/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5137798]

Would it not be awesome if there was a way we could get him as a judge on Iron Chef or Chopped or any Food Network show that uses "judges"

http://youtu.be/U-AckX8MhB0

[Anonymous No.5137809]

>>5137798
Would it not be awesome if there was a way I could ban you from posting this garbarge

[Giggles No.5137808]

>>5137798

You got a crush on him, yes?

[Anonymous No.5137811]

>>5137798

Stop promoting your own channel here.

[Anonymous No.5137814]

The most personality you will ever see out of him

http://youtu.be/Mjrt_f1cbx0

[Anonymous No.5137816]

>>5137808
He's classy as fuck of course.
>>5137809
> food and cooking board
>posts a thread about food reviews

OH GOD

[Anonymous No.5137822]

>>5137816
Yes, we must have a bi-weekly thread about the socially retarded kid who wears suits that obviously smell of mothballs.

Oh yea, he happens to talk about garbage found in the some shithole in or around the tri-state area.

Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.5137829]

>>5137822
Those threads are sharp as fuck and his vocabulary is great, then he reviews the worst food you can eat.

It's fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.5137830]

>>5137798
>comments disabled
You're a fucking douchebag dude, quit spamming this garbage

[Anonymous No.5137835]

>>5137809
Fuck you! FUCK YOU RIGHT TO HELL FOR INSULTING REVIEWBRAH!!!

[Anonymous No.5137834]

>>5137822
This. Take it to /tv/ with your creepy adoration of someone you will never see in real life.

[Anonymous No.5137853]

shit yeah
most food judges/critics are obnoxious fatties. this guy seems pretty chill in all honesty.
>it is what it is
>everything is there
>very flavorful

[Anonymous No.5137855]

He's classy, but everything outside of the food is a 50s educational video.

[Anonymous No.5137863]

>>5137829
>Those threads are sharp as fuck
A suit two sizes too big is not sharp and never has been or will be.

Maybe a fedora will help with his impending combover.

[Anonymous No.5137877]

>>5137863
saved

[Anonymous No.5137967]

>6.4

That's such a specific rating for a Pop Tart.

[Anonymous No.5137969]

>>5137967
nigga has experience

[Anonymous No.5137979]

>>5137967
If he had the S'mores Pop-Tart, it probably would be a 9 or 10.

[Anonymous No.5137982]

>>5137863
He's still a kid. Room to grow into it

[Anonymous No.5137987]

>>5137982
>>5137822
sheeeeiiiiiitttttt
http://youtu.be/o5N57uUFDmE

[Anonymous No.5137988]

he only eats once a week, for his review

[Sceak No.5137994]

>>5137798

I don't understand people's desire to entertain and be entertained.

[Anonymous No.5138240]

>>5137798
He could be a judge on a kitchen nightmares quickfire. Those retards proably cook in the fast food joints of the food he reviews anyways.

[Anonymous No.5138247]

>>5137982
The guy's at least 16, I think he mentioned going to a drive thru or something

[Anonymous No.5138258]

>>5137988
>he only eats once a week
I think you had it right before the comma, buddy.

[Anonymous No.5139413]

http://youtu.be/SdDaDAikMLU

[Anonymous No.5139422]

What's up with the 1930 prewar Germany haircut? Could he find a worse camera angle or arrange worse lighting? What about worse food? I mean, this asshole is reviewing fucking cherry Pop Tarts?

Is this what civilization has fallen to?

[Anonymous No.5139480]

>>5137798

Every time I see him I want to crush his big rat nose in with a boat oar or a mallet or something.

I hate this kid, he makes me so fucking angry and I don't even understand why.

[Anonymous No.5139508]

Could never tell if this nigga is trolling or serious
>>5137798

[Anonymous No.5139517]

>>5139480

calm down nancy

[Anonymous No.5139538]

i came here to laugh at his hair cut but he's oddly endearing.

awkward fucking kid though, but he actually reviews the food rather than fucking around and talking a load of shit about whatever.

keep going kiddo.

[Anonymous No.5139542]

>people mocking a man for using class and elegance

Fucking peons.

[Anonymous No.5139549]

>>5137814
the way he drinks that fucking water

[Anonymous No.5139553]

>says he feels nostalgic about being a child and eating poptarts
>later remarks on having a box of red velvet poptarts in his cupboard

>they promote obesity by putting two pastries in a pack
>not by creating a high sugar desert for breakfast "food" advertised to poor children and ignorant mothers

His logic in every episode reminds me of that sheltered, shy kid in high school who had no friends and thought he was better than everyone around him. He thinks his fashion and manners is anything but awkward and socially laughable.

[Anonymous No.5139560]

>>5139553
I'm looking at the post and laughing uncontrollably at the irony.

[Anonymous No.5139571]

>>5139560
You got to it before I could, my fucking sides

[M0rtecouille !BAGTT6/xl6 No.5139592]

>>5139542
There's nothing classy or elegant in him.
He's wearing his dad's shirts and suits, he lloks ridiculous and autistic

[Anonymous No.5139598]

>>5139560
>>5139571

this
>>5139592

[Anonymous No.5139626]

>>5137809
it's relevant, moron

[Anonymous No.5139639]

>>5137822
>the socially retarded kid who wears suits that obviously smell of mothballs.
the eloquent young man who dresses sharply?
stop bullshitting just because you hate him.

[Anonymous No.5139685]

>>5139626
It's been posted several times in the last month or so only because of LOL HE'S SO AUTISTIC. He's not the only food reviewer out there

This is reaching the same level

[Anonymous No.5139745]

i suspect he might be one of those blue blooded new yorkers.

his wealthy parents were frequently absent. he grew up in solitude, with only his nannies for company. he's been sheltered from much of the outside world.

he reviews fast food, energy drinks, and pop-tarts 'cause they're new and exciting to him. they're "commoner" food he's barely been exposed to.

[Anonymous No.5139765]

>>5139745
One of the videos you can hear his mom answer the phone, plus you can see him frequently look away at something and see movement in the reflection of the picture behind him on almost every video

[Anonymous No.5139766]

>>5139745
the kid is from central nj

in one video he's channel surfing and the numbers match my area

and he's always eating planet wings and they have a location in sayerville

plus he actually has a backyard and shit


basically he's from central nj kinda close to staten island

[Anonymous No.5139789]

I wonder if it's possible for any of you to simply SCROLL PAST any thread that happens to feature this guy? Bizarre concept, I know.

[Anonymous No.5139795]

>>5137830
>comments disabled

only a shit talking nigger coward with no accountability gets buttmad over this

[Anonymous No.5139801]

>>5139789
They're already in every other thread waiting for them to update, they have no choice.

[Anonymous No.5139813]

>>5139789
because i like this guy

why wouldn't i post in a thread that interests me

[Anonymous No.5139827]

>>5139745
His father is a Maths teacher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpbIOkNWcHY

[Anonymous No.5139847]

>>5139813
You know what I meant.

[Anonymous No.5139852]

>>5137798

[Anonymous No.5139873]

>>5139852
That vocabulary is way too weak to him him

[Anonymous No.5140739]

I love this guy, fuck the haters

[Anonymous No.5140816]

>>5139873
It was a good effort though. His visual representation adequately conveys the feeling captured while watching the videos, despite the miscolored hair. Another thing lacking however is the selection of drink, while it may be fitting that he discuss the consumption of alcoholic beverages as to note that he actually is of age while not looking nor acting as such, to be discussing monster and other energy drinks is clearly out of character. Overall, I'd have to mark him 4.2 out of 10.