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Guy is now describing the last meal you ate.

>> No.5148675

GUY FIERI HERE, SORRY I CAN'T COMMENT AT THE MOMENT, I'M TOO BUSY SUCKING A BIG BACK OF DICKS ON THE WAY TO FLAVORTOWN.

>> No.5148684

>>5148665
Gay Fury here I just love to slam this pizza down my throat

>> No.5148688

Chili con carne. I used to much paprika. It was pretty good though

>> No.5148692

>First you get the heat from the broth. Then the saltiness comes through. Then you get the heat again from the broth and the saltiness in the background. Folk's, this is like a twister straight out of flavortown. Great job shef.

Thats Guy eating my microwaved ramen.

>> No.5148696

Winner winner chicken dinner! What kind of spices you got in that bad boy? "tastes" salt, pepper, thyme... A salt/honey brine too? Money!

Spanish rice? Call the cab to flavor town!

>> No.5148723

WOW THIS CARROT DIPPED IN HUMMUS IS A ONE WAY TRIP TO FLAVOR TOWN!
FIRST YOU GET THE SMOOTHNESS OF THE HUMMUS, AND THEN... SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP! THAT CARROT IS BOTH CRUNCHY AND JUICY!
MONEY!

>> No.5148734

Its got the sour and the sweet, they valence each other out and send my tongue on a vacation to flavor island for a beach orgy of flavor. MONEY!!!

(sour patch kids)

>> No.5148735

THIS BOTTOM SHELF VODKA WAS THE BOMB DIGGITY

FIRST YOU GET THE TASTE OF ETHANOL, THEN COMES THE BLAST OF ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL INFUSED PISS

>> No.5148809

GUY FIERI GUY FIERI !
OP SUCKS A MEAN COCK, LEMME TELL YA!
FLAVOR TOWN!!!!
YEAHHHHH!!!!!!

>> No.5148822
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GUY FIERI HERE WITH A SIZZLING PEANUT CURRY THAT WILL THAI UP YOUR TASTE BUDS AND THROW THEM IN THE TRUNK OF THE BUS TO FLAVORTOWN!

YOU'LL GO NUTS FOR PEANUTS WITH THE TANTALIZING TASTE SENSATION STIRRED UP IN YOUR MOUTH BY SOFT, PUFFY RICE GENTLY BAPTIZED BY A BITING BROTH OF BIG BIG FLAVOR!

YOU'LL TASTE THE MEAT AND THE HEAT IN THE SUCCULENT STRIPS OF PSEUDO-SIRLOIN THAT'LL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE TO THE WORLD OF FLAVOR!

>> No.5148841

THIS HOME MADE PIZZA WAS THE MONEY BABY

THE DOUGH WAS POORLY PUT TOGETHER
THE SAUCE WAS FROM A JAR WITH SOME OF MY FAVORITE SPICES TOSSED IN
AND THE CHEESE? OH YOU KNOW THE CHEESE BABY. IT WAS PROCESSED SHIT.
THE PORK WAS MOIST AND DRY AT THE SAME TIME, NOW THAT TAKES A SPECIAL KINDA CHEF.

I WOULDN'T FEED IT TO MY FAVORITE SON HUNTER ON HIS DEATHBED.

STILL THOUGH, WHEN I BITE INTO THAT THING, WOO, I WAS TAKEN STRAIGHT TO FLAVOR CITY YA HEAR ME?

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5148847

The turkey, the onions, the tang of the mustard, the nice chew of that butter bread, that's money bro. *fistbump

>> No.5149781

HEY, GUY FIERI HERE AND WE'RE ROLLING OUT TO EAT SOME ROCKIN CHICKEN CUTLETS.

WHEN YOU FIRST BITE INTO IT YOU GET THE INITIAL CRUNCH OF THE BATTER, BUT THEN YOU GET THAT JUICY FLAVOR THAT ONLY CHICKEN CAN BRING. THE BREADING HAS A SLIGHT SPICE TO IT, BUT THE REAL ZINGER HERE IS THE EGG WASH. IT ADDS A TANGY HINT TO IT THAT WILL TIE YOUR PARENTS UP, INJECT THEM WITH DATE RAPE DRUGS, AND SHIP THEM AWAY TO FLAVOR TOWN.

>> No.5149795

GUY FIERI HERE WITH SOME RAYMOON NOODLES

ITS A STRAIGHT TRIP TO FLAVOR TOWN WITH THE DELICIOUS OVER THE TOP CURLY FLAVORED NOODLES AND THAT MSG INFUSED BROTH, AND OF COURSE WE DIDN'T FORGET THE POACHED EGG THAT OOZES IN YOUR MOUTH JUST LIKE OL POPPY USED TO

>> No.5149796

>>5149781
Lmao

>> No.5149814

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR THAT YOGURT WAS MON EEEE!!!

>> No.5149834

SO I ROLL ON OVER TO THE FLAVOR TOWN DRIVE-THROUGH AND DROP MY CASH ON A FAT, JUICY TRIPLE STACKED MAC-PATTY DADDY. TOPPED WITH A WHOLE MESS OF MAYO AND SOME LETTUCE YOU KNOW: TO KEEP YOU REGULAR, THEN I WASHED THAT BAD BOY DOWN WITH AN ICE COOL HI-C FRUIT PUNCH. HI-C? YOU KNOW I GOTTA CHECK OUT WENDY'S AGAIN ON MY NEXT ROAD TRIP ACROSS THE COUNTRY

>> No.5149839

A rigidly raw handful of the most boss cashews I've seen this side of flavor town.

>> No.5150569 [DELETED] 

>>5148822
>THAI UP YOUR TASTE BUDS AND THROW THEM IN THE TRUNK OF THE BUS TO FLAVORTOWN!

Omg my sides

>> No.5150572

SUBWAY
MORE LIKE RIPOFF WAY

OH SHIT BRO
THEY SAY 3 DOLLAR 6 ON THE COMMERCIALS BRO, BUT IT WAS 5 DOLLARS AND I KNOW TAX AINT THAT MUCH

THEY ALSO PUT WAY TOO MUCH MUSTARD ON THAT SHIT

>> No.5153016
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5153016

GOTTA LOVE SOME JAMBALAYA

IT'S GOT ALL THE SPICE IT NEEDS TO KICK IT UP TO THE NEXT LEVEL

Ohhhh.... That cajun seasoning is MONEY brother. Takes it right to FLAVOR TOWN.
POUND IT
>pounds it

>> No.5153137

Man this double quarter pounder was the BOMB. Bro I don't know where you find all the time to order this from the local McDonald's, but I gotta tell you brother, this is MONEY. The bread was stale, the meat old and dry, and oh boy the vegetables. The vegetables reek of bleach wash and Mexicans. One way trip to flavor town brother!

>> No.5153138

GUY FIERERI HERE AND I'M IN THE HEART OF SUBURBIA WITH A LOCAL MAN AND HIS HONEY GLAZED CHINESE PORK. I CAN ALREADY FEEL IT COOKING AND OHHHH MAN IT'LL EVEN ERASE THE TASTE OF COCK FROM MY MOUTH

IT'S ALL UPTOWN TO FLAVORTOWN HERE ON DRIVERS DIVERS AND DIKES

>> No.5153163

LOOKIT ALL THAT KRAFT BRO, AND THEM CHEDDY BRATS MAKE THIS STUFF DY-NO-MITE. I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU ABOUT THE FLAVOROCITY UP IN THIS JOINT, AND ALL MADE BY A FINE GIRL WITH A APRON?

HELL YEA!

>> No.5153177

GUY FIERI HERE, AND....OH GOD...BLAAAAARGH, BURP, <sounds of a man vomiting>
Ate soft scrambled eggs with a bit of funky cheese folded in. A piece of toast with liver pate and a piece of toast with marmite.

>> No.5153301

HEY EVERYONE GUY FIETI HERE WITH A WITH A BANGING PLATTER OF MICROWAVED VEGETABLES AND KICKING BOWL OF INSTANT NOODLES

THIS FLAVORTACULAR BLEND OF STINGY GREEN BEANS, YELLOWING CAULIFLOWER, AND PATHETIC LOOKING BABY CORN IS ALL SOAKED IN A TANGY DELICIOUS MARINADE OF GARLIC POWDER, HYDROGINATED SOYBEAN OIL, AND MONOSODI-YUM GLUTIMATE GUARANTEED TO SHOVE YOU INTO AN OVERSIZED DOG CRATE AND AIR-DROP YOU TO FLAVOR TOWN

AND SHUT THE FRONT DOOR, DO I SEE A HEAPIN' HELPFUL OF LUKEWARM RAMEN NOODLES WITH THE THICKNESS AND LIMPNESS OF MY ERICT PENIS? *WHISTLES* THIS BAD BOY IS THE REAL DEAL RIGHT THERE OH YEAH

>> No.5153314

HEY FOLKS, GUY FIERI HERE CHECKING IN ON A LITTLE KITCHEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A SMALL TOWN WITH A BIG HEART!

So chef what have you got going on here? *bite* Mmm oh man, I can taste the cheese right away, that's gotta be Kraft Deli Delux American, not the processed cheese food some get right? And the bread has that subtle poor white trash flavor, white bread from Kroger am I right? Oh maaaaaan that is good. Is this.. is this goats milk butter used to cook this grilled cheese my man? Mmmm *hi-five* this is money brother. What's that? You've got some birch beer for me to wash it down? *turn to camera conspiratorially* this guy is trying to BUTTER me up. *back to the chef* but its working. Great flavors, a fantastic combination. This is legit, keep doin' what you're doin'.

WELL THATS ALL WE HAVE FOR THIS TIME, I'VE GOT TO GO GET RID OF THIS FLILLIPINO LADY BOYS BODY IN THE TRUNK OF THE CHEVY, SO I'LL CATCH YOU NEXT TIME ON DRIVERS, DINERS AND DIVES.

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HEY FIERI THIS IS THE LAST MEAL I ATE. AM I FLAVORTOWN NAO?

>> No.5153320
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5153320

>VEGAS BABY! We're at demonicos steak house, by my main man Emeril Lagasse! Time to BAM it up in this Cajun inspired grub-house

>this porterhouse is a perfect Prime, medium rare, and the applewood fire grill makes this char 100% MONEY

>Winner winner, LOBSTER dinner! These lobster sliders are tender, juicy, and exactly what the doctor ordered! YEAH!

>MY MAN, Emeril is dishing us the crunchiest, MUNCHIEST fried chicken this side of the Bayou! Yeehaw!

>> No.5153321

>>5153320
Oh, I forgot to mention that Guy wouldn't even try the butternut squash ravioli, which I thought was the best dish, because they weren't "donkey-sauced up" or whatever.

>> No.5153347

THIS BOWL OF RAISIN BRAND CRUNCH WITH ALMOND MILK IS LIKE KABLOWY IN MY MOUTH BROTHER. AND AT THREE AM IN THE MORN BRO IT'S THE PERFECT SNACK FOR AN EARLY MORNING CRUISE THROUGH FLAVOR TOWN.

>> No.5153436

Did you guys catch that episode where he went to some redneck shit-hole schoolbus that was converted into a hot-dog stand? It was probably the nastiest and worst location I ever saw him visit.

It was literally just Costco discount hot-dogs (precooked) heated up in water and various canned toppings that they slapped together in weird combinations. You would find a better hot-dog experience from the shittiest New York street-vendor.

Despite that the editing and Guy played it up to be a bus to flavortown.

Found the video, I might have dramatised a but
>dat water and "meat" sauce

I still want to vomit

>> No.5153442

>>5153436
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KySLSYSTbcE

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>>5153442
>tfw you eat gin foil

>> No.5153451

>>5153320

> going to Vegas
> posting on /ck/

Would not hang out with / 10

>> No.5153463

>>5153451
I live here you boner.

>> No.5153474

>>5153463

> living in Vegas

Would still not hang out with / 10

>> No.5153601

>>5148665

HAHA WOW MAN

LIMA BEAN. COOL DUDE.

YOU COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD BUTTER? WICKED!

>> No.5153964

THOSE STRAWBERRIES WERE STRAIGHT MONEY. THAT ROOTBEER WAS STRAIGHT OUT OF FLAVORTOWN, EVEN IF IT DID FIZZ EVERYWHERE.

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I REALLY LIKE HOW THE FLAVOR OF THE MSG SETS OFF THE TEXTURE OF THE NOODLES IN MY MOUTH. I NEED TO GET MY MOUTH RENAMED FLOVORTOWN...NAWMSAYIN'!!!!!

>> No.5154017

>>5148665
"OH MAN, THIS KELBASA AND POTATO STEW IS A FLAVOR EXPLOSION! HEY! WOAH! HUEHUEUHUE!!"

"Am I sensing a little pepper in this? A little south of the border, tex-mex sorta thing?"

"...yeah"

"HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT. WHAT IS THE KELBASA MADE OF?"

"Its pork"

"HOLY PORCINE COCKS, I LOVE PORK KELBASA"

>> No.5154020

>>5154017
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaO-vIOCvsc

>> No.5154057

Man, somedays I'm really glad I don't watch TV.

>> No.5154064

guy fieri isn't really on tv in my country

>> No.5154142

"Woah-ho buddy! This six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon is off the wallet-chain! And better go easy on the Taco Bell, Hombre! Lest you wanna get a case of Guy-arrhea!"

>> No.5154165

"I GOT NO CLUE WHAT TO SAY ABOUT LENTILS AND PASTA, BROHAM! HOLD ON A SPIKY-HAIRED, BLEACHED-BEARD SECOND WHILE I HAVE A LOVER'S QUARREL WITH MY HAIRDRESSER."

>> No.5154251

>>5154142
My sides are now orbiting flavor town

>> No.5154430

>>5154020
>"STOP GETTING HIGH WITH THE GUY FROM SMASH MOUTH AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB!"
>"HEY I'M HERE IN THE GARAGE OF uh WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
>"Piss."
>"YOUR NAME'S "PISS"?"
Only funny parts of the video were those parts.

>> No.5154943

>>5154142
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrpO_N-K6MY

>> No.5155957
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5155957

>This thread

>> No.5156703

ha

>> No.5156797

>>5148822
>THAI UP YOUR TASTE BUDS
First that's too funny for him to say. Second, unless they put text on the screen saying "thai" I doubt most people who watch his show would get it.

>> No.5157438

>>5148665
>want to archive this thread
>foolz doesn't do /ck/

The fuck.

>> No.5157453

WOW THIS WHISKEY HAS TAKEN MINE AND MY FAMILY'S TASTE BUDS HOSTAGE IN THE FLAVORTOWN BANK
DON'T THINK THERE'LL BE ANY SURVIVORS FROM THIS ONE

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>>5148841
>AND THE CHEESE? OH YOU KNOW THE CHEESE BABY. IT WAS PROCESSED SHIT.

My sides, into oblivion.

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>>5148735

>> No.5157475

>>5153442
they're all under $2 so it's hard to complain really.

>> No.5157493

>I'm gettin' the crunch factor, the liquid factor in contrast to the crunch factor so you got a little contrast of textures there. I'm also gettin' the sweetness of the sugar.

What am I eating?

>> No.5157501

>>5157493
frosted flakes

>> No.5157504

>>5157501
good job

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>>5157504
thanks

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WHAT'S UP, IT'S GUY FIERI HERE! WE'RE TAKING THE MAX EXPRESSWAY TO INTENSE FLAVOR TOWN WITH THESE SAUSAGES THAT PACK WICKED MILD HEAT, DIPPED IN MY FAMOUS SWEET TOMATO SIRACHI SAUCE

THEN, AFTER THAT, WE'RE DOUSING SOME ROCKIN' RYE IN A GUT-RIPPLING CHICKEN PERIOD THAT'S SURE TO BLAST US TO FLAV-O-RAMAVILLE, OH YEAH <offscreen, a man vomits loudly>

>> No.5157817

Why can't we archive this thread

>> No.5157856

THIS REHEATED LEFT OVER PANDA EXPRESS IS KILLER DUDE. YOU'VE GOT THE SOGGINESS OF THE BROCCOLI, AND THEN THEN THE BEEF, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BEEF. YOU BITE IN, AND IT'S GOT THAT AWESOME RUBBERY TEXTURE.

MMM, THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING 'BOUT MY MAN.

>> No.5157965
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COMO ESTES MUCHACHOS, GUY FIERI HERE TAKING A BUS SOUTH OF THE BORDER TODAY ON A ONE WAY TRIP TO PUEBLO DE FLAVOR, MEXICO. VAMANOS!!! I'LL BE HAVING A SIZZLING SKILLET PILED MONDO HIGH WITH TENDER JUICY STRIPS OF SKIRT STEAK FAJITAS MARINATED IN A RIGHTEOUS AUTHENTIC MEXICAN SAUCE HANDED DOWN FOR GENERATIONS AS CARLOS SANTANAS KILLER SECRET RECIPE. THE REFRIED BEANS KNOCKED MY TASTEBUDS OVER THE RIO GRANDE AND TOOK TWO WEEKS TO GET DEPORTED BACK SOUTH. I'M TALKIN KILLER SOUTH OF THE BORDER FLAVOR FIESTA MADNESS BABY.

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>>5157453
I lost my fucking shit.

In tears.

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>GUY FIERI HERE WITH A MONSTER OF A PROTEIN SHAKE FOR YOU GUYS. OUT OF THE BOX YOU GET HIT WITH THE CLEAN, CRISP REFRESHING H TWO OH, THEM 4 MONSTER SCOOPS OF DOUBLE RICH CHOCOLATE WHEY PROTEIN, THEN A SPLASH OF MILK TO TAKE THIS OVER THE TOP AND INTO FLAVORTOWN

*GUZZLES POORLY SHAKEN CLUMPS AND MAKES THAT FUCKING ROCK&ROLL HAND SIGN THAT IS THE LEAST ROCK & ROLL THING EVER DONE*

>> No.5158412

>>5148665
>Guy is now describing the last meal you ate.

AN OUTRAGEOUS SMEAR OF PEANUT BUTTER MARRIED WITH A BLAZE OF RASPBERRY JAM!!!

>> No.5159008

i dont even know who guy fieri is and im dying

>> No.5159059
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>>5157965
>PUEBLO DE FLAVOR, MEXICO

>> No.5159066

>>5158398
>four scoops
Holy shit dude that's like a 600 calorie shake.

>> No.5160034

HEY FOLKS GUY FIERI HERE AND WERE CHECKING OUT A BAGEL PLACE IN SUBURBIA TO GET THE SCOOP ON A MEAN BACON EGG AND CHEESE ON A ROLL.

FIRST YOU HAVE THE YOLKINESS OF THE OVER EASY EGGS FOLLOWED BY THE SNAP OF THE BACON AND THE ZIP OF THAT FINE AMERICAN SLICED CHEESE, ALL IN PERFECT UNION WITH THAT AIRY POPPYSEED ROLL.

THIS IS EMILIO, THE UNDERPAID MEXICAN COOK, WHO PUTS THE ILL IN ILLEGAL. BUENO CHEF, IM NOT WORTHY. SALUDOS HERMANO.

I HOPE THEY ALLOW BESTIALITY IN FLAVORTOWN BECAUSE MY TASTE BUDS JUST TONGUE FUCKED A HEN'S OVARIES.

SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON DIAMONDS DRYERS AND DYES

>> No.5160061

>>5159008
http://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/diners-drive-ins-and-dives.html

>> No.5160068

>>5160034
>Guy fieri
>eating eggs
Wat.

>> No.5160139

>>5159008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHHp5cVQ5yw

>> No.5160147

Archived here: >>/ck/thread/S5148665

>> No.5161301

>>5160139
>Flesh collision!
My sides are in a tampa diner

>> No.5162459

YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME FLAVOR=MOLE WITH THAT DONKEY-RAMA!

>> No.5162496

>>5153442
That's amazing. There's not even any cooking involved. They just pile up the cheapest shit they could find. Shit meat, shit bread, shit that kind of looks green, and then serve it.

>> No.5162569

>>5153442
I would eat there.

>> No.5163628

>>5162569
You WOULD.

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>28 instances of the word "Flavortown" in this thread

>> No.5164313

HEY THERE BITCH BLASTERS! LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO CHOKE YOUR CHODE BEFORE YOU BLOW YOUR LOAD!

THOSE AROMAS ARE PAINTIN' MY TAINT WITH CHIZZLED GOODNESS! DEM SPICES ARE NICES AND ENTICES, BRUTHA! TIME TO DIG IN AND SIN AND ULTIMATELY WIN!

WELL SHNIZ MY JIZZ QUIZZ! I JUST DROWNED IN A FLAVOR BUKKAKAE, AND IT'S TIME TO WASH IT DOWN WITH ED HARDY SAKE!

>> No.5164682

>>5160139
>not posting the superior one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmjZH76OtOw

>> No.5164711

You guys are just jealous that he loves his job so much.

>> No.5164718

>>5164277
Is there a flavorcity?

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>>5164313
>IT'S TIME TO WASH IT DOWN WITH ED HARDY SAKE!

>> No.5165518

>>5148665
GUY FIERI HERE AND WOO BABY WERE THESE LAMB SCWARMA BITES TO DIE FOR POP DROPPED MY TOP WHEN I TOOK ONE SAVORY BITE BUT FIRST WE HAD TO TAKE A TRAIN TO MEMPHIS TO FIND OUT WHATS COOKIN IN THE BIG EASY ONLY WITH ME THE G GUY FIERI ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK VERY TASTY

>> No.5165530

>>5148665
GUY AGAIN BICYCLES SURE ARE TOUGH BUT I FOUND A WATERMELON STAND THAT KNOCKED MY BIKE SOCKS OFF AND YOUVE GOT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WHEN WE TOOK A PLANE TO PHILLY TO FIND THE SECRET TO THE PERFECT PHILLY CHEESESTREAK ON DRIVES DIVES AND DRIVES WITH ME THE G GUY FIERI ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK

>> No.5165536

FRENCH FRIES SURE ARE MYSTERIOUS, BUT WHATS THE DEAL? HEY ITS ME, GUY, GUY FIERI, AND I TOOK SOME TASTY FRIES TO THE LAB TO FIGURE OUT JUST WHATS GOING ON WHEN WE BITE INTO A CRISPY FRENCH BUT YOULL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WHEN WE TAKE A SUBMARINE TO NEW ORLEANS FOR A CRAWDAD SHOWDOWN BETWEEN THE RESIDENT CHEFS AND THEIR SPICY STYLES OF CAJUN COOKIN
WITH ME GUY THATS GUY FIERI ON THE FOOD NETWORK ONLY

>> No.5165551

>>5153301
>GUARANTEED TO SHOVE YOU INTO AN OVERSIZED DOG CRATE AND AIR-DROP YOU TO FLAVOR TOWN
>>5149781
>TIE YOUR PARENTS UP, INJECT THEM WITH DATE RAPE DRUGS, AND SHIP THEM AWAY TO FLAVOR TOWN.
>>5148822
>THAI UP YOUR TASTE BUDS AND THROW THEM IN THE TRUNK OF THE BUS TO FLAVORTOWN!


Flavortown sounds like great place to travel to.

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>>5148665
WOAH MAMA MIA THIS CHILI TAQUITOS WERE TO DROP STOP AND DIE FOR ON THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS TO FLAVORTOWN BUT GUYS NOT THE KINDA GUY TO LEAVE YOU HANGIN HOMBRE SO I TOOK A DEEPER LOOK AT THE COOK AND THE BOOK TO FIND THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO CHILI CHEESE FRIES WITH THAT SAN FRANSISCO STYLE BROTHER ONLY WITH ME G GUY FIERI ON THE FOOD NETWORK

>> No.5165590

GUY FIERI HERE IN BREAKFAST TOWN
HOOO BOY YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU TODAY

NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THAT... WHAT IS THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE BURNT TOAST. YEAH IT IS BURNT TOAST, OVER TOASTED TO PERFECTION, MWAH
JUST TASTE THAT CRUNCH MMMMMM AND THAT BUTTER, GOTTA LOVE THAT BUTTER HA HA HA HA
AND, YES THAT IS IN FACT, A BANANA. YOU ARE EATING TOAST AND SUDDENLY, BANANA. THAT'S SUCH A PERFECT COMBINATION RIGHT THERE

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, BURNT TOAST AND A BANANA WHAT A GREAT START TO YOUR DAY

>> No.5165605

REMINDER KIMRE COOKED UP SOME BUTTER BLASTED JALAPENO POPPERS FIT TO KNOCK THE G ON HIS FEE T FOR A SEC AS THE ECSTASY OF FLAVORTOWN WENT OVER HIM AND THE RECIPE FOR YOU TO SEE IS COMIN WITH ME I GUARANTEE ONLY ON THE D D D DOUBLE PLUS ONE D DRIVERS DIVES AND DRAGONS WITH THE GUY GUY FIERI THATS ME

>> No.5165715

WOAH BUDDY IT'S ME THE G GUY FIERI DOUBLE DIPPING INTO SOME D-LICOUS SALSA PRODUCED BY OUR HOMETOWN HEROES, PACE! THE GENERIC YELLOW CORN TORTILLA CHIPS WITH THE MILD SALSA IS MAJOR WHAMMY OF A COMBO THAT TOTALLY TORTURES THE TASTE BUDS ON THE TRIP FROM YOUR TONGUE, INTO YOUR TUMMY AND ON FLAVORTOWN.

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HOLA MI AMIGOS GUY FIERI HERE WITH A QUESADILLA THAT WILL MAKE ANY DAY FEEL LIKE THE CINCO DE MAYO

OUR MUCHACHO STARTS WITH THE FRESHEST MEXICAN CHEESE STRAIGHT FROM THE UDDERS OF LADY GUADALUPE HERSELF AND MARRIES IT TO GROUND BEEF SO HEAVENLY YOU'D SWEAR IT WAS HALLOWED

ALL OF THIS IS TUCKED IN TIGHT TO A TORTILLA BED AND GENTLY SNOOZES IN THE BACKSEAT THROUGH THE WHOLE RIDE TO FLAVORTOWN

THIS IS THE REAL DEAL SOUTH OF THE SOUTH ONLY ON TRIPLE D WITH ME THE G GUY FIERI HASTA LA VISTA BABY I'LL BE BACK.....IN FLAVORTOWN NEXT WEEK ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK

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>>5165590

>> No.5165914
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OOOOOOH BOY WE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TODAY FOLKS!

A LOT OF PEEPS THINK THAT 8:30 AM IS TOO EARLY FOR A FOOTLONG MEATBALL FROM SUBWAY

NOT IN FLAVOR TOWN IT AINT!!!!!1

SUBWAY HAS THIS NEW GARLIC BREAD BAKED FRESH DAILY AND WHOOO DOGGIE DOES THIS PUPPY BARK!

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>>5157965

>> No.5165929

>>5164682

I know it's a dub but I'm pretty sure those inhalation noises are from the show itself.

>> No.5166005
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capped and edited

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>>5153347
>THIS BOWL OF RAISIN BRAND CRUNCH WITH ALMOND MILK IS LIKE KABLOWY IN MY MOUTH BROTHER.

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>>5165863

>> No.5166959

>>5148665

GUY FIERI IN THE HEEZEY!

i wish i had the courage to shoot myself

WE'RE TAKING A BITE OUT OF THIS TOTALLY SWEET SWEET POTATO LIKE THAT CRIME DOG TAKES A BITE OUT OF CRIME

jesus christ i wish i hate myself

AND SPEAKING OF CRIME IT TASTED LIKE THESE BRUSSEL SPROUTS WERE ROASTED THOROUGLY LIKE A CONVICT IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR

oh god how did i end up like this i own restaurants

YEAH THESE OUTER LEAVES ARE JUST SLIGHTLY BURNT UP LIKE A MURDERER WHO IS SUFFERING IN HELLFIRE FOR ETERNITY

i need to get off the fucking coke man everybody knows

LOOKS LIKE THIS FRIED EGG ON TOP HAS A PERFECT RUNNY YOLK YOU CAN SEE IT SPILL OUT LIKE SO MANY TEARS OF A GRIEVING MOTHER

this is fucking it man i finish this show and i eat a bullet i cannot do this

YOU CAN TELL THAT MELTED BUTTER, SALT AND PEPPER WERE RAINED DOWN ON THIS DISH LIKE THE DIVINE JUDGEMENT OF OUR LORD IN HEAVEN I THINK THAT PURGATORY JUST MOVED TO FLAVORTOWN USA

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>>5165863

>CHEESE STRAIGHT FROM THE UDDERS OF LADY GUADALUPE HERSELF

>> No.5167505

Truly, a classic thread

>> No.5167565

SPEAKIN OF TASTY TREATS MY MAIN MAN MANWELL DECIDED TO SHOW ME AND THE CREW JUST WHAT MAKES HIS MOLE SO MAGICAL SO WE PARASAILED INTO THE CONGO TO FIND OUT JUST WHERES HIS TAMALES GET THEIR KICK AND YOULL NEVER BELIEVE THE FLAVORTOWN INSURGENCY WE UNCOVERED BATTLING FOR SPICY SUPREMECY ON OUR PLATE YOU KNOW WHO WITH ME G GUY FIERI ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK

>> No.5167578

HEY THERE DIDNT SEE YOU WALK IN IM GUY GUY FIERI AND YOUVE GOTTA TRY THIS TASTY TORPEDO IVE BEEN WORKIN ON WITH A BAG OF RITZ CRACKERS I UNCOVERED UNDER THE COACH LAST NIGHT AND INFUSED WITH A WILD WASABI HONEY MUSTARD AND A CHEDDAR CHEESE SAUCE THATLL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO THE FLAVORTOWN COSMOS IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE MY SON COMING UP NEXT ON DRIVES DIVES AND DRIVE IN WITH ME THE G ON THE FOOD NETWORK

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>can of raw almonds

>> No.5167607

I tried to look up some vids of him to find out how he would describe my last meal. Found this
>His lack of decent direct eye contact
>His awkwardness
>His answers
>His not seeming a full on dick

I don't know what to make of this /ck/

http://blip.tv/potluckvideo/5-questions-with-guy-fieri-6620240

>> No.5167613

>>5167600
HELLO OPERATOR? TWO TICKETS TO FLAVORTOWN PLEASE

WE WENT TO ANONS PLACE FOR SOME KILLER NUTS AND WOAH MAN WAS IT MONEY PICKIN ALMONDS OFF THE CARPET TO MUNCH ON WHILE WE TOOK A TOUR OF THE DIGS DE CASA DE ANON BEFORE TAKING THE SHOW ON THE ROAD TO THE AUTO ZONE TO BEG FOR CHANGE WITH THE RESIDENT CHEF OF THE CHILI'S NEXT DOOR AND HIS TAKE ON A FAMILY FAVORITE MIGHT JUST DROP YOU INTO THE FLAVORTOWN TIGER PIT AFTER YOUR TASTEBUDS ARE THROUGH WITH THOSE NACHOS BROTHER ONLY WITH ME GUY AND MY GUY ON DRIVE INS DIVES AND RIDE ALONGS COMING UP NEXT ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK

>> No.5167748

>>5167607
He's just a guy

>> No.5167841

>>5167748
guy fieri

>> No.5167866

>this whole thread

toppest lel

>> No.5168012

WOAH, THIS TURBO-TASTIC DUDE HAS HIS OWN TWIST ON PIZZA

THE TANG OF THE KETCHUP, THE AWESOME TORTILLA TEXTURE, AND COWABUNGA FLAVOR OF THESE BBQ VIENNA SAUSAGES ARE ROUNDING UP THE TASTEBUDS FROM THEIR GHETTO AND PUTTING THEM ON A ONE WAY TRAIN TO FLAVOR-SCHWITZ

>> No.5168124

>>5168012
MONEY

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>ROUNDING UP THE TASTEBUDS FROM THEIR GHETTO AND PUTTING THEM ON A ONE WAY TRAIN TO FLAVOR-SCHWITZ

>> No.5168891

>>5168884
>420chan

>> No.5168926

WE SLAM JAMMED SOME FRESH ALL WHITE MEAT CHICKEN IN A CRISPY CRUNCHY CRACKLY SPICY COCAINE POWDER DRESSING AND DEEP FRIED IT IN HATE TO A CRISPY GOLDEN BOLDEN BROWN THEN SERVE IT UP ON A PILLOW YAMALAMBADINGDONG YEAST ROLL WITH SLICED DILL PICKLE AND SHEARED POTATO CRISS CROSSES FRIED UP ON THE SIDE

I had a chick fil-a spicey sandwhich and waffle fries

>> No.5168933

GUI FIERI HERE! WE ARE TRYING THE BEST GODDAMN QUICKBREAD IN MIDDLE AMERICA FOLKS! THE ROUGH TEXTURE FEELS LIKE TESTICLES IN MY MOUTH AND THE WARM CHOCOLATE CHIPS FEEL LIKE FRESH CUM OUT OF THIS MAGINIFICENT COCK WE CALL QUICKBREAD. THIS FLAVOR HAS HELD ME DOWN AND FUCKED ME RAW. GOOD THING WE ARE IN FLAVORTOWN BECAUSE RAPE IS LEGAL HERE. MONEY BOOYAHH

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NI HAO MI AMIGOS GUY FIERI HERE IN THE ORIGINAL CHINATOWN WITH MY MAN CHINGICHONGA WHO HAS A RECIPE FOR CHICKEN FRIED RICE THAT'S GUARANTEED TO PUNCH YOUR TICKET FOR THE FLAVORIENT EXPRESS DIRECT TO FLAVORTOWN

NOW YOU MAY CRY FOWL BUT I GUARANTEE THIS CHICKEN WILL BE THE BEST COCK YOU'VE EVER TASTED WITH ITS SECRET CHINESE SEASONING THAT MAKES IT SPICED SO NICE

THEY SAY RICE WAS USED AS CURRENCY IN ANCIENT CHINA AND I BELIEVE IT BECAUSE THIS DISH IS MONEY

THIS TRULY IS THE NAN-KING OF FOODS BUT WE MAY FIND SOMETHING EVEN BETTER NEXT TIME ON TRIPLE D WITH ME THE G GUY FIERI ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK

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>>5168987
>THEY SAY RICE WAS USED AS CURRENCY IN ANCIENT CHINA AND I BELIEVE IT BECAUSE THIS DISH IS MONEY
10/10

>> No.5169003

>>5168994
This is great

>> No.5169012

>>5168933
this was just awful
lurk moar

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>>5168994

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>>5168987

>> No.5169096

>>5168994
>>5169024

Same guy?!

>> No.5169109

THIS 99 CENT STORE BRAND BREAD IS ELEVATED TO HIGH CLASS DINING WHEN THE CRRRRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER MEETS JAM IN A BODACIOUS FLAVOR EXPLOSION THAT'LL SEND YOU FLYING TO DOWNTOWN FLAVORTOWN. AND WHAT'S THIS? IS THAT A BRAEBURN APPLE FOLLOWING UP THIS CLASSIC COMBO? THAT CRISP JUICINESS WITH A TARTALICIOUS REFRESHING AFTERTASTE WILL DONKEY PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE JUGULAR. THIS IS GUY FIERI, ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK.

>> No.5169257

>>5169096
Yeah that's him like 20 years later lol

>> No.5169666

>sick as fuck
>heavily medicated
>download every episode of diners dives and drive ins
>play it on loop
>have this thread open

sometimes its good to be sick

on a side note does anybody know of good foods for when youre dick that can be delivered

>> No.5169671

>>5169666
Sometimes Chinese places deliver. I always get wonton soup.

>> No.5169677

>>5169671
that is a good idea i will also get some form of hot noodle to help with sinus and get over requisite $15 minimum for delivery

ty friend

>> No.5169679

capicola salmai and ham sandwich with onions and olives?
My uncle once touched my wee wee

>> No.5169755

>>5169677
Np friendly anon. Hope you feel better soon so you can continue your journey to flavortown

>> No.5170382

>>5169755
CONTINUING NOW, ON DINERS DRIVE INS AND RED CORVETTES, I'M GUY FIERI, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE SALSA SACRILEGE I'M SPOONIN OUTTA THIS BOWL, I'LL TELL YOU, THEM HABANEROS PACK A PUNCH, LIKE THE ONE I PACKED MY HAIRDRESSER BUT LIKE A FLAMIN FLAVA FLAME DOUSED IN SOME PUNKIN' PASTEURIZED CULTURED CREAM, THE HEAT IS UNQUESTIONABLY QUENCHED, AND SITTING SIDE BY SIDE IN THE TRUNK OF THE CAR WITH THESE JUMPIN BLACK BEANS AS WE JUMP THE BONER BORDER INTO FLAVORTOWN! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!

>> No.5171982

>>5170382
>the boner border

sides.jpg

>> No.5172284

Never change /ck/

>> No.5172518

FIRST YOU GOT THE TANG OF THE PROCESSED CHEESE, THEN THE WAVE OF WAY-TOO-SWEET RED SAUCE, ALL CONTRASTING WITH THE CARDBOARD CRUST

LOAD UP TEN IN THE MUSTANG CAESAR, ET TU BRUTE? MORE LIKE EAT YOU BROTE.

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>>5153442
Barbecue, ketchup, mustard, mayo, squeeze cheese AND coleslaw?!?! VOM

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>>5153137
HEY FOLKS, THIS IS GUY FIERI SPINNIN' YOU THE LATEST AND GREATEST CHICKEN FRANCESE TO BUSTLE ON DOWN FROM FLAVORTOWN.

WE'RE TALKIN' THE CRISPIEST MOTHER TRUCKING BREADING YOU'VE EVER TASTED, PAN FRIED IN A SIZZLING OLIVE OIL BEFORE KICKING IT UP A NOTCH WITH SOME REAL DEAL LEMON ZEST. FINISH THAT BITCH OFF IN GUY'S OWN SECRET LEMON BUTTER SAUCE AND FRESH SPINACH, THEN TOSS THAT SHIT OVER SOME SLAM-INI FETTUCCINE. CONGRATS, BROTHER, YOU'VE JUST FOUND THE FLAVO-MONEY-SHOT CURE TO AIDS, CANCER, CHLAMYDIA AND AUTISM ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE EXPRESS PACKAGE TO FLAVORTOWN, NO RETURN ADDRESS IN SIGHT. MONEEEY.

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GUY FIERI HERE WITH TRIPLE DEE AND TODAY WE'LL BE GOING TO A LITTLE PLACE CALLED SHREADDIES CEREAL!!1! YOU GOT THE CRUNCH AND THEN IT'S SWEET AND... GOOD JOB CHEF. I'LL BE BACK. THIS IS MONEY. GOIN' TO FLAVOURTOWN. GOOD JOB.

>> No.5174413

>>5174105
>CONGRATS, BROTHER, YOU'VE JUST FOUND THE FLAVO-MONEY-SHOT CURE TO AIDS, CANCER, CHLAMYDIA AND AUTISM ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE EXPRESS PACKAGE TO FLAVORTOWN, NO RETURN ADDRESS IN SIGHT. MONEEEY.

LOL'ed to fuck

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GUY HERE AT THE CALIFORNIA BEE GROVE, WHERE I'M LOOKIN TO UNCOVER WHAT ALL THE BUZZ IS ABOUT ABOUT THESE HIVES

WOAH MAMA LOOK AT THIS SPREAD, WE GOT SOME HONEY, GRUBS, AND DIRT ALL MIXED TOGETHER FOR MAXIMUM FLAVOR PACKAGED INSIDE THIS BUSTLIN HIVE

MONEY, HONEY, SONNY, THIS ALL COMBINES IN YOUR MOUTH TO POW AND BLOW YOU STRAIGHT OVER THE BORDER INTO FLAVORTOWN RIGHT OFF THE BAT

BUT WHERE IT GOES FROM HERE, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT NEXT ON DRIVES DIVES AND DRIVE INS WITH ME GUY, GUY FIERI, ONLY ON THE FOOD NETWORK

>> No.5177002

>>5157965
>PUEBLO DE FLAVOR
10/10

>> No.5177510

>>5174105
dat filename

>> No.5179859

>tfw DDD would be a good show without Guy

>> No.5179870

How do I make rice and lentils sound extreme

>> No.5179886

>>5179870
Throw in the words flavortown, money, food network, and diners, drive in's, and dives.

>> No.5179935

>>5148665
I don't watch his shows but
>baked salmon with black beans, tomatoes, and onions on the side and a side of tater tots

Fill me in here?