file names
I am horrified in all the right ways.

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>>5281833
The way those tentacles are curled and colored makes me think the thing is still alive in there.

>> No.5282166

>Put pizzas in oven and then forget

Reminds me of the time I stored away bread, forgot about it, and when I found it it basically because bagged mold water

>> No.5282170

>>5277398

>st louis style pizza

>> No.5282178

>>5275326
haggis is fucking delicious

>> No.5282181

can somebody please post that picture of the raw meat with pus oozing out of it that always gets people banned around here

>> No.5282187

>>5276504
i miss when howtobasic was good

>> No.5282200

>>5275142

what the fuck was that one, even a guy on here tried making it

>vietnamese?
>some sort of cake
>bright green on inside, brown outer skin
>used strained pineapple juice
>texture inside looked like a fucking skin disease

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>>5282200
oh shit found a generic pic of it. the guy who made it also took a dark as fuk pic that made it look even less appealing

>> No.5282205

>>5282181
I wonder if anybody would be willing to risk it.
Why does it get people banned anyway?

>> No.5282224

>>5282204

I'm not seeing the problem. You must be inordinately squeamish if the appearance of that cake bothers you

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this gets people banned?

>> No.5282228

>>5282204
honeycomb cake taste great you asshole. The coloring is just pandan extract.

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>>5279392
please leave

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>>5282226
wat

>> No.5282247

>>5282246
It's a tumor

>> No.5282351

>>5282247
its not a tumor!

>> No.5282366

>>5277916

Yes. I don't like it.
Same goes for ginger

>> No.5282370

>>5281833

>implying things like that don't live in the deep sea

>> No.5282372

>>5282204

Oh god that guy who baked a sponge

>> No.5282374

>>5279574
Those potatoes look amazing.

>> No.5282390

>>5279502
>>5281640

>What is food coloring?

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>>5275326

>> No.5282439

>>5277392
squid ink paella. c'mon man its pretty good

>> No.5282445

>>5282246

a cyst

>> No.5282450

>>5282404
lmao

>> No.5282457

>>5282226
a /ck/ classic

>>5282228
>>5282224
You really don't understand
god fucking bless you for not having seen the picture

I'll never forget that thread

>> No.5282461

>>5282246
Looks like an abscess.

>> No.5282517

>>5280164
It's a pork rind.

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>>5277453
>nigriventer

>> No.5282711

>>5279393
But asians are cute too.

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>>5281293
>buying food at a dollar store
>not expecting this

>> No.5282737

>>5282166
This is why you should never put bread in the fridge. Bread and moisture don't get along.

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Hot off the presses

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>>5279502
those were made by the same psyco who did this, so I'm not going to try my luck if i'm ever offered a plate.

>> No.5283335

>>5282134
well the only way they'd be that color and curled is if they were boiled

>> No.5284134

>>5283327
http://cuntbarf.tumblr.com/post/23265971147/the-start-of-my-menstrual-collecting-in-2008-this

http://cuntbarf.tumblr.com/post/22859753527/these-are-the-images-i-get-when-i-google-myself

wow, yeah, no, this is legit

beg pardon while i eject my stomach contents at the moon

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>>5284134
>>5283327
>>5278374

>> No.5284534

>>5282737
My mom does that all the time and it annoys me so much. She just says that it keeps the bread fresh.

Any other bread she puts in the freezer.