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checked the catalog and didn't see anything on this.
what does /ck/ think of chipotle?
what do you normally order when you go?

>> No.5142187

soft tacos
with
barbacoa, pico, lettuce, cheese

>> No.5142186 [DELETED] 
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5142186

Reported. :)

>> No.5142196

>>5142186
>that image
wtf

>> No.5142199

Steak Fajita Burrito

>> No.5142201

>>5142186
chipotle is food related though...

I normally get a steak burrito with pinto beans and the hot salsa.

>> No.5142204

>>5142186
I absolutely love this picture.

>> No.5142205

>>5142204
why?

>> No.5142209

>>5142205
Shh, your newness is showing.

>> No.5142210

Steak burrito
Black beans
Steamed rice
Red hot
Pico
Cheese
Lettuce

Mix that shit up

Grab iced tea and jalapeño tabasco

>> No.5142213

*MANDATORY 'MY LOCAL BURRITO PLACE WIPES IT'S ASS WITH CHIPOTLE' POST*

>> No.5142216

>>5142209
Oh, you are on of those delusional conspiracy theorists?

>> No.5142228

White rice
Black Beans
Chicken
Mild and corn salsas
Sour cream
Cheese
Guac if I feel the need (fucking 2 bucks for a scoop, really?)

>> No.5142234

It's fine. Don't go, overpriced for the contents.

>> No.5142240

Bowl:
Brown Rice
Both beans
Carnitas
Lettuce
Cheese
Hot Sauce

>> No.5142249

>>5142186
This x100

>> No.5142260
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>>5142182
Freebirds is better

>> No.5142287

i get a spam burrito with a side of viral marketing

>> No.5142295

>Have a chipotle's
>Food is meh to alright
>Almost always crowded with not much seating
>Long as hell lines that barely move
>No queso
>Moe's is across the street
>Food is of the same quality
>Lines stay short and if they get long they move quickly
>plenty of seating
>has queso

I don't understand why people flock to Chipotle's by the droves when there's a Moe's across the street.

>> No.5142312

>>5142260
Oh no it ain't. For fucking 4 years of my life I had Texans, Oklahomans and other assorted assholes assure me Freebirds is the superior burrito. I waited for years until they finally opened one here in Kansas City. I finally got to try it and the burritos tasted like nothing. I didn't need a drink as I washed my meal down with my own bitter tears.

>> No.5142315

>>5142260
Freeb!rds World Burrito is the exact same garbage as Chipotle, you uncouth troglodyte.


The original Freeb!rds... now THERE is a fine establishment! Too bad you have to go to a shitty place like Isla Vista to get it.

>> No.5142320

>bowl
>double brown rice
>double black beans
>double chicken
>fajita veggies
>pico de gallo
>hot sauce
>double cheese
>double corn salsa
>double sour cream
>double lettuce

>> No.5142325

>>5142182

Chipotle is not good. It doesn't taste like authentic mexican burritos at all, and it's not even close to a good "modernized" burrito. I had a blue bean burrito on 3rd street promenade once that had real pollo asada in it... it tasted like it was on a campfire for a whole day.

Chipotle tastes like if my mom tried to make a burrito... except with worse ingredients. Their "steak" is just cubed chuck... its not even browned right.

The overall taste of the burrito tastes more like some kind of american attempt at a salad wrap. It's not a burrito.

And like all other total shit holes (think Starbucks, Pinkberry, Pink's hot dogs), there's usually a huge line of retards.

Seriously anyone that goes to chipotle more than once obviously knows (or cares) NOTHING about food.

>> No.5142327

Burrito bowl
White rice
Black beans
Steak or chicken
Fajita veggies
pico de gallo
Corn salsa
Lettuce
Cheese

I don't go often, but that's what I get every time.

>> No.5142329

>>5142325
Try harder next time

>> No.5142339
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5142339

>paying 7-8 bucks for one of the cheapest and simplest meals you can possible make

>> No.5142340

>>5142325
0/14

>> No.5142349

>>5142213
Is it called burrock?

>> No.5142352

>Not making your own mexican food

Seriously the easiest shit to make

Quseadilla - Take tortilla, add cheese and fillings, fold, heat, done.
Tacos - Take tortilla, add cheese and fillings, done
Burritos - Take tortilla, add cheese and fillings, wrap up, done

are you guys so fucking lazy you'll pay $10 for some shit you can make in 5 minutes?

>> No.5142355

>>5142325
This gentlemen is exactly correct.
But I love all the butthurt Chipotle apologists trying to pretend their food doesn't suck donkey balls.

>> No.5142360

>>5142182
Back from your last ban already?
The last thread that was posted was removed because the same damn Chipotle thread keeps getting posted every time the last one dies out.
Report these threads and help keep /ck/ free of threads like this.

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>>5142312
>>5142315
Don't fight the freebird

>> No.5142363

>>5142361
It's fucking shit and I'm still mad about being lied for for fucking years.

>> No.5142367

>>5142295
Marketing.

>> No.5142371

>>5142213
Looks like I found the OP of the last pointless Chipotle thread.
Don't forget to report the OP. Wonder why you haven't seen a Chipotle thread in a while? He's been banned since the last one. Keep it up and we won't have to deal with this thread anymore.

>> No.5142379
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>>5142363
The lies are all in your head

>> No.5142382

>>5142379
NO
It was SHIT
I waited 4 years and spend 8 bucks on a burrito that tasted like NOTHING
FUCK YOU

>> No.5142387

>>5142355

they gave me ratings cause they think im trolling... that's fucking sad.

>> No.5142384

Anyone get all the sauces? Every time I do it, the guy serving my food gets mad at me.

>> No.5142391

I like Taco del Mar. Their burritos are cheaper and they have queso.

>mfw no one else likes them

>> No.5142393

>>5142352
yes

>> No.5142397

>>5142387
>that's fucking sad

Back to reddit with you. Or maybe you get paid for every time 'Ch1potle' is mentioned here?

>> No.5142407

>>5142397

He was the guy criticizing Chipotle, you mouthbreather.

>> No.5142409

>>5142182
Didn't like the the idea of paying

6.65 for the burrito+1.90 for the drink+1.25 for some chips. When I saw the final total I knew for sure i will not going back to this place

>> No.5142410

>>5142397

Please direct inqueries to our customer relations department, thank you for choosing Chipotle.

>> No.5142413

>>5142409

lol, that's average for just about any lunch place.

>> No.5142428

>>5142413
Average for what? For 6.71 I have a full combo meal at In and Out the same for Whataburger. Chiptloe had one of the craziest prices I have ever seen in a fast food. No way i'm going back and i told others about the prices they will pay

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>>5142382
Shhhh.. No tears, only dreams now

>> No.5142442

>>5142428

Average for a counter service burrito/sandwich place, as in:

Chipotle
Moe's
Qdoba
Panera
Which Wich
Freebirds
Subway
Quizno's
etc.

>> No.5142446

>>5142442
But none of those you listed are the places I go to? I got a simple meal and it was expensive.

>> No.5142453

>>5142446

Well, then it's no wonder you think it's expensive.

>> No.5142458

>>5142442
You know what's common between all those places? They all sell food I could make from the simplest ingredients in my fridge/pantry. And they sell it for 10 bucks while I can make the same thing for pennies.

>> No.5142462

>>5142428

most non-garbage mass produced food will cost you $10 for lunch. your plastic 30% beef burgers from mcdonalds don't fit under this category

>> No.5142466

>>5142458

Amazing incisive wit you have there. I love how you can completely miss the point of the argument and introduce your own irrelevant thesis. You must have been a special flower as a child.

>> No.5142486

>>5142466
What are you talking about? What thesis? Are you ok? These are 7$ plain burritos anything else will cost you extra .

>> No.5142805

>>5142431
The only dream I have is rounding up you and every other fucker who lied about how great Freebirds is and making them eat pig shit! Fuck off!

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>>5142805
That will never happen... Just let go and enjoy the Freebirds

>> No.5142985

>>5142964
Fuck you you shill. I hope you choke on your next shitty flavorless burrito.

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>>5142985
I don't eat my Freebird Burritos like the farm animals that make up much of Chipoltes customer base. I chew every bite 12 times.

>> No.5143019

>>5143002
Eat shit and die. Well, you eat Freebirds, so I guess you have the first part down - just go die.

>> No.5143033
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>>5143019
I'm sorry, but that won't happen

>> No.5143046

>>5143033
You could die at any time fag. I just hope it's soon, because I hate you.

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>>5143046

>> No.5143214

>>5142196
>>5142201
>>5142204
>>5142249
what was it?

>> No.5143224

veggie burrito with everything on it, you don't have to pay extra for guac.
Chipotle's meat is disgusting

>> No.5143227

>>5143046
>You could die at any time fag. I just hope it's soon, because I hate you.

BY GOD THIS IS THE KIND OF POST THAT MADE 4CHAN GREAT

>> No.5143783

>>5142182
burrito
double wrapped, double steak
brown rice, pinto beans
corn salsa, mix that all up
case closed.

>> No.5143794

>>5142964
maybe if there was one where i'm at

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>> No.5145561

>>5143802
kekd

>> No.5147011

CHIPOTLE I KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING GET FUCKING QUESO ON YOUR MENU SO I CAN STOP GOING TO FUCKING QDOBA. FUCK.

>> No.5147726

>>5142352
>being this poor

Sucks to be you nerd!

>> No.5148774

>>5142360
>getting this mad about chipotle threads on the fucking cooking forum on fucking 4chan

just tell your therapist about this in next session, no need to air your dirty laundry all over the place you massive autist.

>> No.5148783

>>5147011
qdoba is the "same" but somehow it's so much more bland and shitty

i had their queso once, bretty good, still not going back for that shit.

did anyone try the tofu shit at chipotle? i did, fuck it.

>> No.5148794

Can someone tell me what non protein stuff they have? Never been, and one is opening by my house. Wanna try it. I know they have steak, chicken, carnitas and barbacoa. Like sauces and toppings and shit.

>> No.5148826

>>5148794
non protein?

well they have rice, brown or white, lettuce, a corn salsa which is pretty much herbs and corn.. umm sour cream, cheese, a tomato salsa which is pretty much chopped tomatoes and herbs..

tortillas.. hard and soft, i think that's about it aside from the salsas, oh and guacmole and chips

>> No.5148838

>>5148826
Thanks.
Do they have red and green salsas? Not bottled hot sauces.

>> No.5148843

>>5148838
yes, they have a really tasty red salsa, that is their hottest. it's a little spicy (if you're used to eating spicy foods it's not really spicy) but its SUPER flavorful. My god it's good tasting..

And they have a green tomatillo salsa as well which is a bit runny for my taste but still fairly good.

They have burrito bowls, which are basically a plastic woven "bowl" filled with whatever ingridients you may want

if you do end up getting a protein for wahtever reason, try their pork it's VERY good

>> No.5148844

>>5148838
They have a website.

>> No.5148853

I tried it once to see what all the fuss is about. The place reeked of hipster, and my burrito was like eight goddamn dollars. It was just like a two-pound lump of rice with some beans and bland chicken. Then I had to pay extra for the gay little bag of chips. The food was subpar and overpriced and I don't see why people freak out over it so much.

>> No.5148856

>>5148844

Yeah apparently it's /ck/ now.

>> No.5148857

>>5148856
Do you have any questions about Chipotle I can answer?

>> No.5148868

>>5148844
But if I go to their website I can't socialize with /ck/. Why wouldn't I socialize on a social network?
>>5148843
thank you for the response, would take you out to chipotle for a bowl.

>> No.5148924

>>5148868
4chan is not a fucking social network

>> No.5148993

>>5148924
>implying it isn't

Oh my, you must be very very new here friend!

>> No.5149190

bowl now because all of the chicken goes to one side in the burrito
>white rice (they always put way too much in)
>pinto beans
>double chicken
>corn
>cheese
>lettuce
>hot sauce

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>>5149190
Ask them to mix it before they wrap it

>> No.5149218

>>5149210
they can't even wrap it usually because it's too big. also when I do go, it's during their rush and they just push it through before I can even tell the wrapping person what to do.

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5149244

>Not living within 10mintes of one of the "Top 10 Life-changing Burritos"

I feel for you... I really do...

>> No.5149384

Cafe Rio is like... 40 times better.

>> No.5149775

Too much rice, I'll just go to Moe's.