Superb Owl Food Thread

[Anonymous No.5134822]

Alright lads
Super Bowl is coming up soon.
What will you be serving your guests? What will you eat (if you watch it alone?)
I'll have some m8s over and will be serving tapas.

[Anonymous No.5134831]

>>5134822
Squid rings. Maybe battered.

[Anonymous No.5134829]

I think I'll be attempting saté spices chicken wings with a peanut dipping sauce.

[Anonymous No.5134837]

>>5134831
Wow, you're terrible. I hope you're asian. What a shitty fucking party food. Yeah. that's what I want when I go to a Super Bowl party. The guy who wants to serve calamari and pretty little antipasto on a cute platter.

[Anonymous No.5134846]

Tapas is played out.
And, it is hardly fitting with the general feel of superbowl. You don't have to go deep fried and greasy, but at least don't market your menu as tapas for the day please

[Anonymous No.5134848]

>>5134837
Never got a complain so I guess people do like eating them.

[Anonymous No.5134853]

>>5134846
I don't live in the USA so tapas is not uncommon to eat at big events.

[yungchef No.5134857]

>>5134853
Neither do I, but tapas is so 2011
Do you even keep up with culinary trends?

[Anonymous No.5134860]

Does owl even taste good? Is it legal to hunt? Does your local market carry owl. What kind of owl are we talking about?

[Anonymous No.5134861]

>>5134853
Rest of the world confirmed for being so goddamn boring and lacking in entertainment that they resort to our most basic form of amusement.

[Anonymous No.5134869]

>>5134857
No.
>>5134861
lets not turn this thread into USA vs World.

[Anonymous No.5134871]

>>5134861
They want to be Americans so bad they can't stand it. That's why so many of them envy us to the point of blind hatred.

[Anonymous No.5134872]

Well, after much debate about what direction our super bowl snacks should go in, I've settled on the following:
2 specific dips that were requested by people who really liked them the last time I made them
Hot wings (grilled)
Sausage balls and olive balls (because I can make them ahead of time and freeze)
Cut veg platter to go with whatever and to cut the richness of the other foods
Homemade gyros (meat to be roasted on a spit over the grill)

[Anonymous No.5134874]

I'm really disappointed now that this thread isn't about superb food for your pet owl.

[Anonymous No.5134928]

Once had an owl who had a nest across the highway. Had some campfires in the front yard when I was young. One night we are having a party and someone hears some branches behind us rustle. Big barn owl flew in. Bastards are damn quiet in the air.

I remember seeing a lot of vole skulls around its nest, so you can try that. Or go to a reptile store where they sell pinkies as food, tie them to a stake in the ground, and let the feasting ensue.

Either way OP, have yourself a real superb owl bowl. I know I will.

[Anonymous No.5134954]

i think wings are required

[Anonymous No.5134976]

First off, fuck bacon-wrapped Jalapeno Cheese Poppers. I've tried to make these twice now and they're just greasy salty nasty things that nobody touches. Yes I know I'm just doing them wrong, but I figured that I need a reminder for myself so i don't try making them a 3rd year in a row.

Personally I'm leaning toward putting all my effort into a Nacho-Bar. Multiple kinds of chips, including Fritos. Ballpark Nacho Cheese, Chili, jalapenos, onions green and white, fajita steak and chicken, ground beef, green and red salsa, sour cream, guacamole, and anything else I can think of.

I'd also like to recommend a quick and easy dip I've had success with:

Pizza Dip (Awesome with Bagel Chips)

1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
1/2 teaspoon dried parsley
1/4 teaspoon dried basil
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
1 cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 cup pizza sauce
2 tablespoons chopped green bell pepper
2 ounces pepperoni sausage, chopped
2 tablespoons sliced black olives

Directions
In a small bowl, mix together the cream cheese, oregano, parsley, and basil.
Spread mixture in the bottom of a 9 inch pie plate, or a shallow microwave-safe dish. Sprinkle 1/2 cup of the mozzarella cheese and 1/2 cup of the Parmesan cheese on top of the cream cheese mixture. Spread the pizza sauce over all. Sprinkle with remaining cheese, then top with green pepper, pepperoni and olive slices. Cover, and microwave for 5 minutes. Serve hot.

[Anonymous No.5134973]

>>5134874
Oh, me too.

[Anonymous No.5134980]

>Watching the superbowl
>Getting excited for ads
>Hosting/going to a suberbowl party

[Anonymous No.5134984]

>>5134954
Owl wings?

[Anonymous No.5134988]

>>5134980
>not having friends
>2019-8+3

[Anonymous No.5134989]

>>5134980
How sad does your life have to be to get excited about the advertisements you are being subjected to?

I can turn off my brain and enjoy things "just for the fun of it", but I'm never going to willingly watch and enjoy commercials as a source entertainment.

I bet there are people that even look forward to them weeks in advance.

[Anonymous No.5134991]

>>5134988
>if you don't watch a corporate sports event you have no friends

I don't go to Wal-Mart or eat McDonald's, my life must be one big void.

[Anonymous No.5135026]

>>5134988
>sagu

[Anonymous No.5135029]

>>5134989
You have to watch the commercials because you will be quizzed about them the next day at work so that people will be sure that you actually watched the super bowl. It's a yearly community effort to weed out Soviet spies.

[Anonymous No.5135050]

>>5135029

You can just youtube them though, I think. In addition to the spies thing, it's a good way to waste the awkward 5 minutes on those conference calls when everyone starts making small talk. Better to deflect attention away from your lack of wife and kids by talking about television or sports. Anything but the weather which is basically saying "I'm single, so don't promote me please"

[Anonymous No.5135069]

>>5135050
What God awful place do you work at that this is normal? Get a different job, man

[Anonymous No.5135094]

>>5135069

But it's normal at most larger corporations. Having a family, being over 6 feet tall, and smiling all the time = fast track to the C-suite. Anything else is a handicap.

[Anonymous No.5135154]

>>5135094
Why can't you just talk about another subject?

Or just say "Sorry, I didn't watch the game"

[Anonymous No.5135170]

>>5135154

Like what? Game of thrones?

[Anonymous No.5135215]

>>5135170
Literally anything in the world that is work acceptable.

[Anonymous No.5135221]

>>5135154
Because no one wants to talk about D&D and animu you neckbeard. Corporate America has a certain culture. You either participate in it or you're the same weirdo you were in high school.

[Anonymous No.5135226]

>>5135221
>D&D
>Neckbeard
>Weirdo in high school

Can you read at all? How fucking hard is it to argue without bringing up shitty examples that don't even make sense?

[Anonymous No.5135232]

>>5135221
I had no idea not talking about sports means bringing up board games and anime

[Anonymous No.5135233]

>>5135221
Or you're the foreign guy.

[Anonymous No.5135244]

>>5135215

Sports, TV, your kids, and "silly" stories about how your wife wants XYZ expensive bauble for her birthday are the accepted topics for conference calls with regional offices. Subtract the two that don't exist, and you have sports and TV.

[Anonymous No.5135246]

>>5135244
wow, so you are telling me the only other things to talk about sports are 3 things?

You must lead a boring life.

[Anonymous No.5135249]

I have no idea what we're doing this year. The most nasty superb owl food I ever had was two years ago, my ex-gf's brother wanted to make a cheese dip, ok, no problem. It was very simple: the cheapest ground beef (fatty as fuck) cooked in a pan and then poured, grease and all, into molten velveeta. I've never felt more like an americlap in my life, and once I got drunk, fuck me if it wasn't delicious.

>mfw looking at the congealed mass the next day

[Anonymous No.5135264]

>>5135221
>>5135244
None of these things come up with any regularity at my work place. I think it's just a sign that you are full plebeian if you can't even manage to talk about daily topics aside from sports events and tv events.

[Anonymous No.5135273]

>>5135246

Or maybe what people in different parts of the country find interesting are different and potentially controversial, so corporate culture has collectively figured out which topics everyone theoretically has in common.

Actually I forgot one other thing: alcohol. Everyone in corporate America can talk fluently about alcohol without pissing off anyone else.

[Anonymous No.5135277]

>>5135273
Mormons. Muslims. AAers.

[Anonymous No.5135283]

>>5135277

Mormons don't work for real companies. Normal muslims drink with the rest of us. AAers are pitiable and don't need to worry about promotions in the first place.

[Anonymous No.5135293]

>>5134874
>>5134973

I've been looking up different recipes/ways to cook owl...I'm even more disappointed!

[Anonymous No.5135294]

>>5135283
>Mormons don't work for real companies.
I beg to differ. Just before Christmas, this guy posted a CL barter ad trading the door prize he won at his company Christmas party for any giftcard of at least $100. The door prize? It was about $300 worth of liquor. His reason for getting rid of it? He's Mormon (he told me when we met and made the trade). The company he works for? GlaxoSmithKline. Considering that of all Christians, Mormons are in the upper echelons of income in the US, it makes sense to assume many, many of them work in the corporate world.

[Anonymous No.5135307]

>>5135283

Who was that guy who ran for president again?

[Anonymous No.5135311]

>>5135294
>Similarly, Mormons are slightly more likely to be in a middle income bracket than the general population; 38% of Mormons report earning between $50,000 and $100,000 annually, compared with 30% among the population overall in this income category. Mormons are slightly less likely than the general public to be in the lowest income bracket (26% earn $30,000 or less per year compared with 31% among the general public), but they are about as likely to make $100,000 or more annually as the rest of the population (16% and 18%, respectively). This places Mormons roughly in the middle of other religious traditions on the socioeconomic spectrum. Jews, Hindus and Buddhists tend to have more education and higher incomes than Mormons...

[Anonymous No.5135317]

>>5135311
Now compare them specifically to other Christians. I'll wait for you to wikiscum that info up.

[Anonymous No.5135323]

>>5135294
>of all Christians
>Mormons

And Sikhs are a kind of Muslim too, right?

[Anonymous No.5135336]

>>5135323
Sikhs have nothing to do with Islam, idiot but let's see:
Christians are people who believe in salvation through Jesus Christ. Mormons are people who believe in salvation through Jesus Christ. So... how are Mormons not Christians, you fucking moron? Oh! They believe in things differently than the child-raping pastor taught me! They can't be Christians! lolno

[Anonymous No.5135372]

>>5135336

Mormon detected

[Anonymous No.5135381]

How did this thread derail into religious crap. FUCKING GO BACK TO /POL/ SHITBAGS. This thread is for superb owl foods.

[Anonymous No.5135384]

>>5135372
Nope. Humanist Quaker with a potty mouth.

[Anonymous No.5135386]

>>5135381

Maybe you should have posted this on /sp/

This board is for food and cooking

[Anonymous No.5135387]

>>5135381
>Watching the superbowl
>Getting excited for ads
>Hosting/going to a suberbowl party

[Anonymous No.5135389]

>>5135384
>>5135372
By the way:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nontheist_Friend

[Anonymous No.5135416]

Bird chunks fried in pig anus fat

[Anonymous No.5135451]

>>5135386
I'm sorry you're so retarded. Did you take your meds today? Because you're uttering gibberish.

[Anonymous No.5135452]

>>5135387
Look, inbread, this is for super bowl FOODS, no one is here to talk about ads, take your shitposting somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.5135456]

Wings, certainly.
Other than that, I still haven't decided.
Anyone have suggestions for some delicious, but unexpected foods for the game?

[Anonymous No.5135459]

>>5135452
>>5135451
Don't bother replying to those people, they're just basement dwellers who don't socialize with anyone IRL.

[Anonymous No.5135477]

>>5135452
>inbread
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[Anonymous No.5135587]

My Buffalo Wing recipe:

>BRINE: 2 qt h2o, 1 c kosher salt, 1 c worcestershire, 1 tsp LIQUID SMOKE, 1 tbls peppercorns- all boiled to dissolve and cooled
>Brine wings in fridge 1 hr
>Dry off wings thoroughly, season w black and cayenne pepper, no salt!
>Bake @ 375 x 45 mins on a greased sheet pan, flip each wing and bake another 20 min
>SAUCE: while wings are baking put 3:2:1 mix of Franks, any BBQ, and butter, plus 3-4 cubes of homemade chicken stock in saucepan, melt and reduce by 1/4
>Toss wings in large bowl with half the sauce, return to broiler 2 mins, remove, drizzle with more sauce and serve with tons of ice cold celery and blue cheese and beer.

WARNING: If done right these are addictive like crack. The skin is crispy but the meat is tender from the brine, and after cooking an hour+ the connective tissue melts away and meat falls off the bones. Liquid smoke gives this background smokiness that makes a big difference, careful not to use too much. The black/red pepper is like a dry rub and is where the heat comes from so adjust accordingly. The sauce is thickened by the homemade stock almost like a spicy gravy and adds some stickiness from the BBQ but still has that Buffalo flavor from Franks.

[Anonymous No.5136554]

>>5135336
lol
>>mormons
>>different than child-raping pastor

[Anonymous No.5136580]

>>5135459
Some people have meaningful social lives and interactions that go beyond pretending to enjoy a corporate franchise sporting event one day a year with like-minded people.

I know this is difficult for you to believe. We all must be "fedoras" because we don't crowd around the electric jew and eat thousands of calories of fried foods while pretending to be having fun.

[Anonymous No.5136595]

>>5134822
>throwing a superb owl party
>not just going to a friend's with beer and eating their food

ur doin it wrong\

[Anonymous No.5137190]

>>5134872
sounds awesome, can I come?

[Anonymous No.5137210]

>>5134872
>Hot wings (grilled)


fuck grilled wings

[Anonymous No.5137213]

>not eating a bronco and a seahawk

[Anonymous No.5138355]

Niggas talkin shit bout Sherman because he's the only corner in the league with balls

[Anonymous No.5138519]

>>5136580
I take it you won't be watching the game and having a party next weekend?

[Anonymous No.5138526]

I'm making:

Mini chicken and waffles. Eggo mini waffles topped with little chunks of fried chicken (using my grandma's recipe) with honey butter spread and light syrup drizzle.

Pizza balls. Not much to explain there. Dough with spices, mini pepperoni poked inside, parm/mozz. Baked in mini muffin trays.

Chili dip, done in the crockpot. My house chili recipe with a hearty amount of cream cheese melted in. I prefer cream cheese to velveeta/cheddar/etc.

Fruit/veggie plate

And also a main course for halftime of pork shoulder stuffed with apples, spices, Gorgonzola.

[Anonymous No.5138550]

>>5134848
I love 'm but they have to be battered and served with dip.

[Anonymous No.5138554]

>>5134837
Calamari would be kick-butt party food.

[Anonymous No.5138561]

>>5134857
>I could REALLY go for some **** right now but it is sooooooooo passe.

Who the fuck says that?
Not anyone I know.
Who the hell cares about trends when it comes to food?
Just eat what you enjoy.

[Anonymous No.5138572]

>>5134831

Enjoy your pig anus

http://shopping.yahoo.com/news/food-fraud-in-america--what-are-you-really-eating--202219209.html

>tfw i'll never be able to eat calamari again

[Anonymous No.5138576]

>>5138572

welcome to six months ago.

[Anonymous No.5138583]

>>5138576

Please tell me the story was debunked.

[Anonymous No.5138596]

Hickory smoking a pork butt, making my own sauce to go with it.

[Anonymous No.5138615]

If you're in Britain, you're already eating the bronco.

[Anonymous No.5138642]

>none of my friends watch football or really acknowledge it
I should host a puppy bowl party as an excuse to make loads of food

[Anonymous No.5139056]

>>5135459
Where did I say I was a "Basement dweller"?

I'm in my twenty's and have an actual job.

Why is it people are so fascinated with calling everyone a loser or a fedora to try and make themselves look better?

[Anonymous No.5139061]

>>5139056
Because if it quacks like a duck, it's usually a duck.

[Anonymous No.5139063]

>>5139061
Still saying the same thing over and over again, try again.

[Anonymous No.5139065]

I'm making a big ol' tub of butt balm for the Seacocks, for afterwards.

[Anonymous No.5139073]

>>5139063
What the fuck are you on about? See, you're just another fag who wants to internet fight instead of contributing anything. Go fuck off now.

[Anonymous No.5139076]

>>5139073
You are doing the same thing that you said I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.5139084]

>>5139076
Well, we know what you're eating for Super Bowl Sunday. A big bag of dicks. Now GTFO.

[Anonymous No.5139201]

>>5139084
Are you homophobic?

[Anonymous No.5139299]

>>5134822
I'm not sure yet.

Preferably, I would have chicken wings and/or pizza. I'm simple.

If there were more people, dips and other finger foods.