/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5174753]

>tfw they will never sell munchy boxes over in burgerland
feels bad man

[Anonymous No.5174761]

i don't understand it... this is the shit that you would expect to make immigrants very wealthy, yet i've never once seen it...

[Anonymous No.5174767]

>halal

Have you never been to New York

[Anonymous No.5174768]

>>5174753
looks tasty what is it?

[Anonymous No.5174773]

>>5174768
an ungodly clusterfuck of doner kebab meat, chicken tikka, fries, pita bread, and whatever other shit they decide to throw in.
A good one usually tops 2000 calories easily

[Anonymous No.5174776]

>>5174767
he means the whole package, not just the meat.

[Anonymous No.5174778]

>>5174768
Horsemeat and other assorted cutting room floor scraps, seasoned with poverty and depression with a side of fleeting freedom fries.

[Anonymous No.5174783]

>>5174753
Those honestly look awful. Delivery chinese/thai/indian/pizza is a million times better.

How much does that even cost

[Anonymous No.5174809]

[Anonymous No.5174814]

[Anonymous No.5174816]

>>5174809
>yfw europoors can only afford 3 tines on their poverty forks.

[Anonymous No.5174817]

[Anonymous No.5174818]

that doner meat looks horrible.

[Anonymous No.5174819]

[Anonymous No.5174821]

damn, now I want a kebab

[Anonymous No.5174822]

>>5174814
would eat
but only after many whiskey

[Anonymous No.5174823]

[Anonymous No.5174828]

[Anonymous No.5174833]

[Anonymous No.5174834]

Why do all of these look so shit?

[Anonymous No.5174837]

[Anonymous No.5174841]

whats the average price of this?

[Anonymous No.5174843]

>>5174841

this. I've always wondered how many bongistani dollars one must shell out for such a monstrosity.

[Anonymous No.5174844]

[Anonymous No.5174845]

>>5174837
God damn I wish I was back in Scotland.
irn bru and munchie boxes are the goat combination when watching sports

[Anonymous No.5174847]

[Anonymous No.5174848]

>>5174845
>sports
>in europe
Soccer and running away from rioting muslims?

[Anonymous No.5174849]

[Anonymous No.5174852]

>>5174848
also rugby and cricket

[Anonymous No.5174853]

>>5174848
I think you mean rioting slavs running away from each other. Muslims sometimes walk around with banners but they don't riot.

[Anonymous No.5174854]

[Anonymous No.5174861]

>>5174852
>>since when is this news.
the best part is how nonchalantant this is, some guy trying to take the piss out of european sports then some brits like " you forgot cricket!" essentially calling SNAFU on the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.5174862]

[Anonymous No.5174863]

[Anonymous No.5174875]

>>5174841
>>5174783
HOLY SHIT STOP POSTING MORE PICTURES AND SAY WHAT THE PRICE IS

>under $10 = GODLY
>$10-14 = WOULD BUY
>$15+ = RATHER GET WINGS + SANDWHICH

[Anonymous No.5174880]

most of the kebab meat in this thread is made from really disgusting ground meat

[Anonymous No.5174882]

>>5174773
You guys don't eat the whole thing by yourself, right? Tell me these are meant to be shared or spread out over a few meals like a pizza.

[Anonymous No.5174887]

>>5174875
Apparently around 5 pounds. So... near-ish to $8?

[Anonymous No.5174890]

I always get epic pungent farts after eating
doner meat.

[Anonymous No.5174891]

>>5174814
>All that meat and only one scallop

[Anonymous No.5174896]

>>5174809
What's the pink sauce?

[Anonymous No.5174902]

>>5174828
I love those pickled peppers. Is there a recipe to make them at home just like you get from a takeaway?

[Anonymous No.5174909]

>>5174841
£5, so about $8.21.

[Anonymous No.5174911]

>>5174848
don't you have some commercials to watch?

[Anonymous No.5174914]

>>5174902
You can buy them in a glass.

[Anonymous No.5174920]

>>5174854
The donner meat that gets cooked a little too much and starts to go a dark brown, like in your picture, are the best ones.

[Anonymous No.5174922]

>>5174911
See you at the olympics, buttertooth.

[Anonymous No.5174924]

>>5174880
>is made from really disgusting ground meat
But that's what a kebab is made from you moron. That's like complaining that a burger is made from ground meat.

[Anonymous No.5174928]

>>5174914
I know that, I sometimes but them from my indian shop, but seeing as this is the food board, I thought I would try my hand at making them myself. I already make my own gherkins and pickled eggs.

[Anonymous No.5174929]

>munchie box

fucking disgusting

even taco bell is better

[Anonymous No.5174930]

>>5174920
>a little too much cooked
>too much
Tell me, are you British and is non crispy meat the default for you? This would explain someone posting all those pictures of nasty soggy bland meat. Where I live brown and crispy is the default.

[Anonymous No.5174934]

>>5174761
They're too afraid of being firebombed by the native religious extremists and rioting masses of street hooligans in burgerland. You should know better. Outside hotels and tightly protected urban centers it's like a giant no-go zone for non-black muslims, and the black ones only get by because the natives are too afraid of being thought of as racist, which applies only towards black people because the TV told them so.

[Anonymous No.5174935]

>>5174753
>>5174809
Is the meat as dry as it looks

[Anonymous No.5174944]

>>5174909
>>5174887
thank you. id definitly buy that if it was in my area, looks pretty awesome

[Anonymous No.5175038]

>>5174930
>Where I live brown and crispy is the default
>Over cooked dry meat is the default
I bet you enjoy well done steaks.

>all those pictures of nasty soggy bland meat
>Juicy meat now means bland
What ever shithole you come from, your English is very poor.

[Anonymous No.5175118]

>>5175038
None of that looks juicy, it can't be because of the way it's prepared. Doner is meat on a stick (stacked slices or ground meat) with heat applied to the sides and then sliced off thinly. It is not steak. You know what a steak has? A crisp brown outside. If your steak looks like the meat in this thread, you are doing something horribly wrong.

[Anonymous No.5175132]

Doner is so ridiculously inferior to gyros...I will never understand why it's so popular.

[Anonymous No.5175139]

>>5175132
It's the same thing with slight local variations. But don't tell the Greeks or Turks.

[Anonymous No.5175145]

>>5175038
The meat in this thread is well done, all of it.

[Anonymous No.5175152]

>>5175118
>None of that looks juicy, it can't be because of the way it's prepared
I don't know where you live, but that doesn't apply to British donner meat. Are you trying to imply grey = dried up rubber?That is true for a steak, if it is grey then it is over cooked, but not to donner meat. It is naturally grey.

[Anonymous No.5175162]

>>5175145
>The meat in this thread is well done, all of it.
Were you the one taking the pictures? For that matter, have you ever actually tried any of these foods? Because you are posting nothing but lies.

[Anonymous No.5175172]

>>5174828

goddamn i want them peppers

[Anonymous No.5175180]

>>5175139
The similarity is only the cooking method and presentation. Doner is made from a ground paste of beef and/or lamb with a lot of spices. Gyros is made from pork and uses whole pieces of meat, with minimal spices (usually nothing more than salt & pepper).

[Anonymous No.5175187]

>>5175152
You are probably talking about the ground meat ones. I don't think you actually get them medium or raw. They are as brown as they can get without being crisp or burned.

[Anonymous No.5175188]

>>5174924
I'm afraid that you are the moron here, moron.
Real good kebab or gyros or shawarma is made from real, marinated pieces of meat, stacked on top of each other.

[Anonymous No.5175191]

>>5175180
>Gyros is made from pork
no

[Anonymous No.5175202]

>>5175191
Yes. Occasionally chicken, but the standard is pork.

[Anonymous No.5175211]

>>5175188
>kebab or gyros or shawarma is made from real, marinated pieces of meat, stacked on top of each other.
But that isn't true, moron.
Are you blind or is the example posted:
>>5175187
too much for you? Donner meat is minced lamb with cuts of other lamb between layers. You probably shouldn't talk about things you have no clue about, your mother might revoke your internet privileges.

[Anonymous No.5175213]

>>5175202
no

[Anonymous No.5175214]

>>5175202
Isn't it supposed to be lamb tho?

[Anonymous No.5175215]

>>5175118
>None of that looks juicy

Donner meat is juicy. It's fatty, unhealthy as fuck and god knows what animal it came from but it is definitely juicy.

[Anonymous No.5175221]

>>5175214
Nope.

[Anonymous No.5175226]

>>5175221
Yep. Beef and lamb.

[Anonymous No.5175227]

>>5175214
>Isn't it supposed to be lamb tho?

It's usually lamb but they can legitimately mix in chicken or beef and it's still donner.

[Anonymous No.5175229]

>>5175211
you actually spell it 'donner' and then you claim even more false shit. minced meat for döner is an invention by the fast food industry. real traditional döner is another thing. but you wouldn't know, mr moron, son of mother moron.

[Anonymous No.5175234]

>>5175226
Do you see any beef or lamb in the pic >>5175202 ?

No, you don't.

Maybe some arab shithole wherever you live pretends to make "gyros" and does it with beef, but that ain't gyros m8.

[Anonymous No.5175236]

>>5174753
It's all about donair my friend.

[Anonymous No.5175238]

>>5175234
>Do you see any beef or lamb in the pic >>5175202
No. Because it isn't a gyro.

[Anonymous No.5175244]

>>5175238
:^)

[Anonymous No.5175255]

gyros>shawarma>doner

[Anonymous No.5175269]

>>5175229
You are one dumb motherfucker. With your retarded squiggles for the name donner, I'm guessing German. Don't get too uppity about being wrong, your nationalism will get you arrested while I enjoy a nice donner kebab.

[Anonymous No.5175275]

>>5175234
Why are you talking about some Greek knockoff shit? A kebab is made from lamb, Greece and its "gyro" has nothing to do with this thread, please stop shitposting.

[Anonymous No.5175341]

>>5174828
that meat looks fucking putrid

[Anonymous No.5175359]

[Anonymous No.5175367]

[Anonymous No.5175371]

[Anonymous No.5175383]

>>5175215
And you still want it crispy. Like you want your bacon crispy.

[Anonymous No.5175417]

>>5175269
>retarded squiggles
>not in turkish

http://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%B6ner

I bet the only squiggles you need to write are U, S and A

[Anonymous No.5175420]

Can I get this in California?

[Anonymous No.5175431]

>>5175269
God, you know so fucking little about the food you are arguing about, it's embarrassing. Did you know, Turks have ö and ü and döner is written like that.

[Anonymous No.5176412]

fat fries

[Anonymous No.5176429]

>>5174753
Clearly you've never eaten/ordered college-town food.

[Anonymous No.5176454]

>>5175269
But hes right - you wont find any "donair/donner/spinning meat" or whatever you call it made of mostly or exclusively ground meat in turkey for example where they still serve the original Döner Kebab.
The ground meat version served in a bread (mostly a quater of a pide or just a pita) with all these sauces and different vegetables is a european invention which has not much to do with the original which is still served in turkey. I guess ground meat with all nonusable parts was cheaper for all fastfood loving pigs in europe than ussing quality meat.
Pic related - the non ground one.

[Anonymous No.5176529]

I would have loved a munchie box when I was a stoner.

[Anonymous No.5176544]

can we all just agree that kebab should be removed from the premises?

[Anonymous No.5176567]

MFW "Kebab Meat" looks exactly like the shit they use for tacos de trompo

[Anonymous No.5176623]

I'm still kind of shocked there isn't a ubiquitous version of this in the states. Sure, you have garbage plates and the like, but the munchie box is on another level. You'd think your local mexican joint could pull off some mound of food like this?

Tortilla chips, quesadilla, al pastor, carne asada(maybe chicken or beans to keep costs down.) Mounds of pico, tubs of salsa and sour cream, maybe even guac wherever avocados are cheap. Could even toss in some churros in there. Fuck, I'm thinking of just doing this and franchising it.

Fuck, all those chinese restaurants too? Piles of fried rice, general gau, egg rolls, rangoons and chinese doughnuts. All that shit is dirt cheap.

[Anonymous No.5176660]

These look fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.5176665]

>>5176660
I agree, but I've had it so I know it isn't.

[Anonymous No.5176800]

>>5174753
I'm in Burgerland and I'd rather have just a doner kebab on bread with lettuce and tomato or a few lahmacuns.

[Anonymous No.5176869]

>mfw a thread of people either saying fast food looks unhealthy/disgusting or arguing over who's fast food is best

[Anonymous No.5176919]

>>5174809

OK, the doner meat I could take or leave, the chips look anaemic, but that chicken I would stab my granny for.

[Smith the CIA Agent No.5176979]

>>5174891
I do not see a scallop there.

[Anonymous No.5176984]

>>5174753
>the patriotic anger coursing through my cholesterol filled veins

[Anonymous No.5176987]

>>5174934
what fucking planet are you from? if it was like that in the states, we would have nowhere to buy gas or beer, since the muslims and hindus own all the gas stations.

i guarantee you, if they had a place that sold food like that in those quantity for that price, they would be fucking rich.

[Anonymous No.5177005]

>>5176919
I didn't know potatoes had blood cells

[Anonymous No.5177032]

Dude, American food may be unhealthy, but at least it doesn't look like something that fell out the back end of a sick moose.

[Anonymous No.5177083]

you dont even get munchy boxes in the Midlands or even further south. Is it just a northern thing or scottish?

Still we can get donner meat chips and chilli sauce for 99p in Birmingham so its not all bad

[Anonymous No.5177127]

[Anonymous No.5177129]

>>5174934
>>5174761
>>5176987
IDK man, i have middle eastern family and know alot of arabic restaurants around where i live, mostly syrian or lebanese owned. i've never seen food like that stuff before, are you sure its a muslim thing and not just a european thing? i mean the arabic restaurants i know of certainly don't sell french fries rofl.

[Anonymous No.5177245]

>>5177129
kebabs etc. aren't sit-down restuarant food they are take-away food you get when you are hammered

[Anonymous No.5177331]

>tfw they will never sell munchy boxes over in burgerland

Enjoy your muchie box while your culture becomes illegal and your queen is forced to wear a hijab, or else "Asians" will bomb another bus or throw acid in another woman's face.

[Anonymous No.5177336]

>>5177331
Yeah, because we aren't being taken over by Mexicans and blacks.

[Anonymous No.5177558]

>>5177245
you clearly have no knowledge of middle eastern and mediterranean cuisine if you think the only things they serve is kebab and whatever the fuck these europeans are packing in boxes, but anyway, the same can be said about burgers, burritos, pizza, chinese takeout, etc, yet lots of people eat those at restaurants and diners. matter of fact i'm going to mexican town tonight with friends to SIT DOWN and enjoy some mexican food, so i don't see your point.

[Anonymous No.5177578]

>>5177336
actually in the US the black population continues to decrease because of abortion and crime, they are just concentrating themselves in certain urban areas more.

[Anonymous No.5177579]

>>5177129
I think it's British. You can get fries and döner meat without bread (just veggies and sauce) but that's still miles away from those boxes.

[Buggy No.5177622]

>>5177336

>mfw mexicans and blacks make the best food on the planet.

[Anonymous No.5177629]

>>5174753

someone pooped on your food

[Anonymous No.5177632]

>>5174818

it looks gross, but it tastes good.

thanks OP, now i want a fucking munchie box

[Anonymous No.5177640]

>>5177622
Mexicans maybe, but blacks? What the fuck do they make that's any good?

[Anonymous No.5177646]

>>5177640
Chicken and Waffles.

[Anonymous No.5177650]

>>5177646
Surely neither is a black invention.

[Anonymous No.5177658]

>>5174896
Quinky sauce

[Anonymous No.5177667]

>>5174809
nice salt shaker faggot

[Anonymous No.5177696]

1800 calories per portion. the dutch kapsalon

fries, kebab or shoarma, garlic sauce, sambal/spicy sauce, topped with molten cheese topped with "veggies"

[Anonymous No.5177740]

>>5175213
>>5175214
>>5175234

In Greece gyros it's made from pork meat with very little spices like salt, black/ red pepper. And ofc we have chicken gyros too.
Greeks in Europe and US are making it with beef for some reason. I have no idea why.

[Anonymous No.5177769]

>>5177740
>implying greece is not in europe
Much to my chagrin, it is.

[Anonymous No.5177874]

>>5177696
Dutch here, my friends all love this stuff but I'll take a pizza or a meal combo over this any day, even after plenty of beer.

The salad gets warm, the fries get soggy and the meat gets dry. If you just get it as a separate dish you get the best of all three and a pita to boot.

[Anonymous No.5178313]

>>5177696
shoarma stinks up my spaghettihouse too much
feels bad man

[Anonymous No.5178459]

>>5177769
ffs, rest of Europe. Okay now?

[Anonymous No.5178469]

>>5178459
It will never be okay until Greece is removed from Europe.

[Anonymous No.5178500]

>>5178469
Wrong board.

[Anonymous No.5178516]

>>5175213
>>5175214
Don't confuse greek kebab (gyros) with arabian kebab. The greek don't give a fuck about halal.

[Anonymous No.5180618]

To pretty much anyone is USA: if you are thinking of opening a food related business and open a run of the mill mom and pop resturaunt and diner you are sure to fail.. but if you brought these things to US, you will almost gauranteed make a killing... they are everything a fast food pig wants, easy to prepare.. you can deliver. Why has no one jumped on this yet, its a gold mine.. it contains all the aspects of local non franchise fast food success time 10. The drunks, the hung over, the sports watchers, the fast food pigs.. You will not fail with such an easy idea and no competition.. just open up shop literally anywhere.

[Anonymous No.5180652]

>>5178516
don't confuse kebab with shawarma, and i don't think you know what halal means.

[Anonymous No.5180655]

>>5180652
Isn't shawarma a type of kebab?

[Anonymous No.5180669]

>>5180655
no, since kebab is meat and vegetables roasted on a stick. but after a little investigation i guess the definition changes depending on where you are in the world, so i suppose it can be.

[Anonymous No.5180672]

>>5174922
>buttertooth

[Anonymous No.5180680]

>>5175038
>brown and crispy
>well done

A rare steak can still be seared on the outside, you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.5180688]

>>5180669
No, that's shishakebab, literally "skewer/spear kebab," a phrase combining an IndoEuropean word with an AfroAsiatic one. It's cognate with Russian "shashlik." I think the word kebab comes from Aramaic? Or Amharic? Or some other AfroAsiatic language. IIRC, it means 'burnt' or 'roasted," but I know 'shish' comes from Persian/Parsi.

[Anonymous No.5180692]

>>5177696
Iceberg lettuce has no business atop the rest of the meal. Whoever insisted on trying to "complete" that meal needs to die.

[Anonymous No.5180715]

>>5180618
Offer a box consisting solely of shawarma, tandoori chicken and plenty of naan, and I'll be your most loyal customer :-D

A franchise like this would best start off in college towns. Young adults open to new things and subsist on carry-out as a necessity.

[Anonymous No.5180723]

>>5174902
They're just pickled banana peppers. You just pickle them like you would anything else.

[Anonymous No.5180735]

>>5180692
It's part of every normal döner and does complete it >>5174930