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5245401 No.5245401[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How bad are your eating habits when you eat alone?

>> No.5245407

I admit, I can be a massive pig when I'm not around anyone else.

>> No.5245405
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5245405

Oh Felicia Day, you are so wacky and an inspiration to all of us nerd girls. Fight the good fight, sister.

>> No.5245408

>>5245405
Who the fuck is Felicia Day. I just pulled that shit off google.

>> No.5245411
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5245411

the pit is dark and endless

>> No.5245412
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>>5245405
Shame she is a gigantic shame. Actually it makes sense why she is an inspiration to "nerd girls" or whatever they call themselves.

>> No.5245413

I can't help but eat politely when I'm by myself

>> No.5245416

>you will never poison Felicia Day's food.
>you will never put down the tyrant.
Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis

>> No.5245418

>>5245413

that bullshit rummy, I know you're a drunken slob all the time...I bet you still have cheeto dust under your finger nails from earlier.

>> No.5245420

>>5245412
>gigantic shame
I meant "sham".

>> No.5245426

>>5245413
Define how you eat politely.

>> No.5245430

>>5245418
I eat cheetos with chopsticks so my hands stay clean

or I'll just use a tooth pick and stab them until it sticks

>> No.5245431

>>5245426
She uses her mouth, not her asshole.

>> No.5245436

>>5245430
>with chopsticks
This is similar to the anon who kept spaghetti in his pocket because he felt it was the most convenient spot for it.

>> No.5245438

>>5245430
I loathe the feeling of my hands getting dirty, but not even I'm that high strung.

>> No.5245439

>>5245401
Really bad. I often forget to eat alltogether. When I finally drag my ass to the kitchen I'll mix all kinds of weird stuff together because it's gonna go bad soon. Dry rice with cheese, anyone? Grilled cheese sandwich with mustard and salsa? Cabbage prepared in 50 different ways because it's cheap and I don't think before buying a whole one?

>> No.5245443

>>5245430

lol, I'd like to see your drunk ass trying to stab a cheeto. Stop lying, everyone knows you're a bag tipper with the occasional thong grab.

>> No.5245448

>>5245439
>Cabbage
Your home must smell like a gook's asshole.

>> No.5245452

>>5245439
But how sloppy of an eater are you when no one's watching?

>> No.5245466

>>5245452
Why would anyone change how they eat because they don't have company?

I guess I sometimes fart and burp when I eat alone. Must be the cabbage.

>> No.5245471

>>5245466
Why cabbage?

>> No.5245473

>>5245466
Because maybe sometimes I just feel like being a fuckin' pig.

>> No.5245478

i eat dozens of thousands of calories and vomit it all up.

i think that takes the cake.

pun.

>> No.5245480

>>5245478
Do your abs tense up when you puke? God I love seeing that.

>> No.5245503

>>5245480

i punch myself in the abs to puke.

>> No.5245525

>>5245503
Doesn't matter how you get that core workout, sister. But honestly, you should replace your snack food with rotisserie chicken and an 20 minute ab/leg workout.

>> No.5245532

>>5245525

meh, i also run 3 miles a day. that's a little under 30 minutes.

>> No.5245542

i forget to eat until i get dizzy
then i eat

>> No.5245546

>>5245532
I separate my cardio from my actual workout. You get better results that way. 25 minute run starts the calorie burn, workout builds the muscle (which in turn eats more calories).