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5149237 No.5149237[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What's the best non-dairy substitute for milk in coffee?

>> No.5149238

Semen

>> No.5149241

Almond.

>> No.5149246

Tim Ferris goes on and on about cinnamon, but I haven't tried it yet.

>> No.5149249

malk

>> No.5149255

have to learn how to drink coffee black my friend. i use to do double doubles in all my coffees now it is all black and taste so much better.

>> No.5149258

>>5149237
Nothing, just leave it out. If your coffee is good and you actually like coffee you'll get used to it very quickly and enjoy it more.

>> No.5149259

I like vanilla soy milk

>> No.5149265

>>5149249
bilk

>> No.5149272
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5149272

>>5149265
now with more vitamin r!

>> No.5150651

>>5149237
Nothing, literally nothing actually subs for milk in coffee. But if you're looking for something YOU'LL like in coffee I'm afraid you have to try all the options for yourself.

>asking opinions on others is irrelevant to your taste
>try stuff
>decide what you like
>only route worth considering

>> No.5150670

>>5149272
I love how most people didn't get the second layer of that joke.
Vitamin R is a common nickname for Ritalin.

>> No.5150700

>>5149237
mank

>> No.5150702

>>5149272
http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/31/milk-beer-bilk/

>> No.5150713

>>5150702
>http://www.japanprobe.com/2007/01/31/milk-beer-bilk/
but that is dairy

>> No.5150753

>>5150670
That wasn't the joke. The joke is an ersatz milk product containing a fictitious vitamin. It has nothing to do with ritalin.

>> No.5150758

>>5150753
if anything it was probably a set up for the rat reveal

>> No.5150770

I suggest upgrading your genetic material so you're not so defective. I bet you don't even like cilantro.

>> No.5150798

>>5150770
Post a picture of your gut, then we can talk about defectiveness.

>> No.5150816

>>5150670
>Vitamin R is a common nickname for Ritalin.
coincidence, not joke.

>> No.5150906

>>5150753
I don't disagree with what you say other than
>fictitious vitamin
Vitamin R is Ritalin. Ritalin is not fictitious. It's a multilayered joke. Or, if it's a coincidence (in the same way that Douglas Adams' Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything being 42 and Arthur Dent incorrectly revealing The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything being "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?" being that six by nine is, of course, 54 and not 42 though 6base13 by 9base13 does indeed equal 42, but Adams was unaware of this when he pulled both the answer and question out of his arse) as >>5150816 suggests, it's one of kismet.