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>ITT: food that makes you think 'murica...'

>> No.5261000
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Pizza with ranch dressing

>> No.5261002

muh dik

>> No.5261038
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>> No.5261083

>>5261038
jesus

>> No.5261090

>>5261083
Those are so fuckng delicious.

>> No.5261101

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KswWfq2drCM

>> No.5261126

>>5261038
Too bad they don't sell those where I live anymore.

>> No.5261131

Any recipe where the ingredients are mostly brand names

>> No.5261138
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>>5261101

>> No.5261154

>>5261101
>calling spaghetti "sketti" unironically

>> No.5261170

>>5261101
They'd have money to buy better food if the crazy bitch didn't waste so much money on the kid's beauty pageant shit. Fucking redneck shits.

>> No.5261177

>>5261083
yeah some autistic eurofags cant grasp the concept of sausage going well with pancakes

>> No.5261179
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>> No.5261194

>>5261177
Don't even try to defend these. Just don't.

>> No.5261993
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>> No.5262004

>>5261179
those are godlike

>> No.5262018

>>5261993
How are they even allowed to sell that shit

>> No.5262024

>>5261194
I for one, am ashamed of being an American because of things like this.

>> No.5262050

>>5261038
I always enjoy how they couldn't even bother to use actual blueberries but instead, use blueberry-like 'flavoring'

>> No.5262069

>>5262018
>450g
>1000kcal
looks like a regular meal to me

>> No.5262074

>>5261177
"Salty" crepes are common in most countries in Europe. That doesn't mean a pre-made, packed, frozen food abortion is normal.

>> No.5262077

>>5262074
>crepe
It's called a pancake.

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>>5261000

>mfw people ask for sides of ranch at the pizza joint i work at
>mfw people will ask for more than one

they just dip their pizza in it. asking for it as a base or a topping is one thing, but just on the side?

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>>5262077
>not knowing the difference between a pancake and a crepe

>> No.5262378

>>5262086

Hot ranch is disgusting, so having it as a base or a topping is out - they get this because they know you have it (for wings), and they want the hot/cold contrast.

>> No.5262380

>>5262092
>not knowing the difference between a pancake, a palatschinken, a crepe and a flapjack

lmao

>> No.5262473

>>5261038
>fruit
>not the chocolate chip version

are you some kinda terrorist faggot?

>> No.5262615

>>5262473
No never ever

>> No.5262631

>>5262069
Look at 'Sodium'. Look.

>> No.5262646

>>5262069
>231% of the daily value for cholesterol
>104% for saturated fat
>looks like a regular meal to me
You must be healthier than a race horse.

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>>5261993
>2,090mg sodium

oh my good lord

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ITT: food that makes you think 'Yurop...'

>> No.5262678

>>5262092
A crepe is a fucking pancake you creep.

>> No.5262681

>>5261993
>two
>whole
>grams
>of
>Na+

>> No.5262685

>>5262681
They must be popular with deer.
For all you europoors there's a funny story as to just WHY these are off the scale.

>> No.5262686

>>5262659
That looks fucking delicious and I would eat ALL of it.

>> No.5262691

>>5262686
>eating mudslime garbage

I guess it is part of a customary You're-a-peon diet, after all.

Enjoy your Hepatitis C.

>> No.5262696

>>5262691
It's fried meat.
What the fuck is wrong with fried meat?

>> No.5262717

>>5262696
Please, for the the love of god, don't feed the fucking trolls.

>> No.5262719

>>5262691
keep it in /pol/

>> No.5262737

>>5261101
>old familiy recipe
>mixing fucking ketchup and melted butter with spaghetti
>calling it sketti
What the shit?

>> No.5262741

>>5261177

>picture of toad in the hole gets posted
>hurfdurf britfags, why your food so shit
>it's the same goddamn thing

>> No.5262745

>>5262659
Isn't that in india?

>> No.5262746

>>5262745
No the picture was taken in London just last week.

>> No.5262751

>>5262746
But it totally looks like some sort of ethnic market for indian people, that is not traditional european food

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>>5261993
>1030 calories
>22 fucking grams of sugar
>36 fucking grams of protein
>231% of your daily fucking cholesterol

>> No.5262799

>>5262074
Do you put it on a stick? No? It's not the same thing then.
Enjoy your dirty dishes, I'll have another stick to add to my collection.

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>>5262775
>that gif

>> No.5263048

>>5262751
congratulations, you are now learning about immigration and muh progressiveness

>> No.5263061

>>5263048
Fuck progressiveness.

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>>5261993
You ain't seen nothin' yet!

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because it actually is american

>> No.5264332

>>5264314
>eat this with eggs

Are they trying to kill us?

>> No.5264338

>>5264332
forgot
>and BUTTER

Jesus Christ.

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>>5264314

>adding salt to a canned product

no

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>>5264343
>Wow, those are some weird eg-

Wait.

What.

>> No.5264359

>>5261000
holy shit

>> No.5264380

>>5264352

Don't you want to suck on my eggs anon?

>> No.5264629

>>5261000
what the fuck

>> No.5264705

>>5262746
lol'd

>> No.5264771

>>5261101
Oh thank god, I thought they were going to show them eating it, fucking disgusting.

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>>5262746
so true

>> No.5264817

>>5264314
>2 servings
wait, what the fuck... so it has like 2340% of your daily cholesterol intake?

>> No.5264829
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ITT Food that makes you think "california"

>> No.5264841

>>5264817

Two servings

It serves two

Retard

>> No.5264848

>>5264841

>amount/serving

>> No.5265340

>>5262086
Some people like to get dipping sauce on the side to dip their crust in so it isn't bland.

>> No.5265348

>>5260997
I just ate a ball of raw cookie dough
>'murica

>> No.5265365

Pretty much all fast food of all cultures in my country. Only standout exceptions are a couple of awesome French owned Bakeries and Turkish owned Kebab takeout-optional joints.

>> No.5265694

>>5262685
What's the story, grandpa?

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>>5264829

>> No.5265733

>>5262086
As a fat man let me tell you, dipping foods in stuff wastes far less dip

>> No.5265739

>>5265710
whats with all the bad language

>> No.5265742

>>5265739
That's a 4chan staple of infographics

>> No.5266046

>>5262082
>now available in Australia

so ashamed of that, you have no fucking idea...

>> No.5266051

>>5265710
Just cooked some up...I'm in Wisconsin.

>> No.5266066
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>> No.5266067

>>5266046
I don't get it, would you object to having ground beef as a topping on a pizza? It looks fine to me, kinda uneccesary but it's jsut a presentation gimmick

>> No.5266068
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This is a children's side snak you order with the regular children's cholesterol combo

>> No.5266070

>>5262082
This has just become available in my town in england...so fucked up..fat cunts paradise

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>>5266066

>> No.5266072

>>5266070
I'm pretty sure England is as fat as us her in the US.

>> No.5266073

>>5262678
*sigh*

>> No.5266079

>>5266066
if this came with real bread it would be great

>> No.5266081

>>5266072
I highly doubt that would also help if you fat cunts stopped bring burger crusted fucking pizzas over here, keep ya shit food in the US thanks.

>> No.5266084

>>5266081
You know you love it, ya fatties.

>> No.5266086

>all this murrika/yurop
*wipes off chin*
*gives europe a little kiss*

>> No.5266088

>>5262646
we don't get cholesterol in our bodies from the cholesterol in our food anyway

>> No.5266107

>>5266081
Actually, I'm pretty sure the Japs invented burger crust pizza first, as well as hot dog crust pizza and a bunch of other fucked up pizza things.

>> No.5266134

>>5262678
pancakes are thicker

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>>5265710
FAGGGOTT

>> No.5266158

I want America and Europe to get a room and fuck already

>> No.5266159
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>>5266158
The last time that happened millions of Frenchies were raped.

>> No.5266167

>>5266159
>implying the frogs don't have a massive rape fetish

>> No.5266170

>>5266167
That's the Japanese m9, and they certainly copped it well.

>> No.5266175

>>5266170
the japanese like to rape and then be raped
french people only like to be raped
thats why they can't go fifty years without being invaded, the thought of being raped by foreigners just gives them a massive hard-on

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>>5261000
>tfw my local pizzeria servers delicious chicken bacon ranch pizza

shits good

>> No.5266285

>>5262069
How is a thousand calories a regular meal, even assuming you're a man with an active lifestyle the 2500 number is still probably too high. Unless you're drinking water only all day, not snacking at all and only eating two meals a day you're still eating shit.

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>>5262719
This whole thread is america bashing, don't be a thin skinned hypocrite

>> No.5266310

>>5261993
those mash looks sad

>> No.5266967

>>5261179
i threw up a little in my mouth

>> No.5266979
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>>5262082

>> No.5266989

>>5264829
anything avocados

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>>5261993

>> No.5267542

>>5266979

i see what you did there

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>>5266310
those are scrambled eggs, anon.

>> No.5267607

>>5267577
No fucking WAY!

>> No.5267619

>>5260997
For me, any sandwich which contains at least a pound of thin sliced boring meat, and another half pound of sliced boring cheese.
>Hey Jeb! This meat's got no flavor!
>So throw lots more in, Mary-Lou!
I ain't saying it's all that way, but it's what I think of as being All-American.

>> No.5267648

>>5261000
Damn. I don't know much, but I do fucking know that is very common in Denmark at least. It's fucking gr8 doe.

>> No.5267670

>>5267607
that's what happens when eggs are 'scrambled' and cooked on an industrial scale, frozen for six to twelve months and finally microwaved for six to ten minutes

>> No.5267686

>>5266147
Does weed infused butter actually make you high?

>> No.5267734

>>5260997
If only it came in Code Red...

>> No.5268459

>>5267686
Yessir. As fuck.

>> No.5268464

>>5267686
weed infused fats are kinda how edible marijuana works.

>> No.5268564

>hurrr durrr cholesterol is bad

>> No.5268650

>>5262751
I can't believe you are falling for this, jesus christ.

>> No.5268654

>>5261000
Hey, pizza dipped in ranch is fucking delicious. You probably never even tried it.

>> No.5268664

>>5268654
You are literally dipping your pizza in mayonnaise and buttermilk. You should be ashamed of yourself

>> No.5268679

>>5266067
Therein lies the problem - gimicks should never exist in food. Ever.

>> No.5268682

>>5268664
>you are literally dipping your product made of eggs, oil, and milk byproducts into a mixture of egg, oil, and milk byproducts

>> No.5268709

mmmm.... barbeque...

>> No.5268811

This thread proves how little the world knows about American cuisine.

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>>5264829

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>>5262659
>people actually buying that this is London
>never heard of reverse image search

Does /pol/ even try?

>> No.5269639

>>5268811
I'm sorry, I don't quite understand you. Are you complaining about other cultures or are you shooting up a school? Because it's really easy to get the two mixed up.

>> No.5269651

>>5266258
....Illinois?