Anyone up for some nostalgia? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

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Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:00:47 2014 No.5180180 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone up for some nostalgia?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:07:47 2014 No.5180188 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA muh feels

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:11:47 2014 No.5180192 >>5180180 I don;t know what's going on in here but I like it

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:14:47 2014 No.5180196 >>5180180 I bet that shit is the bombf

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:15:47 2014 No.5180197 >>5180180 She seems like such a sweet lady, and here family probably loves her, fuck yall

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:16:47 2014 No.5180199 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_gWvzFmNU

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:16:48 2014 No.5180201 File: 89 KB, 600x544, 1342792917663.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180188

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:20:47 2014 No.5180206 >>5180199 >tfw when you'll never bee sara's husky well feed son

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:25:48 2014 No.5180210 >>5180199 getting funky with the wah pedal

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:34:47 2014 No.5180219 >>5180210 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhLcn5tirGM

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:36:47 2014 No.5180222 god I love this shit, just wish there was more of her >no updates in 4 years RIP in peace

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:40:48 2014 No.5180225 >>5180219 lol I just finished watching that one >>5180222 why was this so funny anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:41:47 2014 No.5180227 File: 128 KB, 484x461, 1385811257209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180222 Her original channel had a wealth of hilarious videos, the 7 rescued ones are nowhere near as disgusting as the lost ones. >mfw her "goulash"

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:43:47 2014 No.5180230 File: 39 KB, 500x461, 1381538075262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180219 >would reluctantly eat and complement her "taco cups"

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:46:47 2014 No.5180235 >>5180199 That recipe actually looks super healthy. 10/10 would enjoy guiltfree

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:47:47 2014 No.5180236 >>5180180 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U6xuaWbiPI

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:52:47 2014 No.5180238 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qegnjvXkx4 >that body

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:54:47 2014 No.5180239 >>5180180 She has a new channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/junklovers/videos

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:55:47 2014 No.5180244 >>5180180 This video is really sad to me. I pity her in a pathetic type of way. She is obviously just doing what she loves, but will never be able to achieve her goals. At least she is doing her best.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 08:58:47 2014 No.5180246 >>5180244 You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, go make some pizza rolls and take a nap mountain dew

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 09:03:47 2014 No.5180249 File: 8 KB, 251x246, 1266685233729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180239 I've been waiting for this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 09:16:47 2014 No.5180267 >>5180239 she seems to make mostly "health food" and vegetarian shit now, but at least we can still admire her wonderful features

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 09:59:47 2014 No.5180324 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1eLOsN5yY holy shit this looks delicious

nstgar new Anonymous Sun Feb 9 10:01:47 2014 No.5180328

that's not nostalgia suicide by eating..I white,from the south (nc usa()but are friends and family with black people.and very white cracker trash I have lived down east middle(piedmont) and west.NC eastern TN, SC VA GA or fore that matter KY orW.VA No one I know or knew starts macaroni salad with condedensed milk and sugar (maybe a base for pecan pie or a starter for home brew-in NC you are allowed to make 50 gallons wine or 300 galons beer tax free)if distilled you have a big problem raw sugar consumption would make even me barf unles watching "honey" on "tlc" Even when I visited Craig AFB (now closed) or Montgomery, nobody ate like that.I suppose it's possible Nothing surprises me anymore water under the bridge. and that's a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 10:02:47 2014 No.5180330 >>5180328 what

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 10:08:47 2014 No.5180342 >>5180330 youmustbenewhere.png

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 10:12:47 2014 No.5180355 Make sure it's corporated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:10:14 2014 No.5180476 >>5180180 she's not dead yet?

Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:12:14 2014 No.5180481
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>>5180199
>Attempts healthy pasta
>Pours a shit ton of olive oil in the pan

Cracks me up how in every video you can hear her husband's heavy breathing in the background.

He can't even fit her whole face in a single frame most of the time. Gee whiz.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:14:14 2014 No.5180484 >>5180481 pretty sure that's her breathing

Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:18:14 2014 No.5180498

>>5180481
But Dr Oz told me olive oil is healthy!!!

Actually, I use a tonne of OO in my cooking, too. For making a single litre of tomato sauce, for example, I use about 80ml of OO. A few American friends who've watched me cook have gasped at the quantity of OO I cook a dish with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:20:14 2014 No.5180505 Anyone have the video of the German mom making a "bologna salad" with nothing but meat and bottles of lard?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:22:14 2014 No.5180511 File: 463 KB, 639x355, simplysara.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180239 Lookit dat chin. Goes great with the new red mullet

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:23:15 2014 No.5180518 File: 15 KB, 480x360, 1376424424164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180511 >the new red mullet

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:24:15 2014 No.5180520 /r/ poutine copypasta

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:40:53 2014 No.5180559 >Green tea citrus video >so how is she going to fuck this up? probably by adding a shit ton of sugar >I'm trying to cut back on duh suger. So...I'm doin' it without suger today. I'm pleasantly surprised.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:47:53 2014 No.5180576 >>5180574 rtft

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:47:54 2014 No.5180574 >>5180180 What ever happened to Sarah? Did she died of a heart attack?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:49:53 2014 No.5180581 >>5180576 wat

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:49:53 2014 No.5180582 >>5180239 I'm so happy right now, thank you for sharing this treasure trove

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:50:53 2014 No.5180583 File: 4 KB, 108x102, ss (2014-02-09 at 11.49.22).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180481 >Three tables spoons haaaa of brown sugar haaaaa

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:50:53 2014 No.5180584 >>5180581 read the fucking thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:54:53 2014 No.5180593 >>5180582 My pleasure. Not as funny as before but it's good to have her back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 11:56:53 2014 No.5180598 >>5180197 Go to bed Sara

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 12:16:54 2014 No.5180643 File: 113 KB, 625x355, disgusting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180219 Did she even drain the grown beef??

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 12:55:59 2014 No.5180747 >>5180239 She lives!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 13:41:15 2014 No.5180858 >>5180180 You can hear her labored breath as she cooks, like every movement pains her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 16:30:38 2014 No.5181303 >>5180180 dat mayonnaise

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 18:44:15 2014 No.5181741 I wish I had a cooking channel. I'd have masao and simply sara on after the watershed and I'd make Guy Fieri my bitch.

Anonymous Sun Feb 9 19:40:15 2014 No.5181926

>>5180199
I can watch this shit. And I'd like to ram that fuckin spoon right up her ass. So what if there's a 1/2tsp of mayo or a couple bit of garlic stuck to the spoon. Don't slap the fucking spoon on your fuckin metal pan 3 or 4 time even though the food fell off the first hit. Geez, you're making a video, not coping with war rationing.

And that voice too. Too lazy to enunciate the words.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 9 19:46:15 2014 No.5181941 >>5180239 Did she get bigger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 03:08:14 2014 No.5182879 >>5180180 This video is giving me diabetes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 03:18:14 2014 No.5182894 i love to watch these videos when i get hungry because after watching them i'm not hungry anymore. thank you internet diet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 03:21:14 2014 No.5182898 >>5180239 oh my god, how did I not know about this fucking channel. SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 03:24:14 2014 No.5182905 >>5180180 >murika intensifies

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 03:34:14 2014 No.5182923 >>5182898 Don't you faggots have her take down her videos again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 03:47:14 2014 No.5182937 >>5182923 this, leave her alone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 03:53:14 2014 No.5182940 >>5182923 >>5182937 This. God 4chan can seriously be so retarded sometimes. If you piss her off she won't be around to make more damn videos for us to laugh at.

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 04:13:14 2014 No.5182961

>>5180498
America has this odd fear of fat. Sure, it's the most dense cal/g, but it's not evil. It's like... if it's visible in ANY way it most go from the fat on steaks, pizza grease, oil in cooking, etc. However, people will vilify "fat", then proceed to eat a bag of potato chips or cookies.

I don't understand how the idea that carbs became synonomous with healthy. I always hear people saying how eating more rice and potatoes is their way of eating healthier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 04:37:14 2014 No.5182996 >>5182961 Don't forget the ungodly amount of sugars in low fat products

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 04:50:14 2014 No.5183011 >>5182996 >Fruit Gushers >Low in fat! >Good source of vitamin c!

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 04:57:10 2014 No.5183021

>>5183011
>made with real fruit!(contains less than 1% fruit product)
Seriously, though, our education system on nutrition is backwards retarded. No information on calories, metabolism, moderation, nutrients and the value of said nutrients... I truly grew up thinking vitamin c in something made it good. And I had no frame of reference for a calorie. Serving size meant nothing to me, if the calorie amount was low, fuck it, must be healthy. No idea how much sugar was in everything... Fuck I'm glad I wised up at least somewhat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 05:02:10 2014 No.5183033 >>5183021 That type of shit doesn't effect fatties

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 05:03:11 2014 No.5183036 >>5183021 /i mean it only happens to fatties, whateverm, I'm drunk, youre probavbly fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 05:07:10 2014 No.5183040 >>5182996 I'd rather eat sugar than fat. I rarely ever eat low fat products, because they're all processed crap to begin with. I'll stick to my sweet potatoes, brown rice, fermented soy and veggies

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 05:09:11 2014 No.5183043 >>5183040 You poor man. Someone should send you some bacon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 05:10:11 2014 No.5183046 >>5180199 >Snaps the spaghetti in half This made me cringe the most.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 05:14:10 2014 No.5183050 >>5183043 I'm happy eating what I eat. I still eat a lot of varied food, but those are my staples. I'd rather not pay money for more pigs to be killed!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 05:18:10 2014 No.5183058 >>5182961 >america has a fear of fat >every one is fat wut

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 05:33:25 2014 No.5183074 >>5180222 >rest in peace in peace Nigga Wut? You do know rip means rest in peace right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 05:37:25 2014 No.5183079 >>5183074 >being this new

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 05:41:25 2014 No.5183084 >>5180180 >hi this is puff Wanda, and today puff we're gonna puff make maca puff roni salad puffffff sweet moses. I swear there are more laughable cooking videos on youtube than useful ones

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 06:01:25 2014 No.5183104 >>5180239 Praise the lord!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 08:28:03 2014 No.5183305 >>5180180 why, america?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 10:19:12 2014 No.5183493 >>5183036 omg im so drunk lol XD fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 12:46:29 2014 No.5183753 >>5183046 I raged at that too. Dem big meat hooks

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 12:47:29 2014 No.5183757 >>5183493 I was drunk, pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 12:53:29 2014 No.5183773 >>5183753 Why? What's wrong with breaking it in half? >>5183757 Hurrr I'm an 18 yr old anorxic girl who cant hold her liquor so I can't type!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 12:59:29 2014 No.5183783 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:01:29 2014 No.5183788 File: 121 KB, 469x750, 1392055265579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5183036

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:01:29 2014 No.5183789
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>>5180239
>http://www.youtube.com/user/junklovers/videos

>be a huge fan of pad thai
>click on her video of making pad thai
whats-the-worst-that-can-happen.tiff
>ungodly amounts of tofu, because it's "healthy"
>using olive oil for sauteing
>adds extra olive oil every time she adds more ingredients
>pad thai "sauce" made with soy sauce instead of fish sauce

mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:07:29 2014 No.5183800 >>5183788 such picture so burn

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:12:29 2014 No.5183809 Thats not Wok with Yan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu93kQpvtGU

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:17:30 2014 No.5183820 >>5183789 Does tofu have any nutritional value? I honestly have no idea.

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:22:35 2014 No.5183831

>>5183820
Quick google indicates about 15% carbs, 35% fat and 50% protein. So decent macros at least.

Also has some potassium, calcium, and iron.

But it is made with soy, so depending on your view of it's estrogen producing properties it would be best eaten in moderation (like anything else).

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:24:35 2014 No.5183837 >>5180180 >simply talking renders her breathless Goddamn. Every time I watch people like these I feel really bad for them

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:36:35 2014 No.5183870 >>5183831 Soy doesn't produce estrogen. It has phytoestrogen in it, but has no actual link to making estrogen. It's just a big tough guy scare story, made up by men who are scared of having anything feminine about them,

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:38:35 2014 No.5183877 >>5183058 Dietary fat, not fat people.

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:48:35 2014 No.5183896

>>5183870
>It has phytoestrogen in it
which is named so because of its similar properties to estrogen.

>In a Harvard study published last year in the journal Human Reproduction, Jorge E. Chavarro, M.D., Sc.D., and his colleagues found a strong association between men's consumption of soy foods and decreased sperm counts. Ninety-nine men reported their intake of 15 different soy-based foods, then underwent semen analysis. Those in the highest category of daily soy intake averaged 32 percent fewer sperm per milliliter of ejaculate than those who went sans soy.

>Dr. Chavarro cautions that this doesn't prove cause and effect, and that it's too early to counsel men to avoid soy foods in the hope of boosting fertility. "But clearly, this story is just starting," he says. "More studies need to be conducted."

>The studies, published in the Journal of Andrology and Urology respectively, looked at the effect of daidzein on the sexual function of male rats. Moderate doses of the phyto-estrogen administered either in youth or adulthood significantly affected the quality of their erections. Among other changes, the daidzein-exposed males produced less testosterone, had softer erections, and experienced biochemical changes to their penile tissues that left these tissues less elastic and less capable of complete blood engorgement.

>While acknowledging that rat results do not always directly translate to humans, the authors of the first study suggest that this time there's reason to believe they will. They cite, among other things, a 10 percent higher incidence of erectile dysfunction in Chinese men known to consume high amounts of soy compared with Americans who avoid it.

>Yufeng Huang, M.D., a coauthor on both papers, says that the "moderate" dose used in the animal studies leads to approximately the same blood level of daidzein in men who eat soy every day, a common practice in Asia. He believes soy represents a novel and previously overlooked risk factor for ED.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:51:35 2014 No.5183903 >>5180239 Whoever you are I could kiss you. Is it me or does she look like she weighs less?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:52:35 2014 No.5183907 >>5183903 She seems to focus more on "healthy" food these days, so she may have actually lost a little bit of weight. I seem to remember her last videos on her channel being low fat as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:56:35 2014 No.5183913 >>5183907 Well, good for her. Some of these recipes look decent. That pad thai, though...dear God.

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:56:35 2014 No.5183914

>>5183896
>Citing inconclusive studies, with small samples with the doctor outright stating "More studies need to be conducted."

Some guys have a harder time getting their dick hard. Very small samples. Different races.

Soy is fine. Don't get your panties in a twist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 14:06:36 2014 No.5183933 >>5180239 Oh my, our queen is back! I'm so excited! \(^_^)/

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 14:11:37 2014 No.5183946

>>5183914
>Different races.

one of which has been consuming large amounts for soy for generations while the other is relatively new to the bean.

Just because it's become popular in the past 2 decades doesn't mean its fine in large quantities.

But whatever enjoy your mantits

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 14:16:38 2014 No.5183956 >>5183946 Weirdly, I don't have mantits and I've been eating soy since before I even hit puberty, and have continued to do so for twenty years with no ill effects.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 14:17:37 2014 No.5183961 >>5183956 you are now reading this in a shrill manchild voice

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 14:18:37 2014 No.5183966 >>5183956 are you a zipperhead?

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 14:48:38 2014 No.5184064

>>5182961

>I don't understand how the idea that carbs became synonomous with healthy

Probably from the way every healthy civilization on the planet gets most of their calories from carbs coming from whole plant foods that have been shown in studies time and time again to be the most beneficial foods for humans. Of course refined grains and refined sugar aren't good for you, but that's not "carbs," that's two unhealthy foods that happen to contain carbohydrates.

I don't know why you'd say America has a fear of fat though. America has some of the highest meat and dairy consumption in the world, and any carb source they eat is usually covered in fat too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 14:56:26 2014 No.5184087 Please be nice to her. She seems like a sweet lady with an unfortunate weight problem. Maybe she was molested as a kid, who knows.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 16:07:25 2014 No.5184328 >>5184087 Sara pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 16:19:58 2014 No.5184363 >>5180222 >wish there were MORE of her heheheheheheh

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 17:05:02 2014 No.5184483 File: 119 KB, 644x391, Grunting.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw macaroni salad

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:11:40 2014 No.5185115 >>5180180 I wish Sara was my aunt or something. She seems sweet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:15:38 2014 No.5185128 >>5185115 >tfw when no thanksgiving at aunt Sara's

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:17:37 2014 No.5185138 File: 39 KB, 400x442, clown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5185128 >tfw spent Thanksgiving alone because everyone I knew was doing something else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:20:37 2014 No.5185147 >>5185138 Dude, my friend that I've had thanksgiving at his house for the last 8 years, died last March. feels are known

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:25:59 2014 No.5185160

>>5185147
Sorry to hear of your pal.
I'm a foreigner living in the US. I spent TxG with my ex's family the last 8 years, but now that I'm single, I've had no one to spend it with. TxG2014 will be spent alone cuz I don't wanna impose on other people. When asked what my plans were, I lied and said I was spending the holiday with other friends because I didn't want people to feel obligated to invite me. 2013 was at a coworker's home. I felt out of place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:29:59 2014 No.5185169 >>5185147 I'm sorry to hear about that. >>5185160 Mind if I ask where you're from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:30:59 2014 No.5185174 >>5185169 >from As in originally or where I live in the US?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:30:59 2014 No.5185176 >>5185174 Both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:32:59 2014 No.5185184 >>5185138 Go to a homeless shelter/Salvation army and help out with the thanksgiving dinner. That's what I did one lonely thanksgiving day, and it turned out to be one of the best days of my life. I met a lot of good people that day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 21:33:59 2014 No.5185185 >>5185176 EU. NJ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 22:00:59 2014 No.5185253 File: 173 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2014-02-10-18-59-54.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180188 No lie, this is my ringtone, has been for at least 2 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 22:54:59 2014 No.5185388 File: 30 KB, 361x489, oel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180199 >"between 1/4 and 1/3 cup olive oil" that was damn near a full cup she put in there though

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 23:02:00 2014 No.5185403 Here's real nostalgia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgl9PE7aYO4 Is he dead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 23:20:05 2014 No.5185441 File: 89 KB, 520x853, 1315457440174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5185403 I have no words for what I just watched. What in the everloving fuck...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 00:17:38 2014 No.5185627 >>5180222 >>5180222 someone found her facebook she lives in Georgia and works at an IGA

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 01:38:28 2014 No.5185922 >>5180180 >Macaroni salad >expecting a ton of mayonnaise >sweeten condensed milk >sugar >vinegar HOLY SHIT WHAT! OWLS STARTED NESTING IN MY FUCKING MOUTH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 01:50:28 2014 No.5185965 >>5180505 n-noone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 07:52:16 2014 No.5186385 >>5180180 I'm gonna try to make this some day. Will fast for a week beforehand.

Anonymous Tue Feb 11 08:39:16 2014 No.5186459

>>5185403
>>5185441

Holy shit, I looked into who this guy was. Apparently he is a pretty bigshot lawyer who practices international business law. He has a home in Italy, and lived in Japan for a while. Where he shoots the videos is somewhere in Canada. One guy actually tacked him down, and he begged him not to release his identity, because his career would be over if they found out who it was.

His videos were discovered because he posted them on some forum. He also had a post a year or two down the line saying he had come across a bank account he forgot about with 50k in it.

>tfw this guy is crazier than hell, yet more successful than I will ever be.
>tfw he tried to defrost a steak with a lighter on a toilet

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 08:40:16 2014 No.5186465 >>5186385 I would just go full bullemic after eating it, to avoid gaining the inevitable 25 lbs from smelling its greasy fumes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 09:40:36 2014 No.5186592 Is it true that she is the woman that was cremated but was so fat that it caused the crematorium to burn down?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 09:41:36 2014 No.5186595 >>5186592 nah that was in the UK i think, and she seems pretty alive

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 09:43:36 2014 No.5186604 >>5186592 She's active with a new channel, so no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 09:44:36 2014 No.5186607 File: 22 KB, 477x351, 1392129881687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180239 SHE HATH RETURNED HALLELUJAH

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 09:46:25 2014 No.5186611 OMG! All her recipes are healthy because she's trying to eat healthy and lose weight. I hope she can lose enough weight to no longer breath like a bulldog with influenza. We love you simply sara :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 12:59:48 2014 No.5186942 >>5186611 >a pint of olive oil >healthy

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 01:16:29 2014 No.5188930 Bump for the return of the queen

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 01:32:01 2014 No.5188964 File: 1.06 MB, 480x470, 1372833187770.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5183783 Is swee real? Will we ever know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 01:32:01 2014 No.5188966 >>5180219 I use the bottom of muffin tins, but I put corn tortillas on the intersection between the lines in between the cups. >>5180643 She drained it, but cut away for that. She seems like a nice lady but her recipes are incredibly high in calories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 01:33:01 2014 No.5188967 >>5183788 >did a normal thing except drunk fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 01:41:03 2014 No.5188984 stop posting this, nobody cares about this fat bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 01:45:02 2014 No.5188993 >>5188984 yes we do

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 01:50:02 2014 No.5189002 >>5188993 whatever, have fun with your epic new meme :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 01:52:02 2014 No.5189008 >>5189002 I don;t know what that means but okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 03:36:39 2014 No.5189170 >>5186459 >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgl9PE7aYO4 He's from Montreal if I remember. Man, I really really hope it was all a joke and nobody really live like that.

Anonymous Wed Feb 12 03:44:38 2014 No.5189181

>>5188984
>>5189002
>You guys are obviously newfags

Simply Sara was an hero to us all. She brought so much sugar and lard to this otherwise poutine and ramen image board. Once you got past her chins and that whole lack of a neck thing, you started to see the insatiable gaping maw of Simply Sara's piehole.

Her videos were more than just fat-worshipping troll shows. They were an atrocity; the perfect storm of bad food, sloppy cooking and

eating, and greasy, over-sugared food. Simply Sara wouldn't judge you if you used a gallon of lard instead of a pound of butter or if

you put brown sugar in your cornhole. Or if you used over 9000 jars of mayonnaise.

I do not cook like (but I do look like) Simply Sara, but I found myself in speechless horror of her hulking mass of fat and fail. She

could turn $10 worth of sugar and mayonnaise from the Wal-Mart into "Island Casedillas", and "Wanda's Macaroni Salad", and

"Strawberry Icy Cream". Her ability to overestimate recipe ingredients to the nearest quart is something only found in chefs of her

weight class. Her love of redneck food and hillbilly styled meals is something I cannot even try to understand. But I can appreciate

the beauty of the whale. The fat that Simply Sara put into her cooking was not something to be taken lightly. (lawlz, pun intended)

This is a glad day for /ck/ and the whole earth community, as the world hunger problem has now been solved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 03:53:25 2014 No.5189203 >>5189170 I'm pretty sure he has a new channel? But with a clean house, let me see if I can find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 04:26:10 2014 No.5189257 >>5189203 http://www.youtube.com/user/masaoHF/videos I think this was it, someone else could probably confirm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 04:28:57 2014 No.5189259 >>5189170 Ive seen this before. Fire. Food safety nightmares. Toilet used as a sink and not 2 meters from the stove. Too many things to name. There is seriously something wrong with this guy.

Anonymous Wed Feb 12 04:30:56 2014 No.5189262

>>5189170
I'm pretty sure he was raised on microwave shit and then once he turned whatever age his parents don't have to watch him anymore he was just left into an apartment with a computer and a stove and no microwave, and having never seen anyone cook anything, this is a result.

He's basically a feral human with autism.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 04:34:56 2014 No.5189268 >>5189262 >>5189257 Same guy... wtf... he may be awkward as fuck but this is pretty based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9So_p88EFgI

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 04:35:57 2014 No.5189269 >>5189170 You would need a hollywood special fx team to create that level of filth. Sadly i think it's real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 04:37:56 2014 No.5189271 >>5189268 he has all the signs of a schizophrenic

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 04:39:56 2014 No.5189274 omfg i remember this fat ass!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 04:59:56 2014 No.5189301 >>5189268 The whole first half of this sounds like a kind of fucked up confession.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 05:28:59 2014 No.5189336 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4 did you forget about me, /ck/? did you forget?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 05:44:59 2014 No.5189347 >>5189336 > Look at that cheese go

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 05:52:59 2014 No.5189358 >>5189336 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sckAcR2oT70 cringe continued.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 07:09:32 2014 No.5189423 >>5189336 Rest in peace, friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 07:35:33 2014 No.5189454 File: 17 KB, 512x384, 1233452__282542489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180239 >http://www.youtube.com/user/junklovers/videos >>5180239 >>5180239 >>5180239

>>	nanacatl !08qSp0aJPA Wed Feb 12 08:23:52 2014 No.5189498 >>5180180 has anybody tried this recipe??? i can't understand how such a foul-looking concoction could taste good to anybody. i daresay, my curiosity has been piqued.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 08:28:52 2014 No.5189502 >>5189498 idk, try it as a weekend project?

Anonymous Wed Feb 12 08:53:54 2014 No.5189539

>>5189269

Its very real. He has some sort of mental disability, no idea what its called. It has something to do with not being able to detect dangerous outcomes and not worrying about living in absolute filth.

He leaves a pile of pepper on a burner, and gets surprised when it catches fire. Almost all of his fires can be predicted early on, but he is always surprised.

It's crazy that he is so wealthy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 11:52:45 2014 No.5189906 >>5189539 >>5186459 I've never, ever seen any proof he is a rich lawyer apart from people on /ck/ saying they heard or they think he is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 11:57:45 2014 No.5189921 >>5189906 in one of his videos he has a book called "international law 2012" earmarked like crazy. There is a guy who re-uploaded a bunch of his videos and did a Q&A about the guy, he explains why they think he is wealthy

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 12:01:45 2014 No.5189929 >>5189906 here's the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkxIkWDy2UM

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 12:13:45 2014 No.5189964 >>5189921 >in one of his videos he has a book called "international law 2012" earmarked like crazy. Well, I'm convinced he's a millionaire now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 12:15:45 2014 No.5189970 >>5189964 The details that make it seem the most likely are the fact he owns several homes, and once discovered a bank account he "forgot" about that had over 50k in it. If you make 60k a year, you don't forget about a bank account with 50k in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 12:16:45 2014 No.5189974 >>5189929 There is no way I'm watching a faggot talk about this for 25 minutes. Why wouldn't he just show the clips? I'm supposed to take his word for it that he was in Japan, Italy, etc.?

Anonymous Wed Feb 12 12:21:45 2014 No.5189993

>>5189974

He's followed the guy since his videos first started showing up on something awful. He also posted on Masaokis' personal forum. He contacted Masao and asked for permission to re-upload his videos.

I'm re-watching it now, I was a bit wrong. He lived in Italy for 4 years, lived in japan for 2-3 years, or at least visited often. He owns 3 houses. The bank account that he remembered was in Italy, and it only at 15k in it.

Around 11:50 he starts talking about why they think he practices business law.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 04:41:41 2014 No.5192259 >>5180180 She's still alive? This is wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 04:46:44 2014 No.5192265 >>5192259 just posted a new vid friend shes so sweeeet http://youtu.be/IeGFWgCIpt4

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 04:48:42 2014 No.5192266 im surprised if she's still alive. there's no way she's reaching 40 at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 08:03:26 2014 No.5192455 File: 386 KB, 667x670, 1368690279463.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180239 >Deviled Eggs >Eggs boiled till green >Can't even into basic deviled eggs Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 08:49:26 2014 No.5192542 >>5192455 Shut your pie hole! She's a sweet lady, everything she makes probably tastes divine.

Anonymous Thu Feb 13 09:22:26 2014 No.5192581

>>5192265

I love it when she is adding sugar

>we're going to add 2-3 tablespoons of sugar.

After the 2nd tablespoon goes in, she hesitates, she thinks about adding the third. She is battling the very demons that trap her in that fat prison. And you get to witness it all in that second of hesitation.

How glorious

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 09:28:49 2014 No.5192593 >>5192265 I tried to watch it again and it says embessing disabled by request SHE KNOWS SHUt IT DOWN

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 15:43:22 2014 No.5193580 >>5192265 I'm gonna try that next time I have some plantains.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 02:40:03 2014 No.5195284 Test post.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 02:52:54 2014 No.5195307 >>5195284 >yfw new post successful screen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 02:59:53 2014 No.5195314 >>5192581 Don't we all have our own third tablespoon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 03:03:53 2014 No.5195318 >>5195314 haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 03:53:53 2014 No.5195396 >>5180199 >watching this bitch talk about the health benefits of wheat pasta >watching a 5 year old attempt calculus

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 03:55:54 2014 No.5195400 >>5195396 I have a bachelors in computer science and my computer illiterate boss gave us a lecture on computer use. This is exactly how i felt. Like a fatty being diagnosed with beetus lecturing her nutritionist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 03:57:54 2014 No.5195402 She breathes so loudly...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 04:05:15 2014 No.5195412 >>5195402 She's getting excited bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 08:23:11 2014 No.5195639 >>5195412 I could go for a fold job from her... HNNGHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 09:15:45 2014 No.5195703 File: 69 KB, 467x413, 1358898574798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5183809 Holy shit I'm dying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 09:34:45 2014 No.5195740 >>5195639 >I could go for a fold job from her... HNNGHHH mmmmm maybe you'd also find some leftover candy that dropped in those folds during your explorations.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 09:35:45 2014 No.5195742 >>5180498 >For making a single litre of tomato sauce, for example, I use about 80ml of OO. No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 09:36:45 2014 No.5195743 >>5195740 I'd put a wet tissue on my cock and use it scrub off all the years of mold accumulated in there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 09:56:46 2014 No.5195777 >>5195314 This is the most profound thing I've read on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 11:08:50 2014 No.5195894 >>5189358 oh god what

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 11:10:45 2014 No.5195899 >>5195314 puff, puff... pass? nah let's just take another tiny drag

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 18:23:46 2014 No.5196819 >>5180324 OH MY GOD. OH. MY. VARIOUS GODS. You found her. After years, you really found her. Where was she hiding? I thought there were only a few of her videos, but they live!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 18:37:46 2014 No.5196857 Man i just feel bad for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 10:52:03 2014 No.5198652 Is it just me or has she lost some weight?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 11:19:03 2014 No.5198694 Most depressing food recipe ever.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 11:26:03 2014 No.5198701 >>5198694 Ahh, good old Pedo Cooks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 11:42:03 2014 No.5198723 >>5198652 She's become quite the looker now that she only has 2 chins instead of 4.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 12:00:13 2014 No.5198755 >>5180199 >a fernde reccm'nd'd whut pusta >ya wanna go a l'pbit lunger guh 'levne, tweffe minuns >guh puh all da seeds, juh says in it >uh buh five or sucks bezl'ayves

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 12:03:13 2014 No.5198758 >>5198723 It looks like she is so fat she just has a massive second chin. It is so swollen it doesn't crease at all. What a pathetic excuse for an animal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 20:18:39 2014 No.5200154 >>5198758 I'm surprised she can move around without a motorized cart, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 20:21:39 2014 No.5200162 >>5200154 She can move around but you can tell her lungs are struggling with every breath.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 15 20:45:42 2014 No.5200232 >>5198694 Contender http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1u1BiCBW7U

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 01:14:11 2014 No.5200769 File: 84 KB, 637x354, Finnishstew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As long as we're waxing nostalgic, must give a passing salute to classic Finnish cuisine. http://youtu.be/laQkhiXchrY

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 15:23:58 2014 No.5202177 File: 47 KB, 300x300, 1314818675378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5200769

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 18:43:26 2014 No.5202694 >>5200769 >Pasi Viheraho No.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 18:53:25 2014 No.5202737 >>5200232 lol I've actually done that before when I was in college. Except I added salt, pepper, garlic powder and didn't brutally overnuke the potato. It's actually not bad for dorm food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 18:55:25 2014 No.5202747 >>5202737 Well, there are such things as good dorm food. Surprising, I know.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 19:20:26 2014 No.5202839 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8 How could you guys forget Weber?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 19:40:25 2014 No.5202880 >>5183074 Welcome to 4chan! How's the first day?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 16 19:50:59 2014 No.5202910 File: 508 KB, 3264x2448, 1388467874787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180324 >you can make your haystacks as little or as big as you want thank you simple sara

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:30:51 2014 No.5204044 File: 89 KB, 800x600, P1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180180 I like Mac. evo is no.1

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:38:03 2014 No.5204093 >>5183870 It's also important to note that meat has way more estrogen than soy has phytoestrogens so if you want to get big man-titties gobble up your cows and piggies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:04:36 2014 No.5204122 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z2HLvTeaKmc Dat oriesntal music lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 07:17:37 2014 No.5204126 >>5183074 top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 14:03:59 2014 No.5204662 >>5180324 Can you substitute the chow mein noodles with mealworms?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 15:12:16 2014 No.5204837 >>5183789 im from argentina and the empanada video made me cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:10:34 2014 No.5205276 >>5204122 In China, the fat roll is a symbol of the Samurai. She is respected well among her Chinese peers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:28:35 2014 No.5205303 File: 74 KB, 223x236, 1390711554324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5204122 >that cut at 2:04 when she realizes she dosen't know how to fold it >mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:36:34 2014 No.5205319 >>5183809 This guy is better than any of the shit on the Food Channel

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:36:34 2014 No.5205320 >>5205303 looks familiar. what is that from

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 17:49:34 2014 No.5205359 >>5205320 rugrats?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 18:02:34 2014 No.5205394 >>5204122 >Mr. Tipsy will never watch you make crab rangoon ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 18:08:58 2014 No.5205407 >>5192265 How can she not be sweet? she's practically made of the stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 18:12:59 2014 No.5205426 >>5204122 out of the 50 crab Rangoons in the opening scene, how many did the ham planet consume?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 19:03:15 2014 No.5205598 File: 118 KB, 500x500, 1384059707116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5183809 that nigga is a clown >laughing track >cooking show

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 19:25:16 2014 No.5205677 File: 28 KB, 406x391, 1336012662753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5204122

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 20:12:19 2014 No.5205793 File: 47 KB, 552x419, mr tipsy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5205394 I have heard rumors about mr tipsy Now i know they are real

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 01:20:23 2014 No.5206688 >>5180199 >salt n pepper >drops a sodium nuke in

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 01:33:23 2014 No.5206708 >>5183809 Watched this bastard growing up... a true showman indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:05:59 2014 No.5206870 >>5205793 Such a cute kitty

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:35:17 2014 No.5206895 File: 50 KB, 1280x768, WOLPhdL[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5205793 Holy shit, where did she get my cat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:37:17 2014 No.5206896 File: 65 KB, 612x795, Tuxy_main.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5206895 thats not your cat. thats my cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:42:18 2014 No.5206900 I came here for the cats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:46:17 2014 No.5206905 File: 29 KB, 500x432, nogirlsallowed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5180219 her hands are so fat they're flat in the palm flat enough to smooth out that biscuit instantly also >tfw the music starts

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 03:52:17 2014 No.5206914 File: 42 KB, 540x720, 88dZ2yn[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5206896 Nah dude, your cat's mouth is black.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 04:52:06 2014 No.5206995 File: 851 KB, 1536x2048, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bbbut it's my cat too

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:08:06 2014 No.5207023 >>5206914 When my cat had a head cone he vomited inside it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:28:09 2014 No.5207052 File: 355 KB, 1410x806, cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's my cat. A little bit. Not really.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:32:10 2014 No.5207055 >>5206914 Do you usually keep empty bottles of gin on shelves?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:36:09 2014 No.5207061 File: 60 KB, 608x791, blackmouth_the_pirate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5207055 haha thats pretty ghetto.... OH MY! Some Tanquaray! cheap ass liquor made glorious by Dre and Snoop. WESTSAIIIIIIDE

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:37:09 2014 No.5207063 >>5207023 hahahaha. haha. did you have to take it off?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:54:10 2014 No.5207087 >>5207063 Yes, just to clean out. But after I cleaned it out I had to clean the vomit out of his fur and all over the floors. It was not a nice day. Not a nice day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 05:58:09 2014 No.5207093 >>5189268 THis video helped me beat my porn/masturbation addiction

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 06:54:12 2014 No.5207178 >>5185965 www.youtube.com/watch?v=TABMQ6u28uw

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 07:16:12 2014 No.5207218 >>5207178 This video does not exist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 07:33:12 2014 No.5207237 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iUChbaS5PE&feature=share&list=FLnSozyEUdmcvhEIKH1f1Uug&index=16

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 03:47:11 2014 No.5209862 Can't let this die. Sarah wouldn't forgive herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 17:04:10 2014 No.5210907 File: 24 KB, 333x333, 1391178529175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5183783 dat apron under the t-shirt

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 17:30:10 2014 No.5210969 >using a metal spoon to stir around inside a metal pot >that scraping sound NO, STOP

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 19 21:58:25 2014 No.5211884 >>5200162 >>5200162 Out of breath 3:00 in on the rangoon eps. Check out the jalapeno poppers. That's when I had to a walk. Looked good though, I'll give it that. Just Jesus H. Christ who can gobble cream cheese in that quantity without gagging?

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