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5111603 No.5111603[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Can we have a thread for fictional foods?

I'm just saying, the Krabby Patty looks pretty fuckin' boss. I'd eat one.

>> No.5111650

at least i hope it's fictional

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HffOj--p9bU

>> No.5111666
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>> No.5111673

>>5111603
You might as well just make a burger that looks the same as the picture and call it a "Krabby Patty" for Christ's sake.

>> No.5111677

I always used to think bread in late 80's cartoons looked good. Of course the cartoons were drawn by Japanese artists so I don't know if they were technically anime or not.

>> No.5111684

>>5111673
You've forced me to do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.5111688

>Krabby Patty
>Cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, onions, and pickles

brilliant...

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>>5111684
This kid is half-goat!

He's insane!

>> No.5111706

>>5111684
>>5111684
>using the butter like a glue stick
>that laugh
10/10 give this kid his own series

>> No.5111736

>>5111688
Don't forget soaked in saltwater.

>> No.5111749

>>5111666
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47kcWvvF5jo

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>>5111684
>leaving your autistic child alone
Some parents, man.

>> No.5111869

>>5111820
The dad is filming it.

>> No.5111882

>>5111869
I thought it was his grandma

>> No.5111894

>>5111684
>all that cross-contamination
I feel like this is a video my culinary teacher would have shown me in high school then asked us what he did wrong. Oh wait nevermind we only did bookwork in that class

>> No.5111994

>>5111684
>Sea pick-ehls

>> No.5112867

Big Kahuna burger!

Chocolate-frosted Sugar Bombs!

>> No.5112871

The Broodwich sounds so good.

Now if only it didn't have those sundried tomatoes on it.

>> No.5112878

>>5111684
This is an example of why 21st century parents are terrible.

In the old days this kid would have had his behavioral problems beaten out of him.

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>>5112894

>> No.5112965

don't get me started. spongebob is ok. 54 and still watch family guy.or tosh .01. Years ago I had a coolyourjets bart.t-shirt..now,25 years.older and wiser...I like squidbillies(hey, its my turn now... hell no..and don;t,..touch the trim.Seriously?.orAcqua teen hungerforce.Meatwad,shake.or frylock.whatthehell.what the hell.twice.Iike.monty.python.or mel brooks.Blazing sadles.If you laugh a bit, pucker up buttercup,.you might.be in for rough ride.Sernerously.and
Pay no.attention to others,including me.tis whats in your heart.that counts.truly.pardon moi me whilst I dine on some.potted.meat and toast with a drink of traverler's club gin .oh well,heres to yo'all.been there,or writeabook. If..I told the truth,no one would believe it.there.are(sharp in take of breath)some nice people.very nice.indeed.

>> No.5112967

>>5112899
This could be good, I wanted butterbeer so bad after I watched those movies.

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>>5111684

>> No.5113035

Bump

>> No.5113046
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How has this not been posted yet?

1/4

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2/4

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3/4

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4/4

And that's is the Bubble bass burger in real life.

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>>5112888
Oh man, I forgot about that movie. It was like, TMNT-tier pizza. I was also pretty impressed with the amount of cheeze-wiz.

>> No.5113055

>>5113054
And I posted too soon.

http://youtu.be/54au0Ve5I50

>face it bud, peanut butter and clams is an acquired taste
>Michelangelo is /ck/ as fuck

>> No.5113057

>You will never know the sweet taste of snozberries

>> No.5113058

>>5113057
Dude, they just taste like Snozberries. It's no big deal.

>> No.5113065

>>5112965

Why do old people always type all fucked up like this?

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Crème de la Crème à la Edgar

>> No.5113070

>>5113065
Might be on a phone or something. I sometimes for get to break up paragraphs/lists while on my phone.

>> No.5113072

>>5113070

that does.t means you should typ ...like this//

I see it everywhere, it's a phenomena. I see it on Facebook, too. All my old relatives and shit type like they just discovered a keyboard and were never taught proper punctuation or anything.

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>>5113066
YES.

>tfw you will never get to have a hunny pot and eat honey by the fistfuls.

>> No.5113105

>>5113100
My old flatmate did that a couple of times
Got really high after work, bought a pot of honey and ate it with his hands in the park

This story would be fine if he wasn't hideously unattractive, really fat and covered in acne

>> No.5115222

>>5113105

>in the park
>implying he did this in public

Good god

>> No.5115630

>>5113046
looks like something scooby-doo would eat in one bite. Just needs a toothpick and olive.

>> No.5115675

>>5113052
this is fucking excellent.

kudos to whoever figured that out and put it together.

>> No.5115706

>>5111684
...is he wearing an apron under his shirt?

>> No.5115728

>>5113046
>>5113048
>>5113050
You forgot the pickles.

>> No.5115731

>>5112878
>Cooking beaten out of your kids

>> No.5115732

>>5113058
I thought everyone knew snozberries were supposed to be boogers

>> No.5115742

>>5115732
Not they weren't, they came from Loompaland, just like the Oompa-loompas Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers and Snozzwanglers.

>> No.5115744

>>5115742

And all those sound like things I'd accessorize my penis with.

>> No.5115747

>>5115744
That's a good way to lose your penis anon.

>> No.5115759

>>5111869
>>5111882
It's actually his brother that films his videos for him.

>> No.5115763

>>5115731
>shit cooking and yammering like a brain damaged goat

>> No.5115954

>>5112967
>>5112899
>>5112894
Honestly I've tried a few different variations and it's hard to go wrong. As long as you have some kind of schapps and sweet flavoring it's hard to go wrong.
Just balance it out with enough rum.

>> No.5115980

>>5115763
he's spongebob dude. he's got the tie and all

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>> No.5116002

>>5111820
As someone who was diagnosed with autism as an adult 12 years ago I feel obligated to apologize for this kid's behavior. Not all autistic people are as bonkers as this.

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I can't really call this entirely fictional because the illustrations are actually of real food but... All dem food in Spirited Away, man. Studio Ghibli makes the food in their movies look scrumptious even though they may be something as simple as bacon and eggs.

>> No.5116050

>>5111603

I always liked the stringyness of cartoon turkey. Like they munch on a huge turkey leg but it has the consistency of gummy worms.

I want some of that gummy turkey dammit.

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>>5111603
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAJaWFdgeVM

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>>5113100
mfw I do this with Nutella

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>>5111603
They show the steak sizzle and melt like butter, as a kid I thought this could actually happen

>> No.5116079

>>5116063

RU
FI
OOOOOOO

>> No.5116081

>>5113065
Nigga are you talking shit about crazy old rambling guy? Fuck you man, he's awesome.

>> No.5116082

>>5116041
hnnnng yes

>> No.5116113

>>5116041
Omfg yes

>> No.5116191

>>5116041
What is that on the table - can you name it ?
I see
steamed buns
Some kind of turkey
castella cake
squid tentacles
jello
various different fishes
crab
some kind of pork
rice and nikujaga
katsudon
sushi
some kind of chicken (?) with noses

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>>5116002
Different spectrums. Due to how Autism works, it's impossible to consider a people with autism handicapped as those with higher cognitive function would be labeled as disabled and would be fired from their jobs/talked down too. Bigots tend to think that the welfare leaching types like CWC represent all people with the disorder, even though the people with it IRL who are of a higher function are greater than those using the internet.

Posting 2D sandwiches to remain on topic.

>> No.5116203
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Does food from video games count?

>> No.5116281

>>5116191
This might help you. Pic I posted is last pic in the article if you're too lazy to read the whole thing.

http://www.tofugu.com/2013/02/21/spirited-away-its-for-the-foodies/

>> No.5117985

I want tubby custard.

>> No.5117999

>>5116203
oh wow, jones in the fast lane. my nigga

i always bought shakes from that shop when i played that game

>> No.5118021

>>5116041
Here, have more.
fuckyeahanimefood.tumblr

>> No.5118026

>>5117985
Remember when Burger Kind actually sold that shit?

My sister and I begged to get it, even though we were pretty old for the show at the time... it was complete and utter shit. Ugh...
http://variety.com/1999/biz/news/burger-king-serves-up-teletubbies-promos-1117500057/

>> No.5119221

>>5118026
Did they sell fish sticks for dipping in it?

>> No.5119241

>>5111684
That shit was raw.... what the fuck

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>>5119221
I like you.

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>>5118021
Viewing that blog is one of those times when I wish I can just reach into the screen and grab the food right out.

As thanks, here, have some phantom ramen.

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sludgies from megasXLR

>> No.5119643

>>5119635
Cook both sides and use real filling like chorizo, beans peppers and that would be good.

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>>5113105
>fat stoner on a park bench eating honey out of a pot with his hands

>> No.5120203

>>5111684
http://youtu.be/UVM9V2Cmqio

Rich, autistic and not a care in the world

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>>5113050
Reminds me of this.

Every McDonald's sandwich, breakfast and lunch, stacked together.

>>5111684
I like that kid's spongebob plate

>> No.5120276

>>5111603
In the old Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie, Willy Wonka is singing a song about imagination and he picks a flower up like a teacup, takes a sip, and them takes a bite out. The crunch noise always makes me hungry, sounds so perfect.

at 3:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g

can't really imagine what it would taste like though

>> No.5120286

>>5111684
>you cut from the inside like that
>unh!
>he sprays the fucking onion into his eyes

This kid is hilarious

>> No.5120296

>>5111650
This restaurant chain in Colorado called Crave has sandwiches like this. Tasty as fuck

>they even have a burger called a Luther, I forget what's on it but it's served on two glazed donuts as buns

>> No.5120893

>>5113072
>tfw indian
>tfw my people type like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqK-ONfxXI

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>>5111603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

It does exist

>> No.5121919

>>5111684
I have to wonder who is filming this

>> No.5121930

I had a Scooby Doo book when I was a kid, and it had recipes for Scooby Snacks.

They were really fucking good.

>> No.5121933

>>5111684
who the fuck puts celery on a burger?

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>>5111650
>>5120296

>> No.5121999

>>5121933

that was a salad dude

>> No.5122011
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rum ham. duh.

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>>5111684
>This is like my millionth time
>My best friend Patrick, uh... He died.
>[spongebob laugh]

Sweet baby Jesus, this was amazing. This kidis great

>> No.5122237

>>5112884
>12 am here
>muh hungryness
>muh love for mexican food
I am drooling so hard

>> No.5122270

>Ctrl+F "Redwall"
>0 results

/ck/ I am disappoint.

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>>5111684
No
Not this
I wanted to forget
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

>> No.5122288

>>5111684
Why have I watched this every time its posted.

Does anyone else cringe when he's trying to cut the onion? Jesus christ, it was an accident waiting to happen.

>> No.5122304

Green eggs and ham
That meat with the single bone in it that you see in anime

>> No.5122328
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These jelly doughnuts from Pokémon.

>> No.5122336

>>5122328
Fuck off felix

>> No.5122440

>>5122328
What strangely shaped, coconut covered jelly donuts.

>> No.5122451

>>5122270
why? the most interesting food is tack and artisian cheese. which we have plenty of.

>> No.5122457

No one mentioned chicken leg? On shit like Tom and Jerry it looks great but in real life it's no where near as Nom worthy

>> No.5122479
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the bugs from the lion king
in motion they look delicious i dont know why
its fictional food just its bugs ...........................................................

>> No.5122486

>>5120203
VOLUME WARNING

That squeel at the start made me flinch away from the screen.

>> No.5123109

>>5120203
Wait, i thought that "laugh" was some OCD. Is he just imitating spongebob?

>> No.5123299

>>5122457
I spent way too much time looking for a pic (fuckin google images polluted with crap, just ebay after the chincs all joined the global shipping program, they use every keyboard they can to bump their bullshit).

Anyhoo -- on Tom/Jerry whenever someone mde a sammich, it was always a dagwood. 3' tall, every possible ingredient. Always olive on a toothpick on top. Those always made me hongry.

And never seen this before. Porky makes "the perfect grilled cheese sandwich"

http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DlD_zy1BpfP0&sa=U&ei=0tPeUsWvGfC-sQSdoID4Bw&ved=0CA4QtwIwAQ&sig2=FwnsckECbtVS38xgZNnTaA&usg=AFQjCNHQcWnetcV3V8Ad58EbVYypzUfoCw

>> No.5123318

>>5123299
Sorry. Fudd, not Porky

>> No.5123341

>>5123109
The laugh and voice is supposed to be Spongebob. Not sure what that squeal is supposed to be, autistic mating call?

>> No.5123367
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As a kid I always assumed this nacho hat was a real thing you could get at baseball games in America.

At least googling it and finding blog results like "The terrible disappointment of the imaginary nacho hat" made me happy that I'm not alone. And some people apparently have made them, so good for those guys!

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>>5119635

heck yes, with that 3-division cup and all

>> No.5123388

They made milk look quite delicious and coveted.

Milky Waif
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=63jLxvkoTUg

Muh favorite episode. It has everything. Special guest, sentiment, and blackface.

That and I really like the one where Tom goes to hell. Always wanted those guys to get along and work together, and I guess lotsa kissing is about as close as it got.

>> No.5125874

How would you go about making this /ck/?
Dirge's Kickin' Chimaerok Chops

Old school epic food, rarest in the entire game.
The recipe was only available in the AQ opening quest and required a raid to get it.

>Goblin Rocket fuel(rum+Firebloom)
>Chimaerok Tenderloin
>Deeprock Salt

>> No.5125914

>>5122270
So true.
I just got back into reading the books, and I forgot how lengthy the food descriptions are.
It's a shame the cookbook he released was complete shit.

>> No.5125922

>>5116063
shit just got fantastical

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>>5113052
>>5115675
/co/ was the one who first discussed it and /ck/ put it together.

>tfw been on 4chan for too long.

>> No.5125958

>>5113057
>>5113058
>>5115732
>>5115742
>>5115744
Actually, Snozzberries are dicks.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie/

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>>5116041
Feeling hungry now

>> No.5125970

>>5125914
>It's a shame the cookbook he released was complete shit.
balls. I came into this thread to ask if it was any good.
Are these the same recipes in the book http://www.redwall.net/kitchen/?

>> No.5126004

>>5125958
I feel like they have this backwards. The character in the later book was using "snozzberry" as a euphemism, in the same way you might call a penis a "banana" or a "sausage".

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Ninja Turtle pizza, every time.

These guys made all of their pizzas with their wacky toppings.
http://youtu.be/CPb2XoqHbyo

>> No.5126034

>>5120933

Beat me to it...