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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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saw this picture and thought you guys would like it

>> No.5099346

I hate it.

>> No.5099351

>>5099345
I do like it. You've brightened my evening, OP.

>> No.5099361

it's funny because you can see he's actually in a super market

>> No.5099366

Been behind this one line. When ever she pays she makes this face and tries to stand so you can't see that she's swiping a EBT card. Then has to swipe another card to cover the cigarettes.

>mfw they're lucky strikes

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I like that >>5099346 hates it.

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I hereby deem this a cute food pic thread

>> No.5099375

>>5099369
>inb4 weaboo

>> No.5099388

>>5099361
i appreciated that detail as well

>> No.5099390

>>5099369
That looks thoroughly pathological.

>> No.5099396
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Wow, it's really funny because he's pushing a tiny shopping cart with vegetables in it that are suitable for human but also for rabbit consumption like a human would but he can't even grasp the concept of buying food with currency because he's a rabbit.

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>> No.5099409

>>5099401
By Jove, that's disgusting. Haven't they heard of cleaning the blinds? Or the sink for that matter. Or the wall. Or the work surface.

Also rats aren't cute. Gerbils are wonderful, but rats have ugly tails.

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/r/ing the banana stripping on facebook with the funny comments, can't seem to find it.

>> No.5099415

>>5099345
>saw this picture and thought you guys would like it

I Iike it. It's a like a little stew kit all ready to go. Just needs some wine and some herbs.

>> No.5099417

>>5099409
its probably a pet or something, the wild ones either run away or attack if cornered

>> No.5099422

>>5099417
Yeah, I expect so. Still, pet rats, when you could have a gerbil instead? Or a hamster? Never understood it.

>> No.5099429

>>5099422
I think rats are more handsome. Gerbils and hamsters are more cute. I like all of them.

>> No.5099430

>>5099409
Also note how they managed to block the outlets and switch with the utensils.

>> No.5099448

>>5099430
I bet that spoon is never used, and is caked with years of splattered grease. That kitchen is just a nightmare.

>>5099429
They're all fun as pets, I agree. Apart from mice, all the mice I've had were downright stupid, very boring animals.

>> No.5099449

>>5099422
they're more intelligent. I never understood why people keep pet scorpions or camel spiders unless they really love watching crickets getting eaten.

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>> No.5099481

>>5099449
In my experience rat and gerbil are about on par intelligence wise. Hamsters are notably more docile.

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>>5099413

i wish to go back to simpler times

>> No.5099585

>>5099409
Rats are pretty cute. I agree though, tail is disgusting. Why can't they breed rats with furry tails?

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>> No.5099596

>>5099413
>>5099497
I really, really, really like these posts

>> No.5099597
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>> No.5099601

>>5099497
Thanks mate.
I know what you mean, at first they sound hilariously stupid, but think about how much joy you'd have if that cracked you up like that.

>> No.5099605

>>5099413
Pixar should make something like this

>> No.5099636

>>5099345

>vegetables

Does this fucking pretentious vegan faggot rabbit think he's better than me or something? "LOOK AT ME, I'M EATING KALE." Holy shit how fucking obnoxious.

>> No.5099766

>>5099636

He should be eating Timothy hay, anyway.

>> No.5099778

>>5099345
:33

>> No.5099780
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I am monitoring this thread.

>> No.5099845

/ck/ meets /an/: The Thread

>> No.5099851

>>5099497
good god I hate normalfags

>> No.5099856
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this is the best animal food picture ever

nothing will ever top it

>> No.5099871

>>5099856
The parrot/watermelon pic is better.

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>>5099871
it's good one, but nah

>> No.5099879
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Everyone's seen this a million times, but it's my favorite.

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>> No.5099886

>>5099851

why, because they're not bitter like you and you're seething with subconscious envy?

>> No.5099894

>>5099886
>envying normalfags

lol stop projecting, that's just really sad

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>> No.5099930

>>5099345
Would be funnier if he had a box of Trix.

>> No.5099931
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>> No.5099932

>>5099894
Yes, being a socially inept, lonely virgin that is a disappointment to your family is really cool.

If only society was more like 4chan, then you would be king.

>> No.5099938

>>5099932
you really should stop projecting already

>> No.5099948

>>5099938
>projecting
I thought 4chan Psychology 101 moved beyond projecting. I suppose it still sounds better than, "I know you are but what am I".

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>>5099920

>> No.5099954

>>5099948
>projecting and shitposting this hard on a slow board like /ck/

yeah I do smell the projecting

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>>5099413

>> No.5099960
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FatLaughingAsianGuyFeedingOrangutanMakingKissingLipsAtATriangularWatermellonSlice.bestimg

This is top of all time ONLY followed by
>Cockatoo cooking pasta in a small kitchen
>Cat rolling a watermelon out of a body of water

>> No.5100389

>>5099851

If your replace it with a picture of a dog or cat or anime girl and replace their text with "my sides" or "top lel" you have 4chan. Minus the manners too of course.

So what you really hate is yourself, anon.

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FatLaughingAsianGuyFeedingOrangutanMakingKissingLipsAtATriangularWatermellonSlice. bestimg

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>>5099497

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>> No.5100405
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>> No.5100436

>>5099851
>>>/r9k/

>> No.5100481
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>> No.5100489
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Nothing's more heartwarming than that big pizza hipster!

>> No.5100503
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>myfacewhen i read /ck/

>> No.5100527

>>5099345
vegan faggot

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>>5100525
>>5100489

>> No.5100597
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Cute or funny?

>> No.5100603
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Cute.
Fun fact - Carrots are considered to be the equivalent of junk food to rabbits, and should only be given to them as an occasional treat, or else your bunny will get fat.

>> No.5100612

>>5100603
...why would you not want to get your bunny fat?

>> No.5100635

>>5100612
Because you are a faggot who doesn't eat cute bunnies?

>> No.5100641

>>5100612
Bunnies have a very real risk of getting diabetes and other weight-related health problems, just like you and me.
Their little bodies can't handle loads of sugars. :(

So its important to make sure they eat mostly green, leafy things and hay to stay happy and healthy!

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Wallpaper time.

>> No.5100720

Why can't we be this happy all the time? ;_;

You're all so angry and bitter. I just want to see you smile.

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>>5099856
>>5099871
>>5099876

>> No.5100738

>>5099396
They aren't actually suitable for rabbits. You don't feed them carrots and I hope that was just for the picture.

>> No.5100760

>>5100735
>aww yeaahhhhh this fuckin chocolate right here
>yyyeaaahhhh

>> No.5100761

>>5100735
/tv/ here.
Eat shit.

>> No.5100762

>>5100738
fuck off everyone feeds rabbits carrots. Did you never watch bugs bunny?

>>5100735
the bird was animatronic so idk if that counts

>> No.5100765

>>5100762
Heh.

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>>5099415
No, this is a stew kit.

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>>5100762
>animatronic
Are you quite sure? Once upon a time, I found the scene on youtube, and the bird flew into the chocolate fountain.

>> No.5101064

>>5101022
>>5101016
/c/k/ at its best.

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>> No.5101101

>>5101022
It's from Jack and Jill or some other equally horrible movie.

>> No.5101104

>>5101022
>>5101016
>dat gun

Oh USA and your small dick insecurity.

>> No.5101112

>>5101104
How else are you gonna shoot the rabbit, Europoor? Answer me that, funnyman.

>> No.5101116

>>5101022
>Jose Cuervo, a live rabbit in a pot and a handgun with a fucking silencer

What is going on here?

>> No.5101139

>>5101112
Snap it's neck and don't splatter the wall in blood.
Slaughter is horrible for both parties, so make it dignified if you can.

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>> No.5101286

>>5101116
It's a pet rabbit. The father of the girl who owns it was just being cutesy.

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:3

>> No.5101301
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>> No.5101344

>>5101104
>being treated like children by your government
>mocking the adults who have the freedom to do as they please
your jealousy is showing.

>> No.5101490

>>5101344
>buying shitloads of guns for no reason
>not childish

>> No.5101497

>>5101490
ass ravaged britbongistani detected

>> No.5101502

>>5101490
>calls someone a child
>reeeeeeeeealy like playing with guns

>> No.5101521

>>5101344
Be fair, they behave like children. Have you ever seen what they do when they don't like something their paren-, I mean government does? They throw a tantrum and smash windows and set shit on fire. This they refer to as "democracy".

>> No.5101533

>>5101497
Lard-filled Clapistani detected :^)

>> No.5101534

>>5101497

>anti gun comment
>MUST BE BRITAIN

yeah alright chump its not just one country that think america is bumfuck stupid

>> No.5101542

>>5101534
>implying others are any different

different shades of grey faggot. Enjoy your handholding

>> No.5101577

>>5101534
Stupid and the world's only superpower don't exactly jibe, thirdworlder.

>> No.5101615

>>5101577
Imported Jews and Germans.

>> No.5101618
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>>5101577
Keep going, this is hilarious

>> No.5101625

>>5100735
that's fucking funny

>> No.5101628

>>5101615
And you wonder why everyone wants a gun.

>> No.5101646

>>5101628
niggers and insecurity and bad police

>> No.5101654

>>5101521
It's like everyone in Europe stops maturing at age 5, which given their behavior on /ck/ seems plausible.

>> No.5101658

>>5101022
that's way too much celery

>> No.5101659

>>5101139
>don't splatter the wall in blood
i take it you've never actually killed an animal before

>> No.5101713

>>5101659
If you have to shoot a rabbit that's sitting in your damn hand neither have you.

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>>5099925

>> No.5102862
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>>5101142

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>>5102862
MAN THAT'S COOL

>> No.5103430

Thanks. I love it.

>> No.5103434

yes

>> No.5103489

>>5101301
OH GOD

>> No.5103509

thanks grandma!

>> No.5103515

>>5099345
fact: no rabbit has ever paid for food

>> No.5103517

>>5103489
they require more minerals

>> No.5103522

>>5103517

To say nothing of vespane gas.

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>>5101301
Imagine if we had those fucking things crawling around instead of roaches
Fuck bugspray.
Just give me some gasoline.

>> No.5103544

>>5103536
I'd get me my stomping boots.

also I wonder what my cat would do if she ever saw one of those.

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>>5103536
>>5103544
They are aquatic and pretty cute. They are scavengers only known to hunt sponges and sea cucumbers. You are babies.

>> No.5103576

>>5099345
I can't find the upboat thumb....

>> No.5103596

>>5103558
THEY ARE GOING TO EAT MY FEET!
THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

>> No.5103606

>>5099345
I do like it

my night has been substantially improved

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look at this pathetic misanthrope eating carrots in a back alley

>> No.5104611

>>5104594
yeah, but does he check his privilege?

>> No.5104623
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Rabbits are so kyooot.
Wish I had something to contribute, but I don't.

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>>5104623

bunny kisses

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>>5101022

>> No.5104745

>>5104704
>dose attachments for a glawk
Lipstick on a pig.

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>this thread

>> No.5104798

>tfw my cat learned how to get the lid off of the pot
Fucking bastard.

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>> No.5104831

>>5104704
Is it a duck or a rabbit???
Will we ever know?!

>> No.5106362

>>5099345
go back to reddit

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>>5103515
They're also not very good at poker.

>> No.5106599

>>5104831
ungh. i laughed

>> No.5106872

>>5104800
Run, Fluffy, she's just flavoring you up for the pot!

>> No.5106902

>>5099401
whatcha gonna cook, Remy?

>> No.5106904

>>5100735
that bird is totally about to die.

chocolate is like 100x worse for birds than dogs.

>> No.5106906

>>5101022
Why is this moron mixing fullsize carrots and carrot sticks. Also that is WAY too much celery, he's going to have to overcook the rabbit to keep it from being stringy. You want like 2 celery sticks per carrot.

Have you ever even made mirepoix

>> No.5106918

>>5100683
Oh man that fort. I wish I was good at that game

>> No.5106922

>>5106904
Its CGI from a film m8

>> No.5106938

>>5100391

this picture frightens me. that chimp could unexpectedly turn aggressive and rip that guy's face clean off with its immense chimp strength. it's happened before.

>> No.5106943

>>5106938
Lucky for that guy that's not a chimp.

>> No.5106950

How can I easily make broccoli not taste like shit? Got a pound of it lying around.

>> No.5107151

>>5106938
>>5106943
Unlucky for that guy that orangutans can rip your arms off if they think you're eating too much of their watermelon.

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>>5107151
Lucky for us, we can enslave and whore out orangutans.

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>>5106922
well that's comforting.

i'll contribute since no animals were harmed in the making of this thread

>> No.5107255

>>5106950
Don't over cook it so it's still crunchy. I like it plain, or with butter and lemon and seasonings, or with sugar and soy sauce, or rice vinegar and honey.

>> No.5107260

>>5107255
Actually, 'crunchy' is probably the wrong word but there should at least be an outside slight crunch, kind of like asparagus.

>> No.5107277

>>5106904
>>5106922

It's like this screencap of the Tumblr replies. Only far less militant

>> No.5109857

>>5107277
Tumblr, what a bunch of tards.

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>> No.5110846

>>5109857

Yes