/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5114335]

What's with the double standard, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.5114469]

you eat nigiri with your hands

if you eat filet mignon with your hands you are a retard

double standard

[Anonymous No.5114471]

>>5114335
How am I supposed to eat a steak like that?

The only time I ate something like that, I would cut a small piece off, sear the pink flesh on the plate, place that on my tongue, squeeze it against my hard pallette for dem juices, then slowly chew and enjoy the fuck out of it, and follow it with a sip of water [cause I was 19 and didn't really want to have soda that day]

It was just a giant expensive steak and I wanted to savor the fuck out of it as much as I could.

[Anonymous No.5114481]

Steak only has paramount status among the uncultured. There are so many more complex and flavorful meats out there. The whole steak thing here is what happens ignorant people try to be elitists.

[Anonymous No.5114507]

>>5114498
No I mean like bison, elk or ostrich. All more complex and deserving of appreciation than 'murrican anus beef steak.

[Anonymous No.5114513]

>>5114507
Properly prepared duck breast. Hnnnng.

[Anonymous No.5114512]

>>5114335
that filet literally made me shiver, not joking. i want it so bad

[Anonymous No.5114746]

>>5114481
>Calls others uncultured and ignorant
>For liking steak

>post nothing of the implied superior cultured food
Faggot

[Anonymous No.5114749]

>>5114335
>cooked beef steak is the pinnacle of fine dining

lol is it the Great Depression?

[Anonymous No.5114759]

>>5114749

In some ways, yes

[Anonymous No.5114810]

>>5114746
I'm not insulting people for liking steak. I'm saying putting steak on a pedestal is an example of /ck/'s ignorant behavior.

and I did.
>>5114507

[Anonymous No.5114847]

>proper way to eat steak

I don't get it. You cut off a piece and eat it. Or are you talking about condiments? Or how to prepare it? Both are pretty simple to prepare- the quality of the meat itself is the most important thing in both cases.

[Anonymous No.5114879]

>>5114810
Hey asshole you still didn't post something better.
Stop backtracking and post some of these great meals.

[Anonymous No.5114905]

>>5114847
The more elegantly simple something is, the more retards on the internet feel the need to overcomplicate it. See: cast iron cookware, the Old Fashioned cocktail

[Anonymous No.5114916]

>>5114879
Well it's obvious at this point nothing I say will get through. So why bother? You just want to hear me say something that validates what you already think. Anything anyone says to the contrary will be ''wrong'' or ''invalid'' in your mind. Stay pleb and keep deleting those posts.

[Anonymous No.5116424]

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[Anonymous No.5116429]

>>5114335

>double standard

Have you ever thought /ck/ is made up of multiple different people espousing varied ideas and beliefs?

[Anonymous No.5116430]

>>5114469
You eat it with chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.5116434]

>>5114335

[Anonymous No.5116436]

>>5116429
More like all of the non-japculture parts of 4chan are tryhards who are desperately denying being "weeaboo" themselves.

[Anonymous No.5116440]

>>5116436

Believe it or not, I actually hate anime/weeaboos. Anime is for manchildren/pedos.

[Anonymous No.5116442]

>>5116436
And you. Don't forget there's you, you special snowflake.

[Anonymous No.5116444]

>>5116440
Tell that to the J-List ad at the bottom of this page. (I don't hate anime, but I do think the whole panties thing is crass)

[Anonymous No.5116445]

>>5116436
>implying everyone on this site has watched anime or cares about Japan.

No. I came here when a friend linked a funny gif. It might shock you weebs. but there are people out there who don't give a fuck about nippon~uguuuuuuu!!!!

[Anonymous No.5116447]

>>5116445
That's not the point - the point is that because you're on >>5116436 pic related, you can't just not care, you have to actively shit on other people's interests.

[Anonymous No.5116453]

>>5116430
>You eat it with chopsticks.
Actually, the traditional way is to eat sushi with your fingers

Almost everybody uses chopsticks these says though

[Anonymous No.5116457]

>>5116444
different anon here, but ad at the bottom of the site is not a very good argument when discussing whether anime is for kids or not. Nor are 4chan banners.

[Anonymous No.5116472]

>>5116457
My point is that people who happen to not like anime get all defensive instead of leaving other people's interests alone because they're offended at the perception of 4chan as being a weeb site.

[Anonymous No.5116475]

>>5116472
*and that _that's_ why the double standard exists - because they'll take any excuse to say "you stupid weeaboo".

[Anonymous No.5116482]

>>5116472

Probably because anime is shoved down your throat even on non-anime boards. It's annoying as fuck, and I like anime.

[Anonymous No.5116486]

>>5116436
>liking anime and some japanese games makes you a weeaboo
Why is weeaboo probably the most misused term on this website?

[Anonymous No.5116490]

>>5116482
That's a fair point, but OP was about shitting on people for liking/caring about Japanese _food_, which is entirely relevant to /ck/

[Anonymous No.5116491]

>>5116482
>shoved down your throat

But anything that anon is oversensitive about is "shoved down your throat". Like one thread about Japanese food that some angry Australians can't figure out how to hide.

[Anonymous No.5116494]

>>5116486

Not even close. That would be "hipster"

[Anonymous No.5116553]

>>5114759
>implying it's hard to make 109k a year with the income of two individuals

[Anonymous No.5116566]

>>5114335
But you can eat sushi however you want, just don't drench it in soy, much like you wouldn't drench a sausage roll in sauce.
Disgusting troll.

[Anonymous No.5116580]

>>5116553
depends on the state + cost of living.
I guarantee my 50k a year here in Idaho feels like a lot more cash than the 70k my friend in California pulls in

[Anonymous No.5116581]

>>5116494
>>5116486

It would probably be edgy at this point by my estimates

[Anonymous No.5116654]

it takes 10 years to master sushi making.

[Anonymous No.5116663]

>>5114335
White people being white people

[Anonymous No.5116677]

>>5116663
Ruling the fucking planet? Yeah I know you're welcome.

[Anonymous No.5116680]

>>5116677

[Anonymous No.5116684]

>>5116677
More like loving the smell of their own farts while criticizing everyone else that farts

[Anonymous No.5116708]

>>5116680
>>5116684
>buttmad jelly shitskins detected
>as they live in a civilized world (white invention), on a computer (also white invention), probably only alive because they didn't die in infancy (white people tm)
Come at me braj

[Anonymous No.5116709]

>>5116708
Edward Norton is the shit.

[Anonymous No.5116720]

>>5116708
>braj

What is this? Is the "j" part of some delusional heritage you think you have somewhere in a distant part of Europe that you've successfully romanticized?

[Anonymous No.5116732]

>>5116720
>being this upset
No need to be rustled.
Did your welfare not come in this month or something, Jamal?

[Anonymous No.5116738]

>>5116732
Well, January is 31 days long, tough times in the ghetto.

Luckily black history month is coming up! Only 28 days between MUH EBT checks! WE BE MOVIN ON UP, TO THE EAST SIDE

[Anonymous No.5116740]

>>5116720
j and h are next to each other on the keyboard yo

[Anonymous No.5116739]

>>5116732

It will be easier if you explain it to me before you have to reset your modem. You don't want to get banned again for ban evasion.

[Anonymous No.5116761]

>>5116740
He's already been triggered by white privilege.
Theres no stopping him now
He'll keep shitposting harder and harder until he feels like he's shamed the evil white man good enough for his reddit justice.

[Anonymous No.5116765]

>>5116739
>You don't want to get banned again for ban evasion.

What? Explain what now? Why don't you put down the crack pipe before you try and combobulate a thought?

Ohhhh, or are you saying I should get banned because I don't love and respect your diverse, enriching nigger culture? I do love how someone can talk about how much they dislike whites, but the second someone comes back with disliking blacks, it's "OH LAWDY LAWD, DAS SUM RAYCISSS CRAKUH!!! BAN DIS HONKEY! MAH FEELS!"

[Anonymous No.5116773]

eating raw meat ever.

[Anonymous No.5116793]

>>5116436
weeb pls go
sushi threads should not be on /ck/, as sushi involves no cooking
COOKING is in the name of the board

[Anonymous No.5116924]

>>5116793
>as sushi involves no cooking
>COOKING is in the name of the board

I guess the rice is raw in sushi. Makes perfect sense.

[Anonymous No.5116967]

>>5116793
>sushi threads should not be on /ck/, as sushi involves no cooking
>COOKING is in the name of the board
Actually, the name of board is (this part is important) FOOD & Cooking, not just cooking.
Better luck next time

[Anonymous No.5117014]

>>5116553
Yea because roast beef, peppers and bread are totally unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.5117054]

>>5114746
Well for one, activated almonds and cultured vegetables.

[Anonymous No.5117070]

>>5116445
>It might shock you weebs. but there are people out there who don't give a fuck about nippon~uguuuuuuu!!!!

Increasingly, yes we are beginning to notice.
Apparently moot wants that facebook audience. We'll be just like any other social media shit stain on the internet soon enough.

[. No.5117083]

Due to steak shaming I cannot eat my favorite food in public anymore without disgusted looks and stares.

I am forced by our social constructs to eat chicken or seafood now due to MY BODY'S preference of a well done steak.

TITP - This is Taste Privilege

[Anonymous No.5117091]

>>5114335

I've never met anyone arrogant enough to say that it doesn't take skill to make good sushi and that they could do it themselves....

But if people want to eat their sushi with a fork and dip it in a pool of soy sauce and wasabi, I don't think I'd be arrogant enough to suggest they shouldn't.

Yeah, Japanese people don't do that... who cares. Did you come for the authentic experience or bomb ass sushi?

I just don't like posers in general. People that want me to use the traditional method are just hipsters/elitists. The type of person that would complain about what glass you use for which liquor because of the "aerating shape" or some shit.

But having said that, I always sit at the bar at the sushi place, and chit-chat with the Chef and listen to all of his suggestions. Not because I "should" but because I know this guy probably spent 30 years making sushi and picking fish and if he suggests something it is not a matter of taste but a matter of knowledge.

I would say the same thing to a man who orders well-done steak. I'd say "well, you have the right to enjoy your food however you like."

Dont' people realize the color orange may be a completely different color to others? Food tastes may be competely different across people... what tastes "good" to you may taste like week-old eggs to someone else. My grandma can't eat lamb cause she says it stinks. I find the lamb's gamyness to be a savory flavor.

[Anonymous No.5117101]

>>5116765
haha, you tell him.

[Anonymous No.5117104]

>>5117083

haha you have a medical condition known as bad taste.

but i get what you're saying about your body's preference, i said as much here:
>>5117091

[Anonymous No.5117103]

>>5117070
4chan has been pretty mainstream for sometime. I'm sure Moot would love a 4chan app for Facebook. Clamping down on the so-called "quality of posts" is probably a way to clean up the board and gradually make it more advertiser-friendly.

[Anonymous No.5117114]

>>5117103
and in my opinion all of that is an extremely bad thing.

[Anonymous No.5117121]

>>5117114
so leave and never come back

[Anonymous No.5117132]

>>5117114
Of course, but Moot has been unable to come up with anything better than 4chan and has consequently decided to spend more effort on directing the growth and direction of 4chan.

Canv.as is a failure and he likes to pretend to be the mouthpiece of the internet and the darling of 4chan content, so 4chan is the cash cow.

BUY A PASS! LAST CHANCE TO BUY A PASS! BUY A PASS!

[Anonymous No.5117145]

>>5117104
It's fucking satire

[Anonymous No.5117163]

>>5117132
I actually did by a pass.
I got to tell you, for dumping images, it is so fucking amazing. Set it an forget it. I guess you'd have to have the latest 4chanX though.

But yeah they are over advertized. Still though I would say it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.5117166]

>>5117145

REALLLLLLLLLLY? OH WOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS...

[Anonymous No.5117168]

What separates pleb food from fancy food? Even processed junk food can taste great (pic related), and both kinds of food are bad for your health. So why is the expensive unhealthy food respected and the cheap unhealthy food is ridiculed?

[Anonymous No.5117178]

>>5117166

[Anonymous No.5117190]

>>5117168
pleb - cheap and popular

Fancy - unpopular, usually expensive

[Anonymous No.5117187]

>>5117168

because you're on 4chan, and people here often need to find ways to delude themselves into a false position of superiority. the term "pleb" is cancer.

[Anonymous No.5117194]

>>5117168
You think that tastes great? I had my first one ever last year and thought it was horrendous. Maybe it's something you could like only if you grew up with it? I thought it had an odd taste to it... like... have you ever used a can of compressed air? It tastes like what the compressed air smells like. Only sweet. Not for me, thanks.

But as far as junk foods go, so long as we're not discussing sweet ones only, dem newfangled cheese crisps with the japaleenies in'em. Dem's shit's good.

[Anonymous No.5118524]

>>5114507
It's called black angus steak and it's delicious
Pic related

[Anonymous No.5118528]

>>5118524
goddamit forgot picture

[Anonymous No.5118595]

>>5118524
black Angus is a very common breed of cattle. it confuses me when people behave as if it is a rare gourmet luxury food. but then I feel the same way about steak in general.

[Anonymous No.5118675]

>>5114507
There are some awesome less-uses meats out there. Elk particularly is fucking amazing if done right. So is duck. Never had ostrich, but it's definitely on my list of things to try. Not that I've got anything against beef- a good marbled piece of grass-fed steak is great stuff. But I'd have to say that either elk or duck is probably my favorite land protein.

[Anonymous No.5118678]

>>5117168
that thing cuts the roof of my mouth

but so good

[Anonymous No.5118699]

Don't let anyone tell you different, you can't chop a goddamn thing with chopsticks.

Never been so embarrassed in my life.

[Anonymous No.5118712]

>>5118678
It's frosting covered cake with cream in the middle...how does that cut you?

[Anonymous No.5118758]

>>5118712
Those green sugar sprinkles are sharp.

[Anonymous No.5119834]

>>5116924
>boiling rice is cooking

[Anonymous No.5119848]

>>5119834
cook
1 [intransitive and transitive] to prepare food for eating by using heat:

[Anonymous No.5119862]

>>5119834
you probably don't know that sushi is served at body temperature, not cold

[Anonymous No.5119889]

>eat sushi with hands
>hands now smell of vinegar
>two hours later dick smells of vinegar
That was the last time I ate with my hands.

[Anonymous No.5119896]

>>5119862
Let me guess, you watched a documentary on sushi?
The general public doesn't go to a sushi bar, they get refrigerated sushi.

[Anonymous No.5119914]

>>5119889
Wash your hands.

[Anonymous No.5120038]

>>5119914
you and your logic

[Anonymous No.5120156]

>>5119896
>The general public doesn't go to a sushi bar, they get refrigerated sushi.

general public is a bunch of morons

and if you don't have any sushi restaurant where you live, you should probably shut the fuck up because you know nothing about the subject.

[Anonymous No.5120301]

>>5117168
I would consider pleb food to be anything that can easily be made at home for a lower cost and higher quality, but you're having the overly processed one from the supermarket instead.

[Anonymous No.5120322]

>>5119896
>refrigerated sushi
That's like suggesting "two girls one cup" as a replacement for chocolate pudding.
I'm amazed that people buy that shit.

[Anonymous No.5120342]

>>5114469
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tuqPL6X-aCc#t=19