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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Hey guys. Just made a good butterflied cornish hen. Made this display nice so I can show you all. Egg is because it comes from the hen, onion because it is red and thyme because it pairs well with chicken.

Any questions and ill guide you to making the perfect cornish game hen.

>> No.5066375

Is that burnt chicken?

>> No.5066377

>>5066375

The skin is caramelized. I pan fried it first for the crispy skin.

>> No.5066379

>>5066373
Look burddy burned

>> No.5066378

>>5066377
why you put raw onion on there and a raw egg?

>> No.5066382

>>5066378

To make it look like a cookbook

>> No.5066386

>>5066382
It doesn't look anything like a cookbook.

>> No.5066389

>>5066386

Is it the lighting? Maybe because I did it with a camera phone

>> No.5066391

>>5066382
if you wanna make it look like thatput that stuff int he background not on the plate

>> No.5066392

>>5066378
>>5066382
>>5066386
>>5066389
I have no idea why this made me laugh.

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5066401

>>5066389

>plops a fucking raw egg and onion on the plate
>thinks its the lighting

oh god, 2014 will be a great year for /ck/. i can't believing how retarded this guy is.

>> No.5066409

>>5066401
why also is it onion and egg there isn't even any of those involved int he dish

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>>5066389
This is what a cookbook looks like. Your picture looks like burned chicken on a plate.

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>>5066409

Dude, just stop. I can barely breathe over here. This is fucking ridiculous.

>ill guide you to making the perfect cornish game hen.
> the perfect cornish game hen.
>perfect
>takes a picture of his burnt to a crisp bird

I bet it is dry as fuck.

>> No.5066419
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5066419

I ate the legs
They arent burned
They taste fine it is caramelized

>> No.5066421

>>5066419
I'd eat it

>> No.5066422

>>5066419
there's a difference between charred and caramel. next time try searing on a slightly lower heat.

>> No.5066426

>>5066419
bro, no, that is burnt.

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>>5066419

>> No.5066430

>>5066419
What happened to the egg and the onion?

>> No.5066431

>>5066422

It is caramel.. I cooked it myself. Tons of girls like my recipe

>> No.5066437

>>5066431
i'm laughing so hard. i know you're not OP, but still thanks

>> No.5066443

>>5066430

when everyone said it looked bad I tried rearranging the display and it wasnt as strong as I thought

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5066444

>>5066443


Forgot picture

>> No.5066448

>>5066373
That looks good!
Cornish hens were always a favorite when I was a kid and my mom made them for our family.

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5066452

>this entire thread

>> No.5066453

>>5066452
Why are they pulling each other's ties? Nobody ever does that?

>> No.5066456

If you wanted it to crispy, you could have pat it dry and then put some butter under the skin before roasting it.

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>>5066444
Goddammit, you need your own late night cooking show on NBC!

>> No.5066474 [DELETED] 

>>5066456

>not pan frying cornish hens

OP had the right idea. He just burnt the shit out of it when caramelizing. You aren't going to get a crispy skin on that small a bird with a simple roast and not have it under cooked. Shows how much of a pleb you are.

>>5066454

And this. OP, I want you to document your next dish. It seems like you are a giant fuck up.

>> No.5066492

>>5066444
Jesus CHRIST OP what the FUCK did you do?!
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
DID YOU LOSE CONTROL OF YOUR HAM HANDS?

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>>5066443

>I tried rearranging the display and it wasnt as strong as I thought

Explain...

>> No.5066541

>>5066492

I tried to mount the plate on the eggy for a cool still life picture

But I ate it all. It was very good

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5066542

>>5066541


Forgot picture again

>> No.5066688

>>5066377

Looks pretty burnt to me.

>> No.5066691

>>5066373
eggdgy

>> No.5066697 [DELETED] 

>>5066542

There is no way that one egg produced that much shell.

What are you up to, OP?

>> No.5066729 [DELETED] 

This thread didn't go as well as I had hoped. My next dish will be chicken breast I will post tomorrow night. Good night /ck/.

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>>5066688

This is what I do when I burn something.

I tried to cover it up with peanut butter but I didn't have enough.

I guess I have to suck some guy off for some food money.

>> No.5066834

>>5066745

Feeling better about yourself now?

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5066870

Well, this thread has been fucking fantastic.

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5066904

>egg and onion

since when do cookbooks throw random shit on a plate?

>> No.5066940

>>5066382

cookbooks look like all papery and shit yo.

>> No.5067134
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5067134

>>5066834

Sometimes when I have no money I wait until early Saturday morning to find food.

After the bars close I wait until a drunk vomits on the sidewalk.

I scoop that up and put it on some fries.

>> No.5067175

>>5067134
hahaha wow.

>> No.5067185

>>5067134
I hope your future self goes back in time to before you were born, fucks your mother and screws up your timeline so you would never exist

>> No.5067245

This thread is joke

Why unhappy?

Much confuse my friends

>> No.5067355

>>5067134

And it's fun until you hurt someone you love doing it.

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5068077

>>5067355

Most people are disgusted by the sight of diarrhea, not me.

When I'm at a public toilet and someone has missed the bowl it's a special treat for me.

I scoop it up and eat it with English muffins.

>> No.5069039

>>5068077
gross

>> No.5069049

>>5068077
noc pls go