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>be at upper class bar
>waitress comes over and asks for order
>"martini please, dirty"
>"ok, got your orders, be back in a jiff"
>come back and sip beverage
>vodka
>mfw

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>iktf

not that i have anything against vodka martinis, but that shit happens way too often. i shouldn't have to say "gin martini"

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>>5232269
>orders a pleb martini
>whines when he gets a pleb martini

>> No.5232286

speaking of pleb martinis, how long have espresso martinis been a thing? it's just a black russian with a shot of espresso added and served in a cocktail glass. wasn't aware of them until my new job

>> No.5232288

>>5232269
> ordering a faggy martini

like it really matters after you ruin it with the juice

>> No.5232291
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>drinking any martini

>> No.5232309

Is it pleb to order Martinis on the rocks? I also order Manhattans on the rocks.

>> No.5232318

>>5232269
>be at upper class bar
Confirmed pleb. Who says >>5232269
is?

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>>5232269
They can't fuck up an order for bourbon, rum or whiskey.

>> No.5232349

>>5232286

anything in a martini glass is somehow now a "martini" because bullshit

>> No.5232361

>>5232269

>martinis
>anything but disgusting

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>>5232349
I was sure they called this one "jizztini" before going through my hard drive to find this pic.

>> No.5232372

>>5232369
>these semen "cock"tails

Is this and the other ones shoops or is there really a sex book that has drink recipies using bodily fluids?

>> No.5232376

>>5232372
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

>> No.5232381

>>5232372
>>5232376
http://www.amazon.com/Semenology-The-Semen-Bartenders-Handbook/dp/1482605228/ref=pd_bxgy_b_text_y

>> No.5232402

>>5232372
Natural harvest
There is a torrent with a .pdf.
I'm the actual creator of the scan... (My only contribution to "the scene". The surprising result of a 3-some with >>>/t/, >>>/d/, and >>>/ck/.)

The author also made a cocktail recipe book.

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>>5232381

>> No.5232491

This book is a hoax. Please remove it from my sophisticated thread, please.

>> No.5232497

>>5232269
>tfw RTW2 is worse than RTW1 despite having a 10 year difference

Creative Assembly just added a fuckton of unneeded mechanics while abandoning old ones. (I guess it's to be expected after Empire: Total War set the changes in motion)

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>>5232491
This book is legit, STFU or I dump it.

>> No.5232511

>>5232508
Commence the dump anon

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>>5232508
post the kekest ones

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>>5232511
>>5232516
Full thing is in torrent. As per request, I'll post what I like.
Starting by the end for a change.

Also, let me have a look at /ck/ specific rules. This shit may be considered NSFW.

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/ck/ - Food & Cooking
Images and discussion should relate to food and cooking.
Recipes are welcome! Feel free to talk about your favorite dishes and discuss past cooking experiences.

Well...
I still have 5 pages of text and a regular dish picture before any weird (but visually SFW) recipe. If a mod has to step in for "copyright" (lol), I'll stop as soon as requested.

>> No.5232554
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Tip : soy lecithin, arginine, zinc and celery, and these tips you saw on /b/? They don't do shit.

>> No.5232559

>>5232527
>>5232535
>>5232554
Is this book for real, or just an elaborate joke? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE

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I've been told that beer (Think Belgium monk, not watery lager) give a sweet taste ; and cinnamon can give a cinnamon taste.
We should have a /d/eviant-/ck/ cross-board one day.

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>>5232559
see>>5232372
>>5232376
>>5232381
>>5232402

Oh, I have a good one about nutritional information.
Went exploring /d/ after a /cum/ thread on /soc/ told me >>>/d/. Once there, a YLYL thread leaded me, as a /sci/entist, to do some calculations and produce this post :
WARNING, THERE IS PORN THERE >>>/d/5317257
(hoping my link works)

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Also, I'll go to bed eventually. I woke up at 4am with the intend to go back to bed ASAP, it's now 7am...
And "tomorrow" night I go to an open-bar party and sleep again.
/ck/ is a slowboard and should survive a night, but we face a situation here. Someone could finish the dump for me...

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http://xkcd.com/now says that lurkers are Asians, or have a sleep pattern as fucked up as mine.
plz respond.

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Do you want these kind of pages? You can get better (and semen-less) ones by googling the recipe name...
I'll only dump the recipes until asked for a picture

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Lurkers, please encourage me like I'm a comment-lurking whore.
I mean, if I dump for 0-2 guys, you may as well get the torrent.

>> No.5232635

>ordering a martini
>not telling her exactly what kind of gin you want

pleb

>> No.5232646

>>5232635
The whole story is bullshit. Any place you ever go and order a drink like that will ask if you have a preference unless you order like the house martini from a menu. OP is also a faggot for not specifying Hendricks in general, and for getting olive juice dumped into a drink that is meant to be pure and direct, not full of salt and shit added flavors.

>> No.5232653

>>5232626
so does this mean that CWC is a visionary by drinking fanta and spunk?

>> No.5232658

>>5232646
I'm not even arguing a gin vs. vodka. If you are at an "upper class bar" you should specify which brand you want. Don't leave it up to the discretion of the waitress.

>> No.5232667

>>5232658
If youre at an upper class place they wont walk away without asking. Were you at TGIFridays?

>> No.5232669

>>5232667
You're arguing the same point as me. OP apparently was at TGIF