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>mfw americans call Cinnamon Johnnies "eggs"
>mfw americans call Dirt Rockets "carrots"
>mfw americans call Winter Champs "escargot"
>mfw americans call River Nubs "chicken drumsticks"
>mfw americans call Chicken Silk "whipped cream"
>mfw americans call Clever Dawgs "meatballs"
>mfw americans call Tropical Johns "pineapples"
>mfw americans call Chicken Whispers "nuggets"
>mfw americans call Raisin Zeta Jones "cookies"
>mfw americans call Rainbow logs "Salami"

>> No.5187342

>>5187330
some of our slang and words is just as stupid as british slang words. english is a stupid language sometimes

>> No.5187338

3-2-1 IT'S DIRT ROCKETS!

>> No.5187379

>>5187338
Shhhhhh children shhhhhh.......its Chicken Whispers.

>> No.5187539

>>5187379
Can you hear them? Shhhhhhhhhhh!

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>>5187330

>> No.5187844

>>5187342
you're a stupid language

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>>5187330
>mfw americans call greeny weenie sour snappers "pickles"

>> No.5187994

Were those meant to sound British? You suck, OP.

>> No.5188040

>mfw americans call Salty Pals "crawdads"

>> No.5188045

>>5187994
Exactly, I thought they were Canadian ones

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>>5187330

>mfw americans call White Pips "mushrooms"
>mfw americans call Green Todds "peas"
>mfw americans call Vinegar Husbands "pickles"
>mfw americans call Business Lamb "salmon"
>mfw americans call Apple Himmlers "tomatoes"

>> No.5188096

>mfw americans call salty pals "shrimp"

>> No.5188119

>>5187330
mmm cinnamon johnnies... so soft and wet inside

>> No.5188121

>>5187844
You mum's a stupid language.

>> No.5188123

Where did those adds come from anyway?

>> No.5188141

>>5188123
http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/

nsfw

>> No.5188157

And who calls those things by the former?

Oh... no one :(.

>> No.5188154

>americans calling their business lamb "salmon"

get it together 'murrika

>> No.5188170

Can somebody post those fake grocery ads with names like these?

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>>5188170

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>>5188419

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>>5188422

>> No.5188430
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>>5188427

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>>5188430

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>>5188434

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>>5188435

>> No.5188440

>>5188154
>$ in the adds
>brits claim it's theirs

>> No.5188506

>>5188440

im not british

>> No.5188517

>>5188506
But OP is.

>> No.5188526

>>5188506
Aussie?

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>>5188439
ooh found a newer one
don't forget the chicken captchas

>> No.5188537

CINNAMON JOHNNIES 20¢ EACH
ˢᵒᶠᵗ + ʷᵉᵗ ᶦᶰˢᶦᵈᵉ

>> No.5188560

>>5188435

>gently used

my sides

>> No.5188567

>>5187330
You just made those up yourself. I know this, because they're unfunny and shit.

>> No.5188581

>>5188534

are these meant to make no sense

i am so confused

>> No.5188589

>>5188537
how'd you make your letters small

>> No.5188599

>>5188589
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicode_subscripts_and_superscripts

>> No.5188602

>>5188589
alt F4

>> No.5188605

>>5188589
S̯̱͔̠ͅu͚̱͚ͬ̋͂ͩ̊̄ͫ́ͅḇ̞͔͎̪̥̂ͅs̡̝̣͊̉̑̅͆ć̸͈͕r̼͎͗̽̒͟i̺̘̩͖̦̬͚ͨ̈ͥ͗̊̀p͇͇͇t̆

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>>5188439
Peach Travis

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>>5188141
Thanks for posting this, every one is so good, I can't believe I never thought to look this up before.
>>5188567
giving op way too much credit

>> No.5189135

>>5188644
Your image made me inhale half of my lung which is not even a thing that physically happens.

Huehuehue. Dust in the Wind.

>> No.5189845

>mfw american Oat Goblins aren't peaceful.

>> No.5189865

>>5188141

What do you know, there's actually good content on Tumblr

>> No.5189867

>>5188644
Tie a Yellow Ribbon, Andy Griffith Theme and Cat's in the Cradle would all be high-tier stripping songs.

>> No.5190056

>mfw americans call Vinegar Husbands "pickles"

>> No.5190594

>>5188534
wow

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>>5189865

>> No.5190865

>>5190856

Did he really say that? Wow.
Does Tumblr even make any money? Why not shut the whole shebang down?

>> No.5190870

>>5190865
That would be like shutting 4chan down because of /pol/.

>> No.5190875

>>5190870

But our cutiemootie wouldn't do that to us
And 4chan makes a bit of money, doesn't it? Captcha passes and ads and stuff.
Moot could even sell his underwear

>> No.5190888

>>5190875
From what I understand, 4chan doesn't make a lot of money, and when it does it goes mostly to bandwidth and hardware upgrades.

>> No.5190918

>>5190888

>tfw I turned off my adblocker just for 4chan so moot will get a bit of money
>probably

I'm doing my part. Are you doing yours?

>> No.5190938

>>5190918
He'll only get money from click-throughs. If you enable ads and never click on them, it's useless. I never click shitty ads, thus always use adblock.

>> No.5190939

>>5190918
Yeah, I bought a pass too. But now that you have adblock off, you'll see just how few advertisers are willing to associate with 4chan.

>> No.5190945

>>5190865
If you didn't know, it was bought out by Yahoo. So I don't think they need a whole lot of money to run it anymore.

>> No.5190971

>>5190865
It makes money, so no point in shutting it down. He just wants a do-over.

>> No.5192312

>>5190938

I click on them on accident often enough. So I guess that'll work.

>>5190971

But how? Are there ads? Are there paid "blogs"?

>> No.5192320

>>5190856
Holy shit. Do not wear a bowtie if you have no idea how to tie one.

>> No.5192321

>>5192312
There are click throughs, and ads that pay per view. It's profitable enough that yahoo bought it and his pay is guaranteed, He Won't shut it down because it makes money and because it's not yahoo! property. He just has lament that instead of being a new google.blogger.com platform, the culture that embraced it ended up being the fat enablers.

And btw /fit/ here, we see "fat positive" enablers as enablers like it would be for "severe alcoholic positive"

>> No.5192323

>>5192320
No matter how you look, it's better than being a fat angst fueled landwhale.

(i agree, Bill Nye could teach him a few things.

>> No.5192326

>>5192321

How does Yahoo even stay in business anymore? Just through the weather app on iOS? It really baffles me, man. You always hear they're buying companies or stopping projects, bleeding money like there's no tomorrow and still they are around. Not that that's bad, it just makes me wonder

>> No.5192328

>>5192326
>hey old person, do you want to set yahoo as your default everything while installing this AVG antivirus?

>> No.5192459

>>5192328

And that can sustain such a behemoth?