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I get high sometimes, and I think of ideas like this... *sigh* here goes...

Imagine if the new fad was... MMO restaraunts. So like you go to a restaraunt and they have several menues like Veggie-Knight, Meat-Cutter, Fish-Slayer whatever.. and you choose your tech tree..

and so like if you order certain appetizers then you "level up" certain categories of the menu and can order more stuff at no charge (there would be a base "all you can eat" price) but not really..

anyway so you would like level up from appetizer to main course to only one type of desert because of your choices. If you want any variation of the menu, you would have to pay extra! (F2P wink)

So yeah, what do you think about that, /ck/, isn't that the most infuriating yet most interesting thing ever..?

>> No.5128619

This sounds fucking retarded OP.

>> No.5128618

Yes, that is pretty autistic.

>> No.5128622

>>5128612
What the fuck are you doing with your life?

>> No.5128626
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>>5128619
Back again, you put me into a bad mood with this shit.

>> No.5128630

>*sigh*

Go suck dicks over at /cgl/

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>>5128618
>>5128619
>>5128622
>>5128626

awe why so seriusssss

>> No.5128633

smoke more weed OP

>> No.5128635

>>5128633

im about to but i dont have any more tobacco butts to mix in with it... gona go outside and look for some

>> No.5128641

>>5128635
>stoners acting like crackheads

get your shit together

>> No.5128686

>>5128635
nigguh what the fuck you doin?

>> No.5129642

>>5128686
>>5128641

mayn i passed out. time to go find cigiarette butts

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>>5129642
get ya shit 2gether.

>> No.5129678

>>5129669

get yo pemps and de hoez, my wizard

>> No.5129684

>>5128612
If the "base price" was reasonable, I would try out your restaurant. Not a very smart business move though, considering your target demographic.

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>>5128612
Implying anyone who understood this shit would ever leave their house.
Implying this wouldn't be the most autistic, socially awkward restaurant ever.
Implying the servers could be paid enough to say, "Sir, your fish class and skill level deems that you must order a vanilla custard or apple pie."

>> No.5129704

>>5129684

My target demographic is adventurous country club housewives.

It would be like... one of those bitches on the View telling all her friends "well I've gone to World of Foodcraft 3 times now... one more lamp chop dinner and I will be able to order their famous garlic Filet Mignon or whatever.

I'm still thinking about the F2P model...see... I don't want the housewives to be able to buy their way out of my restrictive menu... you have to earn that garlic filet.

I guess I can let people skip the first 1-3 steps for a fee, but the last 3 steps have to be earned.

I don't want dumbass customers complaining "why can't I order what I want??"

"cause that's the point of the game, bitch! We're playing with our food and you're breaking the rules!"

>>5129686
Haha that sounds awesome! And if you get one of each you can get the ice cream brownie. boo-yah.

Just think how fucking autistic sushi restaraunts are.... they have terrible customer service, weird ass ordering rules (order appetizers from server, sushi from chef, etc) and their food is literally raw fish that they shape by hands with no gloves.

And it's popular as taking a shit....

>> No.5129715

>>5128626
Dont ever browse 4chan while high, it will kill your mood instantly.

That being said, I have no idea what you're saying lol

>> No.5129716

>>5128612
kill yourself.

>> No.5129740

>>5129715

i only browse 4chan high... because if im not high I got shit to do.

Seriously - you come here when you're sober? What the heck are you doing with your life son?

>> No.5129755

>>5129740
But all the negativity though

>> No.5129761

>>5129755

thats exactly why you have to be high....

when im high i just brush the negativty offf. if im sober the negativity has another word - reality.

>> No.5129768

All gimmick restaurants fail.

>> No.5129777

>>5129768

uhhhh

Hooters...
Any korean bbq place
any mongolian bbq place
any tepenyaki place
any sushi place
Benihana

what are you talking about?

Benihana doesn't even have any decent dishes they just have an ex-juggler throwing knives around to grill your shitty onion...

and bitches love that place.

>> No.5129872

>>5129704
Maybe it's just me but.. I don't how this will attract country club housewives. Ever.

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I don't approve of any of this.