/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.5103354]

ITT: Your weakness.

[Anonymous No.5103358]

[Anonymous No.5103369]

>>5103358
>tfw those are shovels

[Anonymous No.5103373]

>>5103369
HOLY FUCK, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!

>I guess I should reevaluates my lifes then...

[Anonymous No.5103390]

I love Popeyes too.

Their rice and beans are bretty good too.

[Anonymous No.5103397]

[Anonymous No.5103407]

Kryptonite

[Anonymous No.5103408]

>>5103390
Any fried chicken, really.

[Anonymous No.5103410]

I'm a /fit/fag, and despite that I generally eat really healthy. I like to eat vegetables, order healthy stuff if I have to eat out.

My weakness is pretzels. The worst is probably those really thin pretzel chips. Sometimes with hummus, mostly just plain. It is so disappointing every time because I realize just how little self control I have. Whatever, nobody is perfect, but god damn, I have enough discipline to do all kinds of shit and yet I can't get past some pretzels. Plain corn chips are pretty close but I can avoid them a bit easier.

[Anonymous No.5103427]

I could eat cheese curds until I die

[Anonymous No.5103453]

>>5103354
Jamal?

[Anonymous No.5103463]

>>5103407
fuck you superman go save the world and get off 4 chan

[Anonymous No.5103470]

Chips, french fries (or poutine), anything starchy for the most part.

[Anonymous No.5103481]

the Viennoiserie

[Anonymous No.5103484]

[Anonymous No.5103487]

Fucking pasta.

[Anonymous No.5103495]

>>5103410
>weakness: thin pretzel chips, occasionally with hummus.

>weakness...

Huh... I wish that was the extent of it.

[Anonymous No.5103498]

>>5103487

I want to eat this with my hands for some reason.

[Anonymous No.5103502]

>>5103487

Doesn't that burn your dick? Or do you let it cool down before you start giving it the downtown pound?

[Anonymous No.5103505]

>>5103495
Oh god.. more dirty room pictures please.
I must have them

[Anonymous No.5103510]

Fried chicken liver.

[Anonymous No.5103542]

>>5103502
The pain feels good.
And I never need to add extra seasoning to the pasta afterwards.

[Anonymous No.5103552]

Enchilada
..the New Mexico way

[Anonymous No.5103575]

>>5103354
I saw Popeyes in the filename and my mouth instantly salivated from thinking of their Crawfish special. We had a Popeyes, but it closed down. Fucking depressing. As a kid, I remember Popeyes Crawfish being the first spicy food I had ever eaten, and I loved it.

[Anonymous No.5103607]

>>5103575
I would let someone rape my butt for some of those fucking crawfish. DAMN good stuff.

[bookcook No.5103609]

>>5103354
I'm usually a healthy eater. I enjoy baking, though, and have been known to get dessert while I'm out at a restaurant with friends.

God cannot save you if you "just have a widdle bite" of my chocolate cake. Why do women think this is an acceptable behavior in public? Why do they think it's cute? Why the tiny giggle? Why do they pretend that the server did not ask them if they wanted anything? Why do they pretend that they were not eying you with incredulous disgust when you ordered dessert, ruining the lady tradition of "Ooooh, I'm not hungry, how about just a small salad and three cubic ells of dressing"?

You can't understand the depths of my rage, /ck/. My male friends do not attempt this garbage.

[Anonymous No.5103619]

>>5103397
what's your favorite? just anything?

[Anonymous No.5103633]

>>5103463
I wonder what his fap folder is like.

[Anonymous No.5103646]

>>5103633
>lois lane rule 34 and cosplay from /cgl/

And cp/tranny porn, of course.

[Anonymous No.5103671]

demon's sauce

[Anonymous No.5103709]

Sharp cheddar cheese
Triscuits
Peanut butter M&Ms

[Anonymous No.5103711]

>>5103609
>I'm gonna be naughty and have some dessert, actually, do you want to go halves, anon?
>just have a widdle bite
That's annoying bullshit but not worse than a brother asking for a bite of your pie or sandwich, and literally eating a quarter or third.

[Anonymous No.5103713]

I'd fuck scalding hot pasta for some black pudding

[Anonymous No.5103916]

all types of icecream

[Anonymous No.5103917]

coconut
chocolate

[Anonymous No.5103975]

>>5103671
Tastes so good dipping swiss yellow french fries in them.

[Anonymous No.5103981]

>>5103713
I can arrange this.

[Anonymous No.5103982]

I love coleslaw and I could eat ponds and pounds of it. It always gives me terrible gas and shits the next day, but it's totally worth it. I would murder a person for a bowl of coleslaw right now.

[Anonymous No.5103990]

>>5103354
Cinnamon rolls and Ika-nigiri. Too bad the rolls are much more accessible, cheaper and unhealthier.

[Anonymous No.5103997]

>>5103410
Does this just mean you are anorexic? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.5104004]

Jesus Christ this thing is best thing.

>inb4 Enjoy your diabetus
I will and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.5104011]

>>5103609
I hate hate HATE this. It's like they think one dessert is going to turn them fat. Whenever I go out with other women, I'm always the only one who wants to order dessert, so more often than not I just don't get dessert because it would be awkward for me to sit there eating cake in front of them.

[Anonymous No.5104019]

2k calories well consumed my god
the costco sized bags cannot sate my hunger

[Anonymous No.5104072]

>>5103609
If that's what a guy bought me on a date, I'd eat the whole damn thing. I wouldn't even give a fuck if he thought less of me for it. That is a class act dessert. I'm not going to sit there and have a tiny sugar cookie flavored wafer with a spoonful of berries and drizzle of raspberry syrup. Fuck that. I rarely get to go to a nice place. I will eat whatever the fuck I want.

[Anonymous No.5104088]

>>5104004
muh nigga, try put it still sealed in a pressure cooker for 30 min. and thank me later.

[Anonymous No.5104107]

>>5104072
This. I've never been afraid to eat what I want in front of a guy, and I don't understand women who do that. I can eat salads and other weight controlling / dainty foods any other time, but on special occasions and dates, why not eat what you like?

[Anonymous No.5104111]

>>5104088
>trying to explode anon's house
You're a bad person.

[Anonymous No.5104132]

Love me some chicken wingettes. And since buffalo wings. It's good eating.

[Anonymous No.5104167]

>>5104111
no it's great (water level should be above the jar obv.)

[Anonymous No.5104168]

>>5104004
1 can of sweetened condensed milk
1 tablespoon of butter
1 tablespoon of cocoa powder (I combine it with a half-tablespoon of water and make a paste to prevent lumps)
Dump that shit into a small saucepan over med-high heat and start stirring. It'll caramelize and turn into the third best thing to come out of Brazil (after trannies and Seu Jorge).

[Anonymous No.5104181]

>>5103358
thats a shovel

[Anonymous No.5104184]

>>5103542
american pasta......just tell your parents you *ate* it ;)

[Anonymous No.5104770]

>>5103997
No i'm talking about eating half of a bag of those fucking pretzel chips in a sitting. The descrepency between how well I normally eat and how much of a ravenous beast I am around pretzel thins is massive.

[Anonymous No.5104797]

anything with chocolate

I inherited this from my mom; we are both 100% chocoholics (excuse the cliché), but I have a higher tolerance for things with ridiculous amounts of sugar and cream (or any form of fat) as long as it has chocolate

[Anonymous No.5104846]

[Anonymous No.5104863]

>>5103487
uggh that looks so delicious I want to die because I can't have it until Friday.

[Anonymous No.5104865]

I could eat a whole box of these in less than twenty minutes.
I practically absorb them through my face.

captcha: Facts entrarie

[Anonymous No.5104869]

>>5103487
This.

Also pierogies with lots of sour cream.

[Anonymous No.5104872]

smoked fish

[Anonymous No.5104883]

>>5104869
Sour Cream on my pierogies...holy fucking christ why have I not thought of this before.
Thanks anon.
Usually i just fry them with a little butter salt and pepper, but now my eyes are open.
(How did i not think to put sour cream on potatoes)

[Anonymous No.5104892]

>>5103609
annoying cuntrag here, I will force who ever I am with to get a dessert different from mine so that we can both try each others.

I'm all for sharing food as long as I get some in return.

[Anonymous No.5104926]

[Anonymous No.5104930]

>>5104004
Fucking this.
>go to the store
>decide to buy some sweetened condensed milk
>think of all the desserts I can make with it
>fucking dulce de leche and shit
>cheesecakes
>choices are endless!
>1 day later
>nothing left
>been eating it with a spoon from the can

I stopped buying them unless I know I need some for a recipe, and even then I usually buy too much because I know I start snacking on it.

[Anonymous No.5104935]

>>5104883
Polak here. After you've boiled them, pan fry them lightly in onions and a lot of butter.

Its the way they're meant to be cooked.

[Anonymous No.5104937]

My popper makes about 25 cups and I often eat all of it in one sitting. I would probably eat even more if the machine had the capacity to make more.

[Anonymous No.5104941]

>>5104926
what is this and where can I get it

[Anonymous No.5104947]

>>5103990
h-how could you even ink of eating squid?

[Anonymous No.5104948]

>>5104941
Triple Pork Poutine

http://smokespoutinerie.com/locations.aspx

(Personally, I like the double pork better, the sausage is a bit off)

[Anonymous No.5104966]

>>5104935
Why is "polak" considered offensive in the US? It's the proper term in Malta (Pollakk).

[Anonymous No.5104983]

>>5104937
25 cups popped?

Thats like 7 kernels

[Anonymous No.5104984]

>>5104935
Yeah after boiling them i usually pan fry them, onions wouldn't be bad either. Combined with the sour cream would probably be bliss.
Sad thing is i've never had homemade pierogies, only store bought(I know, I know)
But if i love the frozen ones so much i bet it's heaven eating fresh ones.
If it's not that hard I'll probably try to make some at work this week, since I have a full kitchen at my convenience.

[Anonymous No.5104986]

>>5104966
Its the proper term in Polish as well

Polak = A Polish man
Polka = A Polish woman

Its probably because they say it like:

"You fucking PO-LAK"

Sort of like "A-RAB"

[Anonymous No.5104988]

>>5103607
I literally have a popeyes less than a mile from my house and I can't go because it's on a fucking military base. Shit is fucked up, on top of that it's the only popeyes within 100 miles

[Anonymous No.5105001]

[Anonymous No.5105004]

>>5104984
Just get some local Babcia to make it for you. There's bound to be one around you if you live in a community with some Poles around you. (Although I guess that's not practical if you don't speak Polish)

Also, there's a specific perogi tool that forms the dough and closes it properly, you're going to want that if you don't want to spend hours making them.

Wild mushroom, ruski (farmer's cheese, its just called ruski for whatever reason) & shredded pork are the traditional ones. There's also berry ones, but that's a novelty.

[Anonymous No.5105006]

>>5103453

Tayshaun?

[Anonymous No.5105013]

>>5104986
Ah. Kinda like how "Jew" can be offensive depending on tone, I guess.

[Anonymous No.5105021]

>>5105004
I'll have to ask our food rep if they have anything like that.(Tool)
Anyways, I appreciate the info anon.

[Anonymous No.5105035]

>>5105001
Yes, fucking yes, garg with peppers.

[Anonymous No.5105063]

>>5103609
>>5104011
>>5104892

I literally call this the dessert test on first or second dates.
Basically I take a girl to a restaurant. I take note of what she orders. If it's something heavy (it's never something heavy) I let it go. If it's just a salad or something else light and she eats two bites of it I run the test.

When the waiter is on his way to the table for the final check, I look the bitch in the eye and say, I'm going to order desert, do you want anything?
She usually responds with, no thank you I'm stuffed, so full what ever what ever In order for the test to continue don't mention anything about sharing a dessert unless she brings it up. The waiter comes to the table and drops the question.
I say to him two cups of coffee and the most delicious tongue orgasmingist desert.

This is important part. Do not offer the bitch any desert. She's stuffed. She'd explode if she ate another bite, remember? The dessert will be delivered with two forks. Pick up your fork but don't actually eat the dessert, Dance your fork around it like you're interested in the convo (which you should be, you're on a date). Keep talking and drinking coffee. Take the first bite two minutes after it arrives, but don't say anything about how the dessert. Know that you have taken the bite, I'd say around 65% of women think it's free game to take a bite of their own) Take a bite every minute until you've had about 3 bites (approx 4 minutes). If she doesn't reach for a fork she's passed the test. Then you should offer this girl the second fork and rave about how good the dessert is.

If she failed either kill the girl or just stop dating her. She ain't legit

[Anonymous No.5105074]

>>5105063
And this is why you're still dating.

[Anonymous No.5105081]

>>5103354
Sweets. Any type, frankly. I eat relatively well on the savory side, but I have no problem eating a family size cookie box in a couple of days.

At least I'm not fat.

[Anonymous No.5105085]

>>5105063
Al ot of typos and grammar mistakes. Sorry I'm using my phone.

[Anonymous No.5105130]

>>5104883
Do it, man, it's is fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.5105186]

>>5104937
I hate how the skin of the kernel gets lodged into your gums after eating that. And you have to spend the whole night trying to pick them out.

[Anonymous No.5105194]

>Not ordering one dessert because you're going to share, or ordering two different ones so you can share that too.

I can understand being mad at someone for taking a huge chunk of it, but sometimes people just want a taste of it, but didn't want something enough for the whole thing

[Anonymous No.5105210]

>>5104107
Salads can be delicious too, you don't have to eat like a pig to eat good food

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.5105264]

>>5104937
I just got a popper for christmas but it only does about a gallon size bag full

then I use this butter spray to moisten it and just got some dill seasoning too

>>5104883
ketchup is pretty good on them too

[Anonymous No.5105291]

>>5104988
Time to enlist, boy

[Anonymous No.5105301]

Donuts. They're the only sweet I won't turn down.

[Anonymous No.5105318]

Miss it like hell when I'm working abroad

[Anonymous No.5105362]

Curry and toasted fennel rice. I'll eat it cold all day, idgaf.

[Anonymous No.5105862]

>>5104004

I put them in bread.

[Anonymous No.5105874]

>>5104988
Bribe GIs with booze or ammo. Easy peasy.

[Anonymous No.5105887]

sugar coated pecans and pecan pie, eating some sugar coated ones right now, fuck they're so good

[Anonymous No.5105891]

>>5105362
>>5105362
oh my,
I just got done making green curry or rather the sauce portion for later use (yes I'm aware curry and sauce mean the same thing).

So does it need to be asian eggplant or does the other one work? I heard the skin get too though.

[Anonymous No.5105896]

I ate four jars in one sitting one time.

thank god I stopped that.

[Anonymous No.5105904]

>>5105891
>asian eggplant
>the other one
>implying there are only two varieties of aubergine/eggplant
>implying all of asia only has one variety of aubergine/eggplant
Do you mean Thai apple aubergines? They go pretty soft pretty quickly and their relatively small size means their nicotine content (and therefore their bitterness) cooks out pretty quickly.
Generally speaking, any smaller aubergine would be suited for stewing, though you could always cut larger ones into cubes, steam them and add the cubes nearer the end to avoid them going mushy too quickly.

[Anonymous No.5105907]

>>5105896
>I ate four jars in one sitting one time.

I'm going to do this some day. Ok, maybe just one whole jar.

[Anonymous No.5105908]

[Anonymous No.5105914]

>>5105907
please don't. you will feel like ass, I promise you. you'll also gain like three pounds overnight,

[Anonymous No.5105930]

Chili dogs
Poutine
Scottish-style beer-battered fish and ships with cole slaw, baked beans, and gumbo
Jambalaya with wild rice
Fried Oreos

[Anonymous No.5105933]

>>5105896
Are you Marlon Brando's reincarnation? Because he's the only person I've heard of doing that.

I love peanut butter, but eating it out of the jar is just too much.

[Anonymous No.5105940]

>>5103354
are you black?

[Anonymous No.5105941]

>>5105904
>implying I give a shit at all about any of the other eggplants in the context of this statement.
>implying the itlian and the "american" black whatever eggplants don't all taste the same

Well thanks anyways. Why are the people who like the same things I do, always twats?

[Anonymous No.5105942]

>>5105930
>fried oreos

[Anonymous No.5105948]

>>5105063
this is hilarious

been dating a girl for 2 months now, but i'm trying this...prob wont work because she's like me and eats whatever the fuck she wants while keeping her figure

[Anonymous No.5105984]

>>5105940


>Hurr hurr hur BLACK PPL LIKE CHICKEN THEYRE DUMB AND THAT'S FUNNY. AMIRITE GAIS?

[Anonymous No.5105986]

>>5105984
...sometimes...

[Anonymous No.5105997]

Not a food, but a drink

actually, include Schoop's in general

[Anonymous No.5106021]

I have so many fucking weaknesses it isn't funny
>Whole packet of oreos - put that shit in a bowl, add milk, eat like cereal
>Nutella and ice cream sandwiches
>Eating milo from the can
>French fries with cheese and tomato sauce
>Pastry
>Oats made with milk, maple syrup, peanut butter and jam (jelly) - I should specify all at once.
>Pasta
>Cheese
>Peanut butter
>Rice
>Nuts
>Chicken McNuggets
>Condensed milk from the can
I can't help myself, I'm just a big fat fucking slob. If it's there, I'll eat it. I have no self control. That being said, I'm not buying that shit any more so I'm not actually fat because I won't allow it in my house.

[Anonymous No.5106069]

I can't stop. I need help. I EVEN DRINK THE JUICE WHEN I FINISH THE JAR FOR GOD'S SAKE

[Anonymous No.5106070]

>>5103505
Ask and you shall receive.

Hell, you should see the floor.

[Anonymous No.5106081]

>>5106069
save the juice for pickleback shots

thank me later

[Anonymous No.5106086]

>>5106081
THIS

[Anonymous No.5106089]

Beer and pickled herring. I wish I could have a life time supply of both ;_;

[Anonymous No.5106090]

>>5106081
I can't... Just one little sip, I tell myself. It won't hurt.

After my brain shuts down for a few hours from the sodium and possibly acidosis, I inevitably wake up with 4-5 empty broken jars laying on the floor.

[Anonymous No.5106094]

This shit. These motherfuckers right here. These are the most delicious nuggets of gold. If they weren't $6 a jar, I would eat them like popcorn. These with a few slices of Genoa salami is a snack for the gods.

[Anonymous No.5106097]

>>5106089
Oh lord yes, pickled herring.

I'll lie to myself and claim it's health food while eating it with a little bit of olive oil and a couple pieces of salad greens.

[Anonymous No.5106101]

>>5103709
those bastards at the M&M factory are laughing at us. Stay strong and stay the course.

[Anonymous No.5106110]

god tier

[Anonymous No.5106114]

fried calamari and buffalo wings
i can not stop eating either of them

[Anonymous No.5106117]

>>5106070
I see trhis and I go what a disgusting dining table
2 seconds later
OMFG it's a bed

got anymore?

[Anonymous No.5106137]

>>5106094
MAH NIGGA in fact just today i wa- >genoa salami

oh..

[Anonymous No.5106140]

>>5106117
It's not so bad, though last night I slept on my nail clippers. That was uncomfortable.

No, here's my table.

[Anonymous No.5106143]

ice cream

[Anonymous No.5106147]

>>5106140
Holy crap man do you live in a hotel? why is everything next to the bed?

[Anonymous No.5106155]

>>5106137

>not liking genoa salami

You probably like smooth peanut butter and skim milk too.

[Anonymous No.5106156]

>>5106147
My apartment is a converted hotel, somewhere between 260-280 square feet. Can't remember exactly.

Everything is next to my bed because I'm a fucking slob and it's more convenient to sleep in a fetal position for immediate access to whatever I need than it is to clean.

[Anonymous No.5106169]

>>5106156

[Anonymous No.5106175]

>>5106156
It is my secret dream to one day live life as you do. Just be a nasty fat shut in. Sounds like paradise. got anymore pics of your place? I long to languish by proxy

[Anonymous No.5106189]

>>5106175
I pretty much covered the entire room. The bathroom isn't so bad, except for the paper plate full of beef drippings that I'm waiting to solidify. Not gonna clog my sink with that shit. Shit brings my mother to the brink of tears and I can see the horror in my father's eyes as it occurs to him that he's responsible for me through both nature and nurture, but hey, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.5106191]

>>5103354
I need that on my plate right now.

I haven't had fried chicken tenders in so long...It's so tempting to drive out to the nearest Steak n Shake right now, but I'm trying so hard to be good to my digestive system and wallet.

[Anonymous No.5106193]

>>5106156
Man someday.

I wish I shot shot in the spine or something at work and I can finally live the dream with that great disability paycheck.

[Anonymous No.5106200]

>>5106189
That is awesome. What do you do for money?

[Anonymous No.5106203]

>>5106140
Not half as bad as I expected.

My mentally ill friend lives in absolute filth. He sits on this sagging couch all night in front of a coffee table full of cigarette butts, weed residue, bottles and bottles of meds, old food, and the like.

[Anonymous No.5106207]

>>5106203
Hahaha... I cleaned that out before I left for christmas.

>>5106200
I'm actually a student, my parents fund me to keep on trucking. Junior year in undergrad.

[Anonymous No.5106212]

>>5106207
And you don't have to pay for it? Good job. Cherish this while it lasts you disgusting motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.5106214]

>>5106097
After i work out I'll eat it straight out of the jar and tell myself the same thing. Omega-3 and protein...right?

[bookcook No.5106234]

>>5105063
How do you rate her if she orders dessert, or was legitimately full?

[Anonymous No.5106252]

>>5106191
>not getting $5 chicken fingers
>being 'good' to your wallet
poor amerifat detected

[Anonymous No.5106261]

>>5106140
ugh i want to clean it

[Anonymous No.5106339]

>>5105891
I posted the pic. The other reply wasn't me.

It's regular-ass eggplant from the neighborhood store here in the midwest. Cut off the skin.

[Anonymous No.5106348]

Any type of biscuit/cookie. As soon as I taste one, not even Jesus could stop me from devouring the entire packet.

[Anonymous No.5106466]

>>5106348
I haven't had an oreo since I was 14. I had a problem. Heh, I wasn't even fat then.

[Anonymous No.5106760]

>>5105896
I can only eat peanut butter out of the jar if it's crunchy.

I can barely handle a spoonful if it's smooth.

[Anonymous No.5106817]

One among many.