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Wife's out tonight, what solo food do I make /ck/?

>> No.5147406

another womans vagina

>> No.5147410

>>5147406

>> No.5147416

Omelette is a pretty standard easy mode single bum option.

Should be able to put anything in it, and i don't need to fucking spend 10 minutes asking you if you have this ingredient or the other.

ITT:Post your fridge u lazy fuck husbando

>> No.5147417

>>5147405
Order in, get some Chinese or some pizza or maybe a chicken parm!

>> No.5147420

See it's -5.3F here so I'd like not to go out, hence my suggestion for ordering in.
It's a whee bit cold in NY.

>> No.5147423

That's -20.7C for you eurotrash types.

>> No.5147424

Eat your wifes panties

>> No.5147456

>>5147405
I always get big ass steak when I get an evening to myself

>> No.5147461

Sushi is pretty easy. Remember, the fish is the easy part, you can just go to the store for that.

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5147555

Chicken, that way both of you will be stuffing yourselves with cock.

>> No.5147561

>>5147424
she doesn't wear any

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5147563

>>5147561
liar

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5147570

>>5147563

>> No.5147590

>>5147405
>Wife's out tonight, what solo food do I make /ck/?

Get yourself a nineteen-year old whore and paint her tits with molten chocolate then lick it off.

>> No.5147604

>>5147405
Thai takeout, beer, and shitty action movies

>> No.5147605

Fatty biscuits n' gravy using heavy cream, butter, and bacon fat.

And a scrambler for the side. Home fries, scrambled eggs, spinach, cheese, bacon, with hot salsa on the side.

Simple, easy, fatty as fuck.

>> No.5147607

>>5147604
This, with the occasional porn interlude.

>> No.5147699

>>5147405
Is your waifu [spoiler] like you [spoiler]?

>> No.5147828

Make something she hates that you like.

>> No.5147873

>>5147561
Gross, now remember she doesn't wear any around other men either.

>> No.5148080

>>5147405
Beer

>> No.5149439

>>5147561

>wife doesnt wear any panties
>wife is out tongiht while im at home and have to cook

Sure is alpha male in here

>> No.5149443

Your wife is getting fucked mate, enjoy cooking meals for yourself for the rest of your life