Vegetarian Super Bowl

[Anonymous No.5133397]

I'm a big Seattle Seahawks fan, and on a whim tried a vegetarian hotdog at their stadium a while back. Was the best damned hotdog I've had in my life.

I've always wanted to go vegetarian, and figure doing a vegetarian Super Bowl party would be a good way to kick it off. Recipe suggestions? Need finger foods.

[Anonymous No.5133404]

>>5133397
>I've always wanted to go vegetarian
first of all stop talking about it like you are turning into something

second nobody is going to go to your superbowl party if you do that so dont waste your time

[Anonymous No.5133407]

>big shithawks fan
>best hotdog was vegetarian IYO
>wants to go veggie
>actually considering vegetarian super bowl party

How many dicks do you think you can suck off before halftime you immense fucking faggot?

>need finger food
Just suck some dicks, you don't even need fingers for that faggot.

[Anonymous No.5133437]

>I NOT VEGETARIAN
>I TRY VEGETARIAN FAKE MANUFACTURED MEAT PRODUCT
>WOW NOW I VEGGIE!
Good lord.
Shill your shit somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.5133436]

>>5133407
Yep, everyone knows vegetarians are losers. Like Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Gandhi, Paul McCartney, Leo Tolstoy, Lord Byron, Bill Clinton, and thousands of celebrities like Natalie Portma

[Anonymous No.5133441]

> us 12s

[Anonymous No.5133445]

>>5133436
"ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT" might work on children but less likely on adults.

[Anonymous No.5133469]

>>5133445
Unless we perfect synthetic meat, vegetarianism is likely the future simply due to sustainability. Meat production is by far the most resource intensive food industry, and we can't feed the exploding population size on a high meat diet.

[Anonymous No.5133477]

>>5133469
Then take your shit to /sci/ or /fit/
Making multiple thinly veiled attempts to convert co/ck/s into vegetarians is stupid.
And I say multiple because your threads always follow >>5133437 that style of set up.

[Anonymous No.5133481]

>>5133397
You did this fucking last week already.
>I'm not a vegetarian but I tried this vegan cheese and it's the best thing I've ever had. So what other vegan foods have you found superior to the actual thing?

[Anonymous No.5133485]

>>5133469
Then clearly the logical course of action is to eat as much meat as I can while it's still possible to enjoy it. Thanks for letting me know friend! :^)

[Anonymous No.5133487]

>>5133441
can someone please explain this joke to me

i dont like not knowing things

[Anonymous No.5133501]

>>5133407

So insecure about your meat.

[Anonymous No.5133502]

>>5133487
/sp/ stuff, you wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.5133551]

>>5133487
Like he said /sp/ at its finest.

Seattle became hatred due it's loud fanbase. Also they tend to say 'we' and 'us' referring to the Seahawks. And they are known as the 12th man at their home stadium.

So now when Seaderall fans post, they get spammed with

>us 12s

[Anonymous No.5133561]

>>5133481
There are hundreds of millions of vegetarians globally. Thinking there's only one person going vegetarian on the Internet is pretty retarded.

[Anonymous No.5133590]

>>5133561
Are there hundreds of millions of vegetarians shilling their vegetarian propaganda on /ck/?
Well that would explain a lot

[Anonymous No.5133610]

>>5133590

Right on, brother. Stop shilling your lifestyle, vegetarians/vegans. Just sit back and let me shill MY lifestyle into every facet of everybody's lives

[Anonymous No.5133744]

>>5133610
Are you being sarcastic?

[Anonymous No.5133769]

>>5133397
"Seahawks Poutine" - fries loaded with shit and wank
"Seattle's Best Dogs" - fresh cocks in buns covered in semen
"Seahawks Chili Bowl" - bowls of Bronco diarrhea topped with semen and peter cheese.

[Anonymous No.5133813]

>>5133436
there isnt a single non-loser faggot on that list

[Anonymous No.5133821]

>>5133397
That's a slap to Football's face.

[Anonymous No.5133822]

>>5133610
restaurants aren't the "meat industry"

[Anonymous No.5133823]

>>5133813

What about Mike Tyson?

[Anonymous No.5133827]

>>5133822

Fast-food restaurants are corporations that primarily sell meat products.

[Anonymous No.5133832]

>>5133827
they are not the meat industry you fat bozo. they purchase things from the meat industry, they aren't raising livestock and manufacturing the product themselves.

if thats the retarded logic you use then elementary schools are part of the medical industry because they all have nurses in them

[Anonymous No.5133845]

>>5133832

Their whole purpose is to take meat, turn it into burgers and tacos, and sell it to people. When they advertise, they're telling you about their new speciality chicken. What school did you go to where the nurse's office had more of an emphasis than the teachers?

[Anonymous No.5133847]

>>5133551
>loud fanbase
the same "fanbase" was never loud at the kingdome. they are just a bunch of bandwagon faggots who paid texas a&m to use the "12th man" phrase. basically, they are all faggots, as suspected. stay faggots seattle shitgulls.

[Anonymous No.5133852]

>>5133845
when you order a meal at a fast food restaurant you are receiving on average a 2oz of meat patty on a 4oz bun, served with a side of 4.5oz of fried potatoes and a 16oz drink

now go ahead and keep saying they are primarily selling meat.

[Anonymous No.5133879]

>>5133852

Do you think they would ever take the meat patty away and just sell you a bun with french fries and soda?

[Anonymous No.5133907]

>>5133879
yes, I can indeed order a salad or veggie burger at any of these places
maybe you don't understand how business works but they aren't making people want meat, they are meeting a demand that already exists for it. if the demand stopped they would sell something else.

really the fact of the matter is they want to get away with selling you as little meat as possible because it has the lowest profit margin of everything on the menu. They would love nothing more than to sell you nothing but fries and a soda that cost them pennies to make and they upsell it by nearly 100%
but that is not what the market asks for

[Anonymous No.5133937]

>>5133907
>veggie burgers
>McDonald's, Hormel, KFC, Taco Bell, Tyson, Wendy's.

[Anonymous No.5133944]

>>5133937
whoops, also Jack in the Box and Chik Fil A.

actually, burger king's the only one there that offers a veggie burger

[Anonymous No.5133988]

>>5133937
Good thing mickey dicks offers veggie-burgers around here for sissy wussies like you

[Anonymous No.5134003]

>>5133988
around where?
India?
It's mentioned no where on the US national site, not even as an option.

[Anonymous No.5134109]

>>5134003
Germany

[Anonymous No.5134122]

>>5134109
I have no idea what I'm reading
http://www.mcdonalds.de/mccafe/vaterfreuden-gewinnspiel

[Anonymous No.5134164]

>vegetarian football party
wut

[Anonymous No.5134167]

>>5134122
What a huge, clunky clusterfuck of a website, with a huge, clunky picture of Matthias Schweighöfer, possibly the worst thing that could happen to German cinema after Till Schweiger..

But yeah, the veggie burger was even on the equivalent of the dollar menu we have here.

[Anonymous No.5134233]

>>5133436
>celebrities like Natalie Portman

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.5134736]

>>5133397
Have fun by yourself

[Anonymous No.5134744]

>>5133436
>Paul McCartney
>Bill Clinton

GDIAF

[Anonymous No.5136041]

>>5134164
I'd go to a vegetarian football party. Thinking that football is manly, and that factory farm meat is the manly food choice to go with it, is pretty naive. Nachos especially taste way better without meat imo.

[Anonymous No.5136162]

>>5133436
>Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Gandhi, Paul McCartney, Leo Tolstoy, Lord Byron, Bill Clinton, and thousands of celebrities like Natalie Portma

None of these people are food experts. In fact, you could argue that the average /fit/izen has more knowledge about food than they combined. Being good in one field means jack shit when it comes to making sound decisions in another, you might as well claim a plumber's opinion on a relativity theory have more weight because he's so fucking good at plumbing.

[Anonymous No.5136171]

>>5136162
>the average /fit/izen has more knowledge about food than anyone
lol'd

[Anonymous No.5136182]

>seahawks fan
>vegetarian dog
>throwing a super bowl party and not allowing meat


You are on the 9th level of fag tier level you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.5136184]

What a fucking faggot filled party that's gonna be.

[Anonymous No.5136232]

>>5136162
I believe the point was that calling someone a faggot for not eating meat is idiotic since many of the world's most renowned people are vegetarian or vegan. I grew up in Texas on a cattle ranch, so the idea of not eating meat is a mental block for me, but I do respect those evolved enough to be vegetarian even though it might not be for me. Learn to respect difference.

[Anonymous No.5136249]

>>5136232
No u

[Anonymous No.5136269]

>>5136232
>I grew up in Texas on a cattle ranch, so the idea of not eating meat is a mental block for me, but I do respect those evolved enough to be vegetarian

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read you lying vegan faggot. "It's a mental block to think like that, but I think they're more evolved than me"

[Anonymous No.5136311]

>>5133436
>Bill Clinton

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Shifa_pharmaceutical_factory

>don't eat animals
>kill "...tens of thousands of Sudanese civilians..."

[Anonymous No.5136319]

>>5136311
I'm not disagreeing with you, but I'm drunk. tl:dr?

[Anonymous No.5136324]

>>5136319
>bomb "chemical weapons factory"
>it's a medical drug factory
>"...tens of thousands of Sudanese civilians..." die from no longer receiving medications

[Anonymous No.5136342]

>>5136269
This.
>>5136232
You're a piece of shit lying dickhole. I grew up on a real Texas cattle ranch, and I know cattle inside and out. I respect the animals very much, but I also respect our place in the world to eat them. We are omnivores. It's not "evolved" to be vegan or vegetarian, it's a food related mental disorder brought upon by dissonance having to due with where your food comes from because most people today are raised without knowing where their food actually comes from rather than a cling wrapped package at the store.
I disagree with factory farming, and I grew up on a ranch that was free range and believe in the practice, but the change will come not from abstaining from meat, but from choosing meat that comes from sustainable and ethical environments, not just refusing to eat it.

[Anonymous No.5136349]

>>5136324
Based Clinton.

[Anonymous No.5136431]

Op do you know how gay you are ? figure doing a vegetarian Super Bowl party would be a good way to kick it off

Unless everyone coming to your party is a hippy faggot then I suggest having some real meat there . You don't have to have any but think of the real people attending .

[Anonymous No.5136488]

>>5133832
>>5133832
>they rent rasing livestick
jesus christ mate you must know that giant fast food businesses like mcdonalds and BK have their own ranches where they hold their own cows

[Anonymous No.5136495]

>>5136324
How many real people is that equivalent to?

[Anonymous No.5136517]

>>5136342
>I know cattle inside and out.
lol I bet you do... dem lonely Texas nights.

[Anonymous No.5136519]

>>5136342
>We are omnivores. It's not "evolved" to be vegan or vegetarian
Even if you just look at vegetarianism from a logistical standpoint rather than an ethical one, it is the most sensical decision. Animal agriculture is one of the leading causes of global warming, and a clusterfuck of other environmental issues. I only eat meat one day per week.

[Anonymous No.5136528]

>>5136269
Some of us are capable of admitting other people live more compassionate lives than us. We're not all 12 year olds with special snowflake syndrome. There are a shit ton of people out there humanitarians and activists of all kinds, devoting their lives to making the world a better place. And I sit on my ass all day playing Diablo 3. Those people are better human beings than me, not going to lie to myself to feel better. Same with vegans and vegetarians. They make a difference with their food choices. Kudos to them.

[Anonymous No.5136568]

>>5136519
>conscious human decision is "evolution"

So much is wrong with your thinking that I'm just going to wash my hands of debating with you and tell you that you're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.5136592]

>>5136568
Are you a native English speaker? Meaning of words in specific fields--in this case biology--often have different nuances than the vernacular usage. In biology evolution does not refer to conscious decision, but to changes brought about by adaptation, while in common usage "evolve" can simply mean "to develop into/become something better than the previous state."

TLDR: Some people are more evolved than others. Compare Gandhi to a redneck.

[Anonymous No.5136593]

>>5136568
What does evolution have to do with anything? Do you think evolution has an endpoint or conscious decisions do not have a cascading effect on your fitness and prodigy?

[Anonymous No.5136603]

>>5136592
>>5136593
>vegan butthurt

Cry me a fucking river.

[Anonymous No.5136641]

>>5136603
I fish and am an avid hunter (waterfowl, upland birds, moose, deer, and rabbit/hare).

Just because I can think beyond how I was raised or consider things beyond my own comfort zone or opinions doesn't mean I am vegan.

[Anonymous No.5136654]

>>5136641
So, you're less evolved and obsolete?

[Anonymous No.5136666]

>>5136641
You sound too sensible. Red flag that you're a vegan.

[Anonymous No.5138529]

Recipes were demanded, and recipes shall be received.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/vegan-super-bowl-recipes

[Anonymous No.5138559]

>>5133397
field roasts are really good

[Anonymous No.5138923]

>>5138559
Haven't tried their hot dogs but their breakfast sausages are amazing.