>new flatmate buys bulk radishes and eats them by the bowlful as a snack while playing video games

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Anonymous Thu Jan 9 07:09:35 2014 No.5086055 [DELETED]

>new flatmate buys bulk radishes and eats them by the bowlful as a snack while playing video games

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 07:10:34 2014 No.5086057 Does he salt them? If not he's a pleb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 07:28:34 2014 No.5086075 >>5086055 Could be worse, not like he's getting crisps everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 07:31:34 2014 No.5086079 >>5086057 why the hell would you destroy a perfectly good radish with salt ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 08:05:34 2014 No.5086103 >>5086055 nigga is probably a recovering fatass good on him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 08:19:34 2014 No.5086116 >>5086055 so what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 08:41:34 2014 No.5086129 >>5086079 salt and a squeeze of lime or lemon juice over the bunch, that is how to do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 09:14:56 2014 No.5086162 >>5086129 But radishes are good on their own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 09:30:56 2014 No.5086184 >wife buys bulk red/orange/yellow bell peppers and eats them by the bowl full while playing videogames

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 09:32:29 2014 No.5086187 >>5086184 Btw I'm married to a gamer grill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 09:33:29 2014 No.5086191 >>5086055 ...so?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 10:10:28 2014 No.5086239 radishes rule, I am jelly of your roommate's excellent habit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 16:48:56 2014 No.5087151 It could be doritos and mountain dew. Consider yourself lucky.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 16:50:56 2014 No.5087160 What? Radishes are top tier snacks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 16:53:56 2014 No.5087172 I fail to see the problem OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 16:58:56 2014 No.5087186 Sounds fine to me. Turnips are good too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:10:56 2014 No.5087215 Your roommate is a gentleman and a scholar, OP.

Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:24:56 2014 No.5087256

This reminds me, did anyone ever tried to peel their radishes, then cover them with sugar, then eat them this way?

My cousin taught me to eat radishes like this and they are godly. The double-crunch from the radish and the sugar, the slight spiciness with sweeteness, delicious.

I wants some now, haven't eaten them for ages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:27:56 2014 No.5087264 >>5086187 tips fedora Why is this thread on /mu/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:29:56 2014 No.5087272 >>5087264 shit this is /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:33:57 2014 No.5087283 File: 17 KB, 568x449, borninabarn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5087264 it ain't tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:34:56 2014 No.5087286 >>5087264 >/mu/ Worst board on 4chan. Not even once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:36:16 2014 No.5087293 File: 25 KB, 430x300, 1389306986513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >OP is eating chips, being a fatass and complaining about not being as healthy as his flatmate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:44:16 2014 No.5087321 >>5087256 That sounds gross and I will not try it, but better than a candy bar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:47:15 2014 No.5087325 you should eat a bowl of parsnips raw then look at his radishes and say "can't believe you eat that shit"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:48:15 2014 No.5087328 >>5087286 >actually shares and discusses music you're thinking of /tv/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 17:50:15 2014 No.5087331 >>5087328 >implying discussion is automatically good discussion /mu/ discusses music in a way that hurts while reading, even worse when participating. I love music and that's why I avoid /mu/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 18:13:15 2014 No.5087396 >>5087321 It's not gross, it's suprisingly delicious. I mean, it can't sound more weird than chicken and pineapple, and that's a well known combination. Try it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 18:16:16 2014 No.5087402 >>5086057 I haven't had radishes with salt as a snack in decades. I think I'll hit up the market tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 18:39:15 2014 No.5087457 >>5087331 >I love music and that's why I avoid /mu/ kek

Anonymous Thu Jan 9 18:53:48 2014 No.5087509

>>5087331
I feel like "I like [thing] and that's why I avoid [board dedicated to thing] describes a lot of communities on 4chan. /v/ is actually for people who like low-effort trolling, /int/ is for people who argue over why every other country sucks but theirs, /pol/ is for people who enjoy pretending to be a neonazi (or not pretending, in some cases)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 9 18:54:48 2014 No.5087512 >>5087509 ...and /ck/ is for people who hate what other people cook and eat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 02:05:39 2014 No.5088908 >>5087512 more like arguing over fast food chains

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 02:27:40 2014 No.5088960 >>5087512 more like "what to put in ramen noodles im poor"

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 02:33:39 2014 No.5088971

>>5087509
I don't know. Some boards are still good for people who are genuinely into their topic. /3/ could be better but people who hate it wouldn't go there. /a/, despite its size, doesn't make sense to people who aren't genuinely into anime. /ck/ is unique in that very few who are genuinely experts would have any reason to be here, and pretty much every human being is into food so there's no real bar to set in terms of knowledge to be able to post here. It's also far less strictly moderated than other boards.

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 03:00:39 2014 No.5089022
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>slightly obese female roomate slathers her Pizza Rolls in buttermilk ranch before eating them
>literally makes a soup of Pizza Rolls swimming in ranch
>eats it with a spoon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 03:02:39 2014 No.5089025 >>5089022 why

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 03:02:39 2014 No.5089026 File: 701 KB, 500x281, stahp.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5089022 That.....makes me want to vomit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 04:37:01 2014 No.5089139 File: 2.92 MB, 128x96, this_kills_the_heart.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5089022

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 04:39:01 2014 No.5089143 >>5087512 Or retarded discussions about knives.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 04:41:02 2014 No.5089148 File: 34 KB, 225x225, 1376464309662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5089022 I don't even know what pizza rolls are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 04:42:02 2014 No.5089149 File: 82 KB, 179x189, pleasesendhelp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5089022 oh my god why

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 05:07:20 2014 No.5089168 >>5089025 She says they're gross without the ranch. And yes she is rapidly expanding. She has many more weird habits, will list more after work/when I get the chance. >tfw can't move elsewhere until august

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 05:08:18 2014 No.5089170 >>5089168 You should keep feeding her to see just how big she can get. Then make money off of her by having people pay you to come see the fat freak.

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 05:15:18 2014 No.5089180
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>>5089168
One more before break is over:

>come home one morning after work (work overnight)
>apparently expanding roomie has prepared breakfast
>offers me some
>why the fuck not
>try the scrambled eggs
>immediately retch
>"Why are these so sweet??"
>Waaat you don't like sugar in your eggs?"
>mfw they were loaded with enough sugar to drive an elephant into a diabetic coma

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 05:17:49 2014 No.5089183 >>5089170 This is 'Murica. We are too numbed to the grotesquely obese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 05:20:49 2014 No.5089186 >>5089180 Please make it stop. Post more when you wake up.

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 05:29:49 2014 No.5089193

>>5087256
No, sounds weird to me, but my grandmother(RIP) got me to enjoy radishes with butter and salt, my grandma was kinda weird with butter though, idk where her love of butter came from (she's penn-dutch) but she even used to butter her chipped ham sandwiches.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 05:30:49 2014 No.5089194 >>5089022 >slightly obese female roomate slathers her Pizza Rolls in buttermilk ranch before eating them >slightly obese >notforlong.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 05:30:49 2014 No.5089195 >>5089193 Your grandmother was actually Paula Deen. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 05:31:49 2014 No.5089196 >>5089180 >sugary scrambled eggs all of my wat. Moar, OP. This is fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 05:33:49 2014 No.5089200 >>5089193 buttered bread with radishes on it was/is a French thing as far as I know. (although I'm sure it's not JUST a French thing.)

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 08:40:59 2014 No.5089352
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>>5089180
Ok will post moar before bed.

>be about to enjoy delivery pizza with roomie and a few other friends
>notice roomie is really piling her plate, too polite to say anything
>two slices from a large meatlovers, four garlic cheese sticks, a few boneless chicken wings, and a garlic butter packet
>this on its own isnt too bad
>the way she ate it is what made me lose all wats and begin my concern for her mental and physical health
>she lays two of the bread sticks onto the first slice, places a couple chicken wings on the bread sticks, opens the garlic sauce and pours it over the chicken, and finally places the second piece on top, cheese side down
>she created a hideous/delicious? "pizza sandwich"
>eats it frighteningly quickly
>mfw she also eats the remaining two slices and lone bread stick after everyone had finished (at least she was nice enough to let everyone eat first)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 08:46:33 2014 No.5089365 >>5086055 Yet guzzling sugar water and eating processed corn snacks with HFCS wouldn't faze you.

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 08:52:31 2014 No.5089375

OP here.

Just remembered I made this thread yesterday because I saw my flatmate walking up the stairs with a bowl of radishes. He threw one in the air and caught it with his teeth on the way down.

Fucker's gonna choke on a radish one of these days and I will be there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:01:31 2014 No.5089390 >>5086055 oh man someone likes good food that is also healthy better ridicule an judge him on the internet in front of a bunch of insignificant strangers to validate myself!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:27:34 2014 No.5089442 >>5087512 /ck/ is also for arguing over why every other country sucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 09:27:34 2014 No.5089443 >>5089180 >Waaat you don't like sugar in your eggs?" I would shit talk her until she cried what is wrong with her ? It's not like butter isn't sweet and calorie filled enough

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:04:33 2014 No.5089525

>>5089352
Moar:

>expanding roomie does her shopping
>among other garbage food, comes home bearing frozen mini eclairs
>immediately opens the box, dumps its contents (about 8 around the size of an elongated tangerine) into a large bowl
>ok, guess she's hungry
>rifles through the freezer for something
>..
>..
>rifling intensifies
>finally pulls out a pint of Ben and Jerry's [what ever the cookie dough flavored one is called]
>removes lid and pops it in the microwave
>once slightly melted, dumps it on the eclairs
>begins eating it with a spoon
>by now I couldn't contain my disgust. Just stare at her with my mouth agape
>too busy eating to interact with me, goes to her room to finish it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:13:33 2014 No.5089552 >>5089525 Soon you'll be able to ride her into battle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:21:33 2014 No.5089581 >>5089552 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:23:33 2014 No.5089588 >>5089525 I would call over a dozen friends and gangbang her fat folds. Imagine her lumbering around with jizz oozing from her protopussy flaps while moaning about someone eating the last pizza.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 10:31:33 2014 No.5089612 >>5089552 >Enemy move their troops 15 feet to the left of the stream Good luck getting her on land

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 12:59:55 2014 No.5089813 I once stuck a radish in my bum, it felt weird

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 14:50:02 2014 No.5090011 >>5086055 If this is a "weird shit roommates eat" thread: my Polish roommate ate bread with lard, apples and onions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 14:56:02 2014 No.5090022 >>5089022 Is her name Danielle.. I swear I know her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 15:22:04 2014 No.5090060 >>5089180 Is she by any chance a giant fan of china/japan? I've got a weaboo roommate and a roommate from china and they add just a pinch of sugar to eggs from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 15:37:04 2014 No.5090109 >>5089352 Good god, this chick has a bad binging problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 15:38:04 2014 No.5090110 Dangit, now I want some fucking radishes. My parents grew them in the garden and I loved them. Haven't had them as a snack like that in years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 15:38:04 2014 No.5090113 >>5089525 Just HOW fat is she at this point?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 15:40:04 2014 No.5090117 >>5089552 I ROFL'ed. You, Sir, made my day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 15:48:04 2014 No.5090144 >>5089525 Oh god.. what the actual fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 16:00:04 2014 No.5090175 >>5089525 plz more I need to feel better about myself today.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 16:10:04 2014 No.5090196 >>5090022 not even kidding i think i know her too if thats her name

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 17:48:56 2014 No.5090464
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>>5090011
Lard with apples and onions is a traditional dish here.

I mean, lard is mostly prepared with small pieces of fried bacon and sometimes fried onion, but the type with apples and onions is also very popular. To the point where you can even get it in the shops, in jars.

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 18:01:56 2014 No.5090502
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>>5086055
Christ, now I'm in the mood for bulk radishes.

I'll go get some and eat them raw. Some of them will be sprinkled with salt. Some of them will be sprinkled with lemon juice.

Some of them will be sprinkled with both.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 21:21:06 2014 No.5091049 >>5090060 No, not really. She's more into UK stuff like Skins, Dr. Who, Shameless, etc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 21:24:06 2014 No.5091055 >>5090113 About 280 lbs at 5' 4". She's beginning to look very... unfortunate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 21:28:06 2014 No.5091065 >>5091055 You gotta post a photo of her.

Anonymous Fri Jan 10 21:50:06 2014 No.5091099
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>>5089525
Another incident for now:

>expanding roomie manages to fuck up literally anything she tries to cook
>gets deeply offended when someone offers to help, show her anything
>thinks she is a cooking godess
>oh well I'm usually asleep when she cooks and can make my own food
>leave my room one night only to be greeted with a overbearing stench of burnt eggs and plastic and cinnamon
>hear her cursing and rifling through the kitchen
>don't want to know what she's up to but I must know
>enter the kitchen to see cinnamon EVERYWHERE
>half melted container on the floor
>she's still rifling wildly for something
>it appeared she dropped/set the cinnamon container on the hot burner and picked it up, only for part of it to stay on the burner to continue melting. Cinnamon flies everywhere as she throws it in frustration
>apparently she had been making french toast
>Jesus God
>a thick coat of browned eggs covering a pathetic looking piece of bread (she didn't add milk to the eggs)
>she's putting melted butter over it to try to "save" it
>nope not good enough, adds half the bottle of syrup
>sprinkles on sugar and the remaining cinnamon
>cries when she tries it because disgusting
>tells me to fuck off when I offer to make her another or something else
>mfw she was eating it as I left for work

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 21:58:06 2014 No.5091115 >>5091099 Plz post pic. This sounds like weight gain fetish material.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 22:07:06 2014 No.5091130 >>5091099 Why do you still live with her again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 22:09:06 2014 No.5091132 >>5091099 She sounds like she might have some kind of mental illness of binge eating disorder.I feel kind of sorry for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 22:33:14 2014 No.5091184 File: 231 KB, 596x412, 1370359102071.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091099 More?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 22:41:13 2014 No.5091193 >>5091132 shush. this thread is now about the incredible expanding roommate

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 22:54:13 2014 No.5091217 >>5089139 This may be the most terrifying .gif I've seen in a long while. Is there a source? My stomach's turning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 22:59:46 2014 No.5091228 >>5091217 http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/75436/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 23:05:31 2014 No.5091245 >>5091228 Any links that aren't ebaumsworld?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 23:06:31 2014 No.5091248 >>5091228 tyvm. Reminds me that eBaums still exists, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 23:07:31 2014 No.5091253 >>5089375 why do you hate radishes why

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 23:08:31 2014 No.5091254 >>5090464 this sounds fucking delicious. lardo with sharp and sweet flavors?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 23:08:31 2014 No.5091255 >>5091245 could be this, didn't watch it though because my internet is painfully slow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 10 23:18:31 2014 No.5091274 >>5091258 Excellent, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 00:37:31 2014 No.5091418 when I make Japanese styled omlette I put a pinch of sugar, salt and green onion in to the eggs...it's good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 00:43:31 2014 No.5091429 >>5091418 not expanding roommates roommate's roommate, but I assume not enough sugar for your tongue to scream bloody murder

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 00:55:31 2014 No.5091458 Na, like half a teaspoon maybe. I guess some people like eggs to taste like custard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 01:05:31 2014 No.5091472 >>5086055 is he mexican? when I visited, people ate raw radishes like chips

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 01:26:31 2014 No.5091511 >>5091472 Very true, I'm Mexican and we do this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 02:00:31 2014 No.5091593 >>5091130 The lease isn't over until august, after that I'm out. She wants me to renew the lease with her, but my nerves just can't take it.

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 02:04:31 2014 No.5091596

>>5091115
Wouldn't want to risk her finding out why she is being talked about on the internet. It would crush her. Also she doesn't take many pictures of herself now that she's ballooned. She does those fat ninja angle face shots to hide her fatness, yeah she's one of those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 02:04:31 2014 No.5091597 >>5091593 Renew the lease for the good of /ck/, your story telling prowess will turn you into a god that posts among us common folk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 02:31:31 2014 No.5091635 >>5091132 Oh yeah. There's always been somethinga little "off" about her (known her since high school). Something in her late teens/early adulthood must have set her off.

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 02:33:31 2014 No.5091638

>flatmate has crockpot to cook sausages with
>go home for a few days
>come back and the damn thing was still there

That's just the icing on the cake. I don't understand why she habitually leaves food sitting out in room temperature and it's almost always parishable stuff like cheese. It's also nice to see the counters cluttered with empty meal boxes. It's funny that she complained about my putting my eggs on the fridge's door shelf where they're supposed to sit at. If she's going to break my eggs and feel like they should be moved inside the fridge so her clumsy self doesn't break them, she could have done so without leaving me a passive aggressive note. I honestly wouldn't care.

>>5091099
Dude, are we living with the same people? My roommates turned our tiny kitchen into a fudge making factory over break. It was not fun scraping chocolate off the stove. The girl who thinks she's a cooking goddess offered me some of her chicken noodle soup, but it way too salty and unbalanced (the chicken was also a tad overcooked). I sampled something else of hers and I gave up with the notion that everything she makes as too much salt or sugar which probably explains why she's so damn fat.

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 02:46:32 2014 No.5091664

>>5091099
Shorter one:

>come into the kitchen to see what ER is bitching about
>seems to just be raging at herself
>"What happened, ER?"
>"GODDAMNED SINK"
>wat
>she storms off in frustration
>look into sink
>oh fuck lol
>sink full of cooked spaghetti
>strainer sitting by the sink
>she forgot to put it down before draining her pasta
>poured it directly into the sink
>how does one make this mistake without realizing what you're doing while its happening
>winds up having to use tongs to grab most of it out and wiping up the rest with paper towels

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 02:53:32 2014 No.5091674

>>5091664
Yeezus.

Oh, I recall one day when one of the roommates decided to do her dishes one day (perhaps out of guilt because I usually do them and everyone else goes,"Oh, you don't have to do that, anon. I feel bad, thanks though."). However nice it was to not see the sink full of dishes, it was uncool to abuse the white board on the fridge for this:

>"I'M NOT CLEANING OUT THE SINK TRAP"
I wish I had taken a photo of that message when it was up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:04:26 2014 No.5091695 >not eating chips instead it's a win

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:10:27 2014 No.5091709 >>5089180 >>5089352 >>5089022 >>5089525 >>5091099 >slightly obese >>5091055 dude she could be one of saturns fucking moons >slightly >obese >280lbs 5'4"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:12:27 2014 No.5091715 >>5086055 >man buys perfectly normal and healthy food and eats it while minding his own business oh the horror

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 03:12:27 2014 No.5091716 i've done the same with dry muesli and raw oats before i don't game anymore but that shit was cash

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 05:50:32 2014 No.5091877 File: 128 KB, 470x254, tmnt-asd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5089139 Just when you think it's over... >wrap it in pepperoni pizza, dunk it in batter and deep fry it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 06:03:35 2014 No.5091885 >>5086055 >>5086184 I do that too. cucumbersticks with Tsatsiki make a great snack aswell. so refreshing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 06:06:35 2014 No.5091888 File: 97 KB, 648x1000, bcucumbersticks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091885 >mfw Benadryl Cucumbersticks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 06:14:35 2014 No.5091898 File: 474 KB, 127x139, reaction (2).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5091888 I ... don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 06:19:35 2014 No.5091902 >>5091898 Burt scares me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 06:59:39 2014 No.5091935 >>5090196 me three. what a gross bitch

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 07:51:39 2014 No.5091982

>>5091511
I am Mexican too, i also have a good story about radishes
>Driving to school behind a farm truck packed to the brim with radishes.
>Stop at a red light
>Truck floors the accelerator at the green, a neat bunch of radishes comes out flying
>nobody was around so i got out and picked them up
>Best radishes i ever had

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 09:38:17 2014 No.5092078
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>>5091664
Moar:

Little side note about expanding roommate. This bitch uses toilet paper like its her job. We stopped having communal TP after she plowed through ten rolls out of a twelve pack in five days (I had two rolls in my bathroom I was still working on). I'm guessing its because she keeps the wicked shits thanks to her eating/lifestyle habits.

>ER learns about the "bacon weave" from epicmealtime
>god help us all
>its the one thing she can manage to make without too many mishaps
>adds one or two to anything where even slightly applicable
>sandwiches? Bacon weave.
>burgers? Bacon weaves. Plural.
>burritos? Roll a bacon weave into that motherfucker.
>goes through bacon almost as fast as toilet paper
>thinks its hilarious and cute because LOL BACON
>will be glad when/if this phase passes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 09:42:17 2014 No.5092080 >>5091709 In Murcia this is slightly obese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 09:45:18 2014 No.5092082 >>5092078 Could you not sublet and get out now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 09:57:18 2014 No.5092101 >>5089194 Haha, I thought that exact same thing!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:05:17 2014 No.5092112 >>5091228 >there are people who still go to ebaums world >there are people who havn't heard ebaums world dot com. On a side note, it's a SNL skit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:18:17 2014 No.5092129 >>5092112 What's SNL?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:21:17 2014 No.5092131 >>5092129 Saturday night live. It's a 'murrican TV show. http://www.snotr.com/video/3069/Taco_Town

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:26:17 2014 No.5092135 >>5092131 What's TV?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:28:17 2014 No.5092140 >>5092131 What's snotr?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:29:17 2014 No.5092146 Is it okay to eat the pointy ends of radishes? I want to snack on radishes but it's a pain to cut the bottoms out one by one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:31:17 2014 No.5092151 >>5092146 Yeah, it's fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:33:17 2014 No.5092157 >>5092146 Just chew them good, otherwise the pointy ends could penetrate your stomach wall and cause internal bleeding and death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:36:17 2014 No.5092163 >>5087151 who the fuck just decides to shit in their pants in the dairy aisle then say by shitting they know the cheese is "fresh" becuase the smell of it causes them to shit in an uncontroled manner?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:41:17 2014 No.5092169 >>5091049 LOSEING AL CONTROL..........OF MAH WEIGHT losing control doors unlocked roomamtes not home DUBADUNADUNA losing control

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 10:46:17 2014 No.5092175 >>5092169 LOSING ALL CONTROL BY THE FATTIE FUCKS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 12:46:40 2014 No.5092423 >>5091982 Sounds like a wonderful day, shit like this never happens to me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 12:50:40 2014 No.5092430 >>5092078 I have to say "ER" is a very appropriate acronym.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 13:08:40 2014 No.5092489 File: 35 KB, 399x266, 1339973288720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5092430

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 11 20:38:39 2014 No.5093417 File: 433 KB, 1777x2361, Danielle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] moar

Anonymous Sat Jan 11 23:56:46 2014 No.5093928

why are fat women so much more disgusting than anyone else? when my boyfriend and i were staying at his mom's house, his brother and his brother's girlfriend lived there as well. his brother didn't work and his gf didn't contribute to bills. this fat bitch actually left her fucking dirty UNDERWEAR on the kitchen countertop. if i had to guess, she is about 5'6" 350 lbs. they would cook shit and leave it in the pot on the stove for nearly a week. i never cooked while i lived there and got bitched at for spending all my money on eating out (while paying more than half the bills with two people paying nothing) by his mom. please tell me why i would want to cook in a kitchen where a nasty hamplanet left her underwear on the countertop....

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 00:01:46 2014 No.5093939 >>5093928 that's just women though. I had a female roommate for a while. worse than an animal. she wasn't even fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 00:17:46 2014 No.5093963 >tfw you get a really awesome roommate who winds up losing their job and has to move out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 00:19:36 2014 No.5093965 >>5093939 nah, im female and my boyfriend and i now live in his friend's house. he always comes home talking about how clean the house is. not all women are disgusting slobs. some of us are still homemakers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 00:20:36 2014 No.5093969 >>5089143 Plebeian detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 02:14:27 2014 No.5094183 File: 143 KB, 1024x768, Afood_z02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5090011 Hmmm, Schmalzbrot..

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 22:16:41 2014 No.5096763 File: 335 KB, 517x2632, expanding-roommate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5093417 Better version

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 22:22:41 2014 No.5096783 File: 468 KB, 1042x1444, expanding-roommate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5096763 > mfw I spent way much time on this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 22:27:42 2014 No.5096803 >>5096763 Sometimes I think i'm a fatass for opening a box of crackers before bed and eating a few. I have a new perspective.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 22:29:41 2014 No.5096811 >>5094183 I read that as "Hmmm, Shazbot.."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 22:33:41 2014 No.5096823 >>5096763 >>5096783 Thanks, do you set posts to wrap?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 22:49:41 2014 No.5096862 >>5086055 So? Good for him for picking a healthy snack. You're a faggot OP.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 22:54:41 2014 No.5096878 >>5087331 >implying you don't avoid /mu/ because you have shitty pleb taste and you don't want /mu/ to make you realize it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 22:58:42 2014 No.5096892 >>5086055 healthy snack but surely he must have some destructive farts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 23:14:41 2014 No.5096938 >>5096823 I did a lot of this by hand, 4chan normally looks the same for me as it does for anyone else, I don't have a good setup yet. (and both damn screenshot makers I downloaded don't work)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 12 23:15:41 2014 No.5096940 >>5087331 Fuck off!

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 00:02:41 2014 No.5097091

>>5089170
This.
I watched my ex gain about 40kg in around 8months because I slowly began to hate the shit out of him (after realizing he was trying to turn me into his mother, comparing how much she looked after him better than I ever could etc he had some pretty messed up issues with her and would sleep in her bed til he was 15)
So I just kept feeding him,
And feeding him.

I sewed his pants up for him over and over again
Watched him cry as he finally accepted they would no longer ever fit him
Watched him constantly(getting his mother to) buy new larger and larger clothes
Watched him break three chairs and legitimately blame it on the structural integrity of the chairs
Watched him shit his pants on more than one occasion with explosive diet from his poor diet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 00:09:41 2014 No.5097112 >>5091049 >>Dr Who Oh it all makes sense now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 00:12:41 2014 No.5097122 >>5097091 wtf? You put yourself in this position and enjoyed it?

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 00:17:42 2014 No.5097146

>>5091596
>She does those fat ninja angle face shots to hide her fatness, yeah she's one of those.
I fucking hate those!
False advertising, you don't know until it's too late and she's already caught you and smothered you in her folds so you can't scream..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 00:20:41 2014 No.5097157 >>5091885 That sounds great

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 00:23:41 2014 No.5097173

>>5092078
Fuck! Is her name actually Elyse?
Holy shit that bitch I swear would just eat toilet paper
We would go through a 12 every week, bringing in a box of tissues or something for the last day or so because a 12 wouldn't stand a chance. and she would never fucking buy any.
We finally just brought our own when I went crazy at her to fucking buy some because I can't afford to keep up with her
I made her feel ashamed to be fat, and that still makes me happy to this day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 00:24:41 2014 No.5097178 >>5092146 Just snap them off with your fingers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 00:28:41 2014 No.5097198 >>5097091 you are a genius, anon. This is the best revenge.

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 00:30:42 2014 No.5097204

Yea, OP, I clean my radishes when I buy them, slice off ends and any black areas.
Chill em down.
Cold radishes.
Slice in half (or bite off a bit), sprinkle salt, nomnom.

I know it's a french thing to do the butter and salt thing, but it's not necessary. It's however delicious in a sandwich, moist dense bread, like pumpernickel. Think watercress tea sandwich or cucumber. Delicious.

My favorite uncommon use of radishes is tossing a few in the pan when I am oven roasting some other veggies in olive oil and rosemary. They get nicely caramelized and sweet.

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 00:31:41 2014 No.5097209

>>5097122
I did.

In the beginning he was sex chatting up a bunch of other girls also, I wanted to leave him as a shell of a former human.
I encouraged him to be proud of his out there ideas they any other person would think was fucked up,
I told him yeah your male friend totally does like you back in that way, you should just keep groping him and playfighing him making him touch your dick, he likes you back he just needs to know that you're into him.
I told him(once he was huge) you should approach other girls and ask if they want a threesome with your and your gf when he was out
I told him to be proud of liking hentai etc etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 05:50:38 2014 No.5097778 >>5090060 A pinch is not diauhbeetus amounts. I might try a pinch in my eggs now... I will never attempt to make my eggs into a gagging sugar taste bud rape fest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:03:37 2014 No.5097792 >>5089525 Anon, it sounds like she might have a serious problem with binge eating. Is she ever secretive about food, ie hiding it in her room etc?

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:17:08 2014 No.5097812

>>5097198
>>5097209
White women are worse than any other cruel human.
They won't slam your hand in a door or slap you with a belt buckle for acting like a cunt or cheating, but they will enact this slow painful revenge and take pleasure in it...and far more often than men will.

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:26:08 2014 No.5097820
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>hate warm beverages
>decide to try healthy substitutes to soda
>buy green tea
>drinking the tea and hate it
>5 dollar pack lasts me over a week
>dat value
>constantly drink different types of tea for variety despite hating all of them
>roomies call me weird because I'm always drinking tea

I-is there such a thing as too much tea in one day? It's practically replaced plain water in my diet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:31:08 2014 No.5097831 >>5096811 You're not the only one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:37:54 2014 No.5097842 >tfw old roommate went through full bag of jiffy-puff marshmallows on a near daily basis I would puke before I'd even get halfway through a bag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:40:54 2014 No.5097846 >>5093969 Padding your nonexistent cooking skills with expensive hardware does not make you better cook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:40:54 2014 No.5097847 >>5097820 Honestly? You'd be better of just drinking the water plain.

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:46:54 2014 No.5097851

>>5097847
Probably, I just grew tired of only drinking water constantly in my first attempt to stay away from soda. I had begun to buy juice every week or so, this tea costs the same but lasts longer.

Is there anything I should watch for when it comes to tea? I didn't think it was too bad, everyone always praises it's health benefits but I know nothing about any potential negatives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:47:54 2014 No.5097852 >>5086057 If you want to make perfectly good radishes less healthy and refreshing that's your own business but please don't act superior about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:54:54 2014 No.5097866 >>5097851 Green tea will apparently turn your bones to pure jelly and rape your children.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 06:55:54 2014 No.5097867 >>5097851 it makes your penis smaller - j hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 07:37:54 2014 No.5097944 >>5086055 Sauce on this Carlin gif?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 07:52:54 2014 No.5097957 >>5097820 Nigga. Make unsweetened iced tea if you hate warm beverages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 07:53:54 2014 No.5097959 >>5097851 I would recomend you go to a local coffee store. Most sell loose leaf tea. Get a steeper of choice, and gets ome bomb ass tea nigga. Make it iced if you want.

>>	bookcook Mon Jan 13 08:10:54 2014 No.5097967 >>5097851 Loose leaf yerba mate takes me a while to go through, and it has a smooth, coffee-like flavor. Not bad at all. It's fairly pleb, but I can get two mugs of tea out of one serving of leaves if I save and steep them again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 08:37:54 2014 No.5098011 >>5097173 Pretty much all women use more toilet paper than men because we have to wipe every time we pee. Fat girls probably use even more because they have more surface area to cover.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 09:11:02 2014 No.5098044 >>5089194 Do you mind posting the image titled "not for long?" I have a hard time believing there exists an image for your greentext.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 09:12:02 2014 No.5098047 why do girls eat so disgustingly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 09:14:02 2014 No.5098054 File: 1.42 MB, 2560x1920, IMG_20131109_150758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5097967 >Not enjoying delicious sour mate from our glorious argy bros

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 09:29:02 2014 No.5098080 File: 97 KB, 418x384, 1320164834325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5092078 >she plowed through ten rolls out of a twelve pack in five days How? What? Does she need to wrap half a roll around her wipin' stick just to reach or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 09:35:02 2014 No.5098089 >>5086184 I like to eat raw carrots while doing the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 09:46:03 2014 No.5098118 >>5098011 Inferior design right there, I've pissed over a 2 metre fence when i was drunk once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 09:51:02 2014 No.5098130 >>5090464 This actually sounds really good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 10:03:02 2014 No.5098146 >>5098118 I know a guy who pisses over his OWN shoulder at parties. It is magic to be seen

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 10:13:50 2014 No.5098158

>>5092078
I had a roommate that used toilet paper for everything. Blowing her nose, removing makeup, cleaning the bathroom counters and floors even though there was an ample supple of tissues, cotton balls, and paper towels for her to use. I told her rather sternly she has to stop using all the TP for everyday things other than pissing and shitting because I buy the expensive kind. This was like 7 years ago and she was only my roommate for 4 months. She still tells people I banned her from toilet paper.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 10:20:50 2014 No.5098172 I had a German roommate that would melt chocolate on a plate in the microwave and scrape it up with her fingers. She also liked to fry a slice of cheese on a non stick pan and eat that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 10:23:50 2014 No.5098176 >>5098146 At a high school party there was a guy who said he could piss in his own mouth... and did it. He regretted it pretty quickly and I'm sure people still bug him about it 10 years later.

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 10:32:50 2014 No.5098190

>>5089168
remind me of a women i saw at work she is literally a shire it was hilarious she had a paper towel (trying to cover her lap) and it just... it was vertical like laying flat against her bulbous form it was like she had her own gravity and it had formed her into a small moon she wasn't a land whale, she was a new satellite

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 10:35:52 2014 No.5098197 >>5091596 you don't live in Wichita do you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 11:38:52 2014 No.5098305 >>5098158 Damn son, I use toilet paper for all my miscellaneous cleaning needs, because it's fucking cheap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 13:24:13 2014 No.5098501 File: 23 KB, 390x288, 1281341960673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5097812 >mfw she did exactly what most of 4chan would recommend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 13:27:13 2014 No.5098508 File: 36 KB, 324x324, jimface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5086055 I actually tried this recently. They're much stronger than I remembered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 16:25:11 2014 No.5098883 File: 37 KB, 850x400, 1389648356816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5097944 >Sauce on this Carlin gif? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXhlSghtkBU&feature=youtu.be&t=36m56s

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 16:35:11 2014 No.5098906

>>5098080
>>5092078
When I masturbate I usually make "cups" out of toilet paper and I usually cum into them cleanly. I ejaculate quite copiously - from some 12 milliliters in the first ejaculation of the day to about 2-3 in the fourth or fifth (although I rarely do that many runs, three is typical). So I usually use up almost a whole roll a day just with that.

Maybe she does something similar and squirts like a mad cunt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 16:40:11 2014 No.5098923 File: 8 KB, 211x193, lego knight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5098906

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 16:47:29 2014 No.5098938 File: 21 KB, 500x330, Not_e3b51f_1149509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5098044 >Do you mind posting the image titled "not for long?" I have a hard time believing there exists an image for your greentext

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 16:58:27 2014 No.5098966 >>5097851 I've been kicking diet soda out of my diet recently, and switching to water. To get over the dullness of it I'll put a touch of lemon juice in it. Really makes it taste a lot better

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:02:27 2014 No.5098974

It may be better eating raw celery; as far as I remember, it's the only food that gives less calories than they are supposed to burn it.
Wait, my English is highly cracked:
if for metabolizing a celery chopstick you use 18 calories, it will give 15 calories, so it is a commonly-used aliment in diets.

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:04:27 2014 No.5098981
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>>5097851
I recommend buying shitloads of fruit and making kompot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kompot).). Or make/buy kvass. Or kefir. Alongside tea that's all I drink (without counting alcoholic drinks).

Slavland may be messed up but we have our beverages figured out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:05:27 2014 No.5098983 File: 3 KB, 176x137, tmp_13884991545062106374055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5098906 Nigga, you what?

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:15:30 2014 No.5099016

>>5098923
>>5098983
Well, I take a length of toilet paper and form it into a sort of cup shape around my left fist. Then I leave it lying around when I masturbate and when I cum I stick my dick inside. The "cup" is thick and absorbent enough to prevent cum getting anywhere. I then "close" the top of the cup (it sticks to the semen inside, enclosing it completely) and end up with a neat ball with the cum on the inside and the outside perfectly dry. I then flush it down the toilet when I have the time. I usually do it immediately, but there's no rush since the ball is good at keeping the cum smell contained.

If you just cum on toilet paper and tried to flush it down the toilet, some of the exposed cum sometimes manages to remain floating in the water even though the paper itself was flushed. If the cum is fully enclosed, it never happens.

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:25:30 2014 No.5099038
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>>5099016
I understand your method and think it's pretty good although obviously it's better to jizz directly into the toilet bowl but why do even masturbate so much? And holy shit, 1 roll a day is a lot.

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:31:31 2014 No.5099054

>>5099038
I used to masturbate about once a day or two until I started taking paroxetine, which made it nearly impossible to cum - it was difficult enough to get hard, and actually orgasming would take hours.

But I was in college and had a huge backlong of hentai games, so I did it anyway. Over a few months I was able to cum every day after just two or three hourse of masturbation despite the paroxetine. I have adapted.

Then I stopped taking it and since then need to cum three times a day or I get all cranky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:32:31 2014 No.5099058 >>5099054 huge backlog after a few months I was able to

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:34:30 2014 No.5099065 >>5099038 Not that anon, but I can't bring my 60 inch tv into the toilet brah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:36:30 2014 No.5099069 >>5099065 then bring your toilet to your 60 inch tv >not having en suite bedroom >not having TV in front of bathroom door >not having toilet face door >not watching TV across the toilet and your room from your ceramic throne

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:37:30 2014 No.5099074 >>5099054 Gradually reduce your fap dose, your neurons should adapt eventually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:43:30 2014 No.5099094 >>5099054 >>5099074 no, don't you see? we've just discovered masturbation resistance training someone call /fit/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:44:30 2014 No.5099102 >>5099054 You are a shining example of what we should all aspire to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 17:53:30 2014 No.5099136 File: 1.39 MB, 180x228, wtfamireading2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck happened to this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 19:12:33 2014 No.5099398 >>5091596 was she at least cute before the expansion stage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 19:25:21 2014 No.5099443 >>5089375 Nigga he sounds like a boss nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 20:10:21 2014 No.5099614 >>5098158 Why didn't you just buy a 48-pack of cheapo toilet paper?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 20:50:26 2014 No.5099775 >>5099136 It improved considerably

Anonymous Mon Jan 13 21:07:58 2014 No.5099833
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>>5087331
>implying discussion is automatically good discussion
/fit/ discusses lifting in a way that hurts feelings while reading, even worse when participating. I love lifting and that's why I avoid /fit/.
/ck/, /n/ and /k/ are the only boards where people don't seem to be going out of their way to have a discussion on a topic relevant to their board without directly insulting one another as a means of continuing the discussion. That's why I only visit this board anymore. I got tired of feel threads, steroid threads, tfwnogf threads, and rate my cb thread. It's all become cancer.
>tfw patron saint of 4chan has protected /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 21:32:58 2014 No.5099907 >>5091898 Bennedict Cumberbatch has a funny name. That's it. That's the joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 21:47:58 2014 No.5099970 >>5097812 Well then why don't you just not be a shit bag?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 13 22:04:58 2014 No.5100019 >>5099907 http://youtu.be/ckGmMO0zbJo

Anonymous Tue Jan 14 02:06:45 2014 No.5100679
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>>5099970
>your honour
>I may have slammed my wifes head into a drawer repeatedly, tied my belt around her neck then raped her on the kitchen floor
>but she was acting like a total cunt; leaving my gym socks mixed up with my work socks, overcooking the salmon every friday, buying 2% milk instead of full cream, you know
>sounds like a real bitch man, she deserved every bit- charges dismissed

Anonymous Tue Jan 14 09:34:18 2014 No.5101230
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>>5099833
Why is /n/ so enthusiastic about their bikes though? Since I was 6 I have used my bike as a means of transportation and fitness, but I never thought of this as something special. I can't believe how these people managed to suffocate all the threads about awesome trains and planes and turned /n/ into a fast board with nothing but bikes.

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