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Thoughts on this guy and his food reviews?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFlzcumOTQQ

>> No.5122070

>>5122067
Watching people eat always makes me feel awkward, especially when they look right in the camera as they chew.

>> No.5122074

What a fat piece of shit. Looks like he's in the closet too.

>> No.5122086

>>5122067
Makes me sad in a way, I don't even want to make fun of him.

I hope he trys to get healthier for the people that care about him if not just for himself.

>> No.5122089

>>5122067
Jesus what pizza hut does he go to? I've never seen one look that good.

He's gonna eat the whole goddamn thing that sad bastard

>> No.5122091

This nigga need an intervention

>> No.5122093

>>>/pol/

>> No.5122096

He reviews all that food from his car?

I be the floorboards are disgusting

>> No.5122100

>>5122096

He probably tells his mom and dad (let's face it, this guy can't be married or living on his own) that he's heading out to the gym to better himself. His parents notice he's not getting any results but at least they comfort themselves with his dedication. If they ever found out he was spending that time cramming calories down his gullet they would be devastated.

>> No.5122101

>>5122100
You don't think he lives on his own?

I think he probably does.

I kind of like him, I swear to god I'm turning into Richard Simmons .

>> No.5122102

>>5122100
Your insecurities are showing.

>> No.5122110

>>5122102

Nah, my demons are with booze, not food. I eat pretty well for the most part.

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>mfw I've just watched five of his food review vids and subscribed

>> No.5122138

>>5122110
No, you're obviously insecure about what your parents think of you (which is, of course, preposterous; they love you!)

>> No.5122137

A typical review of his

*takes a bite*
>mm mm mm
>the cheese
>the pickle
>you can taste a bit of the onion
>everything just swings together, gang
>anyways
>anyways
>anyways gang
>wow, this is really good, gang
>anyways
>I'm raaaambling... why am I raaaambling?
>heh heh, anyways gang, on a scale of one to ten..... I'm gonna give this an..... Eight
>go out any buy this, gang. its really good
>anyways, please rate please comment please subscribe
>this is Joey from Joey's world tour saying... paaayce

It's not a real food review channel. He never goes in depth with his reviews. Ever. Every "review" is literally the exact same as the last. It's just some fat guy wanting to attentionwhoring for the camera while eating.

>> No.5122147

>>5122138
Or he's actually a fat retarded slob who still lives with his parents?
Not everything is projection and highschool psychology.

>> No.5122151

Nothing compared to Daym Drops.

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>> No.5122159

You can learn something about fatties watching a few of his videos, the way he gets excited when he eats and the anticipation he has for the food it's like watching a fucking drug addict,

must be genetics

>> No.5122160

>>5122147
>living in a multigenerational home
>not the sane thing to do
Why are americlaps such masochists?

>> No.5122168

>>5122160
Well if he decided to have a family, which is highly unlikely, he might not want his kids sharing bedrooms.
Many Americans have the money for that lifestyle so they choose it.

>> No.5122215

>>5122067
You know he gets more than one of everything, one is for his "review" the other(s) he eats like a wild animal in his truck without even looking up

>> No.5122217

...D-did anyone else get hungry watching this...?

I feel dirty.

>> No.5123505

He's so fucking shrill, and his intro when he blinks constantly while squealing something incoherent is fucking annoying.

Watching him makes me want to continue to be healthy, that's why I'm subbed.

>> No.5123529

I get so depressed when I watch this guy.

>> No.5123822

>>5122067
w/e seems pretty cool guy

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>>5122067
OP, fuck you.

And fuck that guy.

>> No.5123986

you think that video is bad?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

>> No.5124184

>>5123986
As a over weight guy watching this.. I feel like I'm watching him commit suicide on camera.. I closed it after watching 10 seconds of him "eating". It's just disgusting.

>> No.5124206

>>5123986
The end is nigh...

>> No.5124317

>>5123986
>hands free challenge
>can't reach the plate over his fucking fat-tits
>reaches out and pulls it forward
>semen shit all over his filthy fucking shirt

Does this sad sack actually think he's funny? People like this should be euthanized when they get hospitalized because of their disgusting lifestyles.

>> No.5125181

>>5124317
You're fat, aren't you?

>> No.5125211

>>5122067

LMAO

big time subscriber of joey here

holy shit guys I've been watching this guys video's for months, thought I was the only one who knew about his channel.

Actually truly enjoy them, his personality is obnoxious at first but then it grows on you over time. And the way he eats is straight up sexy.

I'M BYEEEEEACK

>> No.5125223

>>5125211
>10,000 subscribers
>thought I was the only one that knew

>> No.5125251

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exHsmY8FJ78

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>>5123986
What the fuck man.

>> No.5125288

>>5123986
that's enough internet for one day.

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>>5123986
That's so horrifyingly disgusting, it's gone full circle and come back as funny

>> No.5126536

>>5122100
you were fucking right, lives with mom confirmed at 1:46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxdYXqz-QyE

>> No.5126553

>>5123986
I couldn't make it past 1:12

Im going to go shitpost on his channel now

jesus christ im horrified

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>>5123986
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

>> No.5126571

>>5123986
we need gif's of this

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>>5126571
>mfw I spent the last what seems like two days watching all of his videos

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THIS ONE IS FUCKING RAGE WORTHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW1zeM5Hatk

>> No.5128334

>>5122067
he has the eyes of a killer

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>>5122086
Most of these youtube reviewers/cooks have some really bad health issues. Knowing this, they still stuff themselves with food.

>> No.5128349

>>5128346
Mental issues man

>> No.5129168

>>5128312
lol it seems like he was reviewing a new version of crack rather than chicken. I loled when he took a bite and started rocking back and forth, it totally reminded me of a crackhead getting his fix.

>> No.5129222

>>5129168
He gets going on that high pitched voice and fucking makes me rage, I've watched tons of his videos since this thread started, and this man is proof of obesity being a mental illness. His face and voice and attitude changes right at the moment he gets that food in his hand, even though it's sitting right next to him the whole time, I didn;t think I would learn anything from studying this creature, but I have.