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We don't actually look like this, right? Right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWBV7yKWhWE

>> No.5111294

A gross, misinformed caricature? Probably not.

But you're probably a hipster and you don't even know it. Or, worse, you're an aspiring hipster who is in massive self-denial.

>> No.5111292

>>5111286
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWBV7yKWhWE


Yes. Yes you do. I fucking hate the people that order something from me, then proceed to give me a shitty history lesson. For the last fucking time, I don't give a fuck where your IPA is from or the fact that the company donates a portion of it's profits to help Rawandans. It tastes like fucking asparagus and it makes my stomach feel worse than it does after eating a big mac.

>> No.5111300

Most do and craft beer faggotry is a dying trend. I watched this the other day and thought how /ck/ sometimes slips into this depth of depravity. Only sometimes though. I don't think we are all hipster losers with fake glasses.

>> No.5111304

>>5111300
>craft beer faggotry is a dying trend

lol no.

>> No.5111313

>>5111294
Oh god. I lived above a place where they turned the store underneath into a wannabe hipster bar. I had to move before they opened because I think I would have blocked the entrances and burned them all to the ground if I hadn't.

>> No.5111316

>>5111304
Yeah we shall see. IT was also 'cool' in the eighties and then people walked away from it because it is somewhat douchey to a degree..

>> No.5111318

>>5111292
But I just come in and order a good beer. I don't ever talk to the bartender unless they start a conversation.

>> No.5111329

I don't understand the hate of craft beer drinkers, if they're not really snobby and elitist about it. If you enjoy Imperial Stouts or Brown Belgian Ales over typically available dry light beers like PBR and Bud Light, how does that make you a hipster? It just means you have a discernible preference of one style over another.

>> No.5111330

>>5111316

It never stopped being cool. Rogue has been around for 25 years, Stone for 17. Hell, most of the craft brewers in my very uncool state (New Mexico) have been around for 20-30 years. Just because YOU became dimly aware of craft brewing during a very small sliver of its existence doesn't mean that you can somehow intuit its future trends.

>> No.5111333

I like all beer. Micro, macro, craft, whatever.

>> No.5111337

i think being a beer snob is pretty faggy unless you brew beer

>my preferences are better than your preferences!
>i'm better at enjoying things than you, but only the "right" things

>> No.5111339

>>5111337

Liquor snobs > beer snobs

>> No.5111345

>>5111339

wine snobs > liquor snobs

>> No.5111349

>>5111345
oxygen snobs > wine snobs > liquor snobs > beer snobs > weed snobs

>> No.5111353

>>5111345

I would say wine = liquor > beer.

Wine and liquor snobs usually have much better reasoning than beer snobs. I also find liquor snobs don't disenguinely shit on cheap liquor just because it's cheap.

>> No.5111355

>>5111330
I used the phrase cool really really loosely.It wasn't a thing to order an expensive craft beer at a bar ever in the 90s so yeah it became a thing that people looked down upon. Sorry to rain on your fedora.

>> No.5111362

>>5111355

Yeah, I'm sure you were of drinking age in the 90's and can report on this empirically.

>> No.5111367

>>5111355
"Craft beers" are now offered at bars because people are getting tired of their aluminum flavored, diluted piss water. I don't give a fuck if you think that it's just a reddit/euphoric atheist/fedora wearing thing, it's simply the trend of a redeveloping market.

>> No.5111370

>>5111362
I was and I worked in a bar.

>> No.5111373
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>>5111370

>lying on an anonymous board

>> No.5111384

>>5111286
Nah I'm too fat because I like my dark ales. That and I never go to bars, too spaghetti.

>> No.5111389

>>5111384

> autistic when drunk

how is that even possible

>> No.5111404

>>5111389

Drinking only makes the autists I know even more awkward, because they forget that important instinct to shut the fuck up and end up making really, really awkward jokes or sexist/racist comments.

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>> No.5111422

>>5111404

Huh. That's too bad really. I'm pretty shy with strangers typically but when I drink I get a big charisma boost (as long as I stay within my limits).

>> No.5111425

>>5111389
>drinking beer to get drunk
Nah, I just like the taste so I have one every so often. I am just not really into the bar scene in general. When I do end up getting dragged to a bar I drink gin.

>> No.5111432

>>5111425

You shouldn't specified. I wouldn't go to a bar to drink one beer either.

>> No.5111437

>>5111432

should've*

>> No.5111457

>it's brewed by slutty nuns in the Appalatian mountains
I would totally drink it.

>> No.5111473

>>5111432

Oh man, there is nothing so based as drinking a single beer by yourself at a bar after a long shift.

>sitting there, looking wistful and deep in thought
>making eye contact with the cutie at the end of the bar
>raise your glass to her
>ignore her for the rest of the beer
>shake hands with the bartender and tip him well

>> No.5111602

>>5111473

I'd much rather get at least buzzed and hit on everyone and anyone of all genders.

>> No.5111634

>>5111286
I hope he's gay. I really hope there no woman that would give her pussy to a man that looks like that. R-right?

>> No.5111658

>>5111634
My wife does.

>> No.5111797

>>5111634
Considering how many women are on 'the pill', you would be surprised.