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Anonymous Sun Dec 22 01:40:38 2013 No.5041147 [DELETED]

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Ten Seconds with a Baseball Bat!

Who would You chose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 01:42:38 2013 No.5041151 File: 56 KB, 728x411, Guy Fieri - Not a Chef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not actually a chef... LOL!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 01:45:39 2013 No.5041158 File: 440 KB, 1000x1499, Jamie Oliver and Pig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ummm... effing do-gooder

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 01:47:38 2013 No.5041165 File: 31 KB, 615x409, Nigella Lawson - Off Cocaine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 01:48:38 2013 No.5041170 >>5041158 >muh pink slime what a effeminate cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 01:49:38 2013 No.5041172 >>5041165 >not wanting to have crazy coked up sex with her >not wanting to cuddle with her soft body afterward

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 01:50:39 2013 No.5041176 File: 97 KB, 1000x1500, Woolworths - Curtis Stone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ausfag here. This creep who has associated himself with the produce of a multinational-megacorporation!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 01:56:38 2013 No.5041191 File: 183 KB, 1536x2308, Nigella Lawson e-hoe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5041172 born 6 January 1960 she would be looser than than the cavity in your xmas turkey

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 02:04:38 2013 No.5041213 File: 23 KB, 400x600, Heston Blumenthal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This faggot. Protip - he aint a chef either!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 02:11:38 2013 No.5041225 >>5041191 Vaginas don't really loosen, only about as much as a man loses hardness, comparatively.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 02:25:11 2013 No.5041246 Giana Delorentitts. I'd put it in her snatch and fuck her asshole. What were we talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 02:35:11 2013 No.5041265 File: 14 KB, 300x300, Nigel Slater.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5041246 I believe that OP is proposing violence towards celebrity chefs. Here is another for your approval/disapproval!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 03:02:11 2013 No.5041294 >>5041213 He's a chef whether you like him or not m8

Anonymous Sun Dec 22 03:25:11 2013 No.5041318

Myself. I kinda like Gordon. swering and all and f every other breath. not to mention you got to have eyes that look rouund. like willy wonka. or if i build it the will come. you see these guys and ladies on tv. thats it tv. very hard. not sayng you gotta have an mba... but actually cooking is the least. hole in the wall places are great. trendy don't work. and everyone gets old. and I know this is couunterintuitive, change or die but not toomuch. it's . tough. I can make a fairly good burger or dog or 'que once you sztart selling to the public, all kinds of health, licences, restictions et al come into play. I rember, I worked a barbegue place. the owner was Greek othodox I think and co owned with his son. big mistake. the old man would feed almost anyone ( here is a bag- go pick up the lot and feed them a giant plate in the cornner of the kitchen dad, you canna do that. oh yeah well yeah. in went along like that for a while. a good place. and really clean I know. and cleaned the pits ( 40 fresh hams and 40 shoulders per week. trio sodium phosphate on the pits, I cleaned them very clean, always grade. A. know what the downfall was? two, much less three cannot sit in one chair . get it in writting, and defined, who does what. better hurt feelings now than after you have dug a deep hole. yeah I know, shakespeare said fotst thing, lets kill the lawyers. and I agree. but nothing worse than working in a resturant or kitchen with no clear leadership. partners rarely work. be it restaurants, boat's or condosTake it from me espesially not boats or condos or time shares. shared ownership rarley works, even with the best intentions. of course, I am perfect... and always right. it's possible, but not easy. I would never go into a bussiness with a good friend.. nor lend the money. I'[d rather give them the money and be done with it. truley. at least you have your friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 03:55:32 2013 No.5041354 File: 38 KB, 387x594, 1177348008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5041318

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 04:00:33 2013 No.5041357 >>5041318 You're forgetting your trip lately

>>	The name's Starrare New tripco(...) !e1/CBEyE1w Sun Dec 22 04:06:32 2013 No.5041366 File: 82 KB, 267x200, 1387703203079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's an old, deep hatred I would be indulging

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 04:08:32 2013 No.5041369 >>5041357 >implying this particular anon needs/has ever had a trip >>5041366 >The name's Starrare New tripcode user on the scene hmmm Nope, doesn't look like I can get Sceak out of this at all. You're good to go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 04:45:32 2013 No.5041401 >>5041158 This... Rachael Ray is a close second...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 04:59:36 2013 No.5041414 >>5041151 Seconded

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 05:02:36 2013 No.5041417 File: 84 KB, 955x957, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5041213

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 05:04:36 2013 No.5041418 OP must've been a former contestant of HK, who got his ass handed to him on a silver platter

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 05:10:36 2013 No.5041424 >>5041418 ha. this

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 05:52:25 2013 No.5041452 >>5041401 I'd fuck rachel's ass with the baseball bat while I made her chow down on my gabbagool.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 19:57:23 2013 No.5042846 >>5041151 This fuck. I genuinely hate this man

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 19:59:23 2013 No.5042851 >>5041151 More hate for this guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 19:59:23 2013 No.5042852 >>5041366 http://www.videobash.com/video_show/food-networks-sandra-lee-swearing-groping-herself-in-outtakes-original-40411

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 20:04:23 2013 No.5042862 File: 469 KB, 2236x3000, 9518761548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God I hate this mother fucker. I can't even put my finger on why, I just can't stand him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 20:06:24 2013 No.5042870 >>5041265 Awwww... I don't mind Nigel Slater. He's a bit of a pompous dick, true, but nothing anyone who's ever been to any city isn't already used to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 22:43:32 2013 No.5043211 File: 33 KB, 430x255, KotickCash-430x255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5042862 this is why

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 22:48:37 2013 No.5043221 >>5042862 He is two things you will never be: Talented and successful. This is why.

Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:11:21 2013 No.5043300

well. how bout this first five is on your self ten seconds can be a looooong time, or quick and I am no saint( moat of those came to a bad end and I would rather not. it only takes<5. good a swing and a mis. think I might strechech and get a dog. wahyu wanonit? ug oh this is ck..

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:13:21 2013 No.5043306 >>5043221 Sorry, not everything is reduced to jealousy or "projecting".

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:17:21 2013 No.5043320 >>5042862 Yeah, me too. I think it has something to do with his smugness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:18:21 2013 No.5043323 File: 37 KB, 200x267, Purcell,-Janella-credit-Chr.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hate this bitch, so glad she got axed from the show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36PluDrXoHs

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:19:21 2013 No.5043324 The only person I want to physically harm with a baseball bat is this one lawyer that treated me like a subhuman piece of shit and tried to scam me out of money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:21:21 2013 No.5043332 >>5043306 No, typically they are. Especially when violence is controlled. Sorry snowflake, you're just another shit chucking, hormonal ape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:24:21 2013 No.5043347 >>5043332 So how long has Bobby been plowing your anus?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:25:21 2013 No.5043351 >>5043347 Damn, jealous, violent and closeted? Son, you need help.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:32:21 2013 No.5043363 >>5043351 >projection, you need help, no u Are you the guy who was bragging about his union job in the other thread? Go to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:38:21 2013 No.5043378 i hate that buff guy with the glasses (forgot his name) more than all of these cunts combined

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:41:21 2013 No.5043388 >>5043378 Robert irvine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 22 23:48:21 2013 No.5043411 >>5041191 confirmed to have never had sex with anyone over 40

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