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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbj2fE2mMI

How do you guys feel about this dude?

>> No.5111728
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5111728

>>5111721
>it is what it is
>gtfo /fit/

>> No.5111737

>>5111721

>SUBSCRIBED

>> No.5111743

King of the Goobers

>> No.5111754

oh man op im dying. this is great

>> No.5111763

>>5111721
My 84 year old grandma who's anorexic can eat more than that.

>> No.5111765

I can't say anything against him. He has found his lifestyle and is enjoying it.

>> No.5111775

>>5111721
He and his father are legit master race.

>> No.5111782

>>5111775
What's his father like?

>> No.5111784

>>5111721
Oh god the suicide wings video is unreal, man i think i like this faggot.

>> No.5111790

I have nothing against this dude. I don't see the hate from some others. He is straight forward and just tells it how it in. His opinion of course.

>> No.5111791

>>5111782
Math teacher/hunter of similar character, he is in one of the energy drink [some camo one cuz hunter] review videos.

>> No.5111793

I don't mind his videos but jesus christ that suit is two sizes too big. At least there's a chance he'll grow into it. Fuck.

>> No.5111802

>>5111793
Also, he needs to fucking unbutton it if he is going to sitdown.

>> No.5111812

His videos are hilarious
He also dresses fairly well but that adds to the confusion how he can eat like that

>> No.5111819

>>5111802
Yes. Thanks, GQ.

>> No.5111831

Autism is a hell of a drug

>> No.5111870

>>5111728
This.

>> No.5111887

>>5111802
I didn't even notice at first.

>>5111812
No, he has the intention of dressing well. Every single item he wears is too big.

>> No.5111912

>>5111887
probably all his dad's suits

>> No.5111914

Even though his head and personality is different, I can't help but think of an older Stewie from Family Guy.

>> No.5111925

You can tell he thinks too highly of himself and he needs to stop trying so hard when it comes to clothing, especially when he's eating fast food on camera.

>> No.5111947
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>drinking energy drinks from wine glassware

>> No.5111958

>>5111947
What's wrong with this?
Drinking from cans is uncivil.

>> No.5111998

Totally autistic, but strangely... in a kind of good way.

Plus, eating fast food in suits is raw as hell.

>> No.5112004

> this thread again

>> No.5112157

>>5111887
I think that's because all his stuff is probably a hand me down. The suit looks old and cheap at first glance.

>> No.5112237

>>5111925
>Not watching his video in which he explores his daily life

It's incredibly mundane.

>> No.5112246

>>5111784
i have a telephone ready if i need it for an emergency call

>> No.5113805

>>5112246
WOOH

>> No.5113888
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>Today's review is for Planet Wings' Suicidal Wings, the hottest wings on the entire menu.. and the hottest wings I have ever had. My tie was loosened, tears were shed, copious amounts of water were consumed.

>> No.5113891

i like how this nigger dresses up to eat hot wings for youtube lol this is ridiculous

>> No.5113909

>>5111784
> Oh god the suicide wings video is unreal, man i think i like this faggot.

Ya that ones easily my favorite

> This is certainly the first time tears have been shed on this show

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>>5111721
For some weird reason which I don't understand I find his video enjoyable. Maybe its how awkward he is or the fact that he reviews everything in a really cheap suit.

>> No.5114548

Weapons grade turbo autism.

>> No.5114552

How to identify a future school shooter - the channel

>> No.5114557

>>5114548
Too much white privilege for you?

>> No.5114575

>>5111721

I fucking love this guy. He puts on a suit, doesn't talk with his mouth open, and clearly tries to be as informative as possible. He's awkward, but he has good character. 1000X better than some socially adjusted teenager, who would of course be a YOLO swagfag douche spouting relentless casual faggotry.

He's got a bright future.

>> No.5114579

>all these retards not realizing the large suit and ugly haircut is part of his show
>trying do be as fancy as possible while reviewing FUCKING FAST FOOD and ENERGY DRINKS FROM WINE GLASSES

this shit is comedy gold
>first off, completely different setting. not by much i'm actually just at the opposite side of the table

>> No.5114595

He makes me laugh The epitome.of 4chan/ck. like wearing mess dress, or white.tie&tails to eat ...Pizza? one thing I have learned if you can't laugh a bit ,at yourself,then others you are doomed.from the get go.

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>>5114575
>doesn't talk with his mouth open,

>> No.5114616

listening to this guy talk in the background while browsing /ck/ is actually pretty enjoyable.

>> No.5114620

>>5114616
He has a bit of an old fashioned radio voice. Reminds me of Jonathan Schwartz.

>> No.5114641

The only people who care about his guy is /fit/.

>> No.5115065

i like him, but he never orders anything id actually eat

>> No.5115198

>>5113888
>I have nine of these left? God help us all.

Now I'm shedding tears.

>> No.5115271

>>5114579
It's not just part of his show, he legit wears a suit everyday.

>> No.5115292

I feel sorry for him but at the same time kinda scared of him. Totally "that kid" , I think we all had one at school. Only child... gets bullied a lot by dudebros and whores...

The video of him doing an energy drink review on New Year's Eve made me feel really sorry. I hope he doesn't pull an Adam Lanza though and is getting help with his autismo.

>> No.5115296

I hope a fast food company gives him a job in their advertising marketing department.... Sadly I think he is destined to be yet another NEET

>> No.5115340

>>5114641
He would make a good fuccboi, wouldn't he?

>> No.5115374

>>5115271
I have a friend like that.
One day he just decided "I'm sick of my clothing style, from now on I'll wear suits."
So he went to a second-hand store and bought a ton of used suits.

>> No.5115903

>>5111721
What the actual fuck am I watching? Why is this sperglord getting so many views? Why are you fuckers pushing this bullshit?

>> No.5115917

>>5115903
because you touch yourself at night

>> No.5115922

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGjoBYJegtI&list=UUeR0n8d3ShTn_yrMhpwyE1Q

Stopped watching after this video, my ears are fucked for life.

>> No.5115926

>>5115903
most of his vids only have a few thousand view, I have no idea why this one has so many. Maybe dominos is actually sponsering him

>> No.5115931

>>5115922
He talks exactly like Elmer Fudd, if Elmer Fudd was from New Jersey.

>> No.5115936

I almost forgot about this guy.
For some reason, I can't stop watching him.

>> No.5115961

OP..... hes a
a


loser

>> No.5115996

so he wears red or blue ties depending on the spice level?

>> No.5116009

>the more fat and grease in a meal the better it is

dis guy, I am not even sure if he is joking

>> No.5116019

>>5115922
What the fuck was that shit.

>> No.5116129

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjrt_f1cbx0

DATONEWING WOW!

>> No.5116226

>>5115340
haha, sure he is effay

>> No.5116242

>sinking my fork into this wing here
>examining it...

holy fuck

>> No.5116243

>not using spoon and fork

what's the fucking point of this video?

>> No.5116244

>>5115198
Best line.

I shouldn't like this kid, but I do. I wish he had comments enabled, so I can tell him to keep on.

>> No.5116250

>>5116243
I meant knife and fork

>> No.5116257
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>Watch his other blogs
>First day of school
>"I'm kinda scared that i'll get bullied. I was bullied a lot last year and... Also what if I don't find any friends. But if you get bullied, you have to do something about it."

God speed little buddy ;__;

>> No.5116288

>>5111947
The Idle Mind (Lecture) -- Episode 8 -- Drinking Glasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnFx6T8NpJw

>> No.5116289

it's "nice"

>> No.5116290

>>5116257

Blog? Link?

>> No.5116294

>>5116290
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7e65oS_qpU

>> No.5116295

>>5116257
If I were his age, based on who I remember myself to have been at that time, I would have been buddies with him if he wasn't creepy/retarded acting. I liked everyone. Wouldn't have hung out with him, but would have been nice at school and done what I could to make him feel better.

Now that I'm approaching 30, I wish I could befriend this guy. He's hilarious and I'm positive I could help him develop some more social skills to complete his time traveler sperg persona.

>> No.5116303

>>5116295
"Hello welcome to another episode of Running on Empty, a-and today I found a.. a.. new friend.. I'd like to introduce anon, who will try the new Pizza Hut deep pan"

do it anon

>> No.5116333

>>5116303
I just sent him a message to let him know some people thinks he's funny and informative and to live his life the way he wants to.
It might be the hangover but I just wanted him to know that.

>> No.5116358

>>5116333
Im actually sorta in to his videos genuinely, as a britbong our fast food is kind of shit and lacking, I sorta have a little obsession with murican fast food, its pretty sad, i just enjoy checking out what it looks like

i think i have autism

>> No.5116393

>>5116294
That brakes my heart. You know he's a good kid. At least he's... I guess you could say... "authentic". He likes suits and fast food. Plus he's a nice guy. And he seems pretty happy with himself, but it doesn't surprise me that he gets bullied

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>>5116294
>3:31

>> No.5116446

>>5116393
At first I thought the suits were a bit of a fedora tipping "real men have class" thing but it's not and I feel bad for thinking that

The guy just needs a hug

>> No.5116473

>>5111791
linkaroo?

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>>5116333
What if he was linked to this thread?
Would he become a regular poster?

>> No.5116487

>>5111721

I actually like him, he's completely harmless and I think he is aware that he's acting, but he wants to be the kind of person he's acting so its becoming his life, hence autism.

He's not a dribbling retarded screaming sperg like fucking doubleswee.

>> No.5116489

>>5114575
>like this comment if you're into REAL music, and not this Justin Bieber bullsh*t.

>> No.5116496

>>5115374
Are they all 3 sizes too big as well?

>> No.5116498

>>5116487
Yeah you can tell he's autistic, but he's not obnoxious about it. He just keeps to himself and has a little hobby doing this shit.

I might send him a message with a request.

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>>5116294

I hope he makes some friends

>> No.5116510

Why does that pizza video have over 300,000 views whilst pretty much everything else he's done has sub 20k?

>> No.5116514

>>5116487
>like fucking doubleswee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b4-pLniu28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU

>> No.5116536

I like when he spends 3 minutes describing the packaging of something.

>> No.5116545

>>5116333
good on ya

>> No.5116546

>>5111721
HAHA, I love that dude! Been subscribed for ages!

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5116567

I love that channel. That kid is legit, I subscribed to his shit. Dat eating lunch while listening to UVB-76. Ive actually done that...also I just love how autistic he is. He has a lack of facial expressions and when he does have one, its fucking hilarious. Id be friends with him if we were neighbors.
Honestly the at home video with him just being depressed and playing Runescape...that one hit home a bit. Right when I got out of the military I was super depressed, suicidal, moved in with mommy and daddy, saw runescape and started playing that all of the time, didnt do anything for like 3 months except play runescape, get drunk and do drugs. I feel for him.

>> No.5116569

>>5116567
Can you link the Runescape video!?

>> No.5116584

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CdOHVU5h00

>part of my head is cut off, but... realistically, who cares. It's just about the pizza

mah nigga

>> No.5116594

>implying that kid could handle the great doubleswee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foLy-PhRGZk

>> No.5116593

>>5116569
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N7DiR8ltCo

He starts up Runscape around 20:30

The entire video is hilarious though.

>> No.5116598

>>5116593
Thank you very much!

>> No.5116606

>>5116598
No problem. Also, that feel when I just downloaded the client for runescape again. "You were last logged in 1073 days ago." Depression

>> No.5116615

>>5116606
Iv'e watched 9 minutes of the video now, and there's something really soothing about it! Has he done any other videos of this sort?

>> No.5116625

>>5116606
that feel when all my stats are reset to 20 for some reason and I cant use any of my gear. what the fuck...
>>5116615
just check out his channel, maybe, im not sure.

>> No.5116657

Reviewbrah made it.

>> No.5116658

>>5116593
I wonder if he's aware that he has severe autism?

>> No.5116660

>>5111721
Seems like a nice kid with an original personality. Not just another copy paste of the average teenager looking for social acceptance.

>> No.5116695

>>5116615

I know, right? Google ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response). It's some weird shit, but it helps a lot of people with sleep problems. Put on some headphones, get comfortable, and try this one out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdRJqbB0ZyA

>> No.5116735

I'd befriend him but not to the point that he'd be comfortable sharing his psychotic misanthopic fantasies and possibly misogynist rants. It wouldn't totally be his fault though.

>> No.5116776

>>5116695
That's legit amazing
Thanks a lot

>> No.5116795

>>5116658
Except he doesn't.

>> No.5116942

>>5116795
>Dresses uniquely (if you watch his "My Average Day (Raw Video" video you will see that all his clothes are like those he uses in the review videos)
>No facial expression
>Speaks in same voice tone all the time
>The "My Average Day (Raw Video)" video suggests he has absolutely no social life

He seems like a really chill dude tho, maybe it's all just a joke.Wouldn't surprise me

>> No.5116963

I love his hands. I want to hold them against my face and snuggle my cheek against them.

>> No.5116969

Why won't he allow comments!? I want to tell him how much i enjoy his reviews and how handsome i think he looks!

>> No.5117066

>>5111721
Like his accent. He's genuine, unapologetic.

>> No.5117080

He's probably kissed more girls than me at 24

>> No.5117127

>>5117080
And before you guys are asking me what's stopping me from having a gf.
I'm currently in a psychiatric hospital.

>> No.5117243

>>5117127
Well, there's your problem. You're probably not going to meet too many chicks in there.

>> No.5117299

>>5116942
You're telling me that you didn't realize that "My average day" was a joke.. holy christ, you poor idiot.

>> No.5117309

>>5117127
For what?

>> No.5117335

>>5117127
whats the food like in there?

have you started an attention whore "im in a psychiatric institution" here before..... maybe it wasn't you

>> No.5117336

>>5117299
Chill out dude. iv'e read the description where it clearly says "This video is a work of satire and is not to be viewed literally." But honestly, after watching the video it seems very authentic. I doubt it's very far from the truth.

>> No.5117345

>>5117336
That's a baseless assumption. You are just a judgmental dick.

>> No.5117366

>>5117363
But he literally told us it was a joke. A work of satire. How is that a fucking assumption.

>> No.5117363

>>5117345
Ok sorry, sorry, geeee. But your assumption that it's fake is just as baseless.

>> No.5117369

>>5116594

Ive watched my fair few doubleswee videos but the beginning still got me

"I am doubleswee"
"GYAAAAHAAHAAA"

>> No.5117376

He looks like a girl I used to romp with

>> No.5117377

>>5116487
Is doublesee legit retarted?

>> No.5117414

Where is this kid from?

>> No.5117416

>>5117335
Haven´t started it before.
The food is good enough here in the Netherlands.

>>5117309
Think I'm at high risk for suicide.
Tried to deny everything but got here against my free will

>> No.5117516

>>5117414
Yeah I was wondering the same thing. North East? I'm not from the U.S so I don't really have a huge knowledge of regional accents.

>> No.5117532

>>5111721
I think if he's going to wear a suit, he should get one that fits properly, and for God's sake, unbutton the jacket before sitting down. I mean, what the fuck, man?

>> No.5117609

>>5117516

Looks like he's reviewed some chains that are only around the NY, New Jersey area.

Anyway, this kid his great.

>That last video where he almost cracks up
>"I've been looking forward to this for several weeks"

>> No.5117652

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeUI-eciO-Q

>> No.5117659

>>5117532
Seriously. I know a fitted suit is expensive, but surely you can find something off the rack that doesn't make you look like you're wearing daddy's clothes. I don't give a shit about fashion, but there's nothing classy about wearing a suit that clearly isn't yours.

>> No.5117669

... is someone else controlling his arms?

His arms and hands move like Beakers... or the Swedish Chefs!

>> No.5117693

this guy is so comfy

>> No.5117702

>>5117414
>>5117516
>>5117609

Not from the US either but he's obviously as New York as it gets

>> No.5117715

>>5117702
He did a review on Bawls energy drink and said he had to import it. If he was in New York there is no need to import that stuff.

>> No.5117718

>>5117652
That is the worst picture frame I have ever seen. I fucking hate those things. I can't tell because of the glare, but I'll bet it's framing a Thomas Kinkade or similarly gaudy painting.

>> No.5117724

>>5117718
Meant to link the original vid.

>> No.5117782

I'm kinda attracted to him actually.
He's kind of cute and seems like a nice, gentlemanly guy.

>> No.5117912

>>5117715
There was an episode where he talked about going to his school which was in NY.
So he either lives in CT or NJ, or he was bullshitting.

>> No.5117921

>>5117782

You forgot to mention that you're a 57 year old man.

>> No.5118009

>>5116294
>this is called a briefcase
>implying anyone old enough to use Youtube doesn't know what a briefcase is

Welp, fuck this video.

>> No.5118099

T-this whole thread is a joke right?

Nobody here actually enjoys watching a cringe worthy, weak jawed suit and tie autist eat and enjoy mediocre chain fast food, right?

I didn't know /ck/ had this many autists

>> No.5118104

>>5117609
From what I can see here:>>5116593

He has iO digital cable, a company which only serves the tri-state area. So yeah, definitely New York-Jersey, I'm leaning towards Staten Island for specifics.

>> No.5118116

>>5114641
What do they say about him?

>> No.5118118

>>5118099
I watch it for the energy drinks

>> No.5118119

>>5118099
Everybody thought he was an autist fedora tipper at first, but after watching a few videos he actually seems like a good guy with a fun hobby that he enjoys.
He has more likes than dislikes on his videos too, so people obviously enjoy the content.

don't be such an asshole

>> No.5118145

>>5111721
He's a bit weird, but I enjoy his informative no bullshit style of reviewing. Sure, he might not be as entertaining as daym drops or whatever his name was, but he certainly doesn't deserve any hatred for what he does. I commend him for not letting the haters get to him.

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>> No.5118714

For real though, this guy is a fucking tool.

>> No.5118722

>>5111721
I don't think I've found someone this funny when they're just being themselves
>i give it an 8/10 because i never give 10/10's
pimp

>> No.5119092

>>5115922
The thumbnail on the scroll bar for this one shows that the video loads but it's just a grey screen and screaming. WTF

>> No.5119138

>>5116484
mate who do you think makes these threads?

>> No.5119185

watch the eating lunch while listening to uvb-76

>> No.5119957

Oh shit I just realized he reminds me of Brendan Small from Home Movies.

>> No.5120035

>>5111721

I like him but somehow I never make it through his reviews to the end because there's just so much you can say about energy drinks and fast food.

>> No.5120087

Goddamn it now I want one of those pizzas

>> No.5120118

why does this twat wear suits in his reviews??

>> No.5120133

>>5120118

why does this twat give a shit what people wear in their own videos?

>> No.5120167

>>5120133
He does look dumb/pretentious. Why would you wear a suit to eat take away pizza?

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>>5120118
>>5120133
>>5120167
Because reviewing fast food in a cheap suit is fucking awesome. Also drinking energy drinks out of a wine glass is even more awesome.

>> No.5120220

>>5120167
Seems to be a joke. A character.

>> No.5120234

I'm sorry but the high voice combined with the speech impediment and ridiculous dress-up just makes him look like he's trying too hard. Can't watch it. Kinda seems like one of those people that's afraid to face the real world.

>> No.5120251

awww. he's adorable!

>> No.5120252

>>5120234
Anon, you just gave me a brilliant idea.

You should make a Youtube channel where you review reviewers

>> No.5120282

>>5120252
this would actually be fucking hilarious. especially if you reviewed them in the reviewer's fashion and method of speech. A little asshole-ish I guess but hilarious.

>> No.5120290

I usually think these youtube reviewers are shit and huge attention whores, But I like this kid

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5120293

This kid vs the food reviewer who ya goin with?

>> No.5120334

I'm betting that he gets good grades, picked a sensible major, and will be success and making bank when gets out.

Protip in case he's reading: drink milk next time instead of water when you eat suicide wings. Instant cool down.

>> No.5120341

>>5120293

This kid is probably behind every single post on /ck/ that complains about hipsters and fads.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPYnliF2Z58

This faggot makes him look like a million bucks.

>> No.5121151

>>5120521
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VveunopMJXU

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>>5120521

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wut?

>> No.5121862

>>5121151
>guy says pizza looks fucking disgusting

dude have you seen your face?

>> No.5121963

>>5120293

This kid has not aged well, and yet he's so actively unlikable I can't bring myself to feel sorry for him.

>>5117652

And this guy is my new Steve Sutton. I'm not sure what that makes the actual Steve Sutton, who is still making videos.

>> No.5122081

>>5117702
>>5117414
>>5117715
>>5117609
he's from somewhere in central jersey

probably middlesex county

he has the same channel order as my parents do

>> No.5122103

>>5116594
shit that kid is some next level trap shit

>> No.5122113

>Total fedora without the fedora
>Dresses in suits two or three sizes too big for fast food revieuws
>Autistus Maximus

And yet, I really enjoy his vids

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I bet his dad died, which left him in a socially traumatized state of mind, and at one point he decided to make videos wearing his dead dad's suits as an hommage.

hold me, /ck/

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>>5121151
>Says its disgusting yet keeps eating it
god damn he is really good at being a fat piece of shit.

>> No.5122699

>>5122125

His dad was in a video review with him, he's not dead.

Literally the only clothes this kid owns is dress clothes/suits.

http://youtu.be/-N7DiR8ltCo?t=56s

>> No.5122708

>>5122081
What's a channel order?

>> No.5122711

>>5122125
He's still alive.

He looks exactly like an aged version of the kid, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpbIOkNWcHY

>> No.5122715

>>5122711
aww. I'm sure his dad is actually really proud of him.

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>>5111721
Jew

>> No.5122765

>>5122711

His Dad seems like a nice guy.

Also, how many times a week does this kid have fast food? Seriously, he is always eating fast food.

>> No.5122798

>>5112237
Where is this video i must view it

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>>5117376

>> No.5122872

>>5122798
her ya go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N7DiR8ltCo

He claims that it's satire, but honestly i doubt it. Dat autism

>> No.5122875

Minutes ago he reached 1 000 000 views! Good for him!

>> No.5122883

>>5122875
Maybe with all that YouTube money, he can find a tailor

>> No.5122888

>>5122883
People make money on YouTube? How much per view?

>> No.5122919

>>5122888

Depends, I think the guys who do Epic Meal Time made a bit, but I dunno if they still do.

Though they ended up selling T-Shirts etc.

>> No.5122922

>>5122875
wow, we contributed to that I guess.

>> No.5122923

>>5122919
I just googled it and some people have made a few million off of YouTube. lol that's fucking crazy.

If I was a girl that was somewhat attractive and had big tits I would be all over that shit.

>> No.5122924

his hands freak me out

>> No.5122958

>>5122715
>>5122765

His dad is a horrible parent, his son is not normal I don't think he's autistic I think his father was just terrible

What fucking kid dresses like their dad?

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5122963

I wasn't sure whether I was laughing at the kid or with him, but I do respect him. Especially after seeing this one video where he just talks about his first day at school that year for like 10 minutes. It was kind of sad and really genuine.

So I like him.

>> No.5122982

>>5122958
>What fucking kid dresses like their dad?
lots of kids, but none past the age of 9.

>> No.5122992

Why is this guy so endearing?

>> No.5123004

Everyone is speaking about his dad, where can i found a video with him!?

>> No.5123010

>>5123004

It is posted here.

>>5122711

>> No.5123024

>>5123010
OOh, very nice.

I have a question for all you "TheReportOfTheWeek" fans, can you recommend his most memorable and interesting videos. Like the one with his dad or his "My Average Day" video!

>> No.5123028

>>5123024
His Idle Mind Video #5 is pretty good. It's about his first day of school. He's really endearing in that one.

>> No.5123064

>>5123028
Awwww, he's adorable! Thank you

>> No.5123577

>>5111912
>>5112157
He actually posts on a fashion forum called fedoralounge, which is a running joke on /fa/.

>> No.5123581

>>5122872
>him watching tv

holy shit this is gold

>> No.5123582

>>5123577

Which is funny, because /fa/ is a running joke everywhere else.

>> No.5123593

>>5122958
It's okay to be weird.

>> No.5123600

>>5123582
lol I wouldn't be surprised

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>>5111721
>"food review"
>domino's
>judges food based on first bite rather than the meal as a whole
>that fucking over-sized suit
>missing fedora
>chooses worst toppings possible: pepperoni and autism
>spouts nothing but self-evident bullshit
>"deep dish"
>"just cuz I don't give out ten outta tens :)"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mze4hYGwag

cringed my goddamn balls off/10

Please, please, please be a ruse. If any of you here genuinely support this childman, may the /ck/ gods have mercy on your twisted, distorted fucking souls.

>> No.5123643

NEW REVIEW IS UP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slJ3PPy8zrU

>> No.5123693

>>5123643

I couldn't get past one minute. Jesus.

>> No.5123701

>>5123643
>calling curly fries 'curlies'
>ever

>> No.5123739

>>5123607
>over-sized suit

you mean suit that actually fits and doesn't make you look like a grade-A retard.

pepperoni is of the gods, fuck off with your spinach anchovi whatever snob bullshit

>> No.5123747

>>5123607
>chooses worst toppings possible: pepperoni and autism

You mean the best toppings.

>> No.5123799

>>5123739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8

>> No.5123809

>>5123799
This guy doesnt even know what pizza is.

>> No.5123820

>>5123739
>you mean suit that actually fits and doesn't make you look like a grade-A retard.

Except it does look like that, francis.

Stay euphoric.

>> No.5123829

>>5111721
>That clip on tie

Come on man, learn to tie one. I bet if he knows how to tie any ties, it'll be a four in hand knot.

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At first I started watching this autist because his reviews were funny and made me cringe. But somewhere down the line I started rooting for him. This is really faggy but I enjoy nothing more than the few moments where you see his awkwardness and autism fade away into a comfortable happiness.

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>>5111721
I had a friend exactly like him back in high school.
The same mannerisms and halting, formal way of talking.
I didn't think he was autistic or anything, just really, really weird, but always nice to be around.
He was a complete bro, and I really miss him. ((he moved to a different state, and I refuse to touch that facebook bullshit))
This kid gives me that same warm, fuzzy feeling.
I hope he keeps making videos because he really looks like he loves what he's doing.

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That one where he talks about his first day of school gave me the feels big time

>> No.5124179

>>5122711
Jesus christ this is the cutest shit. Did he say his dad showed one of his reviews to his class though? Fuck me, I wonder how that went down.

>> No.5124554

>>5111721
man this is just gold. i have to agree with a lot of people on this; i am enjoying this. needs more views.

>> No.5124644

Jesus christ, /ck/, I wasn't aware you had a husbando. Good taste, for once.

As for him, I think he's hilarious.

>> No.5124752

>>5124644
I'd take him over that asshole /co/, no homo.

>> No.5124773

>>5122711
The more I see this kid the more I like him. Would be OK if my son was this kid. A little odd, but probably sharp as a tack and tasteful. Good relationship with parent for a lad of that age. Will most likely go on to be successful. Strong moral fiber in this one.

Also, when this kid becomes drinking age........
>the future of beeradvocate.com

>> No.5124781

>>5124644
This is /fit/ shit which they've been trying to spam on /ck/ for awhile. /ck/ already has Masaokis.

>> No.5124782

I like this guy. He's sincere.

>> No.5124811

lol I love this guy

>> No.5124834

>>5124644

>tfw /fa/
>tfw qt3.14 /cgl/
>tfw big strong /fit/ homolust on the side

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>>5111721
Pic related

>> No.5124862

he's actually really cute

>10/10

>> No.5124863

>>5121151
I love how mad he is about the fucking pizza.

>> No.5125171

>>5124863
Oh you don't even fucking know faggot.

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>>5124857
sweg

>> No.5125230

I prefer joey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LoLKnZ6yo&list=TLe9zicN0TyT3c0Pn-ADwediZCHAV4tYe0

>> No.5125249

>>5125230
>>5125230
omg hes in his fucking car.

like you're walking by and you see a giant fat guy chowing down a ton of panda express while TALKING to himself rofl hahahaha

>> No.5125259

>>5123607
>childman
is that like a manchild but backwards?
shouldn't that be a good thing?

>> No.5125261

>>5121151
He reminds me of Fatman... Kinda looks like he could be his progeny. Anyone remember fatman? He's this gigantic glutton on youtube that made videos of himself shirtless while eating a shit ton of unhealthy foods. I wonder what happened to him.. Poor guy.

>> No.5125264

so it's supposed to be funny how sophisitaced this aspie is, but he still eats with bare hands?

>> No.5125269

>>5125264
I think his awkwardness is somewhat intentional.

>> No.5125270

>Gave the grilled stuffed nacho a 1
Nah, fuck this asshole.

>> No.5125332

>>5120521
Robert Dyer is mah nigga.

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>> No.5125358

>>5125264
>can't pick up obvious shtick
>call others aspie

>> No.5125360

>>5117659

he probably bought a couple sizes up so he could grow into it, theres no point buying fitted suits when your a teen and will grow out of them in a couple months

>> No.5125393

>>5117243
You can meet all kinds of crazy whores in there.

>> No.5125412

His dentist video is great as well. I like it when he treats the viewers like they don't know anything.

>> No.5125431

>>5125412
>Be alien from planet zarg
>Usually eat by vomiting on stuff and sucking it up with my prooboscis
>now understand much better how your human teeth work.

I'm typing this with my spindly dexterous insect legs.

>> No.5125670

>>5125412
Please link this video, or say the name of it!

>> No.5125684

>>5125670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcUNKDI-opQ

>> No.5126106

>>5111721
He seems alright, yes a bit odd but here's what he has going for him.
>Normal looking
>Not a fat neckbeard
>Dresses decent rather have him wearing that than wearing some god forsaken brony shit or swaggot shit kids today wear
>Doesn't wear a fedora that would look horrible on him
>Seems well mannered, not a fucking snot nosed brat.

I wish him well.

>> No.5126128

>>5125684
Thank you!

>> No.5126134

>>5124773
This. Plenty of people started off as weird, but have gone on to become exceptional adults, usually because they were always trying to act mature at a young age so they developed those characteristics of maturity

>> No.5126161

>>5123891
I love that kid but this made me lol. saved

>> No.5126169

Am I the only one who thinks his suits actually look nice on him? I'm no /fa/ but they look like they fit him well.

>> No.5126175

I'm I the only one that thinks OP is bumping this?

>> No.5126178

>>5125350
>the beef is good, salt, pepper, everything is there.

>> No.5126183

>>5126175
Not OP but I just posted like 3 times, not to bump. I should've saged

>> No.5126185

>>5126169
They don't fit him well at all, they're way too big, but I don't think he looks awful. I like that he thought to style his hair some bit as well, I keep seeing guys wearing ill-fitting suits with fucking frizzy ponytails and shit.

>> No.5126189

>>5126175
>forcing a bump on /ck/

why would anyone bother.

>> No.5126257

>>5126169

Some do, some are far too big, in his earlier videos he looks, and sounds, very young, his newer ones he is (slightly) more confident and looks better dressed.

>> No.5126344

Why are his comments disabled? I'm guessing that he doesn't take criticism very well.

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>>5116593
>he spams runescape with his youtube channel

holy shit my sides

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>>5116593
>stands in his back yard for a half hour

>> No.5127370

>>5126344
Probably a lot of personal snipes at him, being an easy target for anonymous assholes.

>> No.5127384

>>5126134
Yep. This kid will own all of us when he gets older.

>> No.5127490

>>5127370
I can understand that he's a very emotional introverted person, but I think that he'd increase his views by just enabling the comment section.

He's already gathered a pretty good amount of followers.

>> No.5127495

>>5127490
Half of the comments would be about who made the most effort in WW2

>> No.5127745

>>5121151
i love this so much

>> No.5128284

>>5125230
>panda express
>healthy
this guy

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>>5120521
>#ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmm

god

>> No.5128412

>>5127490
It would be a bunch of normalfags going "Is this guy serrreious?" and a bunch of asshole 4channers "lol u shud legit kill urself m9"

>> No.5128417

>>5124773
I always thought he reviewed energy drinks the way he does, in a wine glass, and trying to find complex flavours in it because his parents are big wine drinkers and he just wanted to join in the fun with a legal, but 'adult' drink.

When he turns twenty one, he is going to know his shit when it comes to wine pretty quick.

>> No.5128442

>>5116567
>UVB-76
You're listening to a russian number station while eating lunch?

>> No.5128450 [DELETED] 

>>5111721
What's Toby McGuire doing reviewing food?

>> No.5128454

>>5111721
What's Toby Maguire doing reviewing food?

>> No.5128471

>>5128442
I think he's referring to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsSWpazjqg0

>> No.5128718

His parents should feel bad for not getting him a speech therapist for his impediment when he younger, especially his father who is fucking teacher.

>> No.5128720

He's pretty cool, but I unsubscribed a while back because I can't respect people who disable commenting on their videos.

>> No.5128734

>>5128720
Ok, well what were the typical comments like?

>> No.5128737

>>5128734
Oh wait probably like this >>5128718

Yeah, I'd disable them too.

>> No.5128742

Love this guy. I expected him to be a fedora fag at first but he's actually pretty down-to-earth and funny.

>> No.5128748

>>5128742
He seems to have a pure heart. Like Goku.

>> No.5128755

>>5125261
Fatman keeps "retiring" and then coming back
Dude is so sad, have you seen the videos with his dad? smh

>> No.5128758

>>5122883
I'm p. sure you have to have ads to make money off YouTube.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUdkRRicCs0

god damn what the fuck

>> No.5128764

>>5128762
JESUS SHIT FUCK WHAT

>> No.5128768

>>5128762
alone on halloween...
look at those sad eyes
my heart cant take it :(

>> No.5128772

>>5128762
>Okay rapgenius, do whatever you guys want, you're fine. I have bigger problems to deal with.. like /fit/ for instance, I mean not all of you on /fit/ are bad. I am the 'king' apparently, so that's a good thing.
HE KNOWS ABOUT THE CHIN

>> No.5128782

>>5128762
god fucking dammit

why was my volume so high

>> No.5128785

>>5128762
holy fuck that's creepy as fuck.
for a second I thought my player fucked up or something.

>> No.5128815

>>5128734
>>5128737
Just because people are saying rude things to you doesn't mean you should cut out their tongue. People who won't allow their content to be criticized do not deserve a following, regardless of the quality of their content.

>> No.5128817

>>5128815
>muh freedoms
You have no right to make your opinion heard on every privately owned property or server.

>> No.5128822

I went back to his older videos. Man he's a such a kid in those.

He seems to have evolved and grown into the fine gentleman you see later on.

>> No.5129018

>>5128817
Nor do people have the explicit right to upload to Youtube. We're not talking rights here.

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>>5126106
>>Dresses decent rather have him wearing that than wearing some god forsaken brony shit or swaggot shit kids today wear
>swaggot
God this, I've seen to many fucking kids wear these damn things.

>> No.5129679

>>5128772
He has a Reddit in which he talks to people, and it is mainly /fit/.

>> No.5129695

>>5111721
This kid was born in the wrong era.

>> No.5129707

>>5129695
He sounds like a Jewish grandpa.

>> No.5129713

>>5129548
>PUSSY NIGGA EATER 6969

dude's just tryna put his gamer tag out there, make him some friends.

>> No.5129731

>>5129548
I don't think anyone dresses like that in real life.

>> No.5130120

>>5128755
Yeah I heard about him coming back but I haven't seen anything new from him, and his dad? Is he a glutton like his son?

>> No.5130661

>>5129731
>I don't think anyone dresses like that in real life.

You ever walk around San Francisco?

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